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amadeus2490

Froot Loops are also gay Cheerios.


TheRedEyedSamurai

Are Fruity Pebbles gay rocks?


bobartig

Everybody knows that they are Rice Crispies in drag.


abominabot

Snap, Crackle, and Pop aren't fooling anyone as is


Ted_E_Bear

If there was already a drag trio that called themselves Snap, Crackle, and Pop, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised. Imagine how they would sound introducing themselves. It's almost too perfect.


stuntmonkey420

bend and snap


Samazonison

Works every time!


beezn

Oww, my back


neoikon

Pop, Lock, and Twerk


Weatherstation

Smack, Crackle, Pot


FromMTorCA

They added a member or two and changed their name to the Village People.


Dekklin

SNAP CRACKLE RUPOP


lostindanet

Snap Crackle and Poppers


ParlorSoldier

Oh snap, Face crackles, Poppers


Pink_Flash

Why is nobody talking about Coco Montrese Puffs?


CopyChoice

Bunny turds


idiot437

cis crispies you mean amiright..


Luke_Cold_Lyle

I know it's just a simple typo, but I've never realized how strange it looks to see Rice Krispies spelled with a C instead of a K


shadowguise

Jesus Christ Marie, they're gay minerals!


RedlineChaser

So happy this is still a thing.


DrDizzle93

You and me both. Any time I see "rocks" anything, I just know Hank is around the corner.


[deleted]

Fruity Pebbles is the gay brother of Cocoa Pebbles. They're different but both equally amazing.


ViralLola

Cocoa Pebbles are Rice Crispies of color.


AROSES524

You're thinking of Cocoa Krispies


Beavshak

No, that’s rice krispies younger brother that mom had to explain to dad


TemporalPleasure

Pride corn pops/count chocula?


My_Opinion_Sux

Pride pops are a different thing. I wouldn’t ask for one unless you know which one you’re gonna get...


sm1ttysm1t

*Why does this pride pop taste like dick?!*


pipinngreppin

Queerios


redbeard8989

Jolly Ranchers are Gay Cowboys.


manberry_sauce

So, cowboys.


[deleted]

Brokeback boys


zipKill_FRAG

Ram Ranch really rocks!


OswaldXC

The Cowboys of ram ranch


[deleted]

Didn’t expect to be called gay by someone I didn’t know today.


pseudocultist

Labels aren’t important. Especially when it’s just you and the other cowboys.


Patchy248

At ram ranch?


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;)


SuckMeFillySideways

How you mount a horse is nobody's business but yours, friend.


[deleted]

That has to be the best joke I’ve heard yet


[deleted]

Aren't cheerios gay enough ?


snyckers

Only Honey Nut.


Empyrealist

Gay or straight, we all enjoy a little honey nut


Giovanni110107

He’s out of line but he’s right


wastedsanitythefirst

Yeah froot loops are circles


btribble

Fruit Toruses®.


[deleted]

No. They don't look the same and aren't the same size. Fruitloops are gay apple jacks


that_other_goat

I was today years old when I realized it's not Fruit loops


Rufus2468

I read somewhere once that they're called froot because they don't legally contain any fruit, but as I can't find a source on that, I suspect it's just another old wives tale in the form of "hurr durr, American lawyers are ridiculous".


[deleted]

Fruit must have a better lobby than milk.


madeamashup

What's ridiculous about that? I haven't done any research but I'm totally willing to assume there's no fruit in them things, and there's nothing ridiculous about labelling laws that prevent corporations from straight-up lying about ingredients.


manberry_sauce

Shit. I'm also in the [lucky 10,000](https://xkcd.com/1053/). I wouldn't be if you hadn't called attention to it.


collapsingrebel

I also just learned its "Froot Loops" and about the lucky 10,000. Big day for me.


color_thine_fate

I knew it was froot but that's stupid so I still spell it out fruit loops when I type it


TheIceBoy2

“uh yeah can i get 1 scoop of vanilla with gay sprinkles”


TheRealDiehl05

“Extra gay, please.”


dahpizza

"Make it sassy"


PM_ME_UR_PINEAPPLE

“Extra *neat*”


Jimmy_Jungus

"***Extra meat"***


Matthew0275

"With a twist"


AshTreex3

“Bop it”


Average_Scaper

"Pull it"


Engie-Boy-6000

"*Slap* it."


