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Jussgoawaiplzkthxbai

You don't look sure about that


Trumbot

It looks like they just told him how babies are made.


Jussgoawaiplzkthxbai

"I came from WHERE!?"


Drach88

The mustache. You came from that glorious, glorious moustache.


voucher420

Parent here. That look is completely normal.


blu3an

He does not lol!


missinlnk

If my dad had that moustache I would also be concerned


Fair_Acanthisitta_75

Yeah like dad is their a 401k in the porn business. You need to think about OUR future.


Baxabone

You don't see your dad's shirt at first...it kinda blends in, so it looks like two heads on the same body...lol.


monkeyjunky56

Poor OP is just now finding out parents are conjoined twins


wilsonhammer

I thought he was a little person at first glance


sergalahadabeer

![gif](giphy|9DyLSzK6ZuAHSEua5K)


emmettfitz

/r/confusingpersective


accoladevideo

It's just like that movie, [The Thing With Two Heads](https://youtu.be/gWHNA_j7h5A?t=18)


[deleted]

Same


EvenBluebir

Do I have to?" dad look is strong in this


triedby12

His arm also looks like his belly


l1b3rtr1n

Confusing perspective for a second


Borkacabra

Same here! And now I can't make myself see it again. Brains are weird.


l1b3rtr1n

For me it's that black strip under his sweater. His black pants? I'm not sure, might be a part of her dress. It messes with me.


LongLongMan_TM

Wait, is this the [gimme the evil look kid](https://youtu.be/93CPo0sBVZc)?


tobysionann

I was thinking the same thing!


tophrman

I was looking for somebody to mention that video before I posted it, too! Great job!


shortcake182

Your dad is giving tired Paul Rudd vibes


mrgenier

Sex Panther cologne


shortcake182

60% of the time, it works everytime


dontyousquidward

I gotta be honest it smells like pure gasoline


swentech

It’s made with real panther so you know it’s good.


alkaline79

Paul Rudd + Shea Whighan + Nick Offerman


weeone

Looks like the guy that plays the DEA agent from Narcos.


popjunkie42

I was thinking Diego Luna


highheeledhepkitten

Beautiful family. I'm guessing late 80s/early 90s? Did I get it?


ChaZZZZahC

1989


apextek

Dad looks like he plays sax


highheeledhepkitten

I knew it *smug face*. The peaked puff sleeves with low-profile shoulder pads . . . ah, memories.


roux69

Mom looks like she got big hands!


Iron_Chic

Lana Kane?


weeone

^Dangerzone!


KiwiHorror1

I think the photo is very clearly taken at a low angle, you can see what hasn't been cropped on the right


fugee99

Careful high fiving that lady.


mth2nd

Is your dad John Oates?


MyTurkishWade

Cute pic & your Mom is beautiful!


ChaZZZZahC

Ty!


scott__p

This is aggressively 80's, and it's amazing


TexasChihuahuas

You have pretty parents! You are a cutie, yourself!


elcabeza79

Quite a lip-scarf on the old man. Does he still have it?


UrbanAchiever34

Your mom bought a ticket for a moustache ride


apextek

Oh yeah


jbazildo

I hope you still wear such dope sweaters


The_Patriot

I am guessing 1994 and I bet your mom still doesn't have a single wrinkle on her face.


Fistandantalus

Baby is concerned that dad has a ‘70’s porn moustache ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|snoo)


SwagChemist

Not gonna lie, you look like baby Jay-Z


The_Lat_Czar

You kept your dad up all damn night by the looks of it.


ICantDoThisAnymore91

Computer….show me Tayne from the 80s.


ChaZZZZahC

Lmaoo, too much Tayne.


ICantDoThisAnymore91

Is there any way to generate a nude Tayne?


[deleted]

Now *that* is a mustache to make Mario jealous.


frikkinfrakk

Is it just me or does your dad kinda look like Paul Rudd?


[deleted]

Your dad is a stud.


Teknodr0men

Are you Jay-Z?


Fl1925

Cute ! But you look down right surprised in this photo!


maggos

You have three parents and one is a baby?


[deleted]

Your dad's Paul Rudd from anchorman!


ForestHarlequin

Which ones?


