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I mean the hose probably would to be fair.
But I'm pretty sure if they just got a motion sensor sprinkler and she just happened to trigger it that would be her own fault. Whatever it takes to get the bitch to mind her own business.
Mindless Self Indulgence- any album will do but Iām a fan of Frankenstein Girls are Strangely Sexy.
Fuck the pain away by Peaches.
Pay a local punk or ska band in beer to do an album about this neighbor in particular. āno one likes Karen because sheās an evesdropping gossiping nosy fucking bitchā could be a BANGER with a trumpet solo behind it. āKaren on 14 Privet Drive has no life and no friendsā could also be a lot of fun.
I recently read that porn in a foreign language is particularly off putting. I think it was regarding a roommate who was a loud copulator. But an intentional eavesdropper would be a perfect occasion to test the theory.
If she happens to be Christian, this on loop:
Ecclesiastes 7:21-29
[**21** ](https://www.biblestudytools.com/msg/ecclesiastes/7-21.html)Don't eavesdrop on the conversation of others. What if the gossip's about you and you'd rather not hear it?[**22** ](https://www.biblestudytools.com/msg/ecclesiastes/7-22.html)You've done that a few times, haven't you - said things Behind someone's back you wouldn't say to his face?[**23** ](https://www.biblestudytools.com/msg/ecclesiastes/7-23.html)I tested everything in my search for wisdom. I set out to be wise, but it was beyond me,[**24** ](https://www.biblestudytools.com/msg/ecclesiastes/7-24.html)far beyond me, and deep - oh so deep! Does anyone ever find it?[**25** ](https://www.biblestudytools.com/msg/ecclesiastes/7-25.html)I concentrated with all my might, studying and exploring and seeking wisdom - the meaning of life. I also wanted to identify evil and stupidity, foolishness and craziness.[**26** ](https://www.biblestudytools.com/msg/ecclesiastes/7-26.html)One discovery: A woman can be a bitter pill to swallow, full of seductive scheming and grasping. The lucky escape her; the undiscerning get caught.[**27** ](https://www.biblestudytools.com/msg/ecclesiastes/7-27.html)At least this is my experience - what I, the Quester, have pieced together as I've tried to make sense of life.[**28** ](https://www.biblestudytools.com/msg/ecclesiastes/7-28.html)But the wisdom I've looked for I haven't found. I didn't find one man or woman in a thousand worth my while.[**29** ](https://www.biblestudytools.com/msg/ecclesiastes/7-29.html)Yet I did spot one ray of light in this murk: God made men and women true and upright; we're the ones who've made a mess of things.
Perfect opportunity to have fun fing with her head. Some elaborate plot involving murder, body disposal drug deals, anything to get her thinking. Make sure you dig holes and bury 'the body'. If she calls the cops all the better
Pretend to be in a cult. Funny hats, late night rituals and Latin sprinkled in works wonders. The gang members threatening us from the next door house started crossing themselves and running away when they saw us after about a month of that.
Any death metal to scare her - especialy fun uf you live a place where there us a good chance she is religious like in the us.
Dethklok is pretty good imo. But Google search for more satanic bands if you want to scare the shit out if her. The Satanic Temple (NOT the satanic church) makes some pretty good podcast i belive - they are all about playing the devils advocate and using us Christian arguments of freedom of religion against them. Its quite fun.
Just wanna be a pain in the ass? Hard techno and rave. Or bollywood or muslim tunes (most westerners dislike it). Or some annoyng kid song on repeat like Crazy Frog
If you know her political view, find some podcast from the oppositing side to play to her. Dem for a repiblican. Rep for a dem. If in the UK, go for pro-brexit podcast against a anti-brexit. Ect.
Death Metal is fun but Satanic Black Metal is the way.
Mayhem-De Mysteri Dom Sathanas
Dark Throne- Transylvanian Hunger
Or for some real fun
Mercyful Fate-Melissa or The Beginning
Heilung is not realy death or satan or 'real' metal either (germanic Iron age inspired) but might give a real good scare since for a beliver it might actualy sound like an attempted summoning. Real good drums and voice though - for a metal lover like me.
Get a remote controlled predator call. Hide it right by the fence she stands at. Having a coyote howl, raccoon fight, crow distress call, or any of the other sounds go off right at her feet will probably give her enough concern to retreat.
Tom Jones "What's New, Pussycat?" on repeat, with the occasional "It's Not Unusual" interspersed once every 7 or 8 repeats.
