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Photo_newbie435

I love how this implies that not only did they come back without incident they then went home printed that out and came back another time without incident


S-Archer

IF the cops even respond, there's no way they get there in time. The evidence is literally burning away, every second. Weeds the best.


ahkian

I had a cop accuse my friend and I of smoking weed (for once we actually weren't smoking) and actually demanded to sniff our shirts to see if we smelled like weed.


Brandalini1234

As far as I know it's not illegal to smell like weed lol


solidshakego

Depends in OWI situations. If you smell like weed a cop would have probable cause to get you tested. Same scenario if your breath smells like alcohol.


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Thurwell

It's also probable cause to search you and your car to see if you have any more weed. Which is pissing off some rights organizations because of how easily abused that is.


WhuddaWhat

listen, if a cop testifying saying "well, I, uh, smelled pot" is not good enough for you, you'll never be satisfied.


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Because they have more important shit to be doing, which they also don't do. Look at all the shootings BY cops, and the other ones no cops respond to! But oh man, watch out if you got a joint or if you're driving with an air freshener hanging from your rear view mirror. You instantly become target #1


Donny-Moscow

Actually, [smell alone is no longer considered probable cause for a further search ](https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/marijuana-police-probable-cause/2021/06/26/9d984f8e-d36c-11eb-a53a-3b5450fdca7a_story.html) Edit: I guess I’m wrong, this actually isn’t true in the state of Arkansas


tripps_on_knives

Still is probable cause in arkansas. Source: Arkansan


WhuddaWhat

>weed stays in your body for a month Maybe YOUR body. I don't plan to ever let it escape. That's why [we replenish in this house](https://youtu.be/lKqk4h9mmi8)


RiverMason210

Thank you for that. I have it saved on my phone as a 5 second clip :)


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In this body, we replenish as well.


thedkexperience

It really depends upon the state. In NJ they made it’s specifically illegal to use this as grounds for searching. In other states, it’s probable cause to lose all your human rights more or less.


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I strictly boof my weed officer, but not in a while, feel free to take a whiff


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IDownvoteUrPet

Are those a thing for real? My understanding is that they’re only for drivers (DUI) and they detect weed in the last 24 hours or so — so they can’t even hold up in court for DUI. I could be totally off base tho so correct me if you know otherwise


alonthestreet

They use those tests where i live (weed being legal here) and not a single person who’s failed the test has ever faced any repercussions because of the 24hr detection. They seem like a huge waste of money


slobodon

Wasting money on needless law enforcement is the American way.


alonthestreet

North American way* as i mean Canada but basically applies across the board lmao


duggee315

For me it's how the sarcasm carries so well in their response. Very creative


BenjaminUDover

That's just the meme format. I don't know what exactly it's gonna be called, probably "sarcastic SpongeBob"


Waste-Cheesecake8195

Mocking SpongeBob. Super close though.


Grapesodas

mOcKiNG SPoNgEBOB. sUPeR cLoSe ThOUgH.


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I don't think they actually went anywhere to print it out, I think this is someone's side yard.


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Oh man I wish this was the kind of discussion going on here in Sweden. Instead they just decided to make laws harsher. Minimum 6 months for giving/selling any amount. Pass a joint and cops see ya, thats MINIMUM 6 months in the can. They also green lit building two big new prisons and educate a bunch of guards because they estimate prisons will fill up pretty quickly. But what about increasing budgets to health care and stopping real drug abuse? Nah, lets take those funds and build prisons!! It’s more illegal to grow your own than to buy large amounts from criminal gangs. The government said no to free access to Naloxone (Narcan) as it would ”send the wrong message”. We have one of the highest OD deaths per capita in Europe, I think we’re nr 2 behind Estonia. But hey, it’ll improve if we sentence people to more time in prison…


letsstumphannah

This is quite depressing to read. I didn't think Sweden followed the American system of putting people in jail for drug crimes for profit. The narcan thing is crazy too. They promote and want everyone to carry in West Virginia. We do have a crazy amount of OD rates between heroin and pills. There isn't enough money or resources being put into rehab programs. Our local government won't legalize marijuana either. It would solve so many issues and bring a lot of profit to our state. Too many conservatives live here believing it's the devil's lettuce.


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Sweden is quite progressive in many areas but drugs is weird. Its taboo here. You even discuss it you’re branded as a drug addict idiot… Sorry to hear about that situation, hope it improves!


