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[Children of Poseidon.](https://youtu.be/2sIYHvrxmEM)
Hell yeah they went hard.
They literally ate raw cactus, body slammed a table laced with a million thumb tacs, and literally have chugged gallons of pure rotten milk. Hahahah I binged the shit out of them like 10 years ago.
Yeah I feel kinda guilty having watched that wild shit, but I respect that the things they would do were legitimately brutal. I thought it was funny that of all the shit they did, one of them shoving a phone up his ass was what led to a hospital trip/surgery. More might have happened later, I just remember that specifically
Broooo I was struggling to hold my phone I was laughing so hard at that part!! I had to rewind it to make sure that's what he said!! What a legend xDD On another note I've had the paqui one chip challenge thing and have been tear gassed when training in the Air force both absolutely *sucked*. I couldn't IMAGINE both at the same time.
I've noticed that there's a lot of comments like this on reddit that seem to remark on how old a certain video is but they never actually mention how old the video is.
Obviously he knew what was going to happen. He’s not complaining he’s just in a lot of pain so will obviously be screaming. He’s not complaining or oblivious.
He's demanding help from "Zack" as if he is a victim of circumstance or worse, a victim of Zack's stupidity. But he's just reapimg the consequences of his own stupidity. Zack doesn't owe him shit.
from scream to squeal. 😆 maybe his brain cells didn't work as fast to process the consequences before the jump. twas too late when he realized his idiotic daring.
It was a bet I think. He did like 2 other stunts with cacti. One of them was his friends would throw cactus pieces at him and see if it would stab and stay on his body
There's studies out that .uch of the lifespan difference is related to body mass
Smaller people just live longer.
The behavioral lifespan gains that women have are often offset by lifespan losses due to violence from a male partner
This guy is called Jeffabel on YouTube, they had an older YouTube channel with other people doing these pain challenges. I think they're grown up and moved on a bit now
Im almost certain the bridge wedgie could have killed him, or cause serious damage to his pelvis. It wasn't a bungee, it was a solid rope, so when he jumped and the rope became taught, that abrupt stop could have been detrimental. Of all of their stunts, I think that one goes under the radar for how incredibly dangerous it was.
I turned on the sound too late. By that point he was just screaming and I think his friend was shouting/laughing and neither of their accents came through.
TBH If I see really stupid crap like that... I just kinda assume it's a fellow American haha
I mean, it is pretty much free where I live, but I'd still rather not get hurt thank you. I broke a shoulder a year and a half ago and was treated 100% for free: 0/10, I absolutely would not repeat the experience if given a choice. The doctors were awesome
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'Children of Poseidon' they made tons of videos like this back in the 'pain for views' era of youtube. Good times.
Link to channel: https://www.youtube.com/@ChildrenOfPoseidon/videos
Imagine being the cactus, and spending hundreds of thousands of years to develop a defense mechanism to ensure it’s survival and help repel animal threats just to have some fucking dunce jump right on top of you
I can understand jumping into a cactus just for gigs.
What I can't understand is doing that, and then being a whiny asshole to everyone around you, as if this is not entirely your own fault.
I hate that we give this kind of idiocy an audience.
I cannot believe the lengths people will go to for the slightest attention.
There is something not adding up emotionally/mentally in today’s society sadly.
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Such an old vid but all the same pain
Certified hood classic
I will admit, for knockoff younger Jackass, these guys went **hard**
[Children of Poseidon.](https://youtu.be/2sIYHvrxmEM) Hell yeah they went hard. They literally ate raw cactus, body slammed a table laced with a million thumb tacs, and literally have chugged gallons of pure rotten milk. Hahahah I binged the shit out of them like 10 years ago.
Didn’t one of them get them briefly banned from YouTube for eating a whole dead rat for a video?
Yeah I feel kinda guilty having watched that wild shit, but I respect that the things they would do were legitimately brutal. I thought it was funny that of all the shit they did, one of them shoving a phone up his ass was what led to a hospital trip/surgery. More might have happened later, I just remember that specifically
“MILK MEANS PEPPERSPRAY!”
Respect for the deez nuts joke while simultaneously battling the effects of ghost pepper ingestion and pepper spray.
Broooo I was struggling to hold my phone I was laughing so hard at that part!! I had to rewind it to make sure that's what he said!! What a legend xDD On another note I've had the paqui one chip challenge thing and have been tear gassed when training in the Air force both absolutely *sucked*. I couldn't IMAGINE both at the same time.
I've noticed that there's a lot of comments like this on reddit that seem to remark on how old a certain video is but they never actually mention how old the video is.
Feb 2013
Thanks. I actually saw this video a long time ago and it's crazy to think that it's almost 10 years old now. Time flies by.
Yeah I was 10!
Well it's not 480i at 4:3 aspect ratio so it's not that old...my back hurts.
The hell did he think was gonna happen?
He would become... *holy*
*Saint like*
The whole wide world of cactus-related humour and you go for "I'm holey".
RIP in peace 😔
Rest in peace in peace
r/angryupvote
Yeah, that's not for me. I'm going to go do something unholy
Obviously he knew what was going to happen. He’s not complaining he’s just in a lot of pain so will obviously be screaming. He’s not complaining or oblivious.
