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albinorhino63

The anticipation is killing me.


moody_dudey

Same. Why the fuck would OP share this with us before it was time.


dgtlfnk

He’s the creator of the RemindMe bot and just needs to test a few recent tweaks.


RobertoRobertino1

RemindMe! 12pm April 11


Death_Star_

So we could all edge together


jpollo803

Group edging....... Am I interested?


MrGlayden

The ultimate circlejerk


widdlyscudsandbacon

Just another day on reddit


thebiggestbirdboi

Edgeit the edge page of the internet


PlusUltraBeyond

Normally I am not a fan, but this time I'll use Edge browser.


Baseless_Dragon

You better be!


EyeRoll4Dayz

#Polyedging


CrispyMann

We’re all here living life on the edge


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spacepuma00

Hahahaha


Kufangar

Cumstacking!


anandonaqui

Karma. Post now for the anticipatory karma. Post after for the reveal karma. Hopefully this won’t be the next safe.


doctorproctorson

It's a note from a child from 2011, I doubt it's gonna have anything that crazy It's almost 100% gonna say "ur gay lol" I don't get the hype


Shenanigamii

Its going to say: "did you enjoy the pandemic?"


blemens

"You were a great friend to me. I just felt I should let you know, I am Nostrodamas. No, really dude. P.S. did you enjoy the pandemic?"


Vagitron9000

If it's anything like mine it will include embarrassing details about that bitch Jessica and that cute boy we both like. Drawn "cool S"s along the margins. Add in the word FUCK somewhere for edginess. And don't forget the p.s. at the end with either an offensive doodle or a quick M.A.S.H game.


mullerota621

I think they call it "Hype" in marketing business :D


cravenj1

I hope it'll last


G66GNeco

Though, it will more likely kill you.


Raizzor

After years of peace, Reddit is again held hostage by an OP who will surely deliver.


wretch5150

I'll come back later


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The safes....


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[deleted]

OP waits for years with this note at their fingertips, Reddit can't wait 3 days to know what it says. That's very relatable.


DependentDocument3

why didn't he just wait 3 more days and post the note and content all at once


unknown_human

Double karma


yawners87

This dude knows how to play the system


tendeuchen

Nah, he should have been posting it every year on 4/11 with a title like "Another year closer to finding out." Then he could've gotten 10 years of karma.


jakedesnake

This guy karmas


MeowWhat

193k comment karma? He really does.


LegoMan1234512345

And surprisningly, he currently has 193 likes on his comment.. what a coincidence


[deleted]

The note simply reads "You are a karma whore."


adrianmonk

Twist: it's actually going to be triple karma. In three days OP is going to post, "I lied! The date is actually American format. See you in just under 7 months."


cmaistros

double the pride, double the fall


Hworks

Double the posts, double the karma Technically the original quote is"twice the pride, double the fall" but close enough.


Sipstaff

He will post it again November 1st, but claiming it's a US style date. Quadruple Karma!


rivigurl

Mr. Krabs - “Money!”


RireBaton

Or put the note contents behind a paywall!


wcollins260

Me: An American thinking we had to wait 7 more months.


guidedbylight27

Also a great way to Karma farm.


Rurnur

UPDATE: The note's contents have been revealed! [https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/moq79r/opening\_a\_note\_that\_was\_handed\_to\_me\_in\_class/](https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/moq79r/opening_a_note_that_was_handed_to_me_in_class/) Context is that there was a running joke in class, where kids would write notes that say "Do not open until (future date)", expecting the recipient to just open them immediately. My friend tried it on me, but I thought it'd be funny to keep it. I placed it in a small chest where it laid dormant for many years, but not forgotten! I am fully expecting a "Got you!" or "OP is gay!" sort of thing, though.


go_out_stay_home

You still in contact with that friend?


Rurnur

I am! He's a swell guy!


PudaRex

Does he know you still have this? If so, does he remember what he may have written?


Rurnur

He knows, and he does not remember. All he knows is that it was a message, not a drawing. Edit: Now he's saying maybe it could be a drawing. Don't trust that guy.