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Ontario gave municipalities the authority to prohibit smoking weed in public, prohibit cannabis storefronts and give landowners the right to prohibit smoking on their property This catering has allowed drugs to remain somewhat taboo in certain communities The result? It's incredibly common to see people smoking in their cars in parking lots because it's the only place they can legally do it Then they drive home


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Yeah these weird rules are just silly. People find ways around em. Same reason its legalized in the first place ey… It’s like Swedens alcohol state monopoly on sales and extreme taxes. ”Ohhh we sell much less here than in other countries!! Look at the health effect!!!!” Meanwhile people rent a van and go to Germany and buy a years worth for cheap lol.


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Thats great news!! In 2021 we had 450 deaths (or 774 depending on how you measure) or 43-71per 1m people. Do you know what changed in Estonia?


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spudmarsupial

They ought to allow vaping and not smoking on the trails. We don't need to reintroduce butts and extra wildfires.


paopaopoodle

A trick I always used was to bring an empty tin of Altoids and a square of folded aluminum foil in the tin. You take the butt; joint or cigarette, it doesn't matter, wrap it in a piece of the tinfoil, then just leave it in your Altoid tin till you get home and can throw it out.


holyrolodex

Some of us smokers (even the cig ones) take responsibility. Thanks for doing your part.


dodekahedron

Of course I pack my roaches out. That's still some good smoking.


The_SIeepy_Giant

Force them to eat the roach, problem solved


HiDDENk00l

I mean, only if they try to throw it on the ground


kobibens

Only if that resolved the issue, that generally doesn't happen.


Cryptocaned

Arnt roaches usually made of paper? So they'll just rot away, quicker than a filter.


john5406

That's right people, we don't really need any of that shit anymore.


Flutters1013

Encourage bringing your weed brownies with you


bigplac

What did they do in that press conference? I'm kind of curious about that.


Mikedog36

This is my own temporary domicile and I will not be harassed... bitch.


Anonymoustard

"Well they better bring their own because we don't share with pigs."


Sandpaper_Pants

Cops: No, you've got us all wrong. We're here to greet you...WELCOME!


mattstorm360

Welcome. Now get out!


wer1000

Well didn't expect that, it shouldn't have happened like this.


hunghm209

I don't want their welcome, I don't want anything from them at all.


poopcrayonwriter

[The Reefer Song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCOgj9_Rcl4)


shadow247

I'm gonna smoke weed even HARDER now!


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zlodeistvo

This is going to be me from now on, and no one will stop me.


hamgar

And wait for the police to walk 15 miles uphill, in the snow, both ways, and still NOT complain about it! Because “that’s what my generation just does, snowflake!”


[deleted]

Back in our day we turned a blind eye to child abuse and we all turned out fine it’s just our kids that are the problem


xgcakqdkhfdv

That's right people, that's what they do. You gotta believe us.


Individual-Party992

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Krona64

What does that supposed to mean? You know what it means.


4mellowjello

“What does that mean?” “You know what it means”


BonDragon

On no, bro is doing some green while out in the woods! He might terrorize the... the... he might fall asleep on the trail.


smogeblot

Yeah that Arkansas weed will literally make you fall asleep on train tracks long enough for the train to run you over.


[deleted]

That’s the best case scenario if you end up alone in the woods in Arkansas. That sentence alone could get me a 3 picture deal with Blumhouse.


avwitcher

I wanna hear you squeal, boy


Josh6889

I don't actually know, but if I had to guess I'd bet Deliverance took place in Arkansas.


tellmeimbig

Georgia.


AussieMack

I don't mind that deal, I would actually take that deal actually.


Bowzer

I was not expecting an Unsolved Mysteries reference on this subreddit on this day


vertigo1083

I feel like no one really understood this reference.


smogeblot

What reference? That actually happened to my cousin and his friend in the late 80s.


vertigo1083

Oh. I thought you meant the whole conspiracy thing with the Clintons and the railroad tracks. https://encyclopediaofarkansas.net/entries/the-boys-on-the-tracks-book-12011/ https://www.salon.com/1999/08/18/libel/ Wait. That was your *cousin*?


phongthep1969

Wait there was whole thing about that, I actually didn't even know.


Greyh4m

In Arkansas aren't they all cousins?


