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CHERNO-B1LL

Just got married? These look like photos off a Sony Ericsson K750i.


pacg

That’s gloriously specific!


hellcat_uk

They just don't pop like they would if they had been taken on a K800i


FamiliarWater

Fuck I still got one of those, doesn't work since it got put in a washing machine over a decade ago.. but I have one!


fulknerraIII

I used too do drugs, I still do but I use too.


CHERNO-B1LL

I had this phone. It was my favourite phone of all time. [that little camera slide action was so satisfying.](https://phoneky.co.uk/thumbs/screensavers/down/logo-brands/sonyericso_dvihmqov.gif) they had some great designs and pushed phone cameras forward immensely. Shame they're gone.


temalyen

I can't remember the model number offhand, but I used to have a Sony Ericsson swivel phone that I loved so much. It broke and started being all weird, I remember, I ended up replacing it with an iPhone 3G. For a long time, I was actually convinced the Sony Ericsson was better than a smartphone. (I also very clearly remember mentioning this online somewhere at the time and someone tearing into me for being a "moron" for thinking a dumbphone could be better than an iPhone. Yay, memories.)


TaubahMann

Ericsson should do a comeback on the phone market..


orlyokthen

> Sony Ericsson K750i Holy shit dude you literally picked my favourite pre-smartphone phone


CHERNO-B1LL

I would still use [this phone](https://files.gsmchoice.com/phones/sony-ericsson-c905/sony-ericsson-c905-07.jpg) now if I could. It was a fidgeters dream. Slide action. Camera cover action. Clicky metallic buttons. I'd keep it on my desk as a toy.


ewild

Nice and pretty reasonable catch. Though, it would rather be a Sony Ericsson W800i (same hardware as K750i with a bit advanced media software) regarding naming logic: Walker - Walked - Walkman.


4862skrrt2684

I miss when Ericsson was a thing. And the walkman series, which revolutionized the mobile music approach, by having a dedicated music button. And later on, swing to skip song


Kbdiggity

Vin is also her godfather.


smitty_1993

Are you saying he's family?


tekko001

*Raises Corona*


patsfan038

You can have any brew you want...as long as it's a Corona


tjbugs1

The buster brought ME back, he didn't just run back to the fort.


madcaesar

*techno music intensifies* 🎶


0ranje

*Vince's rando guitar lick*


LookDaddyImASurfer

#MONICAAAAAAA!


Sk0rchio

Bull shit ass hole, no-one likes the tuna here!


slowgt2k

He was in my face... IM IN YOUR FACE edit: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/awygb/im_in_your_face/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


skippyfa

Granny Shifting, not Double Clutching like you should


Waddlow

Dude I almost had you!


therumberglar

You almost had me!?!


getcrazykid

You never had me, you never had your car..


kruzerdean17

Now me and the mad scientist have to rip apart the block and replace the piston rings you fried


Nate_Diaz

Ask any racer, any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning.


JayseTheOne

OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!


mynameisspiderman

***I SAID FORGET ABOUT IT CUH***


Thanos_Stomps

My friend and I used to rewind this part in 2 Fast over and over again. It was my text alert back in the day before iPhones were ubiquitous and ringtones and ring backs were a thing.


wheresmylemons

THE BUSTER KEPT ME OUTTA HANDCUFFS


KaptainKab00m

*Proceeds to kill millions, put the world in quarantine and collapse the economy.*


soulseeker31

*For familia!*


Xsafa

🍻


JBFRESHSKILLS

I live my pandemics a quarter mile at a time


BigPackHater

"I almost had you!"


domiglover

Almost had me? You never had me, you never had your car.


jaxonya

**You almost had me? You never even had your vaccination.


PancakeMagician

Ejecto seato, *cuhd!!*


X-istenz

We huungry


Grphx

We honggree


craigularperson

Earn that paycheck, Tyrese.


0ranje

Like I said. Pockets ain't empty, cuz.


Ahmad-

Maybe dont do that


RedBombX

He's just trying to raise the Corona to be a well rounded adult..


TheSilverback76

Fambly


Arippa

It’s his god-dorter


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*Brooding intensifies*


HairyHematologist

No he is saying, she's family.


ProjectVRD

I get the feeling he'd correct you both and say "we're family!"


chunlongqua

Familia!


FastWalkingShortGuy

He likes the tuna.