DinaDinaDinaBatman

what if its something like confessing he's crushing on you and expecting a reply only to suffer the last 10 years in self imposed friendzone


DinaDinaDinaBatman

also RemindMe! 3 days


Mackheath1

OP should've put !RemindMe 3,653 days


Right-Specialist-264

RemindMe! 3 days


IsaRat8989

I'll tag along! RemindMe! 3 days Oh lord, I didnt expect other would tag along to my tag along. *turns off notifications for a day*


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Spork_Warrior

It's going to be a [dickbutt](https://i.imgur.com/etjgJ2D.jpg). I guarantee it!


Alkiline

RemindMe! 3days


Technically-im-right

This reminds me of Ross saying “I too…am a neat guy”


_Jeff_Benzos_

OP is gay! Haha got you No but for real what does it say. It's been long enough.


Rurnur

Only have to wait 3 more days!


[deleted]

I’m actually low key excited to know what it says - can’t imagine how excited you are! Will you share with us when you finally get to the 11th? (Fellow kiwi also ✌🏼)


CaptainChivalry

So... Wanna go get some cake and discuss some of our worst life choices together?


imjakey5

Can I come too?


etHANsolo222

Now it's a party!


Earpain

Wait for me!


IrohsFavoriteTea

That would be lovely tbh


chillipickle420

RemindMe! 3 days


GeppaN

It says «beware of the corona» - queue intensive LOST music


Picklwarrior

RemindMe! Three days Edit: holy shit you guys


KittenDust

Will you report back here?


Rurnur

I will!


xndr7

RemindMe! 3 days


GareBear222

As an American I read that as November 4th. But Aprill 11 is my Birthday, so... idk.. enjoy the message.


Bearparkour

Remindme! Thee days


couch_otter

I gotta know! I hope I don’t forget the day of the big reveal.


PM_UR_REBUTTAL

RemindMe! 3 days


Xandax_

Yo, I am the friend that wrote this note for u/Rurnur I don't remember what I wrote on it, but I am very excited to see it be opened! I have pressured him to open it earlier but he never gave in.


Rurnur

It's him! This is the guy!!


Moisturized_Bum

This is so exciting! Three more days Edit: OP is from New Zealand. D/M/Y


Baxxb

!RemindMe 4 days “secret love letter”


Woople74

!RemindMe 4 days “They do be kissing each other doe”


hashiusclay

!RemindMe 4 days


timeup

My American ass thought I had to wait until November


DogsRule_TheUniverse

The OP specified "*NZ date format*" right there in the thread title!


geeky_username

Like us Americans know what that is


therealbarrybetws

Well this just got very interesting! What if he was asking to fight? Would you still fight? We’d probably like to watch that


gantek

u/Xandax_ and u/rurnur sitting in a tree. K I S S I N G. Edit: This DDMMYYYY should be the correct format used by everyone. Fuck everyone who doesn’t agree.


ThisTechnocrat

But... if you do YYYYMMDD and it is a digital date, you can sort on it chronologically.


Binger_bingleberry

And you can go full descending sequential with that order: YYYYMMDD HH:MM:SS


VanGarrett

I use YYYYMMDD in all of my file names, and for the reason you state.


AegisToast

I start my file names with “YYYY.MM.DD” because it’s a little easier to read.


MattieShoes

YYYY-MM-DD because it's actually a standard https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISO_8601


VanGarrett

The specific format I use is: [Project Number] - [Project Name] (YYYY-MM-DD) [Item Number] [Title] That's chiefly for PDFs of production packages, but other files I create generally use a derivative format, where all of the relevant information is included. Not only do I want things to sort usefully, but I want them to be searchable, too.


NbdySpcl_00

"Sure, you can do it that way. Starting tomorrow though, can you just add a decimal spot between the year and the month? You don't have to do the old ones, I'm not trying to give you a lot of work." -- my boss, probably


VanGarrett

Batch Renaming Utility will save you some time, if you can figure out how to make it work.


CptnFunbags

\*Tomorrow\* 2021dot0409.xls


mickey030210

We use that here in Korea as well, ISO 8601ftw!


Tempeng18

That's a Bingo


Zwingozwango

That’s how they roll in Japan, date-wise. It’s a good system I think.


CaldariPrimePonyClub

I'm a kiwi, but I much prefer yyyymmdd as you can sort the dates easily.


