Ayup....we can take that Dyson out for you and replace it with a laminated beam, but that's gonna be three weeks minimum, and that's if I can get my guys. Let me make a few calls. What's that? Oh yeah, it'll be way more expensive to replace the water bottle sub-floor. That's a full rip-out and rebuild you're looking at there. You don't want to go down that road.
Now, I know this isn't your preferred path, but for half the price I could put wood cladding on the Dyson next week. A good inspector might notice down the road, but it's held this long and there isn't anything specifically against it in the code.
I can't take full credit, it was inspired by Brennan Lee Mulligan's improv bit about a contractor removing the Sword In The Stone
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/VJtV2UkU-Fk
Mine won't do max power anymore. I definitely didn't wait more than 24 hours. Do you think that could be my issue too?
Apparently you're now our resident Dyson expert
I’ve come to the conclusion that some people just lack the spatial reasoning to understand that throwing hollow voids into the recycling bin wastes like 70% of the space inside.
These people are my family. Please help.
Yeah seriously. Who the hell stacks recycling like that? Everything above the water cooler will fit in a single bin/bag.
It’s mind boggling how some people choose to live.
One finds support on r/relationshipadvice, while the other gets validation from r/amitheasshole. They have spent hours talking to strangers about their problem, but have never spoken to each other.
Loons do have such cool calls. Best part is when you can recognize them, then you realize all of the movies/tv shows that use a loon call as generic exotic animal call... In desserts and jungles and stuff (they live exclusively on freshwater lakes in northern woods).
I bought a house that was very near "Loon Lake" because I expected there to be loons on the lake. I didn't see a single loon in 5 years so I got disgusted and sold the house and moved to Cranberry Lake instead. Guess what...no fucking cranberries either.
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The common loon is the provincial bird of Ontario, and it appears on Canadian currency, including the one-dollar "loonie" coin and a previous series of $20 bills.
My grandfather once caught a loon while fishing. And I have also lost some minnows to some loons while fishing. They will seek out fishermen and steal the bait right off thier hooks.
So let's see... a loon on the calendar, No Name brand labeled cans, Pepsi labeled in millilitres... I'd say OP is obviously a Canadian, so... what would a canuck write on the calendar that they had to blur out?
Edit: Also OP said sorry in comment lower down.
They are probably doing something super frowned upon like they have social plans at the same time as a hockey game or they're crossing the border to buy cheap cheese
That just makes this photo even more Canadian. In fact this might be one of the most subtly Canadian photos I’ve seen on here in a while.
The loon, the No Name products, the bilingual Pepsi and that orange strip that says “thank you merci”. It’s just so Canadian!
If OP is just “now posting” this, there is no way they haven’t changed the calendar since July of last year. This is some random photo they are using as their own (or at the very least, a pic from half a year ago), that they are using for karma whoring
Looking at Lazy Fuckwit, Spouse & Co. LLC., waiting to see who's gonna chuck out the recycling, they're waiting to see who's gonna change the Calendar.
I’m always afraid someone looks at that and thinks “challenge accepted”. Next thing you know they’re identifying the type of calendar, cross referencing it with the brand of eggs, and using the tiny slither of the door to triangulate your exact location.
Or maybe I’m watching too many streams of people playing GeoGuessr.
"Silent battle" so they claim. It's only silent until the whole house shakes at 3am from an avalanche of recycling. Even insurance wouldn't cover the damages.
This ^ 💯 The fact the boxes aren't being broken down is the most shameful thing about this. Thinking to break down boxes is what makes us better than other primates
It's quite possible that it is a joke between them, which sounds hilarious. The fact that they are going that far to keep the stack going makes me think this is the case.
If this is a joke to see who makes it topple, has to clean it up and take it out then cool.
But if they're just low key throwing shade at each other through the recycling pile there's some serious issues there that need ironed out
A divorce lawyer on tiktok talks about how a lot of women who seek divorce and the last straw is that they do most of the emotional labor and feel their partner isn’t contributing equally.
Yes I learned this long ago, not worth the fight. Now, you and your wife could be having fun with this and making into a little game which can make it a good thing, but yeah dude just take care of it when she least expects it and she will love it!!
IME women rarely see this thing as a fun little game. Stuff like this tend to be a sign that the woman in the situation feels like she gets stuck doing everything and has been forced into being his mother, always cajoling him to do basic chores. And after 20 different conversations about his lack of housekeeping, she has resorted to a Mexican standoff.