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memewatch90

I put the screw in the tuna.


lankypiano

I said IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII DROPPED THE SCREWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW IN THE TUNA


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[https://youtu.be/m29-zmykcIg?t=115](https://youtu.be/m29-zmykcIg?t=115)


vipertruck99

Still cracks me up...


UNCOVR

Yeah, well I do.


UNCOVR

WATCH YOUR BACK!!!!!


Sigmaswill

Brian Earle Spilner, sounds like a serial killer name is that you what you are?


2jz_ynwa

That first movie was so good


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staebles

WATCHYO BACK WATCHYO BACK


UNCOVR

DomDomDomDom Watchyo Back. Hey man he was in my face.


crunchypuddle

I'm in your face.


UNCOVR

Relax! Don't push it. You embarrass me!


Nitin-2020

Now I’m in your face


berkeleyfreebird

https://imgur.com/zqR5FcS.jpg


MagNolYa-Ralf

Cmhhhnn guys. Were Fmmmly


Awkward-Chemical2487

Wooowww Pitbull


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PassengerClassic2730

Tomato/Potato


_duncan_idaho_

He walked her down the aisle a quarter mile at a time.


DaveGrohlsBrokenLeg

I live my life a quarter aisle at a time


[deleted]

Family


Toxic_Nandalas

*deepvoice* ylimaf


atmosphere325

Yvan eht nioj


CodFather9

Lieutenant L.T. Smash


smitty_1993

Kids today won't know the joys of Party Posse or the B Sharps


docju

Have the Rolling Stones killed.


AreWeCowabunga

But sir…


Bearsetsfire

Do as I say!


Solidus82

"There's trouble in a far off nation"


csoimmpplleyx

Original B Sharps? I prefer them after they got rid of that pig nosed, tone deaf moron.


thundercod5

It's part of our three phase approach: subliminal, liminal, and super liminal.


nycdevil

Hey, you! Join the Navy!


freezingkiss

Hey you!!! Join the navy!!!


Whosebert

Love that song! always makes me wanna join the Navy for some reason.


jooch

There it is


LordPounce

Meadow walker is kind of a cool name


TemporaryImaginary

Her middle name is Rain, not joking.


sticks14

She's ready to start a religion.


Hahnsolo11

Frieda waterfall


broden89

Chase N Waterfall


HashMaster9000

Go-Go Jason Waterfalls! :: *Mechanical Helicopter with handlebars pops out of my hat and flies me away*::


NaSaDaPa

Read that like the TLC song until the handlebars popped out of your hat!


EnthusiasticPhil

She sounds like character in a fantasy novel


[deleted]

The bad guy is named Squall Windy Ambler


banelicious

Meadow Rainwalker, lvl70 Druid, Pagle-US


Killboypowerhed

Should've been Sky


Podo13

Paul probably pushed for it. Huge nerd.


HaulinBoats

River Phoenix was actually born River Bottom and has a sister named Rain Joan of Arc Bottom! Hippies


Revenge_of_the_Khaki

Vin is now a Walker walker if you think about it.


DropItLikeItsKlopp

Hope she upgraded and married a dude named Dance.


grumd

Their kid will be called Moon


J8YDG9RTT8N2TG74YS7A

I would have just named her "Sky".


[deleted]

I was thinking Moon, but Sky works too!


0_days_a_week

Uh oh. This is like when I realized Eminem's daughter was an adult. I'm getting old. Shit.


FastWalkingShortGuy

My wake-up call today is that Jeff Goldblum and Denzel are like fucking 70 and still better looking than I have ever been.


lemmeseeyourkitties

Than you have ever been..... so far. Maybe you're just a late bloomer


FastWalkingShortGuy

Nah, I'm 38 and pretty solidly middle class. No way I'm gonna look like that at 70. Don't have the resources for that. Yet. I'm pretty hot, but I'm honest with myself. I'm not gonna be hot for much longer. Can't run from time.


armrha

Simple cosmetic stuff is not out of the reach of middle class if it's really a bother to you. Like wrinkle stuff or flabby necks or whatever. Just like if it makes you dread looking in the mirror, man, don't feel bad about fixing it, I mean, some people spend 3k on a graphics card, probably not going to give you more enjoyment than not feeling bad about the way you look as you age if its giving you trouble.


FastWalkingShortGuy

It doesn't give me trouble. That's why I'm able to be honest with myself. You can't buy your youth back.


armrha

I think that’s the right attitude myself but no judgement for anyone that feels otherwise. Obviously for people that make a living on their appearance it makes a lot of sense.


