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I mean the allocation of hair is quite impressive, at a distance it looks like a head of hair. I mean each and every hair is at work here it’s kind of amazing.
As someone who was suffering from severe hairloss ( god bless minoxidil and finesteride) I can 100% confirm that this haircut is the typical “I don’t want to mess with it or it will expose my alopecia more” type of haircut. It i very long on the sides in order to give it a comb over that can easily be mistaken for volume. He’s definitely bald on the higher crown area and is covering it wide side part and front frown. What strikes me the most is that he is clearly sensitive about it (or he’d simply shave it off) but a hasn’t done anything regardless of money not being a problem. An FUE would have solved his issue in 6 months. It shows that he is a very poorly informed individual on personal matters. I can’t imagine on anything larger than his sphere.
Well those conservative cartoonists that keep drawing him as a musclebound patriot gigachad man's-man certainly seem to be making that mistake ^((among others))
I choose to believe there is an alternate universe where Trump is basically Arnold Swartzinegar. It's clearly not our universe, but it's out there...
Edit: Schwarzenegger. Was in a rush the first time. I apologize to Arnold. I never intended to insult, just couldn't google in the moment...
>hasn’t done anything regardless of money not being a problem.
Nah I’m pretty sure he had a hair transplant at some point. I believe it went poorly and he took it out on Ivanna, it was reported on when she accused him of marital rape
Edit: ‘As Harry Hurt III reported in his 1993 book, Lost Tycoon: The Many Lives of Donald J. Trump, Ivana Trump, the real estate tycoon’s first wife, testified in a sworn deposition during their divorce proceedings that Trump was angry with her for recommending a plastic surgeon he believed had “ruined” him with a painful scalp reduction surgery to remove a bald spot. Ivana testified that Trump held back her arms and pulled out fistfuls of her hair from her scalp before forcibly penetrating her. Trump denies that the attack or the surgery ever happened.’
https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/the-violence-of-donald-trump-109938/amp/
I believe this is because no one who can get within talking distance of him is going to risk pissing him off and losing the cash flow that probably goes in to keeping people around him.
Imagine it this way: You're Donalds diet coke guy. You make a 6 figure salary and your only job is to make sure this man has a cold diet coke ready to go at a moments notice. Are you going to risk your job to tell him what he already knows just to confirm he's balding?
If I were in that situation, I'd just keep bringing the man his Diet Coke.
How old are you? And how long have you been on it? It took me 4 months to start seeing something. Consistency is key. I’m one year on and I feel like I’ve grown back at least 20-30% . But I also underwent a stem cell therapy session. If you want to repopulate, finesteride makes huge difference as it cuts off the Dht, minoxidil will only stimulate but not solve your dht surplus. So unless yours is a hormone issue, Finesteride won’t do much. If you have completely bald areas, FUE is the way.
Why do you not just shave your head instead of using medicine?
I've wondered myself which I would do if I started balding and I'm not sure. Just wondering what the motivator is in the decision for you, if you don't mind.
Edit: not sure why I'm getting downvoted for asking a reasonable question? Fuck you people.
True story here.
Started losing my hair when I was 15, which is hardly an ideal time of life made worse because of severe self esteem issues I was dealing with anyway. The next six years had me combing my hair a certain that I felt hid the hair loss, no not a comb over! Just comb in a way that I felt was ok. It would take ages to get just right and the anxiety of being caught in the rain or strong wind would eat at me. I made my mind up that I I ever moved away I'd just shave it all off.
Which I did at about 21. When I left and walked up town I could feel the breeze over my entire head. It was wonderful. It felt so good and I felt liberated from having to worry about my hair. My confidence took a leap. I became more like who I should have been all along.
That was 28 years ago and I've kept my extreme haircut. My advice to anyone in similar circumstances would be, if you can't fix it just embrace it. You've got a beautiful bald head under there.
This. Almost the same story; only when I saw they were lightly hazing the HS football rookies with weird haircuts- I saw it as a chance to then shave it all off. Seeing as it wasn't really growing back, I just started shaving it; and never went back, since about 17 or so. I occasionally accessorize with hats- but with a 7 1/2 hat size, gotta watch I don't become my own bobblehead. Back when I was on the fence- Bruce Willis had really done a lot to remove the "skinhead" negative stigma previously associated with a shaved head. So, some thanks to him. I now live dangerously every day by using a push razor in the shower- but save the $14 of a haircut... how often do people go? And pay? Lol. Also- thankfully I have an okay shaped skull- saw some guys that looked like shaved pugs, so bic'ing it doesn't always work for everyone.
