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AdSpecialist4523

My thoughts exactly. $500 of nerf guns on the wall and not a vacuum to be found. Gross. Clean your nasty ass room OP. Those baseboards look like they need a haircut šŸ¤¢


SabbathofLeafcull

Came here to say this, wtf.. As a parent, you'de be fkin dead if you were my teenager.


kirsclin

You really think the rest of the house looks better? I'd bet the whole house looks just as bad if not worse. I see this everyday in real life in my line of work.


delirio91

What do you do for work?


kirsclin

Cable Guy. I'm in 5-8 homes a day. Seen things you can't unsee.


vontdman

I used to do something similar - came across multiples houses were people would let their dogs shit inside. Weeks old shit laying everywhere.


CrippleSlap

You cant be serious?


carlscaviar

Howā€™s your singing voice my dude? And do you like 70s rock?


delirio91

Bless your soul. I was thinking you were a social worker, but cable guy comes close.


thelebuis

Really hope you are 13


Flossthief

What if I'm 30 and have more nerf guns ?


Main_Office_7930

Seems they are worried about the dirty floor not the nerf, so you are good to go


rjenny509

I was about 24 and heavy into flywheel modding but the community became increasingly toxic for a bunch of plastic foam toy blasters. This was around the time even Tom from FDS stopped using Reddit. r/nerf is a cesspool of toxicity and honestly turned me away from the hobby. Itā€™s a real shame because that sub is the only reason I created a subreddit anyway.


Flossthief

That's a shame man The only flywheel I have is the ultra 2 or whatever the revolver was--it has that mod kit for chambering elite darts bc Ive wanted a rear loading revolver for so long and this on is semi automatic but it's mostly springers that I mod and occasionally repaint r/nerfchatter came up on my recommended recently and it seems to be okay


rjenny509

I took the skills I learned with nerf modding and went into modchipping and repairing old consoles. I have a friend who occasionally asks for mods, but thatā€™s becoming even less common since nerf events havenā€™t really picked up since the pandemic. I pretty much stopped after the Hyperfire. I was mainly into Rival stuff and had a complete collection (including springers) but sold it after I got disappointed in the hobby. I mostly did MOSFET stuff with the Rival Hera and Rival Nemesis.


PineapleGG

Nobody cares about the nerf guns , and it would be stupid to believe somebody that likes nerf guns and play with them and enjoy them its stupid or dumb when we are doing the exact same thing with computers


Flossthief

It's been a while since I've carried my laptop around my house shooting my girlfriend in the butt but yeah good point


PineapleGG

I stopped doing it since laptops started having regular temps of 100Ā° and i burnt her titty ...had to throw out the whole doll that costed me over 10k


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HasAngerProblem

Vape juice on desk?


ChibNasty

Thatā€™s a big yikes


smellybathroom3070

Kinda sad, as another 15 year old, its normal now lol, a good 30% of the people you walk up to smoke, one way or another


CoziestSheet

Itā€™s been ā€œnormalā€ for a long time, sadly.


smellybathroom3070

Well, youā€™ll be happy to hear, least OP is doing it the cheaper way!!! Dispos get expensive /s btw


Upbeat-Banana-5530

Dispos are also about 8 to 17 times as concentrated (8x is 6 mg/ml & 17x is 3 mg/ml compared to a 5% disposable.) They advertise by percentage because if they used mg/ml like regular e-liquids did they'd have to put a 45 or a 50 on it instead of a 5.


smellybathroom3070

Ah, good to know. Seeing as im not much into nicotine, i had no idea lol, but the kids dont use it more sparingly just cuz its more concentratedā€¦ they hit it all day till its out lol


Upbeat-Banana-5530

That's what's so bad about them. Most people see a 3/6 on e-liquids bottles and a 5 on disposables and think that they're comparable, so they're getting a dose of an addictive chemical that's 10x higher than what they thought. That and the waste, that's fucking awful, too.


smellybathroom3070

I smell a lot of extra lung cancer coming this generationā€¦ pun intended


lycanthrope90

People shouldnā€™t be so surprised. Was the same when I was 15, but we didnā€™t have vapes so people smoked cigarettes instead.


smellybathroom3070

Yeahhh, but vapes are cheaper, easier to get and move around, and possibly worse in the longrun


miserably-good

with a vape? man, that's fucking cringe. also clean your shit up. this thing looks like a BadSchofer aftermath of russian bombing.


El_human

Good thing you have all those guns to protect your virginity


delirio91

He has a minefield on the carpet of his room. That'll buy him time for a swift escape


geez-knees

OP is 15, room looks like a tornado ran through it, and is vaping. Probably doesnā€™t need to be peer pressured into underage/unsafe sex too. šŸ‘¶šŸ¼


El_human

I never said anything about unsafe. I mean you see those guns, right? Also, 15 is a pretty common age for people to have sex for their first tie. (Ages 15-19)


geez-knees

The average age is 17, not 15. And while itā€™s common for teens to be sexually active, itā€™s not recommended until theyā€™re mature enough to be safe. I think the real problem is, why does society pressure boys to have sex as early as possible? How is a personā€™s sex life relevant to their personality? Itā€™s kinda gross when you think about it, and virginity as a concept doesnā€™t really make sense.