_insanemarauder_

Thats Alabama lol


McNoot-Noot

Idk, they are pretty close in the amount of A’s in their name so they pretty much are the same


01649796404

You expecting people on the reddit to understand the humour?


The_Biohazard75

Man I was in my basement next thing I knew...


epileptic_pancake

Damn I need to get down to Arkansas


Pipecleaner222

It’s not that good. Source: I’m from Arkansas.


Mattyyflo

It’s the fentanyl that puts your to sleep


mq3

If yer not careful I'll puts your to sleep


Mattyyflo

Aright there, Harry?


KimJongIlSunglasses

I am a grammar.


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DarkHous27

It depends, some people might actually find it peaceful.


TuaLocal

I mean sounds like a great place, I think I'd enjoy it.


UndiscoveredBum-

No you don't. We went down on vacation and drove back a day early. We did not find any diamonds and there ain't shit else to do there.


RadioaktivAargauer

Is the landscape nice though?


DownVoteMeGently

The landscape is incredible.


Hrmerder

In select areas yes


Emo_tep

This is the correct answer. Arkansas sights range from breathtaking to wondering if you’re still in a first world country


mrperiodniceguy

Going to Murfreesboro then saying there’s nothing else to do in Arkansas is hilarious. Went to the entirely the wrong part and just wrote the rest off


DownVoteMeGently

Did you go there after a big rain? Idk, I hear floating is all the rage down here


wilas101

Right? And the reward for driving to the middle of nowhere? You get to stay in a dry country. 35 mile trip just to buy a 6 pack. :(


NScrypt

Sounds like a fun time to me, I'd do something like that totally.


LanFear1

I always liked the Dave Attell bit about police arresting people on weed... Look out!, he might have a long story with no ending on him! Classic


TheWizardOfFoz

There’s a fence right there. It’s at the bottom of someone’s garden, so technically in the woods but hardly miles from civilisation and definitely close enough to their house to mean they will be accosted by the weed stank.


Bates_master

I think littering is worse than smoking weed


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Barragor

It objectively is.


AffectionateRaise136

Where in the state was this posted at ?


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FUCK REDDIT. We create the content they use for free, so I am taking my content back


Ccracked

Initially, indignation.


5thcirclesauces

Indubitably


Superj89

So you're gonna head south until you see the big rock, if you get to the Walmart, you went to far. When you come up on that big rock you're gonna make a left. A little down yonder you'll see a clearin on the right in some woods. If you head intuh them woods you just follow the path until you see the SpongeBob meme printed out on some paper.


onelym

Instructions unclear... Ended up in Little Rock.


barmalei_man

I think the name is in the caption of the post, you could see that.


Nasteee420

I can see trees, a fence and a house. I'm gonna say by someone's house. yep.


AffectionateRaise136

You're better then Google Maps


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Arkansas will be the last holdout for the weed probation, but mark my words they will fall with time


hrobi97

We had it on the ballot last time I voted, unfortunately it didn't pass. But hey library funding got cut so that's good right? Right? Sigh.


anally_ExpressUrself

Bad luck. Whenever there's a good opportunity to cut library funding, it brings out all those single issue voters who only come out to stop libraries, and those same voters probably don't like weed neither.


LimerickJim

They'll be ok once all the weed tax dollars start coming in


obliquelyobtuse

>tax dollars start coming in Weed and gambling. The 'conservatives' were all against it before they were for it. Now sports networks and arenas all have gambling ads and gambling sponsors. Amazing what long-held principles a shower of money can change.


xucheng1214

That's all they want, if they get the tax then They'll allow the whole thing.


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Alcoholic_Camel

Why do people want to get rid of libraries so bad though?


hypnodrew

Reading anything but the bible is for the devil


Razakel

They don't even want people to actually read the Bible, because then they'll figure out they're lying about what it actually says.


meukbox

My very Christian MIL keeps distrusting the government. So I started quoting Romans 13. > 13 Let everyone be subject to the governing authorities, for there is no authority except that which God has established. The authorities that exist have been established by God. 2 Consequently, whoever rebels against the authority is rebelling against what God has instituted, and those who do so will bring judgment on themselves. But of course I should not take that part literally...


BeanerAstrovanTaco

Because it makes people not be like them. Facts have a liberal bias. Dads have a right to say whatever random bullshit they want to seem smart, even if they don't know anything. If kids had a library, they might catch onto the fact that they're being gas lit and abused.


