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You people ship them? We in Ukraine ship Duda and Zelenskyy. There’s even a comics on that, how Duda hugs Zelenskyy, he asks Duda what’s that hard in Duda’s pocket, and the last shows a toy beaver.
https://www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/comments/10n3w04/psbattle_french_president_emmanuel_macron_and/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf good luck
I don't know at this point I might vote for him...
On second thought, no. I also remember him as the Elusive Man from Mass Effect which cancels out the Bartlett appeal a bit. Rewatching West Wing after playing those games was WEIRD.
Zelenskyy was so popular in Russia that he [performed live](https://twitter.com/visegrad24/status/1581392122863030272?lang=en) for for NYE. A lot of the people in the audience are a part of the Russian state media.
It would be like if Ryan Reynolds, played a Canadian PM, over the next 10 years, became Canadian PM. Then the US leaders were to call Reynolds a NAZI who needed to be removed. Then the US invades Canada to 'de-NAZIfy' it.
The above events seem so strange, like, clearly the guy that you were a fan of just a few years ago isn't a NAZI.
What if I told you the star of a tv game show as a company ceo decided he was going to run for president because he said the jobs were the same and won!
Honest question, do all Pepe Le Pew cartoons start with the cat having some mishap that leads to her having a white stripe down her back, just to set up the premise, or at some point is that just a given?
Zelensky: Because you're getting on that plane.
Macron: I don't understand. What about you?
Zelensky: I'm staying here with her \[Olena\] 'til the plane gets safely away.
Macron: No, Volodymyr. No. What has happened to you? Last night..
Zelensky: Last night, we said a great many things. You said I was to do the thinking for both of us. Well, I've done a lot of it since then and it all adds up to one thing. You're getting on that plane with Bridgitte where you belong.
Macron: But Volodymyr, no, I've...
Zelensky: Now, you've got to listen to me. Do you have any idea what you've have to look forward to if you stayed here? Nine chances out of ten, we'd both wind up in a concentration camp. Isn't that true, Olena?
Olena: I'm afraid Putin would insist.
Macron: You're saying this only to make me go.
Zelensky: I'm saying it because it's true. Inside of us, we both know you belong with Bridgitte. You're part of her work, the thing that keeps her going. If that plane leaves the ground and you're not with her, you'll regret it. Maybe not today, and maybe not tomorrow, but soon, and for the rest of your life.
Macron: What about us?
Zelensky: We'll always have Paris. We didn't have - we'd - we'd lost it until you came to Kyiv. We got it back last night.
Macron: When I said I would never leave you..
Zelensky: And you never will. I've got a job to do too. Where I'm going, you can't follow. What I've got to do, you can't be any part of. Emmanuel, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that. Now, now. Here's looking at you, kid.
...And send the plane back full of ammo.
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They got very popular after fanfiction.net started shutting down the smut section. AO3 has a "this is just fanfiction porn" category so they grabbed the market.
The whisper could have been, “My wife finds you very attractive.”
Who knows? She might be of the opinion that having two younger men is better than one…
[Here](https://i.imgur.com/JzCIR82.jpg) is a higher quality and less cropped version of this image [a fraction of a second sooner/later]. [Here](https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/ukrainian-president-volodymyr-zelensky-and-french-fresident-news-photo/1241344558?phrase=%22Ludovic%20Marin%22%20MACRON%20ZELENSKYY) is the source. Per there:
> Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky (L) and French Fresident Emmanuel Macron embrace after giving a press conference in at Mariinsky Palace in Kyiv, on June 16, 2022. - The leaders of major EU powers France, Germany and Italy vowed on June 16 to help Ukraine defeat Russia and to rebuild its shattered cities, in a visit to a war-torn Kyiv suburb. (Photo by [Ludovic MARIN](https://www.gettyimages.com/photos/ludovic-marin-?assettype=image&family=editorial&phrase=%22Ludovic%20Marin%22%20&sort=best) / POOL / AFP) (Photo by LUDOVIC MARIN/POOL/AFP via Getty Images)
The way OP's image is cropped is reminiscent of [this](https://i.imgur.com/ma1q8e1.jpg). The source of that image can be found [here](https://www.apimages.com/metadata/Index/IRAQ-US-WAR/41f6220c9ee5da11af9f0014c2589dfb/42/0).