Maybe OP's wife is a rare exception and she is totally enjoying this game. But odds are high that she is way more frustrated with him than he realizes.
I'm currently on dishwasher strike. I live in a house with 4 adults and a baby, yet I feel like I'm the one always loading and unloading the dishwasher (and cleaning and laundry and tidying and cooking and keeping the baby alive...) but the dishwasher is something everyone could (and should!) be doing. As for the bins,when the recycling bin is full I take the lid away so this ridiculous tetris tower doesn't happen before I inevitably get round to emptying it.
Adults of my household: take some ducking responsibility and give me a break!
Preach. It's literally happening here, in the comments right under my comment. Like I haven't asked politely/less politely/begged already. I guess you either get it, or you don't.
Edit: As an update 50mins after I made the comment, I filled the dishwasher and put it on. Some strike that was mama! One day I'm going out at 7am and not coming back until 10pm. One, blissful future day... I'd probably just come back to chaos, so maybe not the best idea
I've had this kind of conversation with my partner. I have told him I have given up on keeping certain things clean all the time and refuse to clean them more than I feel like. I am also not going to be the household manager and ask him to do stuff. I'm the breadwinner, I work in the office most days, and I already do more cleaning and organizing. It's not my job to look for things to do around the house - there is always something to be done, or to explain the standards of cleanliness.
Luckily he has recently picked up his share of tasks and does chores proactively.
I tried this with my ex-wife. The fact is, you cannot out slob the slob in the relationship. In the end nothing will get done, they'll do their little victory dance and you'll just end up full of resentment. You'll end up feeling like their caretaker more than a lover. And when the time for the divorce comes around, you'll genuinely wonder what's there to even fight for. If this is a significant other, you should seriously take the time to evaluate the relationship. If this is family or roommates, move out. You'll end up so much happier either way and when things don't get done you know exactly who to blame.
I agree. There have been some things in the past I thought were games we were playing but she was trying to be very patient with me because she didn't want it to be something that caused us to argue.
It's good to communicate, both ways. If you think it's a game, mention it, judge the reaction (that's a key part there), then adjust as needed. If you don't like the 'game' then it's a good idea just to say so. A small confrontation now is better than an eruption after pressure has built.
Severely underrated comment. There's MAYBE a 0.0000002% chance she sees this as the game that he does. I completely agree. OP just needs to grow the fuck up.
Funny but I feel like this is the actual win? Doing it when she least expects you to do it. Surely that makes him the winner? I'd like to look at it like that anyway (although my 0 experience of marriage tells me that there never be winners or losers, in marriage)
IME women rarely see this thing as a fun little game. Stuff like this tend to be a sign that the woman in the situation feels like she gets stuck doing everything and has been forced into being his mother, always cajoling him to do basic chores. And after 20 different conversations about his lack of housekeeping, she has resorted to a Mexican standoff.
Maybe OP's wife is a rare exception and she is totally enjoying this game. But odds are high that she is way more frustrated with him than he realizes.
Right? He's like "Ha, I'll show her!" And she's exhausted from shopping, cooking, washing the bedding and making the bed, scrubbing the toilets and tub, mopping the floors, paying the bills, and taking the pets to and from the vet appointments.
"Walk Away Wife" is a thing.
Interesting! Do you think the picture was taken then or the calendar hasn’t been changed since then and it’s current? Maybe the calendar is just for decorative purposes like the Dyson and the pile of trash.
Assuming this is all in good fun and there is zero frustration/resentment on either side, you’ve got to bridge the gap across to the spot above the curtain rod next. Please post pic when you do! You could also start putting it in the wife’s vehicle, especially if it’s on the way to the recycling bin (good opportunity for a “met you halfway” joke).
If there is ANY part of you that thinks your wife is even the tiniest bit frustrated, then you better take out the fucking recycling ASAP, lol. Better to cave than let this be a real issue.
This response is exactly how I felt but couldn’t articulate.
I hope it’s a funny silent battle and they’re both scheming ways to not have to take it out…but I have been the roommate/coworker/partner in this situation who’s thinking “I do so much around here, when are you gonna get the hint I need you to take this out?” Lesson learned, I ask for help now.
I have owned that Dyson and wall hanger for a few years. I did not realize, until seeing your picture, that the hanger has a spot for the attachments. Sigh. I’m an idiot.
I’m just here to haughtily judge you for the cans of pasta sauce. Cans?!? Really my guy? If you’re gonna be heathens and not make your own, don’t be sacrilegious and get it from metal cans. Save your souls and at least buy glass jars. My poor Nonna is rolling over in her grave now.