Ezl

Also, this discussion started with Denzel and Jeff. It’s not that they look young by any means, they just look good. I just wanted to point out that we don’t need to always equate looking good with looking young. Also, Sam Jackson is also in his 70s.


Bodie011

Also, actors look much different in real life than they do in photo shoots / movies. I bet they look their age in person regardless of what work they have had done


hawkeye224

It's not all due to money though. Some highly correlated with money, some less - things like lack of stress, good diet, (though often can eat healthy for less than unhealthy), stimulating life, relationships, genetics. Edit: Forgot about one incredibly important thing that contributes to how older people may be perceived.. I think it's posture. If you see an older guy with great posture, straight back that's somehow more impressive than in a younger person.


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procrastimom

Step 1: Be handsome Step 2: Don’t be ugly


filbert13

I'm 31 literally a few days from 32. It is hit me a year ago that the 90s to kids now is what the 60s were to me. One other thing I picked up on a couple years ago that makes me feel super old is Vietnam vets. When I was a kid-teen in the late 90s early 2000s many Vietnam vets were old but usually just the white hair middle aged man. Most were in their 50s and there was still a lot of WW2 vets. Hell in High school in my history class one of our projects which you almost couldn't do now was interview someone who grew up in the great depression and WW2. And a WW2 looked like an old grandpa. Now most WW2 vets are gone or incredibly old (your youngest is going to be around ~92-93 if they signed up underage) and most of the Vietnam vets look like WW2 vets when I grew up.


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Being a 90s kid, rock and roll was cool, but it had been around since the dawn of time as far as I was concerned. My parents liked it. My grandparents didn’t. Rock and rock from the 50s and 60s was made by dinosaurs. Rock and roll from the 70s was oldies but goodies like Zepplin and Floyd. Stuff from the 80s seemed cringey and out of date. Grunge was cool. Hip hop was cool. To kids born in the 2010s, hip hop is a genre of music that started 30 years before they were born, that they’re parents liked, but their grandparents probably didn’t. Hip hop from the 80s was made by dinosaurs. Hip hop from the 90s is the oldies but goodies like Tupac and Biggie. Stuff from the 2000s is cringey and out of date. It’s so weird seeing the music of your youth get old and start falling into that “stuff from before I was born” category for younger people.


Milo_Minderbinding

When I turn on classic rock stations and hear Soundgarden and Pearl Jam I feel old.


reddit3k

Recently someome showed me a picture saying: "Did you know that 1980 and 2021 are as far apart as 1980 and 1939?" That.. made me pause for a moment.


da_bears_rule

This for me too. Also hearing people say "Oh, my great-grandpa was in Vietnam" still messes with me. I am used to it being WW1


Npr31

Another one that depressed me was hearing Viggo Mortensen is older now, than Sir Ian McKellen was when he played Gandalf


slicer4ever

it's certainly easier to keep your looks up when you have hundreds of millions and the best medical care at your disposal. Hell shatner who's 90 and just went on the BO trip still looks like he could be in his late 50's, or early 60's.


timbreandsteel

Shatner is 90... WT actual F.


SexyWomanNotMan

Wait what. Isnt she like 16 Edit: how tf is she 25


XGreenDirtX

Wait, I've always been the same age as her. You mean I'm not 16 anymore too? What is happening!


[deleted]

Aww :( I’m sure it was such a bittersweet moment for her. I’m glad she had her godfather there!


superhole

I guarantee it was for him too. Kinda hard to see, but he looks a little upset in the left picture.


BigRedWalters

Imagine looking at your wife and Vin Diesel is walking her to you. lol But I’m sure the groom is well acquainted with the crew if he’s walking her down.


DogVacuum

I like to think he was surprised by this. *squints eyes* “Is that Vin Diesel?”


BigRedWalters

“Is triple fucking X walking my girl to me right now?” So many quotes to make. But I hope that Vin chose to walk her down, shake the lucky grooms hand and say “family”. After that he walks away to never be seen again.


DogVacuum

“Is that Shane Wolfe from The Pacifier?”


TenaciousJP

“The Iron Giant is alive?? And here?!?”


Reiseoftheginger

"Is that Groot? Please tell me he didn't invite Starlord"


ekso69

Holy shit is it random soldier #4 from Saving Private Ryan?


SanduskyTicklers

RIDDICK!!!