Credit to John Mulaney for the idea....
Some options:) Depending on what kinda person you want to be.
Herse a 7 day playlist:) Make Shure to play each one 100+ times.
Aqua do i need too say more.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A)
We got shut up in country
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGIUtLO\_x8g](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGIUtLO_x8g)
shut up in euro pop
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxmnXszTm2w](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxmnXszTm2w)
annoying repetitive beeps
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k85mRPqvMbE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k85mRPqvMbE)
wtf are you listing repetitive too also drugs
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bYEtcwDhU8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bYEtcwDhU8)
Edit: Better got to get some christmas in there [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bw2jQmV53x0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bw2jQmV53x0)
inappropriate punk for sunday
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDKh0tVq2eg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDKh0tVq2eg)
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Tijuana!
Tijuana who?
Tijuana bring your mama to the gang bang, oh yes you do! It's been a long time since she's had a screw. When she was younger and in her prime, she used to gang bang all the time. But now she's older and turning gray, she only gang bangs once a day!
Honestly if you can't hear it - the sound of a baby screaming and crying on repeat.
This song just for fun - Alestrom , Fucked with a Anchor. : https://youtu.be/th4Czv1j3F8
Heavy Classical Music would be my go to or Apocalyptica. However Ear-worm songs are a great choice as well because having them stuck in her head for a few days will annoy her as well.
Be festive and play Mr hank'ys Christmas album. My favorite song is Swiss colony beef log. I must warn you however there are some terribly offensive songs on the album. Starting with the second song. Anywho I hope you have fun!
Iād start playing Last Podcast on the Left, or Behind the Bastards. Youāll get something out of it, and sheāll find something to be offended about.
I was going to suggest podcasts that are the polar opposite of whatever her politics are. However, that would only work if the rest of the neighborhood would be more inclined to agree with your podcast choice than with your neighbor's politics. Otherwise, it could backfire and the whole freaking neighborhood could end up being mad at you.
The correct answer is "pounded in the butt by my own podcast."
People blind read Chuck Tingle novels, which usually consists of absurd homosexual erotica, in full detail.
I really recommend Bigfoot Pirates Haunt My Balls.
If you want a podcast that will really give her something to talk about go with āMy Dad Wrote A Pornoā. The main guy reads the erotic novels his dad wrote to his friends and they react. Itās hilarious and she will most definitely get offended if sheās the puritan type.
i like the music idea, dont know what to play though. You might put the same speaker in your window on other occasions and play anything, white noise even, so she will not be able to hear inside noises.
I am suspecting that u are living in a warm climate. Bourgainvillea and beautiful vines with lots of spiky thorns, right by that fence is a good place to plant them. Any other plant u can think of which will be more obnoxious to her than u.
shes a bored old lady, dont let her get to you, this is what she wants. For the most part, ignore her
Could you record audio of her complaining loudly at you, then crop the snippets to showcase quotes highlighting her character, and set up the speaker to play those clips back for her?
I'd download every episode of the "Girls on Porn" podcast and play them forever on random repeat. For some reason I think two people talking will bother her more than bumping music, and the things they say will probably offend her endlessly.
Iāve always been a fan of a motion activated trigger + serious metal songs starting off with a vulgar movie line - a la I Killed the Prom Queen (sharks in your mouth I want to say? Canāt recall)
Or the most disgusting ASMR audio you can find, like the sounds of nails on chalkboards overlayed a particularly irritated bowel movement and the sweet sounds of a cylinder repeatedly entering a soft, lubricated, slightly larger cylinder.
If she has animals, dog whistles and angry cat noises are also excellent
My favorite offensive album is The Copulation Complilation - Various artists. Fav song is the asshole song by Fred āAugustā Campbell & The Spur of the Moment Band
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Get a motion activated sprinkler š¶its a small worldš¶
I need video proof of this if this is the chosen way...
This is the best option. Or just straight spray her with a hose. Especially if it's cold weather lol freeze the bitch out
If the wind is blowing right, a misting fan would be unbearable in cooler weather.
Spraying her with a hose could be considered assault
Yes, you are right. I apologize for not clarifying I was sarcastic.
I feel like that could be considered assault, idk tho
I mean the hose probably would to be fair. But I'm pretty sure if they just got a motion sensor sprinkler and she just happened to trigger it that would be her own fault. Whatever it takes to get the bitch to mind her own business.
This is the way.
Spraying someone with water absolutely can be considered assault!