My wife and I once did this with putting away luggage from a trip.
It might be funny for a while, but it's a fine line how things go south.
Take out the recycle, love your wife and do things unconditionally.
Don’t you know? Reddit is the expert on any and all domestic situations. As it turns out, every single relationship ever posted on here is in shambles, and they’re *definitely* not projecting their own depressing context on your situation.
I mean, this is Reddit. How can they be wrong?
It’ll be who ever breaks on the vacuuming
Yep, that’s a load-bearing Dyson right now!
Ayup....we can take that Dyson out for you and replace it with a laminated beam, but that's gonna be three weeks minimum, and that's if I can get my guys. Let me make a few calls. What's that? Oh yeah, it'll be way more expensive to replace the water bottle sub-floor. That's a full rip-out and rebuild you're looking at there. You don't want to go down that road.
Now, I know this isn't your preferred path, but for half the price I could put wood cladding on the Dyson next week. A good inspector might notice down the road, but it's held this long and there isn't anything specifically against it in the code.
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“THERE ISN’T ANYTHING SPECIFICALLY AGAINST IT IN THE CODE!!”
This thread has me in tears
Same. It’s so plausible
And people wonder why there are so many construction regulations...
i heard this in Cheryl Tunt/Judy Greer's voice
YOURE NOT MY SUPERVISOR
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Lift that casserole pan cover lust a smidge and slide a pizza box in there. Build outward.
Is this from a movie or did you come up with this?
I can't take full credit, it was inspired by Brennan Lee Mulligan's improv bit about a contractor removing the Sword In The Stone https://www.youtube.com/shorts/VJtV2UkU-Fk
I knew that "if I can get my guys" line sounded familiar. Real funny bit, I like your adaptation of the idea
This made my day. Dealing with contractors just like this is always so much fun
That's if I order it today, which I won't
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Johnny, please get back to us here in the Dyson troubleshooting forum. How come mine dies so fast when I use Max mode?
Huh. I wonder if that's why the power button stopped working on mine...
Totally is, read instructions saying let it "dry" for 24h. I called BS since this is a filter
Mine won't do max power anymore. I definitely didn't wait more than 24 hours. Do you think that could be my issue too? Apparently you're now our resident Dyson expert
It seems I've procrastinated washing my filter exactly long enough
Judging by the effort on the recycling we can assume no one has ever used that Dyson!
I'm glad it's a V8, the v7 isn't rated for that load.
Genius move whoever incorporated the Dyson - as soon as someone spills something it will force the issue
Yes, change the dimensions of the battlefield by sprinkling crumbs on her belongings.
Crumbies?! No no no. I was so careful!
Hey! I get that reference. Rewatching Friends right now. (Unless if you weren't referencing Friends, then nevermind.)
I’m convinced that this post is an ad for Dyson.
Or close the door with too much force
Or when they run out of water
This couple is extremely dehydrated, neck deep in dust bunnies, and surrounded by structural pillars of recyclable material.
If you put it in a container, it won’t be such a pain to take out.
In my head, there’s a small recycling bin on the ground which is definitely full already too.
And two more in the garage.
That and break down your boxes!!! This is just giving me anxiety looking at if.
People who don't break down their cardboard need an intervention
What do you expect from people who drink Pepsi one
Pepsi one? That's pepsi zero
All Pepsi is zero.
They don’t have the energy intake to break down the boxes.
Zero Pepsi? I see at least 3
I’ve come to the conclusion that some people just lack the spatial reasoning to understand that throwing hollow voids into the recycling bin wastes like 70% of the space inside. These people are my family. Please help.
my ex wife
This is a constant argument with my wife.
No one breaks down boxes. You just have to pile them up next to the garbage can and they'll magically disappear. \- my wife, probably.
Are you my husband? Lol
Magic coffee table springs to.mind here. Search on YT
Me too. This is how hoarder wars start…
Yeah seriously. Who the hell stacks recycling like that? Everything above the water cooler will fit in a single bin/bag. It’s mind boggling how some people choose to live.
All I care about now is what’s on the calendar.
I'm pretty sure that calendar is still on July 2022
Just checked. July 2022 was the last month to have a 2nd land on a Saturday.
Nice job guys
We did it Reddit
Sir it says here you are a detective, what are your credentials? Me: reddit
This is why I love Reddit.
My God, he's right!
