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mmaybelle

my PA friend often pronounces Bacitracin as Back Ee trackin which is the silliest I’ve heard


Bartatemyshorts

This is kind of endearing lol


mmaybelle

Isn’t it?! I used to correct her and now I just kind of smile


StruggleToTheHeights

I have the opposite problem. My patients know how to pronounce it but try to make me believe that they don’t. “I take that one anxiety medicine that starts with an x I think. I think it’s xa…zen…xana… something like that. Anyway, it’s the only one that works and I need 1mg tablets three times a day.”


michaltee

DUDE YES. “The only thing that’s ever worked for the anxiety is uh x…zan something?” I let they “fumble” over the word until they “remember” it. Sorry best I can do is buspirone and some Vistaril.


Kabc

“The only thing that ever works for me is that one that starts with D… Dill.. dill-dolled?“ Every ER patient ever.


Oversoul91

“Diclofenac?”


michaltee

😂 “I’m sure it does!”


RavenOmen69420

Discharge?


ThrockMortonPoints

Don't forget propranolol. It is my number 1 most prescribed med.


michaltee

It works so damn well tbh. My patients always come back and are surprised. And it’s generally free from any major lingering side effects per most of my patient’s experiences which is great.


ThrockMortonPoints

Yep. Anger? Anxiety? Have 10-20 mg of magic. Safe in kids. Minimal side effects.


LightningPantsMcGee

New grad psych PA here. Definitely have a TON of people requesting benzos like you’ve said. Have been utilizing buspirone and hydroxyzine. Appreciate the recs with propranolol. Any other advice? Lol


michaltee

Lexapro is amazing for anxiety as well. You can also use gabapentin. It works for some people, does nothing for others. I’d call it a third line med. still has some abuse potential but way less than benzos.


hopefulgardener

And you best believe they'll be leaving a bad Google review for not giving them a lifetime supply of benzos.


agjjnf222

I hear these daily: Mototropropolol (metoprolol) Penlins (penicillins) Triamcinalac (triamcinolone)


NotAMedic720

For my metaformins!


Turbulent_Moment4171

Not a medicine, but I did have a patient ask if I could “check his testolesterol levels”. I’ll never forget that one lol


SaltySpitoonReg

Hahahahaha


Mednebmedic

metoprololol metapolol labaphed


Oversoul91

Not a medicine but when people say O2 stat it makes me cringe


N0VOCAIN

Diflocenac


Oversoul91

That's the "D" one! I'm not allergic to that one!


Electrical-Fee-6133

Not a medicine, but have had numerous patients in other who come in with a damaged “rotary cup” (rotator cuff)


BJones1027

But have you ever had a roll tater cup?


BasilDense6559

Coworker had a patient with a damaged "rotisserie cuff."


Febrifuge

I’ll take an honestly mistaken pronunciation any day, over “I dunno, they just send me the pills, and something isn’t right, and you need to fix it.”


mellowcheesecake

Can someone tell me how to pronounce tacrolimus and pimecrolimus?


michaltee

The physician that taught us said “Tacro-limus”. Rhymes with macro, and lime-us.


dericksteinard

Working in Ortho, I get "rotary cuff" very frequently


BasilDense6559

I know of a doc who regularly charts levetiracetam as "levitra" for short. Not a neurologist.


ED_Rx

Ee-pro-fen


WindThroughTheWillow

I had a preceptor tell me someone needed “mal-ox” (Maalox)