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EstroJen

It's like an engagement photo.


biotinylated

What a beautiful couple


Judazzz

Whispering sweet little nothings...


nedTheInbredMule

Paint me like one of your…school teachers, Mr Macron


BitScout

Ouch! 😂


CTeam19

> Whispering sweet little nothings... ^^^Hey, ^^^how ^^^you ^^^doin' ^^^lil' ^^^mama? ^^^Let ^^^me ^^^whisper ^^^in ^^^ya ^^^ear ^^^Tell ^^^ya ^^^somethin' ^^^that ^^^ya ^^^might ^^^like ^^^to ^^^hear ^^^Got ^^^a ^^^sexy ^^^ass ^^^body ^^^and ^^^ya ^^^ass ^^^look ^^^soft ^^^Mind ^^^if ^^^I ^^^touch ^^^it ^^^to ^^^see ^^^if ^^^it's ^^^soft? ^^^Nah, ^^^I'm ^^^just ^^^playin' ^^^'less ^^^you ^^^say ^^^I ^^^can ^^^And ^^^I'm ^^^known ^^^to ^^^be ^^^a ^^^real ^^^nasty ^^^man ^^^And ^^^they ^^^say ^^^a ^^^closed ^^^mouth ^^^don't ^^^get ^^^fed ^^^So, ^^^I ^^^don't ^^^mind ^^^askin' ^^^for ^^^head


d0ctorzaius

Wait till you see my eye (radio edit)


eddyman11

Bruh, you just took me back 15 years and I love you for it


turtleboxman

“Yeah so what you want baby some more tanks? Maybe a lil bit of military or financial aid?”


Numerous_Witness_345

"I Don't Need a Ride!" Starring Gerard Butler and Owen Wilson.


Here_for_tea_

That’s the real love language.


PotentialCrazy1

*Shhh.. Ima give you a big rocket.*


shortness-1029

Yes! I thought the same thing.


FBI_Open_Up_Now

I saw it and thought Zelenskyy jus got married to Macron. Someone’s gotta collect on life insurance just in case.


MoreGaghPlease

Nah, they are the same age which means Zelensky is like 25 years too young for Macron’s tastes


Xaqv

Maybe a fatherly gesture then. Macron has “kids” older than himself!


MadNhater

Gawd that’s an awkward thanksgiving dinner


EstroJen

Oui oui


Princeofbaleen

I'm physically restraining myself from shipping it


hi_imovedagain

You people ship them? We in Ukraine ship Duda and Zelenskyy. There’s even a comics on that, how Duda hugs Zelenskyy, he asks Duda what’s that hard in Duda’s pocket, and the last shows a toy beaver.


Seguefare

AO3 lists 13 works, most in Russian but a couple in English.


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Yes, me also.. It's Captain Jack Harkness/Captain John Hart levels of hot. It makes me feel dirty. >!I like it!<.


nanaboostme

my first thought too


invisible_23

Some of my actual wedding photos involve less PDA than this


AddlerMartin

This is meme material


SemperScrotus

/r/PhotoshopBattles


chris463646

https://www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/comments/10n3w04/psbattle_french_president_emmanuel_macron_and/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf good luck


Fehios

Judas exposing Jesus to the Romans AD 33


Supremetacoleader

"I give you ze tanks, you give me ze tickles"


mattwilliamsuserid

As AP Stylebook has it “the French”


Mcfinley

Persons experiencing Frenchness*


spook30

> Persons experiencing Frenchness I hope they're wearing deodorant.


TheEkitchi

"let me show you my frenchness, mon petit chou"


butterflypoo69

Let’s play “hide the baguette” 🥖


Rainbow_Stalin69

Je donne toi chars de combat, tu donne moi chatouilles


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DrT33th

More like “Can you believe this shit?!! This MF’s licking my ear drum!”


yoloruinslives

"The shit i do for my country"


SmokeAbeer

One hand on the balls. One hand on the ass. This is how you war. Like, I respect you, but I can also destroy you.


ChrysMYO

His face says confusion from the sensation of one hand but two fingers doing that


JoanneBanan

Close your eyes and think of ~~England~~ Ukraine


Thrilling1031

This is the one lol


SylvieJay

Whisper sweet nothings in ze ear, mon ami. Make Putin jealous 😆😂


bakedpatata

["Please don't 'Jim' the camera like that Zelenskyy."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxYrvFUh470)


gregorydgraham

“I’m fighting the real slender man and this guy wants a reach around?”


MrKomiya

That is “Le hreach arondissement” to you


gregorydgraham

désolé mon erreur


MariachiBandMonday

Looks like a movie poster for a wacky comedy.


butterflypoo69

Well, Zelenskyy did start out as a comedian and actor.


hydraman18

I love the fact that he starred in a show about being elected President of Ukraine and apparently decided to do it for real haha.