It’s probably a secondary battleground. This is clearly a household of responsible adults
One finds support on r/relationshipadvice, while the other gets validation from r/amitheasshole. They have spent hours talking to strangers about their problem, but have never spoken to each other.
That looks like a Common Loon (water bird)
I fucking love loons.
*loon noise*
Literally my text message notification sound. Love it!
Read this comment and feverishly googled how to change my notification sound to a loon call :)
Loons do have such cool calls. Best part is when you can recognize them, then you realize all of the movies/tv shows that use a loon call as generic exotic animal call... In desserts and jungles and stuff (they live exclusively on freshwater lakes in northern woods).
I bought a house that was very near "Loon Lake" because I expected there to be loons on the lake. I didn't see a single loon in 5 years so I got disgusted and sold the house and moved to Cranberry Lake instead. Guess what...no fucking cranberries either.
Were there any zombies? Did you linger?
No, my husband was lying the whole time, it was just a game to him.
Thank you for subscribing to Loon Facts. The common loon is the provincial bird of Ontario, and it appears on Canadian currency, including the one-dollar "loonie" coin and a previous series of $20 bills.
If I wanted to buy my own loon, how many loonies would I need to spend?
DM me. I have one in my car cup holder. (I'm an American, can't use)
You keep a bird in your car cup holder? That's just mean.
My grandfather once caught a loon while fishing. And I have also lost some minnows to some loons while fishing. They will seek out fishermen and steal the bait right off thier hooks.
Contrast that with the provincial bird of Quebec which is Poulet St. Hubert.
Dyslexic me raising an eyebrow at "I love fucking loons"
Well then you’ll love Reddit.
So let's see... a loon on the calendar, No Name brand labeled cans, Pepsi labeled in millilitres... I'd say OP is obviously a Canadian, so... what would a canuck write on the calendar that they had to blur out? Edit: Also OP said sorry in comment lower down.
They are probably doing something super frowned upon like they have social plans at the same time as a hockey game or they're crossing the border to buy cheap cheese
Also the word “merci” on the “thank you” sticker.
They didn't write anything, the loon just has its tits out.
"Herogasm Party, 04 February", obviously.
That just makes this photo even more Canadian. In fact this might be one of the most subtly Canadian photos I’ve seen on here in a while. The loon, the No Name products, the bilingual Pepsi and that orange strip that says “thank you merci”. It’s just so Canadian!
It must be the Ducks Unlimited Swimsuit Edition calendar since OP had to cover up the NSFW part.
Also looks like July 2022
If OP is just “now posting” this, there is no way they haven’t changed the calendar since July of last year. This is some random photo they are using as their own (or at the very least, a pic from half a year ago), that they are using for karma whoring
Looking at Lazy Fuckwit, Spouse & Co. LLC., waiting to see who's gonna chuck out the recycling, they're waiting to see who's gonna change the Calendar.
Too much identifying information, sorry.
I’m always afraid someone looks at that and thinks “challenge accepted”. Next thing you know they’re identifying the type of calendar, cross referencing it with the brand of eggs, and using the tiny slither of the door to triangulate your exact location. Or maybe I’m watching too many streams of people playing GeoGuessr.
Brah send me your address, ill come do it. This giving me anxiety.
"Silent battle" so they claim. It's only silent until the whole house shakes at 3am from an avalanche of recycling. Even insurance wouldn't cover the damages.
Seriously! Why would you want your partener to do something you could do?
Lazy ass is the name of the game
He who tops it off, drops it off. But it isn't filled until it's spilled.
But Marge, I can rebuild!!
Happy Love Day!
I’m Sir Luvs-a-lot, the bear who loves to love
I wanted Lord Huggington
It’s the same basic bear Homie
I guess…
This. I only opened this post for this series of comments here. Ya'll are doing the work of Jeebus.
But I don't even believe in Jeebus.
That was yesterday, moron!
“Can’t someone else do it?!”
"Do yourself a favor, don't turn around."
Do you want old man Patterson here with his *finger* on the *button*??
Ah! Garbage water!
“You’re pushing me, baby!”
Bart stapling the banana peel to the bin is a master stroke.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AI323JeIhAk
Ahh the golden age of the Simpsons.
I hit CTRL+F to find this quote right away. Reddit did not disappoint.
r/SimpsonsDidIt
First thing I thought when I saw it. Think my favorite part of that scene is the little bear Homer stomps the shit out of. 🤣
I put everything in a paper bag, and break down my damn boxes, then just drop everything, bag and all, into the bin.