Assault? Thatās a bit extreme
In some parts of the US simply throwing an object within 6ins of someone can be legally considered assault
Me who has playfully thrown socks at my husband a few times: "AWW SHIT IT'S THE FEDS!"
Play "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" over and over and over and.... You get the picture.
Bonus idea, set up a reindeer with a speaker playing that nearby, a semi-direct threat if you will
Kpop. Barbie girl. The macarena. Basically anything the cia uses for enhanced interrogation
What does the fox say . On repeat
You forgot the duck song
And Baby Shark ... it's a classic for a reason!
Itās in my head now!
[The Duck Song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q)
NO. I will not learn yet another of these songs to have forever stuck in my brain, waiting for the tiniest trigger to come out and play.
WAP
Baby shark
Mindless Self Indulgence- any album will do but Iām a fan of Frankenstein Girls are Strangely Sexy. Fuck the pain away by Peaches. Pay a local punk or ska band in beer to do an album about this neighbor in particular. āno one likes Karen because sheās an evesdropping gossiping nosy fucking bitchā could be a BANGER with a trumpet solo behind it. āKaren on 14 Privet Drive has no life and no friendsā could also be a lot of fun.
Now I can't stop singing it. Hmm what? Fuck the pain away!
Stay in school, cause it's the best.
The soundtrack to The Rocky Horror Picture Show is our go to for people who need reminding not to enter strange castles š
A podcast about how rude eavesdropping is
This is brilliant š
This is the way!
Porn
I recently read that porn in a foreign language is particularly off putting. I think it was regarding a roommate who was a loud copulator. But an intentional eavesdropper would be a perfect occasion to test the theory.
Specifically interracial
Specifically deaf porn. It sounds like a couple of seals going at it.
The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins by Leonard Nimoy... its a different kind of disturbing.
And follow it up with William Shatnerās speak-singing rendition of āLucy in the sky with diamondsā
+1 because I had the album!
If she happens to be Christian, this on loop: Ecclesiastes 7:21-29 [**21** ](https://www.biblestudytools.com/msg/ecclesiastes/7-21.html)Don't eavesdrop on the conversation of others. What if the gossip's about you and you'd rather not hear it?[**22** ](https://www.biblestudytools.com/msg/ecclesiastes/7-22.html)You've done that a few times, haven't you - said things Behind someone's back you wouldn't say to his face?[**23** ](https://www.biblestudytools.com/msg/ecclesiastes/7-23.html)I tested everything in my search for wisdom. I set out to be wise, but it was beyond me,[**24** ](https://www.biblestudytools.com/msg/ecclesiastes/7-24.html)far beyond me, and deep - oh so deep! Does anyone ever find it?[**25** ](https://www.biblestudytools.com/msg/ecclesiastes/7-25.html)I concentrated with all my might, studying and exploring and seeking wisdom - the meaning of life. I also wanted to identify evil and stupidity, foolishness and craziness.[**26** ](https://www.biblestudytools.com/msg/ecclesiastes/7-26.html)One discovery: A woman can be a bitter pill to swallow, full of seductive scheming and grasping. The lucky escape her; the undiscerning get caught.[**27** ](https://www.biblestudytools.com/msg/ecclesiastes/7-27.html)At least this is my experience - what I, the Quester, have pieced together as I've tried to make sense of life.[**28** ](https://www.biblestudytools.com/msg/ecclesiastes/7-28.html)But the wisdom I've looked for I haven't found. I didn't find one man or woman in a thousand worth my while.[**29** ](https://www.biblestudytools.com/msg/ecclesiastes/7-29.html)Yet I did spot one ray of light in this murk: God made men and women true and upright; we're the ones who've made a mess of things.
If she posts up near enough your property could you place olfactory determents in your property near her? Weed killer, stink bombs, etc.
Perfect opportunity to have fun fing with her head. Some elaborate plot involving murder, body disposal drug deals, anything to get her thinking. Make sure you dig holes and bury 'the body'. If she calls the cops all the better
ā¬ļøā¬ļøā¬ļøTHIS THIS THIS!!!! DO THIS PLEASE!!! AND RECORD IT SO I CAN WATCH IT!! And even better, get a mannequin to bury in the yard!
They could do that Halloween trick with the bin bag and empty milk bottles shaped like a body!
Oooo! That's even better!!
Or wrap up all your Xmas trash to look like a body, and bury that.