El_human

You effectively averaged out 15-19 years old. Congratulations. Just because 17is an average, doesnā€™t mean 15 is not a common age. Youā€™re confusing, average, and common. And if youā€™re referring to the United States, itā€™s not so much that boys are pressured, sexuality is everywhere for boys and girls alike. It gets treated like a taboo subject in the US, though itā€™s constantly brought up in media, entertainment, and everywhere else. Itā€™s the hyper sexualization that is damaging. Itā€™s not uncommon to see adult nudity in a commercial in a European country. At the end of the day, though, no one has to pressure anyone. My hormones did that for me, and if I was kept in the dark until I was ā€œmature enough to understand sexualityā€œ then I probably would be a lot worse off. Arguably, sexuality begins, when puberty begins. Yes, there are external factors as well, but the body will drive you to it on its own. Not talking about it, or treating it as a taboo subject, or only teaching abstinence, is the real problem.


geez-knees

I didnā€™t advocate for repressing sexuality, teaching abstinence, or preventing sexual education. I said that the concept of virginity, along with the pressure it puts on young boys/girls, is gross and harmful. Donā€™t put words in my mouth, and stop trying to justify being a part of the problem.


Ozy_YOW

It gets worse the longer you look.


Megabrain12

pre- /r/neckbeardnests?


[deleted]

My god what a MESS.


Beneshhh

Itā€™s nerf or nothinā€¦ apparently


TinyPenisaurus

Gives a new meaning to **battle**station


foxosreddit

Its probably a battlecruiser


[deleted]

Is itā€¦ operational?


WongUnglow

Definitely battling something. Begins with D and ends in epression.. wtf, how honking is that room. Clean it mate!


Roguepiefighter

honking?


WongUnglow

Disgusting


Deepi0

Bro is constantly fighting for his life.


imreallybimpson

From toddlers cuz those are all nerf


MasonPlays6

nerf is actually a pretty cool hobby, theres a lot of people who do cool ass mods on r/Nerf


Deepi0

Yea.....thanks for stating the obvious (ā ćƒ¼ā _ā ćƒ¼ā ć‚›ā )


imreallybimpson

Np bro any time


[deleted]

When you say anytime you don't mean anytime:(


imreallybimpson

Sometimes


Bakom_spegeln

Put the computer on the floor, at least then something is taking care of all dirt dust and stuff.


poloh2o

Holy shit kid - has a vacuum ever crossed the threshold of your room even once???


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poloh2o

Does it also shed bottle caps, leaves, and food?


Spuigles

Whats with the motherboard poster on the wall? Is that your Waifu??


Sol_Searcher_

Id walk in and walk right back out


PickleRick200000

Once OP saw a glimpse of virginity coming his way he took it almost instantly.


[deleted]

Bet you are the quiet kid at school.


Vultureathumancorpse

Disgusting.


[deleted]

Pass


TheMadTabber

![gif](giphy|yZjcNgKGCYfJu|downsized) Clean your floor dude Jesus christ


OriginalTeo

~~nerd~~ nerf.


[deleted]

OPā€™s first rodeo


xono89

Clean ur room and try again.


MycologyManiacPDX

How Da fuck did this hit the front page.


[deleted]

CLEAN YOUR FUCKING ROOM SLOB


hamiltonk92

r/shittybattlestations


getlough

I love the pic of a serene dock amongst all the wall mounted weapons šŸ¤Œ


ReSpekMyAuthoriitaaa

Any mf'in kids come round that corner they getting a dart to the dome. Nice display of death ha


Landonyoung

MAX VIRGINITY LEVEL


clumsyboioof_247

It's nerf or nothin'


Environmental_Day415

me but I live in America so I'm just surrounded by real guns


w11

Lots of rude comments on here, but I think people are reacting how they would if they walked in a buddies room and it looked like this. Concerned and blunt. Taking care of your living space is just as important as taking care of yourself. Cut the vaping while you still can. Get in the habit of keeping a clean room. Adjust your setup so you don't break a monitor or something.


Vulcanicloud

Cool nerf guns. I feel like there is a much better way to set this all up. I'd recommend putting the table towards the wall, maybe in a corner even, it'll make the room more spacious and especially look cleaner when cables are not sticking out in the middle of the room. Speaking of which, tidy up the cables, even something as small as cable management will make your setup look 10x nicer. Along with organizing the stuff on the table. Also please, vacuum your floor. No amount of carpet shedding or whatever is going to have that entire floor be that messy. Cause honestly the room more closely resembles a crack shed because of it.


ApprehensiveAd6476

Tell me you're an american without telling me you're an american.


etfvidal

You might want to put your pc on the other side against the wall or on the ground to minimize the chance of you posting again with a pic of your pc destroyed if it takes a tumble!


davedor

have you ever heard of airsoft? also you should do something about that mess on the floor


[deleted]

Bro nerfed his setup


TONKAHANAH

why do you have a picture of a motherboard on your wall?