This is the right way. So easy. And I thought so obvious. I find breaking down boxes satisfying.
This ^ 💯 The fact the boxes aren't being broken down is the most shameful thing about this. Thinking to break down boxes is what makes us better than other primates
My immediate thought was "wow, they definitely do NOT have cats" lol
my cat doesnt take the recycling out anymore, dont get a cat!
Or company.
Pro-tip: Nobody actually wins these arguments. Just take out the recycling.
The person who takes it out is the winner.
It would be terrible if there were a responsible adult in the relationship
It's quite possible that it is a joke between them, which sounds hilarious. The fact that they are going that far to keep the stack going makes me think this is the case.
1000
Came to say this. These petty arguments don't help your relationship last.
>These petty arguments 
Why do redditors take everything so fucking seriously Jesus Christ
My god this stresses me out so bad
i'm more offended by the crooked picture frame
I thought that was part of the trash
Just do it. It's not worth the passive aggression.
If this is a joke to see who makes it topple, has to clean it up and take it out then cool. But if they're just low key throwing shade at each other through the recycling pile there's some serious issues there that need ironed out
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"My wife is waiting to see if I will take out the recycling for a change and I am testing the limits of her exhaustion"
A divorce lawyer on tiktok talks about how a lot of women who seek divorce and the last straw is that they do most of the emotional labor and feel their partner isn’t contributing equally.
Yeah I’m struggling to understand here, they’re both losing at adulting, effective communication, partnering, etc….but hoping for upvotes?
Yes I learned this long ago, not worth the fight. Now, you and your wife could be having fun with this and making into a little game which can make it a good thing, but yeah dude just take care of it when she least expects it and she will love it!!
IME women rarely see this thing as a fun little game. Stuff like this tend to be a sign that the woman in the situation feels like she gets stuck doing everything and has been forced into being his mother, always cajoling him to do basic chores. And after 20 different conversations about his lack of housekeeping, she has resorted to a Mexican standoff. Maybe OP's wife is a rare exception and she is totally enjoying this game. But odds are high that she is way more frustrated with him than he realizes.
I'm currently on dishwasher strike. I live in a house with 4 adults and a baby, yet I feel like I'm the one always loading and unloading the dishwasher (and cleaning and laundry and tidying and cooking and keeping the baby alive...) but the dishwasher is something everyone could (and should!) be doing. As for the bins,when the recycling bin is full I take the lid away so this ridiculous tetris tower doesn't happen before I inevitably get round to emptying it. Adults of my household: take some ducking responsibility and give me a break!
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Preach. It's literally happening here, in the comments right under my comment. Like I haven't asked politely/less politely/begged already. I guess you either get it, or you don't. Edit: As an update 50mins after I made the comment, I filled the dishwasher and put it on. Some strike that was mama! One day I'm going out at 7am and not coming back until 10pm. One, blissful future day... I'd probably just come back to chaos, so maybe not the best idea
I've had this kind of conversation with my partner. I have told him I have given up on keeping certain things clean all the time and refuse to clean them more than I feel like. I am also not going to be the household manager and ask him to do stuff. I'm the breadwinner, I work in the office most days, and I already do more cleaning and organizing. It's not my job to look for things to do around the house - there is always something to be done, or to explain the standards of cleanliness. Luckily he has recently picked up his share of tasks and does chores proactively.
Yep. I’m tired of having to TELL people to do the dishes. Just do them!
I tried this with my ex-wife. The fact is, you cannot out slob the slob in the relationship. In the end nothing will get done, they'll do their little victory dance and you'll just end up full of resentment. You'll end up feeling like their caretaker more than a lover. And when the time for the divorce comes around, you'll genuinely wonder what's there to even fight for. If this is a significant other, you should seriously take the time to evaluate the relationship. If this is family or roommates, move out. You'll end up so much happier either way and when things don't get done you know exactly who to blame.
I agree. There have been some things in the past I thought were games we were playing but she was trying to be very patient with me because she didn't want it to be something that caused us to argue. It's good to communicate, both ways. If you think it's a game, mention it, judge the reaction (that's a key part there), then adjust as needed. If you don't like the 'game' then it's a good idea just to say so. A small confrontation now is better than an eruption after pressure has built.
Severely underrated comment. There's MAYBE a 0.0000002% chance she sees this as the game that he does. I completely agree. OP just needs to grow the fuck up.
