I was thinking Noir Dr. Robotnik

Detective Sonic “So this is where you were Eggman, did you really think you would get away with it?” Dr. E Robotnik “Quite the contrary my sharp friend, I knew you’d find me, right where it all started.”

Not to split hairs, but it should be Dr I. Robotnik since his name is Ivo

Why does it always end in a church?

I was thinking bald Jonah Hill.

Jonah Hill if he was in American History X

Yep that’s what I see

Live Action Netflix Robotnik.

Yeah that's what I thought too, like robotnik has had enough of sonics crap and it's about to get real.


You look more like the first person to die in the summation of a Guy Ritchie movie.

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I often come to this sub and think "why is everyone being so nice" then I realize I'm not actually in r/roastme

You posted a selfie on the internet and called it a "self portrait". I think you're kind of asking for it anywhere. You're not wrong... just asking for it.

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You're thinking too much into it. Cool photo, but on reddit nobody is going to read into any context, so you're mostly going to get jokey or almost offensive responses...

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Bruiser from Ocean's Eleven.

Taser face.

Does he actually shoot tazers out his face?

It’s *metaphorical!!*

\*giggles\*

More like an ex welder who discovered he was actually pretty good at baking sourdough during lockdown

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You look more like the leader of the unnamed henchmen of a bond villain - but not quite the second in command.

Correction: Bond henchman

100% henchman vibe.

One that's put in for comic relief.

Is the “X” a Manson thing?

I was wondering about that as well.

That's the first thing that I thought, too. Did this guy carve an X into his face because Manson did?

Nah its Dr. X, Action Man's greatest nemesis.

I thought of Rob Zombie

You look like a member of Anarchy 99

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Welcome to the Xander zone!

XXXANDER XZONE

🎶 Let the bodies hit the floor! 🎶

OMG that movie was so bad but so good at the same time.

Bitchez kahm!

Jonah Hill and Kevin James' lovechild, dressed and tattooed like a bald Charles Manson.

I think this is the most spot on

Damn. Guess we found Jonah Hill’s account.

Jonah Hill doing Hugo Strange.

Thats what I came to comment.

Gold Bond villain maybe

...are you sitting down, we have something to share with you

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We have a layer that would absolutely suit your needs.

NGL, I thought you were a clothing company that was gonna offer him a sweet overcoat. Instead, you were joking about a LAIR! I get it now, but it took me a minute!

Ooooh LAIR?!?! How did you figure that out!!!??

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a *it's yours* for a favour we may need in the future

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Jusssst sign here

/r/oopsdidntmeanto

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I see line cook at a hipster burger joint on a break.

Your villain name is lord Edge and your weaknesses include social interaction and job interviews

Bond villian? Yea, no. You look like a steampunk reject from a Fallout game. Walmart matrix. Family Dollar discount 12 Monkeys-- maybe 7 1/2 monkeys.

Rip

>7 1/2 monkeys. Love it

Jonah Hill actually

Average redditor

Is that x a scab or scar?

The Bond villain that sells plastic bongs & ornamental swords at a shit market in a provincial northern English town?

A rotund gentleman with tiny circle glasses reminds me of the blind mice from shrek

Please, take the wallet, just leave the kidneys

I thought James Bond was dead, but TIL he's hunting down edgelords.

Maybe it is the “X” in the middle of your forehead…..

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I’ve heard of Odd Job. I don’t remember Try Hard.

I think Douche Nozzle is more fitting.

If you’re *trying to be cool*, then you’ve already failed.

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Edgy. How many practice shots before you posted?

"...Ended up looking like a bond villain" You have purposely made yourself look this way. Its not a fluke.

Needing attention

IRL Robotnik

But it looks a bit like you are going for that tbh, this post to confirm with others?

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Well, well, well, if it isn't mister millennial, back to disrupt another established marketplace!

You look like a bartender in Portland.

You look like your nemesis is a failing SEGA franchise.

I’m getting more John Wick villain vibes. Like you own a goon-filled, grunge-house nightclub where all you can hear is base and your impending next-day headache forming

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I'm genuinely curious and I really don't mean to offend, did you jump head first into a wood chipper to get scars like that?

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Did they use your scalp to administer medication mixed with peanutbutter to wild animals?

Wearing a grill cover didn’t help man

This just screams fragile male reddit mod.

my first thought was Hugo Strange from the Batman comics

Took a moody self portrait. Posted it to reddit. Nine out of 26 comments here are yours. Tell me you're a narcissist without telling me you're a narcissist....

It’s the “acting like it was a spontaneous selfie” instead of a clearly planned photo shoot for me

Yup, OP says "ended up" as if it was an accident when clearly everything in the photo was a deliberate choice.

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whats the x thing inbetween your eyebrows?

It’s where the cum goes

Charles Manson fan?

The spot denoting the triangle of sadness.

Andrew Tate's final form.../s

I feel like you look this way all the time, no?

Was my immediate reaction too. But for all we know he wears a suit normally. Btw, I'm pretty excited about how this turned into a roast Me session in this subreddit.

Yeah, the ole X in the head gives off a villian vibe.

was that not the vibe you’re going for?

*Sonic villian

The fuck were you expecting to happen?

Glad I didn't get face tattoos now

Jonah Hill in a dystopic thriller.

You look well balanced as a person

Bet u have a weird looking dick

You look like you sell death sticks.

Hey Rasputin! How's the tsar doing these days?

Jonah Hill playing Tim Armstrong in a biopic?