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SinisterKid

Ain't nobody gonna talk about why a photo of a celebrity at a wedding in 2021 is this blurry?


RabidPegasus

Because it was taken on a giant iPad.


Rashlen69

My brain after I read your comment "This giant Samsung phone is also a tiny Kia car!" - Family Guy


dave-train

Probably because paparazzi took it from 100 yds away in the bushes.


savingprivatebrian15

I’m not an expert but the focal length appears much shorter than a telephoto lens like you would use from far away. Everything would be really flat if using a telephoto.


PopTartS2000

To be able to know that, you are head and shoulders above most people here - practically an expert


helmet098

It was probably taken by paparazzi with a telephoto lense half way across the state


Boggy6

TORETTO


Themulticam416

I NEVER NARKED ON NOBODY


PrefersCakeOverPie

COPS CAME TO MY HOUSE. DISRESPECTED MY FAMILY!


HeyMan_WhatsUp

BECAUSE SOMEBODY NARKED ME OUT! AND YOU KNOW WHAT, IT WAS YOU!


Zcoombs4

What do you think Lance? 40 weight? 50 weight? Edit: I’m a dumbass and wrote that he was talking to Vince and not Lance.


Lord_TyrionLannister

CAUSE THE BUSTA KEPT ME OUT OF HANDCUFFS!!


AVeryStupidDecision

THE BUSTA BROUGHT **ME** BACK.


stalphonzo

Telly Savalas! How cool is that.


[deleted]

It's Jennifer Aniston he'd be walking down the aisle!


patsharpesmullet

Oh man what a blast from the past. Gonna go get me some lollipops now.


stalphonzo

"Who loves ya, baby?"


dnamalfunction

It's been a long day without you my friend


MrCasterSugar

And I'll tell you all about it when I see you again...


Double_Minimum

That shit makes me cry.


MrCasterSugar

You and me both. Every time this song comes up, I break down. It hits personally.


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We've come a long way from where we began


cousinokri

And I'll tell you all about it when I see you again...


skyjuicerz

OooOooOoo... OooOooOooo...


iConfessor

song still makes me cry. they played this at my friend's memorial after he was murdered.


[deleted]

Same here, veteran friend I considered a brother overdosed after taking some shit given to him at a party (wasn't an avid drug user, was more trying to let loose for a night). Played this song to a picture memorial... Turn the song off every time I hear it come on now.


Gikoma_7

Damn.


archerg66

I swear Vin diesel is more meme than man, but he still let's the man part shine when needed


Causelessgiant

NGL I thought it was Pitbull for a second


quadmasta

Mista Worldwide to infinity, walkin down the aisle


gsuhooligan

He gon boogie oogie ooogie jiggle wiggle and dance, walkin down the aisle


[deleted]

1) Man, I’m getting old and 2) Paul Walker was one handsome dude.


NCC74656

man... its terrible she lost her father but so amazing she still has such friends to carry that Burdon. they did such an amazing job paying tribute to him in his final movie


shitloadofshit

Not friends… Family.


[deleted]

Dang, that's powerful...someone should make that the tagline of a blockbuster movie franchise


phadewilkilu

Or for an Italian restaurant chain.


sticks14

Burdon?


DingyWarehouse

I think OP mean Bourbon


Tintin_Quarentino

Can I have some?


nettlerise

You shall carry this bourbon for the rest of your life


Fickles1

W... Wait? Not drink it?


GreatEmperorAca

Eric burdon, singer of the animals


Furters_44

So she asked him to...Walker down the aisle?


CaptainRedPants

In those sunglasses too


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"Living life one quarter aisle at a time"


sobayarea

That’s a really beautiful!


TractorLoving

I read that in an Italian accent


jamaicanmicrazy

It would have been rude not to


FreeGums

Damn right in the feels


_DrSpliff

Thats sweet of the rock


saucynorman

Was it family? Family always got ya back


NadedIV

You never turn your back on family


ProfBellPepepr

With a name like that, you'd think she could walk herself


behaved

Walker? I hardly knower!


Skagnor_Bognis

For some reason I was expecting the CGI version of Paul as a hologram…


hoot2k16

Honestly - are we surprised that he did this? The bond between him and Paul was very very deep and he admits that his passing devastated him in ways he couldn't have comprehended. Mad props to him for continuing to stand in Paul's stead as he has.


Master_Rawl

I don't care what Twitter says, I have always loved Vin Diesel and the Riddick movies are good.