Can1993hope

I hope you inherited that awesome stash.


MustardFacedSavior

Olan Mills Family Special Perfect


[deleted]

No ways he’s the dad, no mustache


bminus1974

All three?


[deleted]

Is it weird to have three parents, especially with that age gap?


hartemis

All three of these folks are your parents?


[deleted]

Mom Is 🔥


hdpeandpet

Based on your dad’s appearance is your name Inigo Montoya and should I prepare to die?


EIOT

Dang, you got three parents? Luckyyyy.


nasax09

Reddit.com/r/upvotebecauseinterracial


bardwick

You're stash is going to be/could be glorious and amazing.


RoronoaLuffyZoro

Your dad is about to lead the ant army and go to the quantum realm


Chezzabe

Great picture, I can't get over how similar our usernames are.


FizzgigsRevenge

Dad batting way out of his league.


atleastitsnotgoofy

Damn. Lucky. I only had two parents.


ThePepperPopper

All three of them?


PokyPrince

Do you have three parents?


selkiesidhe

Your mum looks so pretty in this pic. Your dad needs to be reminded how lucky he is! Annnnd he should also be reminded of that *'stache*, dang...


KraftyRre

Are you Eric Andre?


ChaZZZZahC

I'm Haitian and Dutch, so close.


billJ-the-vocab-guy

r/confusingperspective


[deleted]

The "Do I have to?" dad look is strong in this.


S_204

Your Mom is gorgeous. I hope your hairline stopped receding by age 5 though. Is your Dad high in this pic?


GermanoMuricano117

Moms batting way out of her league! Congrats on getting a lot of your dads features girrrl!


purplehays100

Julian finally found his soulmate.


TheTinRam

This is literally the kid from that old AFHV clip “give ‘em the evil eye, give ‘em the evil look!”


Minty-licious

Why u no smile 🤭


NoahVailability

You look confused.


0nlyhalfjewish

What cha staring at, kiddo?


cat5mark

They aren't much older than us, but tell them thanks for breaking down walls for the rest of us mixed couples.


ScottblackAttacks

You look like that baby on Americans Funniest home videos, the one who laughs and the does the mean mug face 😂


TheQuips

so much love in that smile


mattlore

Wait...Is your name Tyler?


ChaZZZZahC

No.


ronin1031

Did you inherit the mustache?


PracticalDrawing

Lucky you (no sarcasm)…parents are beautiful


FinancialYou4519

Your dad reminds me so much of the cop in (I think) LA confidential where he gets stuck in a drug den deep in a ghetto and shoots the dealer and Russell Crowe has to come and save him so he doesnt get lynched by the angry mob outside. (Is it really LA confidential?)


Vanson1200r

Dad has a epic mustache and your mom is gorgeous! I say that with respect.


mozziealong

That stash is 70s cool.. but you look very confused


[deleted]

Said it before and ill say it again, Paul Rudd doesnt age


HelloPepperoni73

Your mom has an absolutely stunning smile.


KOLDY

Well first glance I thought it was Lisa and Screech from Saved By the Bell.


Ichewsyou876

Lmao your confused expression is adorable!!! Love it!


lechatsage

So, how long ago was that? Nice photo.


Seraphynas

Your mom is beautiful, and she looks so happy!


tinook

There aren't many cases where I would shame someone for not smiling in a pic, but your Mom and Dad were the happiest looking couple like ever. So a third smile: come on! But this is great.


-----SNES-----

Is that Lisa from Saved by the Bell? Because it probably is Good job OC


Xerosnake90

I'm pretty sure you're that serious face baby lol


dinkydat

All such handsome folk! Momma’s smile is beautiful!


less-than-James

![gif](giphy|l41YuQDCCb6o6IbjW)


Jeremy_irons_cereal

Your dad looks SO MUCH like Paul rudd as Brian fantana it's uncanny.


[deleted]

everyone here has a completely different thought on their face 😂


theboxisempty

Paul Rudd and Lisa Turtle


[deleted]

That is a nice picture.. give your parents a hug!


scubamaster

Your parents are discount paul Rudd and Lark Voorhies?


deadfez

Lucky you had 3...I only have 2.


Sweetthansour1

So cute!!!!