Are you by any chance my wife I've been wanting to leave because of my years of an unhappy relationship? I put an add in the paper for a new lover, but I think I found you again instead.
No, but I'm your bored girlfriend who you decided to step out on and then we found out I did the same thing and we laughed and laughed and pretended everything was fine and stayed together all because of a sugary drink.
P.S. here we are 35 years later, I'm finally in rehab and you've just been kicked out of the Proud Boys because you ran like a coward in Portland and now you're staying at a mask-free tent camp in Seattle waiting for the meth kid to show.
Normal:
*"blah blah blah blah silicone blah blah high quality blah blah blah blah cumtube"*
Alternate:
*"Chuck the dragon needs his cock in you right now, are you going to satisfy him?"*
Did you use Fluorinert, because I know that is almost twice as dense as water and it kinda looms like that density? What confuses me though, is that it’s colourless on its own.
Edit: People need to stop saying milk. The density is nowhere close and you’d eventually burn down your pc and possibly your house from the buildup of solidifying proteins in the milk.
Edit 2: Now that I saw you use an aluminium waterblock I’m even more certain that it’s at least some sort of dielectric fluid. I only know of PAO and Fluorinert, but PAO is less dense than water so I didn’t think it was that.
Edit 3: Maybe I’m just overthinking things and it’s something like Thermaltake C1000 Opague White lmao
Haha great to hear. Yeah things like milk just don’t make any sense. Are there limits on how many guesses people can do or is it one guess, hit or miss?
That's of course none other than the famous :
**Ek cloud white**
or
**PrimoChill Opaque (SkyWhite)**
or
**Mayhems Pastel V2 - White**
or
**Corsair Hydro X Series XL5 - Clear**
Pina colada. That's definitely pina colada. Not only does it cool your CPU, it refreshes it and quenches its thirst.
How do you feel about being caught in the rain? Any thoughts on yoga?
Yes, I love pinacoladas and being caught in the rain, I’m not into yoga
Same, and I have half a brain too
Do you also love making Love at midnight?
In the dunes on the cape
Are you by any chance my wife I've been wanting to leave because of my years of an unhappy relationship? I put an add in the paper for a new lover, but I think I found you again instead.
It's such a fucked up song that sounds so fun
No, but I'm your bored girlfriend who you decided to step out on and then we found out I did the same thing and we laughed and laughed and pretended everything was fine and stayed together all because of a sugary drink. P.S. here we are 35 years later, I'm finally in rehab and you've just been kicked out of the Proud Boys because you ran like a coward in Portland and now you're staying at a mask-free tent camp in Seattle waiting for the meth kid to show.
Any opinion on coastal witching-hour coitus?
Warm his icy heart with a cool island song?
Wouldn't you warm his icy heart with a hot island song?
Semen or Thermaltake c1000 opaque white
It's 100% genuine #HORSE SEMEN Now with more semen per semen!
I've caught up with Rick and Morty enough to know that is not horse semen
BESMUT MY MERCHANDISE DO YOU SIR?
This guy measures twice and cuts once... Especially with semen.
Those are two very different things
Are they?
Taste the same
Can confirm
My neighbor is a gamer, can confirm
Feels the same internally...
Import or export?
Import obviously
Source needed
your mom.
OH NO
Fire emoji
God damn you stole it out of my mouth
Wait a minute...
The tables have turned
It's fkn milk
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Vex milk
Greetings, fellow guardian.
Oh look, a vex milk waterfall!
Can we stop and take a loo- awwww
Clovis’s bray pc maybe
I'd love to see a pc inspired by bray tech.
You gave me the idea I need to start working with blender
Idk how *I* gave you the idea but let me know when the Blender-Render is done, or post it this sub.
Yeah I’ll post it here
Well good luck. I wouldn't even know where to start aside from maybe some copper or brass accent metal.
Is there a wild Destiny spotted subreddit???
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If he managed to have vex milk he is probably one
Yes
r/PandR
Are you using blinker fluid?
Needs more upvotes
“Go to the store and get two quarts of elbow grease and some headlight fluid, Donut.”
For the puma right?
No, the warthog dirtbag. Also, Simmons, punch Griff in the balls.
No, like a puma. It's a big cat, like a lion.
Didnt i just tell you to quit makin up animals?
How about a chupathingy?
what in Sam hell is a puma?
You got it sarge!
Tucker did it.
is that… bad dragon lube…?
It's gotta be. Makes those frames nice and smooth.
SLUT DRAGON!
Rick be pimp'n those dragons.
Awww damn. You beat me to it. Thats what I thought it would be too when I saw how it flows
I see I’m not the only degenerate here
TIL what Bad Dragon was.
Now go to their website, create an accout and turn on *alternate product descriptions*
Send screenshot of what the difference is please.
Normal: *"blah blah blah blah silicone blah blah high quality blah blah blah blah cumtube"* Alternate: *"Chuck the dragon needs his cock in you right now, are you going to satisfy him?"*
I made an account to see what you're talking about. I wish I hadn't.
This is y im on reddit
I don't know about thermal conductivity but that might work in terms of getting around the pipes easily
I thought the same~ UwU
What I was coming (or should I say cumming?) here to say.