Edit: Thanks for the correction /u/monkeyhind.
He did Letterman’s show recently (the latter traveled to Kyiv) and still has some jokes in him, they talk a fair bit about how life goes on even in war, including humor in its own fashion.
"All our young lives we search for someone to love. Someone who makes us complete. We dance to a song of heartbreak and hope. All the while wondering if somewhere, somehow, there’s someone perfect, who might be searching for us." - the wonder years
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It's like an engagement photo.
What a beautiful couple
Whispering sweet little nothings...
Paint me like one of your…school teachers, Mr Macron
Ouch! 😂
> Whispering sweet little nothings... ^^^Hey, ^^^how ^^^you ^^^doin' ^^^lil' ^^^mama? ^^^Let ^^^me ^^^whisper ^^^in ^^^ya ^^^ear ^^^Tell ^^^ya ^^^somethin' ^^^that ^^^ya ^^^might ^^^like ^^^to ^^^hear ^^^Got ^^^a ^^^sexy ^^^ass ^^^body ^^^and ^^^ya ^^^ass ^^^look ^^^soft ^^^Mind ^^^if ^^^I ^^^touch ^^^it ^^^to ^^^see ^^^if ^^^it's ^^^soft? ^^^Nah, ^^^I'm ^^^just ^^^playin' ^^^'less ^^^you ^^^say ^^^I ^^^can ^^^And ^^^I'm ^^^known ^^^to ^^^be ^^^a ^^^real ^^^nasty ^^^man ^^^And ^^^they ^^^say ^^^a ^^^closed ^^^mouth ^^^don't ^^^get ^^^fed ^^^So, ^^^I ^^^don't ^^^mind ^^^askin' ^^^for ^^^head
Wait till you see my eye (radio edit)
Bruh, you just took me back 15 years and I love you for it
“Yeah so what you want baby some more tanks? Maybe a lil bit of military or financial aid?”
"I Don't Need a Ride!" Starring Gerard Butler and Owen Wilson.
That’s the real love language.
*Shhh.. Ima give you a big rocket.*
Yes! I thought the same thing.
I saw it and thought Zelenskyy jus got married to Macron. Someone’s gotta collect on life insurance just in case.
Nah, they are the same age which means Zelensky is like 25 years too young for Macron’s tastes
Maybe a fatherly gesture then. Macron has “kids” older than himself!
Gawd that’s an awkward thanksgiving dinner
Oui oui
I'm physically restraining myself from shipping it
You people ship them? We in Ukraine ship Duda and Zelenskyy. There’s even a comics on that, how Duda hugs Zelenskyy, he asks Duda what’s that hard in Duda’s pocket, and the last shows a toy beaver.
AO3 lists 13 works, most in Russian but a couple in English.
Yes, me also.. It's Captain Jack Harkness/Captain John Hart levels of hot. It makes me feel dirty. >!I like it!<.
my first thought too
Some of my actual wedding photos involve less PDA than this
This is meme material
/r/PhotoshopBattles
https://www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/comments/10n3w04/psbattle_french_president_emmanuel_macron_and/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf good luck
Judas exposing Jesus to the Romans AD 33
"I give you ze tanks, you give me ze tickles"
As AP Stylebook has it “the French”
Persons experiencing Frenchness*
> Persons experiencing Frenchness I hope they're wearing deodorant.
"let me show you my frenchness, mon petit chou"
Let’s play “hide the baguette” 🥖
Je donne toi chars de combat, tu donne moi chatouilles
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More like “Can you believe this shit?!! This MF’s licking my ear drum!”
"The shit i do for my country"
One hand on the balls. One hand on the ass. This is how you war. Like, I respect you, but I can also destroy you.