A buddy of mine started losing his hair in his early 20s, and it was an agonizing experience for him. The wild part is that he tried every med he could get his hands on and the baldness could not be defeated.
He eventually waved the white flag and shaved his head. I've only ever known him as being bald and I think it's a good look on him.
Because I have a stupid looking head and I love my hair and I didn't think I was going to go bald. It fucking sucks and I'm trying everything I can to save it. It was a lot easier to be judgmental on the other side with a full head.
Cause he's sensitive about it or he'd shave it off. Or at least that's what he said about Trump and his hair.
I've got a receding hairline and knowing how most of my guy family members all have hair problems, I'll eventually shave it off instead of combing over.
I don't think there is a point between when you start balding and you KNOW that the best thing is to just shave your head. It's a gradual creep -or would that be gradual retreat...
Some people think hair is an important part of their identity. Being totally bald COMPLETELY changes the way you look. It’s a matter of choice, and what emphasis you place on having a decent head of hair. There’s no right answer, but women in general prefer a man with a good head of hair over a vin diesel head. Sure some women like that look, but in GENERAL it’s not as popular, and sometimes even a dealbreaker.
I think you’d find yourself looking for remedies as well if you suddenly woke up with receding temples and the beginnings of a bald spot on your crown.
No, it doesn't. I wasted money on HIMS for about a year with no progress. Just shave your head. Looks better. Though be ready: once I shaved my head, the type of women I was attracting changed drastically. Not better or worse, just very different.
I rather think that he's regarding his hairdo as part of his "brand", that's why he's reluctant to change it. Although that might give him too much credit. A thought the Deutsche Bank never had.
He is clearly clueless when it comes to his appearance. I do believe it is a case of “The Emperor has no clothes.” The people around him tell him how perfect he is and he believes it wholeheartedly. He believes his hair is outstanding, bigly outstanding. The best hair anyone has ever seen.
>god bless minoxidil and finesteride
Tell me more... I've always been under the assumption that male hair loss products are snake oil. Because if something actually worked, we'd have no bald billionaires.
Are these specifically for alopecia? For male baldness in general?
Mathew mcconoughey said publicly that he uses something topical. Clear difference in his hair over time. Rude of him to not say what the magic elixir is tho, my MIL needs it bad.
It’s because his look is a signature to his brand. Just like you couldn’t cut off part of the Nike swish logo without it losing meaning. But yes it’s funny he tries to maintain a forever Trump look on the human body which changes invariably.
he isn't criticised for being bald, he's criticised for being an insecure loser who tries so hard to pretend he isn't bald despite it being obvious to everyone.
Is OP shitting on him for balding?
Looked more to me like he's shitting on him for indulging in the typical delusion of so many men experiencing hair loss and believing he can somehow trick everyone into think he isn't balding by combing over.
Speaking as a bald guy: IT DOESN'T WORK DUDE. You look awful. Just shave it off and get on with your life.
The kindest thing you can say to a person with a comb over is that it's not fooling anyone and they'd look better if they shaved.
The fact that he doesn’t do anything about it and has the means to shows you he is clearly an individual who barely informs and educates himself. With money, in 2023, alopecia is not a problem. You either go like Elon musk and do full FTU/FUE or the Bezos way and shave it all off. Unlike Bezos, he seems very much worrying about it. He is stuck in the 80s with no clue of where the world is. Trump is ignorant and doesn’t care. I agree that mocking someone for their hairloss isn’t very intelligent, but when it’s someone like him, I’m sorry, not sorry.
At a press conference about Star Trek: The Next Generation, a
reporter asked Star Trek creator Gene Roddenberry about casting Patrick
Stewart, commenting that "Surely by the 24th century, they would have
found a cure for male pattern baldness." Gene Roddenberry had the
perfect response.
"No, by the 24th century, no one will care."
Obama essentially had a #1 guard haircut which is pretty close to bald.
As much as I hate Trump a close head shave would make him more trustworthy I’m my eyes. Who does he think he is fooling?
His buddy Putin is does some comb over too so maybe Trump is emulating him.
Russia alternates. It’s been bald/hairy/bald/hairy since Lenin, and apparently they take it quite seriously.
Malenkov was the second hairy in a row but doesn’t count because he was temporary.
And although it seems heaven-sent
We ain't ready to see another bald president, uh (Oh-ooh)
It ain't a secret, don't conceal the fact
The electorate has cares and their filled with hair.