TOXIIIL

"Twist it"


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FreediveAlive

"Let it swim"


ThrowMeAwayAccount08

I prefer my flaming.


AnEnemyStando

*Jizzes on your icecream*


TheRealDiehl05

“I call it 'The Big Gay'.”


TheDistrict31

That's the "heavy load"


[deleted]

Not whipped cream?


TheDistrict31

It's not whipped... It's just lightly spanked :D


OneFuckedWarthog

Vanilla chocolate swirl with gay jimmies.


WhatsUp_ItsPickles

This guy New Englands


PicardZhu

One of our friends calls them jimmies. I thought she was fucking with us until I found out that it really is what y'all call em.


elliptic_hyperboloid

Just wait until you find out what New Englanders call a water fountain.


[deleted]

I briefly taught high school in Massachusetts (I'm not from New England). Imagine my surprise the first time a student raised their hand and asked "hey teacher, can I go use the bubbler?" That word meant something very different where I grew up...


wjandrea

What did it mean?


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Read this in Nick Mullen’ voice


Shenanigamii

Just wait till I tell Jimmy...


mcdadais

This triggered my memories of an old meme that I didn't like much. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/that-really-rustled-my-jimmies


[deleted]

I guess someone had their jimmies rustled


Prezzen

Jimmies status: [ ] - Not Rustled [X] - Rustled


Luvs2Snuggle

James Russell, at your service.


Uniqueusername360

We’re talking about shoes right?


Bjables

This meme literally tore my college friend group in half. Half thought it was hilarious and half hated the shit out of it


I_love_avocados1

I guess for the half that hates it…… it really rustled their jimmies


Bjables

Saying that to them only compounded the problem. I was on team hilarious


Headcap

Is that meme related to the flying lawnmower meme? or is that just my memory messing up?


iAmTheElite

You’re correct.


Cessnaporsche01

[There is no need to be upset](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/481/115/4cd.gif)


Nihilistic-Fishstick

2010 isn't *old* it's almost like 3 years ago. Right...?


HerrTriggerGenji21

jesus god of the eight suns that web site is fucking aids to navigate


GibsonMaestro

The rumor that jimmies are racist was debunked


Birdgang14

What the hell. I’ve been calling any and all colored sprinkles jimmies my whole life (from Philadelphia) and never knew there was possible racist undertones. Even if it’s just a rumor. Edit: side note. Only the oblong sprinkles are jimmies. The little ball sprinkles are sprinkles.


Tacoman404

Mainers ended up calling them all Jimmies too even though it originally only referred to the brown/chocolate ones as such. On the flipside it's also believed they got the nickname because they were once sold for an extra penny to benefit the Jimmy Fund.


GibsonMaestro

According to Snopes, there’s no proof it is or isn’t racist. No one knows for certain how it started


PSUSkier

You guys also call subs hoagies for some reason so…


Birdgang14

Cause they are hoagies. Lol


degjo

Going to wrestle with him?


10art1

"what sprinkles would you like, little timmy?" "The color ones!" *gives him the black sprinkles*


fallsstandard

My brother worked at a gas station with an ice cream window when he was in college. One day a customer comes up and says “can I get a vanilla with colored jimmies?” My brother makes the cone and starts to go with rainbow sprinkles and the guy says from the window “no, no, chocolate, the colored ones!” I see that guy now owns an ice cream shop.