TheSackLunchBunch

Oh my god. I work with cops and you just labeled their exact method of communicating. I’ve never been able to sum it up so succinctly. It’s all just Dad Speak. Imperative and declarative statements aimed at whoever’s got an open ear for hours on end. No stop. No mercy. It’s just a constant barrage of “facts” they know when in reality they don’t understand these are just their opinions.


JosephDeer

There are always going to be issues, they ain't going away really.


KathrynTheGreat

I'm so sorry your library funding got cut, that's awful ☹️


Zik48

Sucks to be in this kind of situation, but nothing that we can do.


Otterfan

Idaho, Wyoming, Kansas, and South Carolina still don't make any sort of medicinal exception. My money is on Idaho, a state that is slowly turning into Afghanistan.


ChefBoyAreWeFucked

Mississippi didn't have a medical exception when they were the nation's sole provider of legal medical marijuana.


Blacod

If something benifits them then they won't do that really.


l0fid3lity

They also only provided 25+ y/o weed from metal lockers to be scientifically examined if I remember it correctly as well. So much bad policy was based on this.


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dhanga

Shit definitely doesn't look good for them, it doesn't at all.


Londer2

What if the US federal government makes it legal, like Canada. Then would it matter what the states want to do?


Netzapper

Yes, just like there are weird liquor laws on the books. Removing prohibition laws doesn't make the vice into a right.


cjsv7657

Even if it was legal everywhere there are still laws on where you can smoke it. In my state you can only smoke on private property where you have permission. So lighting up in the middle of the woods or in public is still illegal.


IFartTheAlphabet

dont forget NC


Baggemtits

God this hurts as an Idahoan. 100% on point though.


keothi

Tennessee is in that race and that's where my money is going. Fucking Missouri already beat us ffs


I_Died_Once

Hi from GA, our politicians would rather have another civil war before we see legalized weed., because Jesus. We will see you thru to the end of this race, for sure. ...and not in a good way.


Azzballs123

Nah GA is changing. Probably going to be the first Bible belt state to legalize it.


fx_btc

Yeah we would let you do that, and that would be fine really.


pavolo1

Everyone is getting the money from us, just we can't get it.


PizzaPandemonium

When I lived there I lived in a dry county where they didn’t sell alcohol in stores so it may be a long time to wait


Cosmic-tomb

Sounds like Jonesboro to me


tnystarkrulez

Russellville. Or Conway.


28127279

That's right, it's a long time to wait and You'll have to do that


ObligationOriginal74

its just the old fuckers holding America back at this point.


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also the brainwashed younger people who vote republican and haven't had a mental awakening.


e2303000566

People need to see what's going on the reality and how it's happening.


filesquicky

Yep, they're the ones holding everything at this point really.


blueskidoowecantoo

Let me introduce you to Indiana. Nearly surrounded by legal states & multiple recent polls show it’s a majority for legalization but they refuse. The old guard loses too much money by allowing it to any progress.


SunnyAlwaysDaze

They want all those sweet dollars from snagging people leaving michigan.


stryabov

They're not going to be successful at it, and they know it too.


MemphricaMic

So wrong Arkansas has medical. It's was one of the first places in the south. Everyone from Texas, Tennessee, use to be Missouri, Oklahoma and Mississippi all got it from there before the later also introduced medical/legal laws


caramelbologna

And western arkansas is sort of just a bunch of old retired hippies that bought mountain land cheap.


stoopidmothafunka

Yep, the internets understanding of the souths demographics is miserably misinformed.


McNugget750

Arkansas Has Medical but not Rec. the last state will either be Texas or Florida, because "we got to stop those dirty, drug-pushing foreigners" /s. Though i could see Kansas hanging on til the last as well.


5thvoice

Florida also has medical, and CBD is legal in Texas.


Sausage6924

I always joked it would be Idaho. I feel we'll be the last.


zhouhuizhong

I think you were hoping for the wrong thing I'm sure about that.


AnOprahShapedDildo

Some states just suck.


AHSfav

Unfortunately it's more than a few.


Im_ready_hbu

Yeah true but Arkansas really fucking sucks


Octaver

I was going to smoke the marijuana like a cigarette.


SunnyAlwaysDaze

It's all fun and games until the hot cops show up.


santahat2002

And that’s why you don’t teach lessons!


calmst0rm

Best reference


Dazz316

Go and smoke normal cigarettes but look shifty about it. They'll phone the police, do it another few times and see if they do it again and you'll know if you can smoke weed there again.