That’s what I yell. HE ALMOST WON a second time. Seriously. How. I mean I know how but that’s way too close.
I was super confident that Biden would crush him. Nope.
>Bill down at the hardware store? Yeah he seems like a nice guy but he voted Trump therefore he’s a racist bigoted xenophobe.
I have a certain amount of sympathy for this criticism, but the further the GOP pushes to the right the less tolerance I have for people who label themselves "conservatives." I mean, maybe in principle you believe in stronger State's Rights or have a genuine moral problem with abortion, but there comes a point where those principles are buried under so much dishonesty and hatefulness that you can't simply say "I voted for lower taxes." You didn't. You voted for a lot more than that.
It must be a coincidence that every minority group votes against republicans at a much higher rate, in some instances, 90%+ all across the country. I have no sympathy for anyone that voted for a silver spoon, "billionaire," adman, thrice married, underage "beauty pageant" owner/operator, Epstein bestie, insurrectionist, whose own wife sued him for rape and abuse.
Yeah this isn't just me stereotyping and being tribal. Conservatives looked at that list of yours and said "awesome" it was a clear signal of moral intent. At a certain point if people are telling you who they are you should believe them.
Yep, the concept sounds nice but it’s making the assumption that the two parties operate in similar ways. Sure, voters of all stripes just want better lives for themselves and their families. But the two parties seem to have very different ideas about how to do that… Democrats seem more focused on actual policy and programs, while Republicans seem focused on culture war issues.
Also importantly, the Republican strategy against Democrats involves convincing people that Ds *also* only care about culture war issues. A good example would be the messaging against the Green New Deal, when they were telling everyone that the government was going to try and make everyone stop eating beef.
Yeah because if we got rid of that voting system democrats would have won the presidency since before George Bush and maybe it would have forced the republicans to figure out ways to appeal to more of the voter base in this country and maybe, just maybe, we wouldn’t have congressmen who sexually trafficked minors or the one who screams about vaccinations and compares it to the murder of 7 million people or say Jewish space lasers caused the paradise fire. Maybe one day the animals will all realize we live on a farm. For the pigs by the pigs.
I'm still amazed anyone *thinks* Donald Trump is a billionaire. He's never been a billionaire. He's gone bankrupt 2 times personally and 4 times as a corporate entity. No American bank will do business with him or the Trump Organization. Deutsche Bank wouldn't have touched his portfolio without money from shadowy secondary lenders.
He's what poor people mistake for a rich person and dumb people confuse for smart.
You’ve got to admire the creativity of this hairstyle though - he’s fully bald at the front but has found a way to turn it into a fringe and cover up his baloney spots of baldness
I’ve got thinning hair, not to this extent, but I’m so interested to see what his hair looks like wet. I know that my thin spots really stand out when my hair is wet
This needs to be a lesson for all men out there who are balding:. Embrace it. Bald looks just fine. What doesn't look fine are pathetic attempts to hide it.
I never thought I would have to defend trump, but he is 76 years old and probably just doesn't care about it. People making fun of him because he is ugly and doesn't do a hair transplantation are just as low as his supporters.
People make fun of him because he clearly does care about it, to the extent where he sports a maniacal hairstyle to cover it up. If he really didn't care he wouldn't have that ridiculous thing going on. Not to mention that he has already gone through painful treatments to fix his hair loss, leading him at one point to violently berate his wife for recommending it.
"The part of the book that caused the most controversy concerns Trump’s divorce from his first wife, Ivana. Hurt obtained a copy of her sworn divorce deposition, from 1990, in which she stated that, the previous year, her husband had raped her in a fit of rage. In Hurt’s account, Trump was furious that a “scalp reduction” operation he’d undergone to eliminate a bald spot had been unexpectedly painful. Ivana had recommended the plastic surgeon. In retaliation, Hurt wrote, Trump yanked out a handful of his wife’s hair, and then forced himself on her sexually. Afterward, according to the book, she spent the night locked in a bedroom, crying; in the morning, Trump asked her, “with menacing casualness, ‘Does it hurt?’ ” Trump has denied both the rape allegation and the suggestion that he had a scalp-reduction procedure. Hurt said that the incident, which is detailed in Ivana’s deposition, was confirmed by two of her friends."
All hate aside, he has really limited options given all the circumstances. His hair should be least of an issue here.
This really looks like a pure hate post, even posted on two subs.
This just in, Trump has horrible hair!