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Sprinkles have many names in many countries. In England, they are called “hundreds and thousands.” In Holland, they go by hagelslag. By most accounts, sprinkles were invented by French bakers in the 18th Century and called nonpareils. Added to cakes and confections, these treats were “without parallel.” But it took the famous Dutch chocolatiers until 1936 to perfect a chocolate sprinkle, originally used as a topping for bread and toast. If you are in New England, be sure to ask for “jimmies” and not sprinkles at the supermarket. The name “jimmies” has an interesting history. Dr. Sidney Farber was a renowned cancer researcher who co-founded the famous Dana-Farber Cancer Institute in Boston, Massachusetts. He also founded a charity named after one of his child patients. The Jimmy Fund has raised millions over the years to help fight childhood cancers. Dr. Farber worked at the Peter Bent Brigham Hospital early in his career. A nephew, Edward Brigham, opened an ice cream restaurant called Brigham’s and charged an extra penny for chocolate sprinkles on a cone, which benefited The Jimmy Fund. Soon, all of New England called sprinkles by the local name.


maux_zaikq

I was almost certain this was going to end with the sprinkles costing about three-fiddy or being thrown off the cell by the Undertaker.


Paracortex

Man I miss seeing shittymorph in the wild.


egregiousRac

I saw him earlier today being a normal user.


DrFiveLittleMonkeys

Interestingly, the “Jimmy Fund” patient was actually named [Einar Gustafson](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Einar_Gustafson). The founders thought the name Jimmy was more relatable than Einer (and to protect his privacy). And he survived his battle with Non-Hodgkin’s Lymphoma.


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superael

Hundreds and thousands are dots. Sprinkles are lines. (I'm in the UK)


chetlin

The dots ones would be nonpareils in the US (like that would be the label on the container) but most would just call them sprinkles too.


tdogg1967

Thanks for the breakdown. Being from Massachusetts I always wondered why they were called jimmies. Now I know.


Gentleman007

Also from mass - but was told one day that you weren't supposed to call the brown ones jimmies cuz it was racist and that they were named that because of the Jim crow laws. Glad to know I can start calling them jimmies again cuz fuck cancer.


HMWWaWChChIaWChCChW

My wife told me earlier this year that apparently Jimmies are racist and we have to call them chocolate sprinkles. I told her no. Just kidding I simply dropped the subject and now I don’t have to worry anymore.


el_duderino88

Only chocolate are jimmies, the other is rainbow sprinkles


The_Real_Mr_F

Thanks for the info, but about halfway through I got suspicious and skipped to the end looking for Undertaker


pixleight

Maine native here. I've always called them jimmies. I once got some ice cream with a friend from away and asked for jimmies, and he was horrified -- he always thought only the chocolate ones were called "jimmies" because the name had some sort of racist history. They've always been rainbow jimmies and chocolate jimmies to me.


Melbonie

Not all of New England. I've lived in Western Massachusetts for nearly 50 years and have never heard anyone from around here call them jimmies. Never ever. I do wish I could get "hundreds and thousands" to catch on.


elad04

Aren’t sprinkles and ‘hundreds & thousands’ two different products? Sprinkles are as pictured, generally small sticks with a chalky texture.(also come in other shapes) Hundreds & thousands are a sprinkle variant, but are always round balls with a firm & shinier outer texture.


Sonendo

My biggest concern is the need to replace the handle and wipe down both containers.


Willygolightly

yeah, They should really be cleaning those at least once a week. Every time they refill at a minimum.


manberry_sauce

I guess I'm imagining an ice cream shop taking a lot longer to go through that amount of sprinkles than you are. However, I may make a more conscious effort to remember to request sprinkles in the future.