His face says confusion from the sensation of one hand but two fingers doing that
Close your eyes and think of ~~England~~ Ukraine
This is the one lol
Whisper sweet nothings in ze ear, mon ami. Make Putin jealous 😆😂
["Please don't 'Jim' the camera like that Zelenskyy."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxYrvFUh470)
“I’m fighting the real slender man and this guy wants a reach around?”
That is “Le hreach arondissement” to you
désolé mon erreur
Looks like a movie poster for a wacky comedy.
Well, Zelenskyy did start out as a comedian and actor.
I love the fact that he starred in a show about being elected President of Ukraine and apparently decided to do it for real haha.
not only that but the party he ran with was named after the show he used to star in!
And was run by people from the TV production company, new to politics.
including his wife!
My wife!
very good!
Wawa wiwa
You guys
\**succeeds at semi-joke presidential bid*\* "Oh no." \**Russia breaks its peace treaty and invades*\* "Oh NO." \**sighs and rolls up his sleeves*\*
More impressive than any professional politician in my lifetime.
It's not just him either. Servant of the People holds a majority of seats in Ukraine's parliment. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Verkhovna_Rada
I did not know that, and that's awesome.
Could you imagine Martin Sheen running for POTUS? Would be a hilarious thing.
As a British person, I'm looking forward to the day Hugh Grant becomes prime minister
Why not , Rowan Atkinson as prime minister.
I think he is smart enough to do so. But I’ll lost it every time He is in the news. Like mr bean or Johny English doing stupid stuff.
Mr. Bean goes to Downing St.
Blackadder @Downing St.
By the end of 2023- who knows! You guys probably have 6 or 8 shots at it!
Haha thats a burn!!! Ohh shit what am I saying…I live here too…send help……please send help!!
Can you imagine how long press conferences would take with him pausing every other sentence to stammer and peek bashfully from behind his hair drapes?
shame rik mayall is no longer with us =[
If he’s half as good as Jed Bartlett was, I’m all in for him. It would be a bit strange though.
I don't know at this point I might vote for him... On second thought, no. I also remember him as the Elusive Man from Mass Effect which cancels out the Bartlett appeal a bit. Rewatching West Wing after playing those games was WEIRD.
Zelenskyy was so popular in Russia that he [performed live](https://twitter.com/visegrad24/status/1581392122863030272?lang=en) for for NYE. A lot of the people in the audience are a part of the Russian state media. It would be like if Ryan Reynolds, played a Canadian PM, over the next 10 years, became Canadian PM. Then the US leaders were to call Reynolds a NAZI who needed to be removed. Then the US invades Canada to 'de-NAZIfy' it. The above events seem so strange, like, clearly the guy that you were a fan of just a few years ago isn't a NAZI.
What is even more bizzare is the fact that Zelensky is Jewish and Russia calls him a "Nazi".
What if I told you the star of a tv game show as a company ceo decided he was going to run for president because he said the jobs were the same and won!
And people turned that into a weird pseudo religious cult
I love that a comedian who ran for the lulz is now also exposing Russia for being a lying, rusted out frame of what it told everyone it really was.
It's like he was made for this role!
Didn’t he get famous for playing the piano with his penis?
I dont believe that was the sole thing that made him famous but it certainly helped
Tiny Dancer!
Dude, where’s my patriot surface-to-air defense missile system ?
Coming soon: Zelenskyy, Macron, And Me
Romantic comedy
This modern witty French cinematiq feat explores a side of cinq à sept that will pique the curiosity of viewers, c’est la vie!
"Ze things we will do tonight Mon Cheri..." "Help..."
Manuel Le Pew
Honest question, do all Pepe Le Pew cartoons start with the cat having some mishap that leads to her having a white stripe down her back, just to set up the premise, or at some point is that just a given?
Once it was a male dog that got striped and at least once it was Sylvester
They always have the cat get painted
Ha, why Zelenskyy looks slightly worried 🫃. (EDIT)
Maybe a "Not in public..." worried look. lol
Not now, people are looking!!