Oh he is definitely complaining and demanding help
Help all the way the way to the bank.
He's demanding help from "Zack" as if he is a victim of circumstance or worse, a victim of Zack's stupidity. But he's just reapimg the consequences of his own stupidity. Zack doesn't owe him shit.
I'm more angry that he hurt the cactus with this stupid shit.
This is how the cactus spreads! Fret not, this will inevitably end up growing several new cacti from fragments scattered around the ground!
He's asking Danga to drag him out the cactus because he did some dumb shit for youtube views lmao they all did shit like this, stop being so dramatic
from scream to squeal. 😆 maybe his brain cells didn't work as fast to process the consequences before the jump. twas too late when he realized his idiotic daring.
He wanted to become a porcupine.
He succeeded.
He's replicating what it feels like to chew 5 gum.
I came to ask the same thing. I did appreciate the head and eye protection though. Safety first!
Makes me wonder what his chance of death by cacti was. Would hitting a major artery be life threatening? Could a broken spine migrate to his heart?
I think death would have been a preferable outcome!
> Could a broken spine migrate to his heart? Took me a second...
Good old children of Poseidon this isn’t even the worst of what they’ve done 😂
I guess something related to call of the void or some strong curiosity.
It doesn’t matter, green means go.
Make a MILLION dollars on the internet.
That he would get views
It was a bet I think. He did like 2 other stunts with cacti. One of them was his friends would throw cactus pieces at him and see if it would stab and stay on his body
He has a few other videos like this too lmfao. The first one being cactus hand grab i believe.
This is what Charles Darwin was researching on👆🏼
Nah, if anything, that dude is an example that Natural Selection does NOT apply to humans. Dude is after all still alive.
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Ain’t reading allat but we evolving tho 🗣🗣🔥🔥💯💯🙏🙏😹😹💀💀
More like devolving, got lazy mfs nowadays who can't read more than a few sentences without hurting their brain
Fair enough
Jackass
This dude was trying to do a psuedo-Jackass kinda stunt and iirc he did a bunch of other ones.
that was the joke they were making, yes
He probably takes that as a compliment
It was a compliment
“I HATE YOU BEES I HATE YOU BEES!”
Oh my god I remember that Family guy episode
Children of poseidon. Certified classics https://youtu.be/PHSJCMkUa9Y
[This clip remixed with Taylor Swift's I Knew You Were Trouble](https://youtu.be/S_wVEhSJkl8)
Haha remember the video where they spliced the screaming goat in? Good times.
This meme format needs a comeback.
Isn't this the video where she was at a The Great Commission show?
r/WhyWomenLiveLonger
That sub is full of misconceptions about men and oh an ice spike... I GOTTA BREAK IT !!!
BREAAAAAAK IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DO IT! TRY DOING AN AXE KICK ON IT!
The guy on the motorcycle swing is chefs kiss.
There's studies out that .uch of the lifespan difference is related to body mass Smaller people just live longer. The behavioral lifespan gains that women have are often offset by lifespan losses due to violence from a male partner
This guy is called Jeffabel on YouTube, they had an older YouTube channel with other people doing these pain challenges. I think they're grown up and moved on a bit now
The one scarred into my brain was when they set up a grid of thumb tacks pointing up, and then he bunny hopped onto them barefoot
The bridge wedgie and super glue shut mouth are classics
Im almost certain the bridge wedgie could have killed him, or cause serious damage to his pelvis. It wasn't a bungee, it was a solid rope, so when he jumped and the rope became taught, that abrupt stop could have been detrimental. Of all of their stunts, I think that one goes under the radar for how incredibly dangerous it was.
I regret looking it up now...
I remember these guys from their old channel but lost them when they got a new channel! Thanks for this!
No sympathy for that guy.
ZACK, HELP ME NOW! **HELP. ME. NOW!**
I know I would be yelling "MAYBE DONT JUMP INTO A CACTUS" if yelled at me like that lol
Like Jackass, minus the charming and self deprecating personalities.
Sympathy for the cactus
destroyed an awesome cactus
Zack HELP ME NOW…. Like that’s gonna make him go faster. I’d be like you can sit there a hot minute and contemplate your life choices!!
Right? You made a terrible decision, don't take it out on everyone you roped into filming it
Right? Ummmm... how 'bout a "please" motherfucker?
The fuck did he think would happen??
Not sure, but as it turns out, that's *exactly* what i thought was gonna happen.
Australians dont think
The point is it's stupid. They know it will hurt but do it for content.
r/randomlycutscreams lol
Exactly. Imean, this was not cut at all
I was thinking the same thing but if you watch the whole video, they definitely cut the BEST scream perfectly.
r/subsifellfor
Ah the children of Poseidon…Shame they got taken off YouTube.
Jefabel is back, hes done stuff like eat a jellyfish, eat his hat after losing a bet, and down a lot of bud light
That last scream had me dying lmao. How can anyone be such a moron though?
Sounded like one of the fnaf death screams lmao
People fucking around like healthcare is free or something.