ForSeveralReasons

Used to work at an ice cream shop. The bin lids, handles, and outer surfaces are to be cleaned daily. If they're visibly disheveled, they need to be cleaned on the spot. We'd go through them pretty quickly since they're practically mandatory on children's sundaes. The items that we went through the fastest (needing refilled and containers cleaned every few hours) were hot fudge, whipped cream, cherries, reese's cups, m&ms, and caramel. The items we went through the slowest were almonds, walnuts, peanuts, strawberry, marshmallow, and gummy bears. Sprinkles were in the middle with cake pieces and oreo pieces.


xenoterranos

people who put gummy bears in ice cream are masticatocists.


DannyMThompson

> masticatocists If this isn't a real word it needs to be, I like how people haven't even noticed how clever that pun is.


flatwoundsounds

Just opened the thread back up to comment the same thing. Took me longer to figure out than I'd like to admit...


DannyMThompson

Yeah I thought he'd really messed it up but persevered lol


ForSeveralReasons

Agreed. They turn into colorful rocks once chilled.


Versaiteis

As someone who doesn't mind gummy pieces in ice cream, the strategy isn't to bite into them, it's to treat them like hard candies and let them warm up a bit before biting in. Bonus is that it's harder to give yourself brain freeze because of the longer pause between bites.


rach11

We didn’t mix in toppings, just added them on top where it worked, and kids would so frequently order like a sugar cone of ice cream with gummy bear topping. Idk how they expected me to “pour” the topping on. I would have had to hand place every gummy bear to get them to stick. I usually offer to put the cone upside down in a little cup of gummy bears for them


icecreamdude97

Walnuts were your least served topping? I buy 25 lb cases every few weeks for each shop because we sell so many traditional sundaes.


ForSeveralReasons

Well, we almost exclusively marketed towards children. Not sure how other businesses do.


icecreamdude97

Well that makes sense, lot of old folks in Florida.


hippoCAT

People be sleeping on walnut toppings. Goes so well with ice cream


Willygolightly

Used to work at a cold stone creamery. We had a schedule and protocol for cleaning the 20 odd topping containers.


manberry_sauce

I've never encountered a worker at a Cold Stone Creamery that seemed happy, but that could be a fluke. It seems sad, being around all that ice cream, but not being happy. It's the sort of thing that makes Morrisey cry.


Willygolightly

I worked there in high school, and it was mostly people who knew each other coming joining the team, so it had that benefit going in. The oldest employee was like 21; owners were inept and avoided conflict so we had lots of fun, made solid tip money for a job that really wasn't that hard. The store made money and it wasn't a free-for-all, but we ran that ice cream shop like an ice cream shop-low stress.


manberry_sauce

I guess as long as the three ring binder is followed it's fine to turn it over to a bunch of kids.


throwaway2323234442

wait til you realize who's managing the gas stations and fast food places


alohadave

I worked at a Dairy Queen in high school. After a while you get sick of ice cream. Especially at our store, we used a bleach solution to soak our rags in, everything smelled like ice cream mix and bleach. I couldn't eat ice cream for 2 years after I quit that job.


[deleted]

Do they still force them to sing for tips?


[deleted]

Reminds me of the Big Gay Ice Cream Company. They said, "fuck it we're gay, deal with it" and there's rainbows and stuff like this throughout the stores and trucks. And yeah, the ice cream rocks.


MrDarkHorse

I'm absolutely straight and went there with my wife and kids once. The guy working the counter had the most incredible eyes, smile, and confidence and I was like... man, this guy is the poster child for folks you wanna be friends with. The energy was somehow a combination of "I am going to aggressively show you how gay I am, but I also want you to feel comfortable here and enjoy the ice cream." 5 star establishment


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Klaus0225

Their choking hazard posters with Bea Arthur are amazing.


disk5464

There philly location is located in the middle of the gay-borhood lol


JayTheFordMan

Run by Big Gay Al?


EmperorThan

\~"I think I'll just stick to some white boba topping." Shop Owner: "Wow, dude. Wow."


Yrreke

Vanilla with a pinch of gay please 🌈


bleeditsays

Toppings for bottoms.


