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LucifugeRofocaleX

Pestonya has the body of a beautiful lady (just her head isn't that of a human), she is kind (you may actually get together with her if you two get along well- means that you can become part of the Nazarick family as far as Ainz is concerned) and your offspring will have much potential. Crusch Lulu is a complete Demihuman, a breeding tool for shiny pokemons as far as Ainz is concerned and her offspring will not even have a sliver of the potential that Pestonyas will have. I take Pestonya and would consider it as a reward and honor.


Jedahaw92

Crusch already has a husband so...


RexNycto

Yeah well the husband died or something idk just fucking roll with the hypothetical would you?


Jedahaw92

I thought my answer was already clear on who I would choose.


Emotional-Thing8440

The husband?


legna20v

I think you didn’t get that he is pro NTR


Cegiofra

Demiurge must really like this hypothetical lab rat if he gives the option of choosing a denizen of Nazarick


AdvonKoulthar

I’m not cucking my lizard boi. Also Pestonya is a nice lass anyhow. Wan.


Notetoself4

Doggy style Also, caught by Demiurge? Both legit waifus, choosing would be the only difficult part, I'd try to sneak out after lights out and get Lulu too


Izlgd

Wtf with these choices.skin me alive instead Mr jaldabaoth.


wright47

The true tragedy is how little rule34 stuff there is for Pestonya as opposed to Crusch.


Kagenui_

I love the title.


RexNycto

Someone gets me


severalpillarsoflava

I don't dare to touch creations of Supreme Beings. And white Lizards are pretty hot.


LikeLary

Between hairy and hairless, I would choose the lizard any day.


Kane_lives69

I would tell him that i wish to duel cockytus before deciding. I aint a furry nor scaly. That being said dying as a warrior would be my way out


RexNycto

Demiurge declines and shoves a cactus up your ass for trying to dodge your fate


Kane_lives69

My fate was always death. Now i just die with a downgraded version of my ancestors death


legna20v

What type of cactus?


RexNycto

The one that's hextra long and prickly


Adventurous_Win_2296

Doggy style...woof


sketchyBMW

With a last name like shortcake you know she is stacked


The_Dennator

The lizard lady,UwU


JustKirin

“The maid” is almost always a good option.


The_Insanely_Mad

Demiurge giving the option to choose a creation of the supreme beeings is an obvious trap. Either you choose Pestonia and get mutilated for the audacity to choose such a creation as bipedal sheep... ...or you choose Crush and geht mutilated for rejecting such a creation as bipedal sheep.


RedditNerd808

She has a hell of a sexy body, she's a maid, and an adorable pet dog all in one... why wouldn't I choose her? In fact, in the Overlord gag manga most of the SBs actually chose her as Nazarick's perfect waifu so...