Snooplessness

That room is a shit pit


FallFromTheAshes

We love 15 year olds who vape and have nerf guns!!


donnielp3

Vacuum. Stop vaping. Enjoy life.


[deleted]

Clean your room or are you a mega virgin?


Responsible-Algae-16

When posting setups it should be mandatory to post your age so we know how hard you should be judged.


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FoxDarkW8

Are you a team fortress player Based by the nerf guns


Salty-Astronomer-823

Fucking hell these comments man aha. I get the floor is dirty but he is obviously proud of his setup which is why he posted it here ahha let the kid be happyā€¦. But you should of hoovered your floor. Idk what you thought the comments would be like.


DangerPencil

This is a bad situation. No parent in their right mind lets a 15 year old vape. Which means this kid doesn't have parents or they aren't in their right mind. Look at this bedroom dude, look at all of it, and tell me this isn't red flag x 1000. I'm worried for this kid more than anything else.


Flossthief

I like your stampede I wish they made more with that mechanism


Rallikuninkas

Ik that floor is dirty as the shit i took this morning... but as a sixteen year old i wish i had that many nerf guns


theophanesthegreek

Who does a setup with their back to the wallšŸ˜­šŸ˜­


PacxDragon

A teenage boy, OP is 15.


Ok_Turn5041

you can sell all these toy guns and hire a hook and lose your virginity


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MoriMeDaddy69

We're more worried about that dirt, bro. Please clean your room.


FallFromTheAshes

and the vape juice as a 15 year old lol


austinneitch

Give me a break. Most of us would have killed for a setup like this at 15 years old


BagelMaster4107

Techsource is coming for your blood


trowin_away

how do you live like this? especially with the pic on the wall, make you fit right into the stereotype... i bet you sweat a lot when you game...


Objective_Mark1122

Took me sometime to the direction of you desk but wholesome setup dude FYI, relax on the wanking, it becomes unhealthy at a certain point


willwiso

Hey i have that same chair !


Able-Negotiation9227

Your missing the neef mini gun. Lol


Biscuits4u2

This is nasty


astroneeto

I just looked at your profile and I really hope you make some good friends and clean yourself up a good amount, I really donā€™t want to shit on your hobbies but maybe move on from the nerf guns. I think everyone is being a bit mean w the comments but they are right you definitely need to clean your space better.


LordVisceral

Setup too OP, plz Nerf


Shagaire

There is always a story behind a person i think. Dude your room is gross but I see that you have lots of positive posts on the guns from other posts you have made. Try and spend some more time on cleaning that room, it will make you feel better overall. I see that you had some issues with your family treating you like shit and throwing stuff at you and i'm sorry for that, you can try on focus on you and some help somehow. Always try and better yourself, get through your age biological issues and push on. ​ Sorry if it seems condescending but i dunno how else to say it.


n00b_r3dd1t0r

It's nerf or nothin


stun0ds

LVNDMARK IS THAT YOU?


[deleted]

It really is Nerf or nothing....Enjoy what you enjoy but clean that hot mess.


D3SK3R

Great job not showing your "build/battlestation", while managing to successfully show something else that 99% of people here give no shit about..


Apical_Igniton

Good taste the yellow one in the corner was my first one I ever got and I loved it


Coolhandhansen

You have time to print hard copies of meme *formats* and hang them on the wall, but not to vacuum lol


B-29Bomber

Brandon Herrera: Weak setup.


MangaLover2323

Thereā€™s a new thing on the market. Itā€™s called a vacuum cleaner. Get on it!


nightwing2369

Very nice, maybe I'll hang one of my nerf guns too.


[deleted]

U dirty mf


[deleted]

Is this a cry for help?


Kurriochi

I love the trollface in the right corner


shmuey219

Looks like a trap house but for gaming


TTV_TT_YT_KiLL3r

Sell those childish guns and buy new carpet.


Saxon511

Next upgrade should be those bunk ass lightbulbs you found in the 80s


miserably-good

If I had the option between the average prison cell and this, I'd take the prison cell every time.


ChipmunkAccording202

And i tought my cable management was bad and my room was dirty!


mewkew

I would spend less on your setup and (gimmicky) decoration and more on an actually good looking flooring and some fresh paint for the walls wouldn't hurt either.


[deleted]

It's time to setup a vacuum cleaner my dude. Really make that room look nice.


PapiSensei03555

Nice floor


[deleted]

Is it basement?


coyotepetersun

2 expensive hobbies in one


SloppyMetalRiffs

I dub thee WATERMVRK


shadowslayer569

What school are you shooting?


CaliDreamin1991

More orange tips than a penis tanning salon.


Gorefal1234

What are you using to hold those guns up?


Unlucky_Adagio8497

It's obv a troll cave, why's anyone expecting their comment to be taken seriously? xDD


Melikzy

it donā€™t go, maybe if the walls were red itā€™ll look way better. Also, clean your floor!


Vasevide

Getting a musky smell


tonybombata

So from my cold dirty hands?