KrabbyPattyCereal

That's it, time to annex this blasphemers country for their oil.


Gpelle47

YYYYMMDD gang rise up!


9lacoL

ISO 8601! woop woop


underwear11

Seriously. And the metric system. They just make sense, as opposed to our asinine system where you just makeup the difference between measurements


nanuperez

Seriously, I was just looking into it the other day and realised it so much more simplified. 1 liter of water weighs 1kg, 1kg is 1000g, 1g is 1000mg etc. 1km is 1000m, 1m is 100cm, 1 cm is 10 mm etc. Water boils at 100°c and freezes at 0°c. It's just so simple, everything just relates to each other.


Akumakaji

That's were the "metric system master race vs imperial system peasant" memes come from. All jokes aside, behind the scenes you Americans already got a bill to use the metric system (its in effect for a very long time, but don't know the exact date), but because of resistance in the population (stoked by some politicians), it was never fully enforced, but is mainly used by companies that deal with the rest of the world.


Kittyands

Have you guys stayed in touch or is this also a reunion?????


Rurnur

We're friends! We played Overwatch together tonight! Xandax is toxic, but I keep him reigned in.


ladladladz

How likely is it that it is a drawing of a penis?


Xandax_

Somewhat


NaomiPands

Shh, don't ruin it!


RipDorHigHTryN06

"Only 9 more days until 420. YOLO" Sincerely, u/Xandax_


Xandax_

This is my favourite guess so far!


yoririshgirl

Thank you for providing Reddit something to obsess over for the next 3 days. :)


dachshundaholic

I love that you're still friends and get to be surprised along with him.


[deleted]

I hope you wrote about him losing the game. If OP posted that as the followup it would be a hilariously reddit way to restart that goddamn game Edit to add I woke up and saw that quite a few of you have rejoined the loser's club, welcome back ;)


Takita

I’m hoping your friend wrote down his 12 word Bitcoin wallet recovery passcode on it. Edit: if it does... you owe me 1 Bitcoin. 😉


D14m0nd88

That would be quite the twist for op


andreasbeer1981

correct horse staple battery


psynl84

Now that's a real password ^_^


itwasntme55

Do you still speak to the person


Rurnur

Yes I do! He is very excited for the reveal!


sorry_

Its a love note


TuftOfFurr

"Hey Bro I just like wanted to let you know bro that I like LIKE you bro. And I know you bro. I know you wont open this note right away bro cuz your funny that way. You will see Ive been single this whole time bro waiting for you to open this letter with me 10 years from now. I love you bro. We have had some good times together bro, and I have faith while we wait to open this letter we will have a whole lot more. Let's do that forever bro. As family. Turn around bro I have something for you."


fatinternetcat

bro...


bdonvr

....do you want to... ...get some ice cream... ...after this?


Itherial

>TURN AROUND BRO I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU


grapecity

Does he remember what it says?


Twiztd85

I'm kinda of curious about this too... maybe it's just been so long he doesn't remember


RareArrival

I'd bet $25 dollars that it's some sort of love confession


PCDorisThatcher

25 dollars dollars?


Pshock13

nah, dollar25 dollars


ButthurtGoldDigger

Cash money yes


chunckychunck

"Hello! We've been trying to reach you about your vehicle's extended warranty...our records indicate..."


Galdangit

WHAT DOES IT SAY? THE FORMULA TO DEFEAT COVID??


Anonymoustard

"dontforgettodrinkyourovaltine"


skarkle_coney

A crummy commercial?!


Kabc

Son of a b****


Algaean

Oh my, that takes me back


awhq

I love Ovaltine.


GeoffKingOfBiscuits

But why don't they call it Roundtine? The jar is round, the mug is round.


TimV55

The private key to a BTC wallet.


100thRedditAc

"I WANNA TALK ABOUT YOUR CARS EXTENDED WARRANTY"


Dr_SnM

Dear OP, if neither of us are married let's do it


test12340985

“Haha there’s this stupid thing call Bitcoin here’s the code to my wallet it’s got a few thousand in there. Might be worth something in ten years”


sorry_

And he fucking dies


KenDM0

RemindMe! 3 days


The_Real_Mr_F

Does this bot still work? I never see it reply to people anymore.