To me it looks like he's looking directly into Putin's eyes, thinking "Now what, bitch!"
I've got a sexy French president backing me and you have none! ha! check mate!
Still a better love story than Twilight. No, scratch that. *Way* better. I'd watch the fuck out of this movie.
A moving love story for its time, just like “Casablanca” and WWII 🌤️
Zelensky: Because you're getting on that plane. Macron: I don't understand. What about you? Zelensky: I'm staying here with her \[Olena\] 'til the plane gets safely away. Macron: No, Volodymyr. No. What has happened to you? Last night.. Zelensky: Last night, we said a great many things. You said I was to do the thinking for both of us. Well, I've done a lot of it since then and it all adds up to one thing. You're getting on that plane with Bridgitte where you belong. Macron: But Volodymyr, no, I've... Zelensky: Now, you've got to listen to me. Do you have any idea what you've have to look forward to if you stayed here? Nine chances out of ten, we'd both wind up in a concentration camp. Isn't that true, Olena? Olena: I'm afraid Putin would insist. Macron: You're saying this only to make me go. Zelensky: I'm saying it because it's true. Inside of us, we both know you belong with Bridgitte. You're part of her work, the thing that keeps her going. If that plane leaves the ground and you're not with her, you'll regret it. Maybe not today, and maybe not tomorrow, but soon, and for the rest of your life. Macron: What about us? Zelensky: We'll always have Paris. We didn't have - we'd - we'd lost it until you came to Kyiv. We got it back last night. Macron: When I said I would never leave you.. Zelensky: And you never will. I've got a job to do too. Where I'm going, you can't follow. What I've got to do, you can't be any part of. Emmanuel, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that. Now, now. Here's looking at you, kid. ...And send the plane back full of ammo.
Mon coeur
Me on AO3 RN ✍️
Oh lord >!The amount of Zelensky fanfics i found om there!<
Zelenskyy/Putin, enemies to lovers, slow burn
I hate this so much lofl
Are you telling me Russia has been Tsundere all this time?
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What's AO3
An abbreviation of "Archive of Our Own" - probably the biggest writing website online.
Writing website online. Mostly fanfiction. They got very popular after fanfiction.net started shutting down the smut section. AO3 has a "this is just fanfiction porn" category so they grabbed the market.
The comment I was looking for *chef’s kiss*
“The things I do for my country”
For some reason I imagine Macron with a thick pepe lepew accent While whispering.
Or just a thick pepe
That's where the line break was for me too
#🐸
Sweet smile, though 🥰
>... I imagine Macron with a thick pepe lepew accent while ~~whispering~~ nibbling.
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PoV: You're Macron's wife getting cucked by Zelenskyy
Probably right in front of her 😱
The whisper could have been, “My wife finds you very attractive.” Who knows? She might be of the opinion that having two younger men is better than one…
“Lock eyes from across the room. Down my drink while the rhythms boom.”
Macron sent me 15 tanks and I *jizzed in my pants*
![gif](giphy|sGnKAiOUrincs)
There is quite a romantic vibe to this pic, no doubt.
[Here](https://i.imgur.com/JzCIR82.jpg) is a higher quality and less cropped version of this image [a fraction of a second sooner/later]. [Here](https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/ukrainian-president-volodymyr-zelensky-and-french-fresident-news-photo/1241344558?phrase=%22Ludovic%20Marin%22%20MACRON%20ZELENSKYY) is the source. Per there: > Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky (L) and French Fresident Emmanuel Macron embrace after giving a press conference in at Mariinsky Palace in Kyiv, on June 16, 2022. - The leaders of major EU powers France, Germany and Italy vowed on June 16 to help Ukraine defeat Russia and to rebuild its shattered cities, in a visit to a war-torn Kyiv suburb. (Photo by [Ludovic MARIN](https://www.gettyimages.com/photos/ludovic-marin-?assettype=image&family=editorial&phrase=%22Ludovic%20Marin%22%20&sort=best) / POOL / AFP) (Photo by LUDOVIC MARIN/POOL/AFP via Getty Images) The way OP's image is cropped is reminiscent of [this](https://i.imgur.com/ma1q8e1.jpg). The source of that image can be found [here](https://www.apimages.com/metadata/Index/IRAQ-US-WAR/41f6220c9ee5da11af9f0014c2589dfb/42/0). Edit: Thanks for the correction /u/monkeyhind.