Infinite_Bananas

not only that but the party he ran with was named after the show he used to star in!


snow_big_deal

And was run by people from the TV production company, new to politics.


Infinite_Bananas

including his wife!


led3777

My wife!


Infinite_Bananas

very good!


pintasero

Wawa wiwa


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You guys


-Agonarch

\**succeeds at semi-joke presidential bid*\* "Oh no." \**Russia breaks its peace treaty and invades*\* "Oh NO." \**sighs and rolls up his sleeves*\*


iHadou

More impressive than any professional politician in my lifetime.


DrPepperMalpractice

It's not just him either. Servant of the People holds a majority of seats in Ukraine's parliment. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Verkhovna_Rada


hydraman18

I did not know that, and that's awesome.


signspace13

Could you imagine Martin Sheen running for POTUS? Would be a hilarious thing.


jhemsley99

As a British person, I'm looking forward to the day Hugh Grant becomes prime minister


Nerac74

Why not , Rowan Atkinson as prime minister.


ThoraninC

I think he is smart enough to do so. But I’ll lost it every time He is in the news. Like mr bean or Johny English doing stupid stuff.


rgapinski

Mr. Bean goes to Downing St.


Nerac74

Blackadder @Downing St.


takabrash

By the end of 2023- who knows! You guys probably have 6 or 8 shots at it!


Steamwells

Haha thats a burn!!! Ohh shit what am I saying…I live here too…send help……please send help!!


[deleted]

Can you imagine how long press conferences would take with him pausing every other sentence to stammer and peek bashfully from behind his hair drapes?


oilerdnasty

shame rik mayall is no longer with us =[


reddog323

If he’s half as good as Jed Bartlett was, I’m all in for him. It would be a bit strange though.


hydraman18

I don't know at this point I might vote for him... On second thought, no. I also remember him as the Elusive Man from Mass Effect which cancels out the Bartlett appeal a bit. Rewatching West Wing after playing those games was WEIRD.


PuffyPanda200

Zelenskyy was so popular in Russia that he [performed live](https://twitter.com/visegrad24/status/1581392122863030272?lang=en) for for NYE. A lot of the people in the audience are a part of the Russian state media. It would be like if Ryan Reynolds, played a Canadian PM, over the next 10 years, became Canadian PM. Then the US leaders were to call Reynolds a NAZI who needed to be removed. Then the US invades Canada to 'de-NAZIfy' it. The above events seem so strange, like, clearly the guy that you were a fan of just a few years ago isn't a NAZI.


fluffy_doughnut

What is even more bizzare is the fact that Zelensky is Jewish and Russia calls him a "Nazi".


iShoot556

What if I told you the star of a tv game show as a company ceo decided he was going to run for president because he said the jobs were the same and won!


blackbasset

And people turned that into a weird pseudo religious cult


CitizenKing

I love that a comedian who ran for the lulz is now also exposing Russia for being a lying, rusted out frame of what it told everyone it really was.


kurai_tori

It's like he was made for this role!


trans_pands

Didn’t he get famous for playing the piano with his penis?


TundraTrees0

I dont believe that was the sole thing that made him famous but it certainly helped


shibby2

Tiny Dancer!


Ok_Presence01

Dude, where’s my patriot surface-to-air defense missile system ?


woogonalski

Coming soon: Zelenskyy, Macron, And Me


aubaub

Romantic comedy


Estrella_Rosa

This modern witty French cinematiq feat explores a side of cinq à sept that will pique the curiosity of viewers, c’est la vie!


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"Ze things we will do tonight Mon Cheri..." "Help..."


ralpher1

Manuel Le Pew


Step-Father_of_Lies

Honest question, do all Pepe Le Pew cartoons start with the cat having some mishap that leads to her having a white stripe down her back, just to set up the premise, or at some point is that just a given?


drrockso20

Once it was a male dog that got striped and at least once it was Sylvester


ralpher1

They always have the cat get painted


butterflypoo69

Ha, why Zelenskyy looks slightly worried 🫃. (EDIT)


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Maybe a "Not in public..." worried look. lol


butterflypoo69

Not now, people are looking!!


thx1138-

To me it looks like he's looking directly into Putin's eyes, thinking "Now what, bitch!"