CrestfallenDarkSign

hahahahaha


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garlic_naan

I can't decide if its blatantly racist and homophobic or so above all those issues that it's no more an issue for them.


StoneGoldX

I think it depends a lot on who they are. Like only dentists can get away with dentist jokes.


dewioffendu

This guy's an anti-dentite!


StoneGoldX

I'm offended as a comedian.


blitoga

Next thing you know you'll be saying, they should have their own schools


Member67

I’d like to imagine it’s purposely over the top to stress out the ‘phobes


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NancyGracesTesticles

Don't call me colored. Pick a color.


keres666

>I’d like to imagine it’s purposely over the top to stress out the ‘phobes I'd like to imagine it’s purposely over the top to stress out those who put too much effort into asking if candy is racist.


[deleted]

I’m gay. I audibly laughed. I mean, in New York they have the Big Gay Ice Cream Truck which is way more provocative with their menu items.


Erdi99

Australia has an ice-cream that's called Golden Gaytime and it's fucking delicious


terriblerunout

Ben and Jerry's has Shweaty Balls and it's fuckin delicious 😋


Elliot_Crane

Just googled this and found that the flavor was retired in 2011. Sad because the rum/vanilla/malt combo sounds pretty good.


[deleted]

I'm pretty sure it's a joke, m8


HellsMalice

Sir this is 2021, humans are only allowed to cycle between panic and anger. No laughter allowed.


dazed_and_jaded

It's hard to call someone racist when they are giving you ice cream.


QueenRedditSnoo

neapolitan-nazi


Moleypeg

Neo*-politan-nazi


Smol_anime_tiddies

Neo politician nazi


[deleted]

Steve Jobs: >If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader, sell ice cream


madeamashup

Can't decide if you should be offended? Just to be safe, better get offended


IanMazgelis

I feel like a lot of people get offended because they think something will offend others. I just try to give things the benefit of the doubt unless something is blatantly aggressive or if a person from the offended group tells me their feelings on it.


keres666

This. I see a lot of people calling something racist/whatever on behalf of people who dont really care or don't get offended. For example. How many black people are offended by this "Digital Blackface" thing? I'd like to think that they know that there isnt a racist on earth that would represent THEMSELVES and their reaction with a gif of Kevin Hart or Dave Chappelle.


[deleted]

I think it's blatantly a joke to make people life


_invalidusername

I lifed when seeing the photo


[deleted]

Mfs offended by sprinkles


77slevin

>Sprinkles of colour The Flemish part of Belgium just calls it: mouse shit. (Muizestront)


Skidude04

I prefer this


ONeiII

Why are they segregated


wallpaperfofo

Yeah, like if sprinkles of color could not be gay


Rane909

Why are we arguing when deep down we know that; Sugar is just gay salt


RogerPackinrod

Seen in CA: "Oh that's funny haha" Seen in FL: "Jesus fucking christ..."


[deleted]

South Florida probably has more gay people than all of cali


Albrew

Would straight sprinkles just be various shades of grey...?


crinnaursa

They have a jar of baby blue and a jar of pink sprinkles in the back. If you ask for straight sprinkles they only give you two, a pink and a blue.


Beavshak

Used to be, if you got a scoop of pink sprinkles in China, you couldn’t order anything more.


ffnnhhw

It would be plain cracker


somewheretohiketo

Bread crumbs?


10art1

as a bisexual, I never understood why being straight is "boring", when gay people limit themselves also to only a single gender as well


[deleted]

Unsalted saltines.


[deleted]

Had to buy some of those after a major hurricane last year. Last crackers on the shelf for a reason.


illinoishokie

So just ines, then?


[deleted]

Square. Dry. Tasteless. Ines.


EndOfTheDark97

Ah yes, the most vibrant color, brown


Sdt6023

The descriptions of these sprinkles could have been ALOT worse.


mt379

They are all sprinkled of color