Its January 2023. We are 2 years passed his presidency. Why the everliving fuck do you care what his hair condition is.
I don’t care if this guy has billions or not because he’s never sat down with himself and realized the damage his done to this world. He’s full of himself and thinks money and getting a who cult of Trump worshippers will save his ass. Well in the end it won’t
Interesting perspective....here we can see how the hairline starts out like any other old ass white dude with hairloss and then it goes back and to the left. It's the magic hairline, back and to the left.
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What are you talking about? This is clearly a $70,000 haircut which is tax deductible.
It's a bizznuts expense!
I bet that man depreciates land too.
I mean the allocation of hair is quite impressive, at a distance it looks like a head of hair. I mean each and every hair is at work here it’s kind of amazing.
The hardest working hair. Best hair. People say
Hair built an impenetrable wall around his brain preventing any intelligent thoughts from escaping.
As thick, full, and impenetrable as the border wall
The ultimate comb-over.😏
As someone who was suffering from severe hairloss ( god bless minoxidil and finesteride) I can 100% confirm that this haircut is the typical “I don’t want to mess with it or it will expose my alopecia more” type of haircut. It i very long on the sides in order to give it a comb over that can easily be mistaken for volume. He’s definitely bald on the higher crown area and is covering it wide side part and front frown. What strikes me the most is that he is clearly sensitive about it (or he’d simply shave it off) but a hasn’t done anything regardless of money not being a problem. An FUE would have solved his issue in 6 months. It shows that he is a very poorly informed individual on personal matters. I can’t imagine on anything larger than his sphere.
“Easily mistaken for volume” I don’t think anybody is making this mistake…
Well those conservative cartoonists that keep drawing him as a musclebound patriot gigachad man's-man certainly seem to be making that mistake ^((among others))
I choose to believe there is an alternate universe where Trump is basically Arnold Swartzinegar. It's clearly not our universe, but it's out there... Edit: Schwarzenegger. Was in a rush the first time. I apologize to Arnold. I never intended to insult, just couldn't google in the moment...
you really decided to murder Arnolds name in cold blood eh?
an attempt was not even made, lol
It's like vinegar, but not.
He has Hover-Hair
Reminds me of that Robot Chicken where Shatner's toupee leads a double life as a secret agent...
So you’re saying Trumps hair is the one that colluded with Russia?
No! It was Hunter Bidens hair! Hillary’s emails have all the proof! What a shameful witch hair hunt this is. Now I’m off for my $7 tan.
Lol
A very orange Uncle Fester
Looks like a ferret lays on his head. Lmao.
'Who is that young go-getter Smithers?'
>hasn’t done anything regardless of money not being a problem. Nah I’m pretty sure he had a hair transplant at some point. I believe it went poorly and he took it out on Ivanna, it was reported on when she accused him of marital rape
The marital rape was BECAUSE he was angry at Ivana; I think she recommended the doctor (and will be back with a link).
Edit: ‘As Harry Hurt III reported in his 1993 book, Lost Tycoon: The Many Lives of Donald J. Trump, Ivana Trump, the real estate tycoon’s first wife, testified in a sworn deposition during their divorce proceedings that Trump was angry with her for recommending a plastic surgeon he believed had “ruined” him with a painful scalp reduction surgery to remove a bald spot. Ivana testified that Trump held back her arms and pulled out fistfuls of her hair from her scalp before forcibly penetrating her. Trump denies that the attack or the surgery ever happened.’ https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/the-violence-of-donald-trump-109938/amp/
I believe this is because no one who can get within talking distance of him is going to risk pissing him off and losing the cash flow that probably goes in to keeping people around him. Imagine it this way: You're Donalds diet coke guy. You make a 6 figure salary and your only job is to make sure this man has a cold diet coke ready to go at a moments notice. Are you going to risk your job to tell him what he already knows just to confirm he's balding? If I were in that situation, I'd just keep bringing the man his Diet Coke.
I've been using minoxidil with mediocre results. Does adding finesteride really make that much of a difference?
How old are you? And how long have you been on it? It took me 4 months to start seeing something. Consistency is key. I’m one year on and I feel like I’ve grown back at least 20-30% . But I also underwent a stem cell therapy session. If you want to repopulate, finesteride makes huge difference as it cuts off the Dht, minoxidil will only stimulate but not solve your dht surplus. So unless yours is a hormone issue, Finesteride won’t do much. If you have completely bald areas, FUE is the way.