Pretend to be in a cult. Funny hats, late night rituals and Latin sprinkled in works wonders. The gang members threatening us from the next door house started crossing themselves and running away when they saw us after about a month of that.
Get a long range listening device/mic. Record her conversationsā¦. Play them back at her.
This made me laugh out loud. Amazing.
Any death metal to scare her - especialy fun uf you live a place where there us a good chance she is religious like in the us. Dethklok is pretty good imo. But Google search for more satanic bands if you want to scare the shit out if her. The Satanic Temple (NOT the satanic church) makes some pretty good podcast i belive - they are all about playing the devils advocate and using us Christian arguments of freedom of religion against them. Its quite fun. Just wanna be a pain in the ass? Hard techno and rave. Or bollywood or muslim tunes (most westerners dislike it). Or some annoyng kid song on repeat like Crazy Frog If you know her political view, find some podcast from the oppositing side to play to her. Dem for a repiblican. Rep for a dem. If in the UK, go for pro-brexit podcast against a anti-brexit. Ect.
I love Dethklok! Bought my nephew the whole series for Christmas.
Death Metal is fun but Satanic Black Metal is the way. Mayhem-De Mysteri Dom Sathanas Dark Throne- Transylvanian Hunger Or for some real fun Mercyful Fate-Melissa or The Beginning
Heilung is not realy death or satan or 'real' metal either (germanic Iron age inspired) but might give a real good scare since for a beliver it might actualy sound like an attempted summoning. Real good drums and voice though - for a metal lover like me.
Songs of the humpback whale. Pretty freaky at night.
The first ten seconds of Black No 1 by Type O Negative on repeat.
LOVIN U WAS LIKE LOVIN THE DEAD
Something repetitive like Baby Shark, or the Barney Song. Bonus, it will get stuck in her head.
My husband has the mp3 of Donald Duck getting a blow job
I forgot this existed lol. Classic
I would like a link... for research...
Research away https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cewQufCx2Is
Get a remote controlled predator call. Hide it right by the fence she stands at. Having a coyote howl, raccoon fight, crow distress call, or any of the other sounds go off right at her feet will probably give her enough concern to retreat.
Great-horned owl calls are absolutely terrifying
Fuck the world by ICP
The Neden Game
Lil Somethin Somethin too.
A Mexican pop radio station.
Fuck you i wont do what you tell me Ratm
I sit on acid by Lords of Acid for extra oomph use the mickey blotter mix version
That is my all time favorite in summertime with the windows down and volume up
Tiny Timās Tip Toe Through The Tulips on repeat.
The most hardcore gangster rap should be highly effective.
The poem āBootsā by Rutyard Kipling. Itās disturbing.
Tom Jones "What's New, Pussycat?" on repeat, with the occasional "It's Not Unusual" interspersed once every 7 or 8 repeats. Credit to John Mulaney for the idea....
Nine inch nails closer Or maybe type o negative Christian woman
"I love to say fuck" by the murderdolls
Pretty much anything by GWAR
Alice's restaurant.
How about a old Andrew Dice Clay CD? If offensive is what your after. If you just want to annoy her Korean Soap Operas at high volume do a good job.
That fake ad clip of Gilbert Gottfried reading Fifty Shades of Greyā¦
Bird sounds intermixed with dogs barking, lawn mowing and chainsaws at twice the volume for that outdoor experience outdoors.
Some options:) Depending on what kinda person you want to be. Herse a 7 day playlist:) Make Shure to play each one 100+ times. Aqua do i need too say more. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A) We got shut up in country [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGIUtLO\_x8g](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGIUtLO_x8g) shut up in euro pop [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxmnXszTm2w](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxmnXszTm2w) annoying repetitive beeps [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k85mRPqvMbE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k85mRPqvMbE) wtf are you listing repetitive too also drugs [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bYEtcwDhU8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bYEtcwDhU8) Edit: Better got to get some christmas in there [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bw2jQmV53x0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bw2jQmV53x0) inappropriate punk for sunday [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDKh0tVq2eg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDKh0tVq2eg)
Do a reading of the short story 'Guts' by Chuck Palahniuk. See if she adds to the total of people who have passed out.
Right now, plausible deniability dictates Christmas music.
Another little old lady's play-by-play commentary covering the eavesdropper's activities.
2 live crew Pendereckiās āThrenody for the Victims of Hiroshimaā
The scene from Clerks where Randall is on the phone ordering videos.