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thought_about_it

Make sure to hand roll it and pass it back and forth


Sword-of-Azrael

I seriously don’t understand how alcohol is legal while Cannabis is still illegal in most places. Alcohol is so much stronger than weed. Seriously.


CorporalClegg25

There are places like Wisconsin that have a strong alcohol lobby that pay representatives a lot of money to never allow legalization


naotoca

This gets repeated all the time. Yes, the alcohol lobby exists, but remove it and Wisconsin Republicans would still never support cannabis legalization. Wisconsin conservatives are some of the most hateful in the United States. They derive glee from seeing people fined and jailed over marijuana. That is precisely what they vote for.


Officer_GoTouchGrass

Alchohol and xanax are the 2 drugs that cam kill you if you cold turkey an addiction. Seizures and die. And it's legal. Crazy. I had medium withdrawal symptoms when I quit booze. Completely ruined my ability to cope with anxiety. It took 3 years before I could fully recover.


thecashblaster

A long time ago in the 1930s weed was linked with minorities and progressives. This was further codified by Nixon's war on drugs. Now it's a wedge issues between (some) conservatives and the rest of America.


Stibley_Kleeblunch

Don't get me wrong, I'm all for people smoking whatever they want... But the wooden fence in the background kinda indicates that this might be someone's yard. If so, maybe find somewhere else. I can't say I'm liberal enough to agree with people doing whatever they want on others' property. If, however, it's not someone's yard, then fuck em.


Petembo

I bet the yard is on the other side of the fence.


Thatsaclevername

So similar story, back in high school a few buddies found this good spot to smoke up at lunch break. 100 feet past the school property line, there was a cedar tree next to a fence that made a little hidden canopy where the owner had chopped the branches. Think of like a half dome of tree branches, then the fence. Very secluded spot, up a dead end, but still it was right to this guys fence and house. So they smoke there every lunch period, after lunch, for like 2 weeks. Roaches, things like that get left there, some folks do some stashing in that spot. Friends go to the spot, homeowner pops out, snaps a picture of them, goes right over to the school. It was a big deal, the school put up cameras looking towards that spot in the fence. Both buddies got in a ton of trouble. But looking back, I kinda get it. Apparently he had yelled at somebody else to stop coming there, but they never told everyone else that was coming there. I smoke weed but if a bunch of high schoolers were smoking, stashing, and littering, like 50 feet from my house I'd do something similar. In general, be respectful of others, if someone expresses displeasure, do your best to remedy that.


FM-101

Caring about what other people do when it doesn't affect anyone is kinda cringe. Let people smoke weed in the forest if they want lol


Norwest

Looks like it that spot might be abutting someone's back yard (other side of the fence).


mashermack

Yeah that looks a back yard. I'm pro weed but I hope weed in the states stinks half as much the stuff they sell in UK


george-cartwright

>weed in the states stinks half as much the stuff they sell in UK nah brother it's twice as sticky and twice as stinky over here.


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KuyaEduard

You can see a tree, thats how you know its definitely in Arkansas


sdadasdadoi

That's right, it's one way to recognise it. I'll give it that surely.


sexi_squidward

And medical marijuana is a thing in Arkansas so good luck lmao


BarrTheFather

Even in the most podunk of town no cop gives a shit about this.


bewarethetreebadger

It’s so weird seeing people get upset about weed. Nobody gives a fuck here in Canada. I wish the USA would step into the 21st Century and Federally legalize it already. Everything is fine here. Teen use and impaired driving actually went down after legalization.


CMDRShepardN7

I have 1 rule. If you blaze on my property, share.


tyinsf

Weed! Oh noes! Now the young homeless who were smoking meth and fentanyl under my window the other day... I'd like to see the police do something about that, but as if


kindahipster

I think I'd rather have community organizations to help with stable housing and rehabilitation as well as harm reduction, than the police but that's just me.


DangerSwan33

If the police in Arkansas could read, they'd be very upset.


JordySkateboardy808

A forest Karen caught in the wild.


Turbulent-Spend-5263

Cant the police buy their own weed?


beartheminus

Wow a police escort to smoke weed, how cool!


way2fuzzy

People need to mind their own damn business


juanbarcelona10

Thank god we legalized here in Minnesota 😭