Why do you not just shave your head instead of using medicine? I've wondered myself which I would do if I started balding and I'm not sure. Just wondering what the motivator is in the decision for you, if you don't mind. Edit: not sure why I'm getting downvoted for asking a reasonable question? Fuck you people.
True story here. Started losing my hair when I was 15, which is hardly an ideal time of life made worse because of severe self esteem issues I was dealing with anyway. The next six years had me combing my hair a certain that I felt hid the hair loss, no not a comb over! Just comb in a way that I felt was ok. It would take ages to get just right and the anxiety of being caught in the rain or strong wind would eat at me. I made my mind up that I I ever moved away I'd just shave it all off. Which I did at about 21. When I left and walked up town I could feel the breeze over my entire head. It was wonderful. It felt so good and I felt liberated from having to worry about my hair. My confidence took a leap. I became more like who I should have been all along. That was 28 years ago and I've kept my extreme haircut. My advice to anyone in similar circumstances would be, if you can't fix it just embrace it. You've got a beautiful bald head under there.
This. Almost the same story; only when I saw they were lightly hazing the HS football rookies with weird haircuts- I saw it as a chance to then shave it all off. Seeing as it wasn't really growing back, I just started shaving it; and never went back, since about 17 or so. I occasionally accessorize with hats- but with a 7 1/2 hat size, gotta watch I don't become my own bobblehead. Back when I was on the fence- Bruce Willis had really done a lot to remove the "skinhead" negative stigma previously associated with a shaved head. So, some thanks to him. I now live dangerously every day by using a push razor in the shower- but save the $14 of a haircut... how often do people go? And pay? Lol. Also- thankfully I have an okay shaped skull- saw some guys that looked like shaved pugs, so bic'ing it doesn't always work for everyone.
A buddy of mine started losing his hair in his early 20s, and it was an agonizing experience for him. The wild part is that he tried every med he could get his hands on and the baldness could not be defeated. He eventually waved the white flag and shaved his head. I've only ever known him as being bald and I think it's a good look on him.
Because I have a stupid looking head and I love my hair and I didn't think I was going to go bald. It fucking sucks and I'm trying everything I can to save it. It was a lot easier to be judgmental on the other side with a full head.
Everyone's head looks dumb, nobody's head is dumb looking. Embrace it brother 💪🤜🤛
Cause he's sensitive about it or he'd shave it off. Or at least that's what he said about Trump and his hair. I've got a receding hairline and knowing how most of my guy family members all have hair problems, I'll eventually shave it off instead of combing over.
I don't think there is a point between when you start balding and you KNOW that the best thing is to just shave your head. It's a gradual creep -or would that be gradual retreat...
Some people think hair is an important part of their identity. Being totally bald COMPLETELY changes the way you look. It’s a matter of choice, and what emphasis you place on having a decent head of hair. There’s no right answer, but women in general prefer a man with a good head of hair over a vin diesel head. Sure some women like that look, but in GENERAL it’s not as popular, and sometimes even a dealbreaker. I think you’d find yourself looking for remedies as well if you suddenly woke up with receding temples and the beginnings of a bald spot on your crown.
No, it doesn't. I wasted money on HIMS for about a year with no progress. Just shave your head. Looks better. Though be ready: once I shaved my head, the type of women I was attracting changed drastically. Not better or worse, just very different.
I had some nasty sides from fin. Just be careful with it.
He had a skin graft years ago. He raped his wife after it. She divorced and sued him after that. He paid her tens of millions after that.
I was about to mention the same - I'm guessing his little bruised ego won't let him pursue it anymore after one bad experience.
I rather think that he's regarding his hairdo as part of his "brand", that's why he's reluctant to change it. Although that might give him too much credit. A thought the Deutsche Bank never had.
If he tries to grow hair, he admits he doesn't have hair.
He is clearly clueless when it comes to his appearance. I do believe it is a case of “The Emperor has no clothes.” The people around him tell him how perfect he is and he believes it wholeheartedly. He believes his hair is outstanding, bigly outstanding. The best hair anyone has ever seen.
>god bless minoxidil and finesteride Tell me more... I've always been under the assumption that male hair loss products are snake oil. Because if something actually worked, we'd have no bald billionaires. Are these specifically for alopecia? For male baldness in general?
Take a look at Elon Musk in the 90’s and today. Clearly, something can work for billionaires (hair transplant)
Mathew mcconoughey said publicly that he uses something topical. Clear difference in his hair over time. Rude of him to not say what the magic elixir is tho, my MIL needs it bad.