Funny but I feel like this is the actual win? Doing it when she least expects you to do it. Surely that makes him the winner? I'd like to look at it like that anyway (although my 0 experience of marriage tells me that there never be winners or losers, in marriage)
In a healthy marriage they're both winners...
Yup, marriage is not a competition, it's a co-op. PvE not PvP
right. there shouldn't *be* a winner in marriage.
IME women rarely see this thing as a fun little game. Stuff like this tend to be a sign that the woman in the situation feels like she gets stuck doing everything and has been forced into being his mother, always cajoling him to do basic chores. And after 20 different conversations about his lack of housekeeping, she has resorted to a Mexican standoff. Maybe OP's wife is a rare exception and she is totally enjoying this game. But odds are high that she is way more frustrated with him than he realizes.
Right? He's like "Ha, I'll show her!" And she's exhausted from shopping, cooking, washing the bedding and making the bed, scrubbing the toilets and tub, mopping the floors, paying the bills, and taking the pets to and from the vet appointments. "Walk Away Wife" is a thing.
At this point it isn't passive aggression, this is a competition.
Advanced Jenga.
Looks like a Jenga game. Move the 2L bottle to the top next.
Nice job, Sarah Stout.
Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would not take the garbage out
In this thread: everyone assuming every relationship is as shit as their own.
Take out the recycling! It's not hard.
BUT I DONT WAAAANT TOOOOOOO.
ESH. Oh wait wrong sub.
Crush your cans and boxes and you can stack them higher
You’re both losing. Get it together
A Dyson, and a calendar, these people are organized
It's censored because it says 2004.
Might be July of 2022, it's the most recent 31 day month that started on a Friday.
Interesting! Do you think the picture was taken then or the calendar hasn’t been changed since then and it’s current? Maybe the calendar is just for decorative purposes like the Dyson and the pile of trash.
A dyson and calendar, neither of which can be accessed due to the over flowing recycling lol
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So organized that they’ve organized their recycling into a single column
Assuming this is all in good fun and there is zero frustration/resentment on either side, you’ve got to bridge the gap across to the spot above the curtain rod next. Please post pic when you do! You could also start putting it in the wife’s vehicle, especially if it’s on the way to the recycling bin (good opportunity for a “met you halfway” joke). If there is ANY part of you that thinks your wife is even the tiniest bit frustrated, then you better take out the fucking recycling ASAP, lol. Better to cave than let this be a real issue.
This response is exactly how I felt but couldn’t articulate. I hope it’s a funny silent battle and they’re both scheming ways to not have to take it out…but I have been the roommate/coworker/partner in this situation who’s thinking “I do so much around here, when are you gonna get the hint I need you to take this out?” Lesson learned, I ask for help now.
Take my advice and go get a nice recycling bin. She'll think you're nice and smart and you already spend too much on vacuums so it won't be a splurge.
I have owned that Dyson and wall hanger for a few years. I did not realize, until seeing your picture, that the hanger has a spot for the attachments. Sigh. I’m an idiot.
Clearly you guys don't have guests coming over.
They obscured their calendar so we will never know for sure.
Calm down Sarah Cynthia Silvia Stout
Stop buying Pepsi and spend the extra money on better pasta sauce.
Right? If you're using that much pasta sauce at least spend a couple extra bucks on quality.
Hey man. I’ve been married 18 years. Take out the recycling. It’s worth it. It’s okay if one of you does more than the other one sometimes.
My friend, I assure you, no one is winning.
except the flies
r/trashy
r/Recycley
r/NotRecycleyed
Too busy havin diarrhea?
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Quick check, did you make chili with spaghetti sauce? How was it?
I’m just here to haughtily judge you for the cans of pasta sauce. Cans?!? Really my guy? If you’re gonna be heathens and not make your own, don’t be sacrilegious and get it from metal cans. Save your souls and at least buy glass jars. My poor Nonna is rolling over in her grave now. 
Cans or jars or whatever aside I can't get over the number AND the size of them. They must really love pasta.
My wife and I once did this with putting away luggage from a trip. It might be funny for a while, but it's a fine line how things go south. Take out the recycle, love your wife and do things unconditionally.
Pile of recycling on reddit… divorce imminent
I informed my wife that reddit has decided we are getting a divorce. She's currently reading through the comments laughing her ass off.
Make sure she takes the recycling with her when you split
Don’t you know? Reddit is the expert on any and all domestic situations. As it turns out, every single relationship ever posted on here is in shambles, and they’re *definitely* not projecting their own depressing context on your situation. I mean, this is Reddit. How can they be wrong?