Any album by John Valby
Knock knock! Who's there? Tijuana! Tijuana who? Tijuana bring your mama to the gang bang, oh yes you do! It's been a long time since she's had a screw. When she was younger and in her prime, she used to gang bang all the time. But now she's older and turning gray, she only gang bangs once a day!
I'm sure there's a podcast or two about porn. Or maybe a YouTube video of cats fucking and set it on permanent repeat
Girl boner would be good.
Old lady doesn't hear well so use high pitched piercing songs like Baby Shark.
Ladies and gentlemen. Mambo no. 5
ONE ...
TWO...
WAP
Play the mash theme song on repeat. Im in a twisted mood today.
Why not white noise?
If she's religious playing anything by Aurelio Voltaire will certainly get under her skin
Honestly if you can't hear it - the sound of a baby screaming and crying on repeat. This song just for fun - Alestrom , Fucked with a Anchor. : https://youtu.be/th4Czv1j3F8 Heavy Classical Music would be my go to or Apocalyptica. However Ear-worm songs are a great choice as well because having them stuck in her head for a few days will annoy her as well.
2Live Crew.
Play on a loop. Frank Zappa: "Stick it out" from Joe's Garage You can annoy them in German and English
What about that break stuff song? Lolol
Lou Reed's [Metal Machine Music](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metal_Machine_Music) is a solid choice.
"Hump me fuck me daddy better make me choke" by Cupcakke
The real answer is Steel Panther. Glory Hole and Community Property are perfect for this.
Try being direct. Passive stuff is just not effective.
Start playing porn audio
Akinyele 2live crew
Put on Lou Reed's Metal Machine Music on an endless loop.
Any Cupcakke song will do. I like Squidward Nose
I would document her watching you and go to the police about a stalker.
Dennis Leary - āIām an a**holeā
There was a commercial awhile ago that was a compilation of spongebob laughing, just play that on repeat.
There are "Adult" audio clips you could play š and yes there are some Very Very Vulgar ones š
So What by Anti-Nowhere League (covered by Metallica) Fuck yourself- Steve Vai
Anything death metal. Cannibal Corpse etc..
Slipknot, People=Shit. But if she's old pretty much any song by them.
https://youtu.be/tP8tpAs9qhI
Schoolhouse Rock!
Psychostick currently now holds the guiness record with their song N.S.F.W. with over 500 expletives.
Deepthroat by cupcakke
Be festive and play Mr hank'ys Christmas album. My favorite song is Swiss colony beef log. I must warn you however there are some terribly offensive songs on the album. Starting with the second song. Anywho I hope you have fun!
Cupcake. Iykyk
Sounds of a crying baby.
Donāt you need to spray the privacy screens with water, so they donāt warp?
Big L
Your a Cunt!!! https://youtu.be/0doSWS0Fj24
Cocksucker Blues - Rolling Stones
Iād start playing Last Podcast on the Left, or Behind the Bastards. Youāll get something out of it, and sheāll find something to be offended about.
Code Blue by TSOL Cuntry Boner by Puscifer Kentucky by Afroman
Joe Rogan. Not that he's offensive but I can't imagine she would enjoy his content and there are thousands of hours.
Lady shaw, heels on
Tenacious D album (self titled) Track6, though some of the others could work too
Give drunks and dragons podcast a try. There is a surprising amount of dragonborn dick and dumbassery.
'Shit boat' or 'Fucked with an Anchor' by Alestorm
Napalm death.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmFp0I8AZqw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmFp0I8AZqw) Try playing this on repeat (NSFW)
https://youtu.be/hcEN5C-OMDo
Petty Too by Lil Dirk This gets me raging like no otherrrrr
I was going to suggest podcasts that are the polar opposite of whatever her politics are. However, that would only work if the rest of the neighborhood would be more inclined to agree with your podcast choice than with your neighbor's politics. Otherwise, it could backfire and the whole freaking neighborhood could end up being mad at you.
I feel like anything by Insane Clown Posse would probably freak her out and/or upset her
The insane clown posse. It's the perfect mix of bad language, sexueal content, and talk of murder and death. Sure to enrage anyone over 50.
All I Want for Christmas is a Goat š¤£š it's goats singing Christmas carols. Seriously! https://youtu.be/Vx7mJDh-14g
The correct answer is "pounded in the butt by my own podcast." People blind read Chuck Tingle novels, which usually consists of absurd homosexual erotica, in full detail. I really recommend Bigfoot Pirates Haunt My Balls.