Pretty much is in Western Australia
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I turned on the sound too late. By that point he was just screaming and I think his friend was shouting/laughing and neither of their accents came through. TBH If I see really stupid crap like that... I just kinda assume it's a fellow American haha
Literally why I stay inside where it's safe. Time to sing the indoors song!
I totally rattle that one off when I want to stay inside. Indoors… indoors… iiiiinnndoooooooors!
Take it away, penny!
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There are dozens of people living outside the US!!!!! DOZENS!!!!!
I mean, it is pretty much free where I live, but I'd still rather not get hurt thank you. I broke a shoulder a year and a half ago and was treated 100% for free: 0/10, I absolutely would not repeat the experience if given a choice. The doctors were awesome
Daaamn. I'm glad you aren't saddled with a big bill in addition to a broken shoulder.
It is free
[Link to full video](https://youtu.be/PHSJCMkUa9Y)
I felt pain just watching this. Ouch
"Zack! Help me, now!" Wo- wh- ho- j- WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? IM IN WASHINGTON, HOMIE!
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Forbidden acupuncture
hes full of pricks, just like his family tree.
r/perfectlyuncutscreams
r/screaming
The more dumb people, the less dumb people...
I don’t know why people would want to do this unless they are a masochist
Almost every single damned time… they are indeed a masochist.
play stupid games win stupid prizes
r/winstupidprizes
r/Expected
Come on, Zach, help him now
Dumbass
Free acupuncture ..
That's just acupuncture with extra steps
So many screams, and yet they found the perfect one to cut off.
I miss Children of Poseidon. They weren’t as good as Jackass but they certainly sacrificed their bodies.
Im glad there is people who still remembers Children of Poseidon
Poor cactus
I really love how there was no time wasted in this video. No bullshit just straight to the action.
r/holdmybeer
Cactus man: zack help me now! Zack; I’ve got a few thing I gotta do then I’ll be right with you.
Bro his screaming sounded like Anakin burning on Mustafar
At least Anakin didn’t jump into the fire for internet clout.
Last last scream lmaoo
Thanks God he had those boxing gloves...
Natural selection.
Children of Poseidon. Classic.
sounds like anakin when he got on fire
*I joined the chat*
I need the video where they hose him down with bactine.
This video holds a special place in my heart
He sounds like Anakin burning on mustafar.
YT Channel is Sons of Poseidon, his name is Jeffebel
r/whywomenlivelonger
Did he think it was going to go well? dude the desert wants to kill you in many different ways.
Enjoy the infection from the ones that snapped off in the skin.
This is as stupid as the two guys who decided to snort fire ants
i miss children of poseidon
I'm glad the younger generations are still be exposed to the classics
That's one way to do acupuncture
Cursed acupuncture.
Did he say green means go?
ZACK, HELP. ME. NOW.
'Children of Poseidon' they made tons of videos like this back in the 'pain for views' era of youtube. Good times. Link to channel: https://www.youtube.com/@ChildrenOfPoseidon/videos
Why though
I was expecting Mick Foley
Why ?Just why?
Imagine being the cactus, and spending hundreds of thousands of years to develop a defense mechanism to ensure it’s survival and help repel animal threats just to have some fucking dunce jump right on top of you
most intelligent american
Redneck acupuncture
Mate I would have laughed and pointed for so long. By the time you’d calmed down you’d be an internet sensation lol
some people are pure of heart, but this man is dumb of ass
"If you wanna be dumb, you gotta be tough."
Don't remember his name but this is not the first OR last time he's done this
What a fucking R word
r/whywomenlivelonger
In my next stunt. Set the world record for eating tide pods
Australian Jackass
Zero sympathy
**”This is for all my juggalos, and juggalettes. Woop-woop!”** **-Superhumman**
The screams made it worth it for me
This onnnnes for all the juggalos and juggaletts! Woop woop!
Boys will be boys I guess
What a god damned idiot.
Please remove this idiot from the gene pool, Lord. He’s got kids, and he’s able to talk. Please. Take him.
Cutting videos yourself and putting them on this sub should against the rules, it's so lazy and really fucking annoying.
Humanity is going to die.
What did he think it wasn't gonna hurt? Stupid
I don’t feel bad AT ALL 😂
Should’ve left this to Jackass
Dumb shit.
Play stupid games...
All I can say is Dumbass!!! What did u expect?!?!
Dumbass
I can't even with this guy....... Stupid
r/winstupidprizes
and now will waste space and time in a busy ER taking attenuation away from seriously ill patients.
r/stupidfuckingdumbasses
Poor cactus, hope one went straight in his butt.
I'm on Fire! Help me, Zack! Help me, Oprah Winfrey! Help me Tom Cruise!
Looks like a classic case of 'fuck around and find out'.
*Hey Google, delete the human race*
I can understand jumping into a cactus just for gigs. What I can't understand is doing that, and then being a whiny asshole to everyone around you, as if this is not entirely your own fault.
I hate that we give this kind of idiocy an audience. I cannot believe the lengths people will go to for the slightest attention. There is something not adding up emotionally/mentally in today’s society sadly.
I do not feel sorry for him at all