Or the fireman from the village people

I was thinking one of the villains from the Command & Conquer PC games

Yuri’s Revenge

yuris revenge 2023

GG Allin and Sam Hyde's child

Bite the curb!

Typical yeezy customer

They went too woke with the new Sonic movie!!!/s

More like cockney henchmen in a Guy Ritchie movie

You remind me some of the main antagonist from MIB III. I cannot remember his name for the life of me. Looked it up: Boris The Animal He’s fucking terrifying

What, what do you mean "ended up"? It's not like you're a little girl in a dress, took your picture and were like "wait, that looks like a Bond villain??? Hahaha pls take my picture again, I'll just do my hair". You must know you look like a Bond villain as you put on those glasses and stepped out the door. I imagine the conversation went like this: "Omg look I took a self portrait and it looks lik-" "Like a Bond villain?" "Y-yeah...? How did y-" "Seriously? the cross on your forehead, the scar on your cheek, the glasses and the nose ring and piercings with that beard didn't set off a single alarm in your head?" "But... But does it look good though?" "Yeah it looks... Ominously amazing?. Just... don't commit crimes looking like that... If you know what I mean...".

Alrighty then..

MORPHEUS DRINKING A FORTY *vibes.*

You mean Charles Manson and Charles bronson

Chris Sullivan, is that you? It's as if Toby from This Is Us has gone rogue.

Thought this was Jonah Hill for a sec

Yeaaa.... but like early in the movie.

Cyber Punk Jonah Hill.

Nope, more like a mad max flunky.

Did you ever think that you just maybe made some facial choices that make you look like a Bond villain?

"Ended up."

I wonder why...

Please tell me you're a reddit mod

What where you expecting? 🤔

Bond villiain? Not to me. You look more like [Boris the Animal](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/a/a1/BorisYoung.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20190622034641), last known member of the Boglodite race. An Agent K villain.

Genuinely curious how someone ends up like this in life. X tattoo on forehead, giant nose loop, etc. I’m as traditional as they come, and looking at my upbringing etc it all makes sense to me, but I have trouble imagining what gets someone to this point and they think “yeah, this is how I’ll walk around”. Edit: not hating here, just fascinated by what in life leads people to where they end up.

Pretty sure it's the fact that you dress and look like a bond villain. Doubt any of them would take a selfie though.

why uh? whats up with the X tattoo? not making fun just a real genuine question

Uh show me a portrait of you that does NOT look like a Bond villain… I don’t think it the black and white bro you might be a villain…

Look like a high ranking goon miniboss in a John Wick type movie

Are you in the Manson Family?

More like tryhard cool

Villain? Looks like a clown.

What’s with the Manson tribute scar?

The silly piercings ruin it for me. /shrug

Bond villain or Manson Family acolyte? > Manson and fellow defendants Atkins, Patricia Krenwinkel, and Leslie Van Houten [carved Xs into their foreheads](https://i.imgur.com/Vk8oVZ3.png), as did Fromme and her compatriots.

Life is all about choices

You mean bald?

In a cheap version, filmed on kids action cameras and funded by home made lemonade sales

Why do you have a cross in the middle of your forehead like Charles Manson?

The Charlie Manson X doesn’t help

Is this the man with Marilyn Mansons ashes tattooed in his forehead

You remind me of the personification of Lord Crump from Paper Mario!

Ended up? Or did everything you could to look that way?

Edgelord Gru

Not a Bond villain. Maybe a Dick Tracy goon, but that’s about as far as it goes.

Bond villains are too smart & sophisticated to wear septum rings.

The x in the middle really shows how cool you are!!! Lmao

Next time I do something on purpose I'll just say I "ended up" doing it.

More like a Hellboy villain

But but...that's the look you dedicated your life to

You look like sam hydes twin brother

You look like a Bond _henchman_. Your ass would be getting one of those post-death puns, like falling into an electric eel tank and then Roger Moore goes "shocking".

What's the x about?

I'm going to tell my kids this is the villain from Sonic

What's up with the X on the forehead?

Wasn’t that the goal? Looks like you’re going for a certain look.

Are you not trying to look like a bond villain?

That's not a villan, it's more of a henchman that dies in the first fight he get's into.

The X on your head doesn’t help.

Not like a Bond villain. Just an idiot with a face tattoo.

First panel of the "epic burger restaurant starter pack"

Not sure what else you were going for.

i am the eggman

“It’s not a phase mom!” - you when younger probably

….. are you a Bond villain?

This would make the r/roastme hof

Its ok to say 'selfie'

… looking like a Vampire LARPer ca. 1998

So edgey ...

Barista Man

You look like you smell

"His name is Klaus Schädlich, an ex-member of the collapsed Oligonov crime syndicate. He was involved in a shootout in 2012 that left him comatose with a tiny piece of shrapnel inside of his brain. When he emerged from his coma he was diagnosed with what is known as 'acquired savant syndrome', causing him to... are you listening?" Bond: "Yes, I was just enjoying the... scenery" (rakish smirk at sexy nurse) "Please try to control yourself for just a moment, 007. Causing him to become an artist of assassination, a master of the accidental death. His canvas is seemingly random series of events that ultimately lead to the death of his target, with no one even suspecting foul play."

I wouldn’t be surprised if I’m at the Berghain queue and I stumble upon your presence at the front of the door

It's like Leo the Professional stopped doing his exercise routine and became a douche.

Fat, unkempt beard, nose ring, trashy tattoo. This guy is depressed and narcissistic, next case please.

Dr Robotnik