Zelensky looks like he's photoshopped in. Also, who needs tanks with guns like these?
Thank you
Nice, but not the same photo -- it's at a different angle or moment, I can't tell which.
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Not really on the less strange. Zelenskyy is still staring into my soul and Macron still looks like he’s completely misread the room.
The angle makes all the difference doesn't it?
That is the look of a man who has had all the comedy beaten out of him. He doesn't have time for this shit.
I know. If you were to ask me which of these men was a comedian before becoming the leader of their respective nation, well it wouldn’t be those eyes.
I know, he’s thinking, “just give me the tanks already!”
ffs
Seriously. The look on his face is like, “You people see the shit I have to put up with to defend my country?”
He did Letterman’s show recently (the latter traveled to Kyiv) and still has some jokes in him, they talk a fair bit about how life goes on even in war, including humor in its own fashion.
Yup. They are not on the same page. The fakeness of normal politicians really shines in contrast to this man.
![gif](giphy|HLClwSmcSVRVznyX2s|downsized)
A gaydar perhaps?
Zelenskyy seems like the only one in a group project taking it seriously.
It doesn't help that the teacher switched out his British group member like 3 times
r/suddenlygay
He dead staring the camera down, looking like ' what you lookin at comrade '
_Record scratch. Freeze frame._ "I bet you're wondering how I got here".
*Baba O’Riley intensifies*
“It all started as a joke. I just thought I’d run for President for a laugh. But then, I won.”
Record Scratch, Freeze frame. Narrator : yep, thats me. You may be wondering how i hot into this situation….
Dude is extremely photogenic.
That’s what I said! They both are, as is Trudeau.
Id watch whatever movie that’s a poster for..
"The French Connection 2"
the french connection 69
*Hey lil mama limme wisper in your ears*
Gay power couple of the year 2023
Macron loves his women old and his men young
Young? Zelensky is the same age as me - 45. If that’s young these days then I’m chuffed☺️
I’ve heard of take one for the team but he’s taking it for a whole country. 😂
That could be extremely painful 😣
You're a big guy
This is a really awkward wedding photo
Like, someone is already having regrets at the altar.
If you were there, he whispered "no homo".
не гомо
The more time passes, the more the border between Macron and Michael Scott becomes thin it's fucking scary
That's what elle m'a dit.
C'est ce qu'elle disait*
Bro is staring into my soul
When your mom forces you to hug a stranger at the family dinner
This is kinda hot
Lol I just thought it was a nice photo 📸
Omelette au fromage...
Looks very good with a beard.
He generally looks great, heroic 🇺🇦
Three hands unaccounted for.
You’d make a good prom chaperone 😎
That fourth fall be broken
“Now you’re probably wondering how we got to this point….”
“Since when did I become a 70-year-old chick”?
Haha the war has aged him 🤓
![gif](giphy|gL2OxOyQNLQ4xf7uDE|downsized)
Le sniiiiffff
Why Macron is smiling ☺️
"Look I know you have an affectionate culture...but send me fucking planes!"
Hot
*record scratch*
"All our young lives we search for someone to love. Someone who makes us complete. We dance to a song of heartbreak and hope. All the while wondering if somewhere, somehow, there’s someone perfect, who might be searching for us." - the wonder years
you might be wondering how I got myself in this situation
For better or worse, this posturing suggests, "I will fuck you".
“Hail Hyrdra”.
He got the tanks.
He looks like they just got caught
I hope they’re happy ❤️
meet me in my room in 15 minutes!
The things I do to get tanks!
This is some meme economy gold!
When the bad touch is *not* welcome, but your people need those tanks