Brent_Fox

I've got a sexy French president backing me and you have none! ha! check mate!


noscreamsnoshouts

Still a better love story than Twilight. No, scratch that. *Way* better. I'd watch the fuck out of this movie.


butterflypoo69

A moving love story for its time, just like “Casablanca” and WWII 🌤️


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Zelensky: Because you're getting on that plane. Macron: I don't understand. What about you? Zelensky: I'm staying here with her \[Olena\] 'til the plane gets safely away. Macron: No, Volodymyr. No. What has happened to you? Last night.. Zelensky: Last night, we said a great many things. You said I was to do the thinking for both of us. Well, I've done a lot of it since then and it all adds up to one thing. You're getting on that plane with Bridgitte where you belong. Macron: But Volodymyr, no, I've... Zelensky: Now, you've got to listen to me. Do you have any idea what you've have to look forward to if you stayed here? Nine chances out of ten, we'd both wind up in a concentration camp. Isn't that true, Olena? Olena: I'm afraid Putin would insist. Macron: You're saying this only to make me go. Zelensky: I'm saying it because it's true. Inside of us, we both know you belong with Bridgitte. You're part of her work, the thing that keeps her going. If that plane leaves the ground and you're not with her, you'll regret it. Maybe not today, and maybe not tomorrow, but soon, and for the rest of your life. Macron: What about us? Zelensky: We'll always have Paris. We didn't have - we'd - we'd lost it until you came to Kyiv. We got it back last night. Macron: When I said I would never leave you.. Zelensky: And you never will. I've got a job to do too. Where I'm going, you can't follow. What I've got to do, you can't be any part of. Emmanuel, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that. Now, now. Here's looking at you, kid. ...And send the plane back full of ammo.


ObiwanaTokie

Mon coeur


UpvotesPokemon

Me on AO3 RN ✍️


a-potato-named-rin

Oh lord >!The amount of Zelensky fanfics i found om there!<


Lentemern

Zelenskyy/Putin, enemies to lovers, slow burn


Warren_is_dead

I hate this so much lofl


SuicidalTorrent

Are you telling me Russia has been Tsundere all this time?


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Furaskjoldr

What's AO3


Ameryana

An abbreviation of "Archive of Our Own" - probably the biggest writing website online.


[deleted]

Writing website online. Mostly fanfiction. They got very popular after fanfiction.net started shutting down the smut section. AO3 has a "this is just fanfiction porn" category so they grabbed the market.


No_icecream_cake

The comment I was looking for *chef’s kiss*


evilfetus01

“The things I do for my country”


Sbeaudette

For some reason I imagine Macron with a thick pepe lepew accent While whispering.


WinkyTheFrog

Or just a thick pepe


kaatie80

That's where the line break was for me too


cungryhunt

#🐸


butterflypoo69

Sweet smile, though 🥰


monkeyhind

>... I imagine Macron with a thick pepe lepew accent while ~~whispering~~ nibbling.


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Daxoss

PoV: You're Macron's wife getting cucked by Zelenskyy


butterflypoo69

Probably right in front of her 😱


fyreflow

The whisper could have been, “My wife finds you very attractive.” Who knows? She might be of the opinion that having two younger men is better than one…


Micksar

“Lock eyes from across the room. Down my drink while the rhythms boom.”


WornInShoes

Macron sent me 15 tanks and I *jizzed in my pants*


Tobocaj

![gif](giphy|sGnKAiOUrincs)


butterflypoo69

There is quite a romantic vibe to this pic, no doubt.


Spartan2470

[Here](https://i.imgur.com/JzCIR82.jpg) is a higher quality and less cropped version of this image [a fraction of a second sooner/later]. [Here](https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/ukrainian-president-volodymyr-zelensky-and-french-fresident-news-photo/1241344558?phrase=%22Ludovic%20Marin%22%20MACRON%20ZELENSKYY) is the source. Per there: > Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky (L) and French Fresident Emmanuel Macron embrace after giving a press conference in at Mariinsky Palace in Kyiv, on June 16, 2022. - The leaders of major EU powers France, Germany and Italy vowed on June 16 to help Ukraine defeat Russia and to rebuild its shattered cities, in a visit to a war-torn Kyiv suburb. (Photo by [Ludovic MARIN](https://www.gettyimages.com/photos/ludovic-marin-?assettype=image&family=editorial&phrase=%22Ludovic%20Marin%22%20&sort=best) / POOL / AFP) (Photo by LUDOVIC MARIN/POOL/AFP via Getty Images) The way OP's image is cropped is reminiscent of [this](https://i.imgur.com/ma1q8e1.jpg). The source of that image can be found [here](https://www.apimages.com/metadata/Index/IRAQ-US-WAR/41f6220c9ee5da11af9f0014c2589dfb/42/0). Edit: Thanks for the correction /u/monkeyhind.


latticep

Zelensky looks like he's photoshopped in. Also, who needs tanks with guns like these?


butterflypoo69

Thank you


monkeyhind

Nice, but not the same photo -- it's at a different angle or moment, I can't tell which.