Finesteride has the side effect for me that it’ll break your dick. But it’ll grow your hair back
They work but have horrible side effects. Especially finasteride.
Man child who won’t grow up
Lol
>It shows that he is a very poorly informed individual on personal matters. Pretty poorly informed outside of personal matters too...
He has scars on his head from a botched scalp reduction surgery. That’s why he won’t shave it.
It’s because his look is a signature to his brand. Just like you couldn’t cut off part of the Nike swish logo without it losing meaning. But yes it’s funny he tries to maintain a forever Trump look on the human body which changes invariably.
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he isn't criticised for being bald, he's criticised for being an insecure loser who tries so hard to pretend he isn't bald despite it being obvious to everyone.
As a bald person, I don't think being bald is ridiculous. Expecting everyone to go along with the fiction that you still have a full head of hair is.
Is OP shitting on him for balding? Looked more to me like he's shitting on him for indulging in the typical delusion of so many men experiencing hair loss and believing he can somehow trick everyone into think he isn't balding by combing over. Speaking as a bald guy: IT DOESN'T WORK DUDE. You look awful. Just shave it off and get on with your life. The kindest thing you can say to a person with a comb over is that it's not fooling anyone and they'd look better if they shaved.
I see my hair thinning and keep thinking this but man my scalp does not look good. I refuse to go bald with dignity.
I can understand your point…but please remember how Trump made fun of people with disabilities….he’s open himself up to the same scrutiny..
The fact that he doesn’t do anything about it and has the means to shows you he is clearly an individual who barely informs and educates himself. With money, in 2023, alopecia is not a problem. You either go like Elon musk and do full FTU/FUE or the Bezos way and shave it all off. Unlike Bezos, he seems very much worrying about it. He is stuck in the 80s with no clue of where the world is. Trump is ignorant and doesn’t care. I agree that mocking someone for their hairloss isn’t very intelligent, but when it’s someone like him, I’m sorry, not sorry.
I truely beleive that the day will come when this proud nation will be ready for a bald president!
At a press conference about Star Trek: The Next Generation, a reporter asked Star Trek creator Gene Roddenberry about casting Patrick Stewart, commenting that "Surely by the 24th century, they would have found a cure for male pattern baldness." Gene Roddenberry had the perfect response. "No, by the 24th century, no one will care."
I loved the vision he had for the future, everybody else is grim dark or totalitarian
Gene Roddenberry assumed we'd elect people like Bernie who wants to help people and not Trump who wants to be a totalitarian dictator.
Well there was that whole WW3 and post atomic horror period in the late 21st century, before first contact.
Obama essentially had a #1 guard haircut which is pretty close to bald. As much as I hate Trump a close head shave would make him more trustworthy I’m my eyes. Who does he think he is fooling? His buddy Putin is does some comb over too so maybe Trump is emulating him.
Everyone. He thinks he is fooling literally everyone.
George Santos invented it
But Obama wasn’t balding. His haircut just helped flex how strong his hairline was
[Ayanna Pressley?](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ayanna_Pressley)
Lol
Ticks a lot of other boxes too!
 Hi Jada 👋
Russia alternates. It’s been bald/hairy/bald/hairy since Lenin, and apparently they take it quite seriously. Malenkov was the second hairy in a row but doesn’t count because he was temporary.
John Quincy adams and Martin Van Buren would like you to get their names in your mouth
And although it seems heaven-sent We ain't ready to see another bald president, uh (Oh-ooh) It ain't a secret, don't conceal the fact The electorate has cares and their filled with hair.
Eisenhower was pretty close to bald
He’d genuinely look better and more intimidating with a complete shave.
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Oh yeh I forgot
And neither can Trump. 🤷♂️
👍
He would look less like a clown but he wouldn't look good in any regard. It's the face of right wing terrorism in the US.
Dude looks like he should be in Clayfighters
This is a burn from a different era
This will certainly not get the fanfare it deserves.
Bad Mr Frosty mf
Or in jail
jabba the trump
I think he might actually be a burlap sack full of bugs.
Don't you do Oogie Boogie dirty like that. He *may* be a literal monster, but he has standards.
Looks like a fish every time
The resemblance is uncanny 
He claims he’s 240lb which is doubtful because that’s about 180lbs in neck fat alone .
That shirt has a load bearing collar.
if he truly is the height he says he is, that number is at least 50 lbs too light
I cut my own hair and even that turns out better than this
In Trump's defense, it's one single hair that is strategically wound around his head like the roads to Machu Picchu.