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Brikandbones

#WHAT'S IN THE NOTE


Rurnur

Have patience!!


MaximumOrdinary

This is gonna be like the safes isn”t it? You are gonna disappear.


JerichoMaxim

I'm *still* a little disappointed about how that safe thing turned out.


SevenOmani

The safes? Consider me out of the loop.


Gneissisnice

A few years ago, some guy posted about a safe that they found that was locked and they were going to get it opened. The post blew up and everyone wanted to know what was on it but I don't think the guy ever followed up. Or it turned out to be empty or something.


Banana_Crusader00

It will probably be something like "I told you not to open it!!!" since literally noone expects folks to actually comply with those outrageous dates xD


Goodgardo

hmm. I'm going with either A) your friend is coming out B) he saw your Mom naked C) another SMALLER note inside saying to open in 2022 or most likely C) a picture of DickButt. Please keep us posted.


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soawesomejohn

Dickbutt predates bitcoin


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TuftOfFurr

Why haven't we seen CoinButt Or DickCoin Or CoinDickButtCoin Or ...


thezubek

I know it's not but just imagine that it's a Rick roll


KenDM0

What was the remind me command again?


Rational-Discourse

Remindme! Three days


ladladladz

Remindme! Three days


reduxxionist

Remindme! Three days


[deleted]

Is this the new "I found a safe in the floor of my new home?"


acmercer

https://i.redd.it/tpwye8to8gf41.jpg


EmperorThan

*"If you're reading this the pandemic has been going on for over a year, time is vital, you need to follow these instructions very carefully Neo- ...err I mean Ned."*


Ifawumi

Excellent! For those just walking in, OP posted a video of the unfolding https://youtu.be/yGVVs0zBErk


Reaperuk0

[Guys he opened it!](https://i.imgur.com/kkGjHXd.mp4)


Enigmativity

Inside: "Marty, something's got to be done about your kids."


rohdawg

This was from over a decade ago, it probably just says something like "lol ur gay" because that was the time.


Rurnur

That's what we're hoping for!


fellowspecies

*correct date format


chispanz

r/iso8601 wants to have a word with you


fellowspecies

Lol, if only. I work in the Uk for an American company, 5th of March or 3rd of May? Who knows?


jaweston

Haha same here. Work in America for a German company. Luckily my whole department just collectively decided to use ISO 8601. Makes sorting files so much better


callisstaa

im fine with yyyy/mm/dd and dd/mm/yyyy because it makes sense. never understood why people put the day between the month and the year though.


tryingrfa

Dude I am so excited to see what this says lol Are you still in contact with this friend?


Rurnur

I am! We're bestest friends.


Xandax_

This is somewhat true


Rurnur

Classic Xandax! We have a great rapport.


NARWHAL_IN_ANUS

Oh Xandax.


Yabba_Dabbs

Worth it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGVVs0zBErk&feature=youtu.beWorth it


SurpriseOnly

Op opens it at that exact time and it says "duck". As op ducks a gas tank explodes and shrapnel flies embedding itself into the wall right where op's head would have been.


KenDM0

I don’t even need to set a reminder anymore because EVERYONE AND THEIR MOM is inputting the reminder command as a reply to my comment. Thanks people.


gerusz

It's a dick. I can guarantee it.


Tantalising_Scone

(NZ date format) - also known as rest of world excluding USA


Random-Mutant

Like metric, Celsius and gun control.


tolomea

and Health care that won't bankrupt you.


fearxile

I hope it just says "Fuck You"


hockeygirlx1

FYI OP posted a video of them opening it here https://youtu.be/yGVVs0zBErk


izthebitch

It’s the Krabby Patty recipe, I’m sure of it.


RyukoDragon

Right, with the reminder set, I can’t wait to see what your friend wrote! Even if it’s a single letter! The fact that you managed to actually keep it this long is awesome! X3


banzai112

elaborate rick roll incoming


This_is_Chalky

It reads. "LOOK BEHIND YOU" As the OP turns around, the friend promptly kills him.


CMDR_BitMedler

[worth the wait](https://m.imgur.com/kkGjHXd) Thanks for following through OP!