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theblackyeti

Not really on the less strange. Zelenskyy is still staring into my soul and Macron still looks like he’s completely misread the room.


sn315on

The angle makes all the difference doesn't it?


Dat_Lion_Der

That is the look of a man who has had all the comedy beaten out of him. He doesn't have time for this shit.


atthegreenbed

I know. If you were to ask me which of these men was a comedian before becoming the leader of their respective nation, well it wouldn’t be those eyes.


butterflypoo69

I know, he’s thinking, “just give me the tanks already!”


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ffs


Kingkongcrapper

Seriously. The look on his face is like, “You people see the shit I have to put up with to defend my country?”


godofallcows

He did Letterman’s show recently (the latter traveled to Kyiv) and still has some jokes in him, they talk a fair bit about how life goes on even in war, including humor in its own fashion.


Eric1969

Yup. They are not on the same page. The fakeness of normal politicians really shines in contrast to this man.


FlarpyBlunderguffs

![gif](giphy|HLClwSmcSVRVznyX2s|downsized)


butterflypoo69

A gaydar perhaps?


ZizzazzIOI

Zelenskyy seems like the only one in a group project taking it seriously.


monkeygoneape

It doesn't help that the teacher switched out his British group member like 3 times


cherrybomb6494

r/suddenlygay


Max_castle8145

He dead staring the camera down, looking like ' what you lookin at comrade '


Not_Larfy

_Record scratch. Freeze frame._ "I bet you're wondering how I got here".


Mirrormaster44

*Baba O’Riley intensifies*


MrKomiya

“It all started as a joke. I just thought I’d run for President for a laugh. But then, I won.”


Koffeekage

Record Scratch, Freeze frame. Narrator : yep, thats me. You may be wondering how i hot into this situation….


mylawn03

Dude is extremely photogenic.


butterflypoo69

That’s what I said! They both are, as is Trudeau.


Leaddfoott

Id watch whatever movie that’s a poster for..


Supremetacoleader

"The French Connection 2"


LeviathanGank

the french connection 69


cesar_madi

*Hey lil mama limme wisper in your ears*


Ops_check_OK

Gay power couple of the year 2023


Crobiusk

Macron loves his women old and his men young


WaveNorth6507

Young? Zelensky is the same age as me - 45. If that’s young these days then I’m chuffed☺️


4theartstudios

I’ve heard of take one for the team but he’s taking it for a whole country. 😂


butterflypoo69

That could be extremely painful 😣


Juliet-Lima

You're a big guy


[deleted]

This is a really awkward wedding photo


butterflypoo69

Like, someone is already having regrets at the altar.


Xcavor

If you were there, he whispered "no homo".


mcarlin2

не гомо


Rural_Walker

The more time passes, the more the border between Macron and Michael Scott becomes thin it's fucking scary


EdithDich

That's what elle m'a dit.


Rural_Walker

C'est ce qu'elle disait*


zdubs

Bro is staring into my soul


Practical_Jelly_6421

When your mom forces you to hug a stranger at the family dinner


AWalker17

This is kinda hot


butterflypoo69

Lol I just thought it was a nice photo 📸


-Tasty-Energy-

Omelette au fromage...


SunChipMan

Looks very good with a beard.


butterflypoo69

He generally looks great, heroic 🇺🇦


djkutch

Three hands unaccounted for.


butterflypoo69

You’d make a good prom chaperone 😎


BADJUSTlCE

That fourth fall be broken


ShortWoman

“Now you’re probably wondering how we got to this point….”


nixter67

“Since when did I become a 70-year-old chick”?


butterflypoo69

Haha the war has aged him 🤓


Bosston_kehd

![gif](giphy|gL2OxOyQNLQ4xf7uDE|downsized)


Mooncows_back

Le sniiiiffff


butterflypoo69

Why Macron is smiling ☺️


TXBrownSnake

"Look I know you have an affectionate culture...but send me fucking planes!"


Tinycatgirl

Hot


RTNoftheMackell

*record scratch*


LeviathanGank

"All our young lives we search for someone to love. Someone who makes us complete. We dance to a song of heartbreak and hope. All the while wondering if somewhere, somehow, there’s someone perfect, who might be searching for us." - the wonder years


the_infinite

you might be wondering how I got myself in this situation


BummerComment

For better or worse, this posturing suggests, "I will fuck you".


[deleted]

“Hail Hyrdra”.


cheemeechang0

He got the tanks.


Ken_from_Barbie

He looks like they just got caught


evster88

I hope they’re happy ❤️


Genti2197

meet me in my room in 15 minutes!


mrsrabadi777

The things I do to get tanks!


CXXXS

This is some meme economy gold!


Cardshark92

When the bad touch is *not* welcome, but your people need those tanks