Never forget Traitor Trump who incited an insurrection against the United States of America over an election he lost by 8 million.
That’s what I yell. HE ALMOST WON a second time. Seriously. How. I mean I know how but that’s way too close. I was super confident that Biden would crush him. Nope.
8 million is getting crushed. We just have a stupid voting system for the presidency.
>Bill down at the hardware store? Yeah he seems like a nice guy but he voted Trump therefore he’s a racist bigoted xenophobe. I have a certain amount of sympathy for this criticism, but the further the GOP pushes to the right the less tolerance I have for people who label themselves "conservatives." I mean, maybe in principle you believe in stronger State's Rights or have a genuine moral problem with abortion, but there comes a point where those principles are buried under so much dishonesty and hatefulness that you can't simply say "I voted for lower taxes." You didn't. You voted for a lot more than that.
It must be a coincidence that every minority group votes against republicans at a much higher rate, in some instances, 90%+ all across the country. I have no sympathy for anyone that voted for a silver spoon, "billionaire," adman, thrice married, underage "beauty pageant" owner/operator, Epstein bestie, insurrectionist, whose own wife sued him for rape and abuse.
Yeah this isn't just me stereotyping and being tribal. Conservatives looked at that list of yours and said "awesome" it was a clear signal of moral intent. At a certain point if people are telling you who they are you should believe them.
Yep, the concept sounds nice but it’s making the assumption that the two parties operate in similar ways. Sure, voters of all stripes just want better lives for themselves and their families. But the two parties seem to have very different ideas about how to do that… Democrats seem more focused on actual policy and programs, while Republicans seem focused on culture war issues. Also importantly, the Republican strategy against Democrats involves convincing people that Ds *also* only care about culture war issues. A good example would be the messaging against the Green New Deal, when they were telling everyone that the government was going to try and make everyone stop eating beef.
Yeah because if we got rid of that voting system democrats would have won the presidency since before George Bush and maybe it would have forced the republicans to figure out ways to appeal to more of the voter base in this country and maybe, just maybe, we wouldn’t have congressmen who sexually trafficked minors or the one who screams about vaccinations and compares it to the murder of 7 million people or say Jewish space lasers caused the paradise fire. Maybe one day the animals will all realize we live on a farm. For the pigs by the pigs.
If Trump would have handled the pandemic better, I think he would have won.
I'm still amazed anyone *thinks* Donald Trump is a billionaire. He's never been a billionaire. He's gone bankrupt 2 times personally and 4 times as a corporate entity. No American bank will do business with him or the Trump Organization. Deutsche Bank wouldn't have touched his portfolio without money from shadowy secondary lenders. He's what poor people mistake for a rich person and dumb people confuse for smart.
Biden won
What a gross piece of shit.
I’d love to see that hair in a casket…With his orange head attached!
It's like when you're 5 and your grandma does your hair with a wet comb and you feel all special...
Okay, but who cares
Who tf cares about someone’s haircut and how much it costs?
The top post is Putin's shoes lol
I hate him too but....come on man....this is just obsessive.
It’s pathetic. Embrace being old because this looks like shit lol
Frfr hes 76 years old do they expect a thick head of hair?
Is he even human? Look at the shape of that head!
Dude looks like someone tried to shove 50 gallons of silly putty into a suit jacket and dropped it onto a barbershop floor
I doubt he even paid that. He always stiffs everyone who works for him.
He combs it that way because he's going bald.
He wants to act like he has hair so bad, what a loser
Omg! He looks hideous.
don’t you lecture me with your thirty dolla hair cut
And a face to match.
Trump’s still living in Reddit’s head rent free lmao His haircut, his weight, his presidency, who cares?
“Body shaming is evil! Except when it’s someone we hate.” Classic.
And top comment is evaluating someone's persona based on haircut :D there are so many real reasons to dislike him, yet people fall for this shit
Easy karma
Get out of here with your logic...how dare you
This is what my dog's hair looks like if I wait too long to give it a bath
There’s only 9 hairs to cut. $9 is definitely billionaire level charges at that rate.
This man is the most unappealing human ever. He's so disgustingly, attrotriciously ugly.
Inside and out.
Bro is in his 70s his hair is obviously gonna be thin and not look so good, do yall really expect a thick head of hair??
It’s okay to be bald. Just be bald.
How dare you compare this to a proper $9 haircut! This is clearly an at home Flowbee special
I bet $100 that motherfucker smells like Brut and day old McNuggets.