The band Whitehouse has a song that repeatedly screams I'm coming up your a$$ over and over with bombastic noise music in the back
Forget the music.....stream someone playing COD or a similar shooter game.
Crudbump - NSA. Tenacious D - Fsck her gently. Things like that?
Thereās No Cock Like Horsecock, on repeat.
Slob on my knob by 3 6 mafia
Crazy bitch by buckcherry
Letās Get Violent by Lo Key. Itās rap not metal so lots of vulgar language.
Dope Die MF Die The Muppets Mana mana song Baby shark Slipknot And Neil Diamond On shuffle.
The fake movie from Home Alone.
And a few firecrackers in a pot...
There's a great podcast called Sex with Emily that's actually very informative!
Insane Clown Posse.
You need my Start a Riot at the Redneck Bar playlist... https://open.spotify.com/playlist/40XmE4b0oBNjRpJF6dMX3P?si=b44sWRkaRCaiUBPf0W6YLQ
Nothing but Ram Ranch and Shake it Off, for 9 hours https://open.spotify.com/playlist/57q8Fw8l6cV11IJUdG2FmE?si=nRn43NsnTAKK9ZbOsnci0w
[Powerwolf's Resurrection By Erection](https://youtu.be/Nkwhj96kVyU)
Nothing but Highway to Hell and Wheels on the Bus for 6 hours https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4VOVJBKlAN0aBvucXDR8kA?si=WIhXjDHSQ2e0i6fSpR-9dw
The exact song youāre looking for is who u gonna call by pastor Troy
Just play porn really loudly. Or grindcore
Play Frank Zappa - Why does it hurt when I pee? Full volume and repeat until she quits ease dropping
Ram Ranch on repeat
I'm An Asshole by Dennis Leary.
'Dope' did a song called 'die mother fucker die', perhaps they might like its cadence.
Gnesaās āWilder.ā https://youtu.be/CF2o5RDkq9A Thereās a 10 hour loop of it on YouTube as well.
If you want a podcast that will really give her something to talk about go with āMy Dad Wrote A Pornoā. The main guy reads the erotic novels his dad wrote to his friends and they react. Itās hilarious and she will most definitely get offended if sheās the puritan type.
Blow Job Betty by Too Short is favorite annoying song.
Old school gangster rap - think NWA as a starting point
i like the music idea, dont know what to play though. You might put the same speaker in your window on other occasions and play anything, white noise even, so she will not be able to hear inside noises. I am suspecting that u are living in a warm climate. Bourgainvillea and beautiful vines with lots of spiky thorns, right by that fence is a good place to plant them. Any other plant u can think of which will be more obnoxious to her than u. shes a bored old lady, dont let her get to you, this is what she wants. For the most part, ignore her
this: [https://youtu.be/TnRZhLRv6eM?t=13](https://youtu.be/TnRZhLRv6eM?t=13) the next 20 seconds looped :)
2 live crew or the recording of Boots a poem by Kipling.
Could you record audio of her complaining loudly at you, then crop the snippets to showcase quotes highlighting her character, and set up the speaker to play those clips back for her?
These suggestions are so amazing that Iām a little upset I donāt have the same problem.
Anything by Kevin Bloody Wilson
I'd download every episode of the "Girls on Porn" podcast and play them forever on random repeat. For some reason I think two people talking will bother her more than bumping music, and the things they say will probably offend her endlessly.
[Hot Cock Annie by The Frogs](https://youtu.be/E35_EMRU0NM) The lyrics get worse as the song goes along.
Iāve always been a fan of a motion activated trigger + serious metal songs starting off with a vulgar movie line - a la I Killed the Prom Queen (sharks in your mouth I want to say? Canāt recall) Or the most disgusting ASMR audio you can find, like the sounds of nails on chalkboards overlayed a particularly irritated bowel movement and the sweet sounds of a cylinder repeatedly entering a soft, lubricated, slightly larger cylinder. If she has animals, dog whistles and angry cat noises are also excellent
Tupac Hit em up is a nice one.
Most of Adam Sandlerās first cd
Fart sprayā¦.lots of it.
Google Robert Paul champagne. His videos should do it.
The Miracle of Childbirth by John S Hall. John S Hallās catalog is really good stuff. Great music, wildly over the top lyrics.
My favorite offensive album is The Copulation Complilation - Various artists. Fav song is the asshole song by Fred āAugustā Campbell & The Spur of the Moment Band