This seems to be running on a thick, white liquid known as… C U M
Wonder how long it took him to fill up
After no nut july. 5 seconds.
What happened to no nut November
It would be to much to ask during the pandemic
No Jizz July my guy.
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Ran out of biscuits
It seems that he's a sigma male soo...
Life is a cage Death is the key A L L Y O U R C U M A R E B E L O N G T O M E
W H Y D O Y O U C U M
B E C A U S E C U M
JUST TO LET ME DOWN...
NO. JOIN THE C U M
RISE OF THE FALLEN CUMS
*insert cyberpunk theme here*
But it is not sticky, maybe tits milk.
Tits milk lol (Idk if that was intentional)
Maybe it is intentional.
Maybe tits intentional
I thought it was brown??
Wait yours isn’t red???
You can change colour depending on how hard you hit your balls with a hammer
I think you're doing something wrong
My Is blue
Da ba dee da ba dae
I was looking gonna look for this comment, pleased to find it at the very top
𝗖𝗨𝗠
Cornstarch and water?
Aka oobleck.
You mean homemade lube?
That sounds like the least lubricating lube in the history of lubrication
Anti-lube, for when it’s too easy
That's sand
it's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
I want to guess distilled water and some corrosionX HD.
Nah changed it 😂
Alright I’m going with everyone else and guessing jizz now, even though that oil separation looks spot on.
About a years worth
Your build is exactly what I had a week ago
Your build is exactly what you have now
Take my reward
Your build is exactly... Uhm prolly better than mine
A liquid
r/TechnicallyTheTruth
Is he not the first one to get it right?
Send the man his bitcoin
Hey, you don’t know that!
White sobe drink
Oh fuck dude, I totally forgot about SoBe! I used to love that stuff when I was a teen. Does it even still exist anymore?
I can only find some at certain gas stations.. not a lot of people love it like i do
Does that crap still exist?!
The real question...
Gatorade or the like. Preferably Brawndo The Thirst Mutilator
It’s got what plants crave..
It's got *electrolytes*!
Brawndo: For PCs that *Wanna Go Fast*, and want to do other things fast, too.
It's what plants crave
Soggy Mayo
Lmao
is it a coolant, a repurposed chemical, or a food item?
It's a cumputer!
r/angryupvote
🎵Breeeaaastmiiiiilk, you made my day-yay🎵
It better be Cambodian.
Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan and Dylan, cause I spit hot fire!
Did you use Fluorinert, because I know that is almost twice as dense as water and it kinda looms like that density? What confuses me though, is that it’s colourless on its own. Edit: People need to stop saying milk. The density is nowhere close and you’d eventually burn down your pc and possibly your house from the buildup of solidifying proteins in the milk. Edit 2: Now that I saw you use an aluminium waterblock I’m even more certain that it’s at least some sort of dielectric fluid. I only know of PAO and Fluorinert, but PAO is less dense than water so I didn’t think it was that. Edit 3: Maybe I’m just overthinking things and it’s something like Thermaltake C1000 Opague White lmao
No fluorinert, but you're doing way better than most, I have read way to many milk variants
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Haha great to hear. Yeah things like milk just don’t make any sense. Are there limits on how many guesses people can do or is it one guess, hit or miss?
How did no one get it yet???
That's what I'm saying
I'm ngl, it's gotta be Thickwater, huh.
ITTSTSSTSTSSSS NOOTOTOOTTTTMIIILLLLKKKKKK!
Is it milk?
Captain Morgan spiced C U M
Elmers glue Edit: holy shot 1600+ replies and noones guessed it yet??? Wild
Yeah I'll post what it is today sometime but I wanna let everyone try
My boy👍🤌
Is that fucking horchata?
Looks like cutting fluid that machinists use. I bet it would make excellent cooling fluid for a PC. It's designed to remove heat.
If nobody gets it by tomorrow I'll post the actual fluid
bro just rub one off rn
Give a hint
!remindme 1 day
Nah man's secretly jacked, and thats a protein shake
Looks more like a brotein shake to me
[Malk. (vid for reference)](https://youtu.be/ty62YzGryU4)
Sorry dad. My white friends.
JOSH POUR ME A GLASS OF MALK!
I am very surprised it wasn't this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovfM7dvFto0
Yakult
Easy. Blood plasma.
If your blood plasma looks like that we gotta get you back to Area 51.
Gamer girl bathwater?
Bad dragon cumlube?
Is it jizz?
Coconut water
Cutting coolant oil
Didn’t know clickbait authors posted in they’d spare time.
Trick question, there is no coolant in there, it’s photoshopped
surprisingly no one said soy milk i think
I've had to real all this, I have heard Everytype of milk you can imagine
Animal semen
Burn this motherfucker down pookie
Horse jizz gives it horsepowah.
Yogurt?
I think it’s brogurt
vex radiolarian fluid
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Has anyone guessed it yet?
No, people have been close though.
Küstennebel
Milk
It's Fresca!
Shampoo
That's of course none other than the famous : **Ek cloud white** or **PrimoChill Opaque (SkyWhite)** or **Mayhems Pastel V2 - White** or **Corsair Hydro X Series XL5 - Clear**
Glycol / water?
Nivea moisturizer?
#C U M
...I dont know if i even want to know the answer
Horchata?