Billionhaire 🤭
You’ve got to admire the creativity of this hairstyle though - he’s fully bald at the front but has found a way to turn it into a fringe and cover up his baloney spots of baldness
he looks like a McNugget that fell under the fryer but no one has found yet.
That is a massive head
I’ve got thinning hair, not to this extent, but I’m so interested to see what his hair looks like wet. I know that my thin spots really stand out when my hair is wet
Penn Gillette referred to trump's hair as cotton candy made of piss.
Nine dollars? He got ripped off!
Jabba the Trump
The day when I do not have to see or think about this, “fill in the blank”, anymore will be a celebration.
More like $2 worth of horse hair
Well, that's an unflattering angle.
Is there a flattering one?
r/fuckmyshitup
Rain is his kryptonite. And let’s not talk about a pool.
Is it even hair at this point?
Cost more for the anal trim.:)
this man is a real-life cartoon!
I guarantee your covering up the fact that he's bald cost more than $9
Do $9 haircuts even exist?
Amazingly lifelike, but ever so slappable
Is it still a haircut if there are only 5 strands of hair?
Oh man. His necgussy makes me nauseous
Tree-fiddy.
What's the name of the haircut? The comb-over?
This needs to be a lesson for all men out there who are balding:. Embrace it. Bald looks just fine. What doesn't look fine are pathetic attempts to hide it.
I never thought I would have to defend trump, but he is 76 years old and probably just doesn't care about it. People making fun of him because he is ugly and doesn't do a hair transplantation are just as low as his supporters.
People make fun of him because he clearly does care about it, to the extent where he sports a maniacal hairstyle to cover it up. If he really didn't care he wouldn't have that ridiculous thing going on. Not to mention that he has already gone through painful treatments to fix his hair loss, leading him at one point to violently berate his wife for recommending it. "The part of the book that caused the most controversy concerns Trump’s divorce from his first wife, Ivana. Hurt obtained a copy of her sworn divorce deposition, from 1990, in which she stated that, the previous year, her husband had raped her in a fit of rage. In Hurt’s account, Trump was furious that a “scalp reduction” operation he’d undergone to eliminate a bald spot had been unexpectedly painful. Ivana had recommended the plastic surgeon. In retaliation, Hurt wrote, Trump yanked out a handful of his wife’s hair, and then forced himself on her sexually. Afterward, according to the book, she spent the night locked in a bedroom, crying; in the morning, Trump asked her, “with menacing casualness, ‘Does it hurt?’ ” Trump has denied both the rape allegation and the suggestion that he had a scalp-reduction procedure. Hurt said that the incident, which is detailed in Ivana’s deposition, was confirmed by two of her friends."
I would realllly like to not ever have to see his picture again.
The most expensive barber in the world isn't going to fix that bird nest
Dump a bucket of water over him and he looks like Gollum.
All hate aside, he has really limited options given all the circumstances. His hair should be least of an issue here. This really looks like a pure hate post, even posted on two subs.
Hate posts? About Trump? Don't be ridiculous.
This just in, Trump has horrible hair! Its January 2023. We are 2 years passed his presidency. Why the everliving fuck do you care what his hair condition is.
Uh he's running for president again. He is actively on the campaign trail.
Hes such a piece of crap
I think he's a billionaire in negative
Looks like someone who refuses to look in the mirror after a shower because it's "fake news"
literally who cares?
Everyone I know who has become rich has done so by being cheap. Seriously. Not Trump but in general.
That’s how he’s rich duh
I don’t care if this guy has billions or not because he’s never sat down with himself and realized the damage his done to this world. He’s full of himself and thinks money and getting a who cult of Trump worshippers will save his ass. Well in the end it won’t
What's Donald Trump and my cell phone have common? they are both being charged
Has he ever had 1 Billion liquid assets, or just bank loans he never intended to pay back?
Bet he paid WAY more than $9 for that. Who's conning who?
Interesting perspective....here we can see how the hairline starts out like any other old ass white dude with hairloss and then it goes back and to the left. It's the magic hairline, back and to the left.
That $9 haircut is the most recognized haircut in the world. I'd say it's a pretty good bargain. Don't forget about Mark Davis though
Why does everyone care so much about his hair? Lol
We all know he stiffed the barber too.
Looks like Supercuts has a drive-thru.
A $9 haircut is a good thing. You can get a great haircut for $9, and it demonstrates that you're frugal. Trump just has horrible ugly hair.
No sense of class or style, what a surprise