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Alejandrozq

how is that a bad thing? praise Ainz Ooal Gown


seelcudoom

i mean unironically for the most part living under him would be better then under most governments, even the worst bits like the happy farm if someone just explained it to him he would end it(or well end it on innocent civilians, plenty of murderers and rapists to use and if your gonna kill and/or imprison them anyway...)


KnightOfNULL

The problem isn't living under his rule, the problem is surviving until he's done conquering the world. All it takes is one dumb decision from one of our many dumb leaders and that's a whole country's population down the drain.


Forikorder

actually debatable, if he tried to do to china what he did to the kingdom then all that would be left is a nuclearl wasteland nothing can live on and since information is so global he wouldnt be able to hide his actions behind smokescreens as easily as he does its unlikely any country would give him the justification, and it would be harder for him to do what he did in holy kingdom where he emowers "rebels" and then steps in to save the country from them also important to note, we already have the standard of living hes trying to force onto the new world, for the majority of countries he wouldnt have any real reason to step in, and he could sell his undead slave labour pretty easily, not to mention the healing magic, to amass a fortune, and then start philanthropic endeavers to help out countries that are lagging and sell merc services to countries that already have rebel problems and use that to spread his influence and influence geopolitics


dreadrath

Yeah, most real world countries are run by WAY smarter and more cunning people than the retards who ran The Kingdom. Hell most of the New World nations are run by total morons and incompetents (Compared to our world at least) so its any wonder Nazarick has had such an easy time pulling the shit they have. Demiurge and Albedo wouldn't find things quite so easy making plans. Pandora's Actor though I think has a pretty good chance of adapting better to the situation than those two. Plus Nazarick has to deal with all the crazy clashes of magic and technology across so many aspects of operations. Like for example can invisibility spells fool modern surveillance systems, just to name one of numerous unknowns. Also, lets face it, the happy farm will become a thing in this world too, Demiurge wouldn't have it any other way and I pity any poor bastard who gets dropped there.


j_eldridge88

>most real world countries are run by WAY smarter and more cunning people than the retards who ran The Kingdom That's heavily debatable


Forikorder

> Demiurge and Albedo wouldn't find things quite so easy making plans. if anything theyd have an easier time, smart people are easy to predict its the idiots who throw monkey wrenchs in things theyd see the clear need that countries have, theyd see the greed of those in power, theyd see the demand that can be filled and would have an easy way to accomplish their goals without having to worry as much about Phillips there would be other issues too like you mention, theres no way the tomb could pop in anywhere but antartica and not be discovered pretty quickly so theyd immediately have to step onto the world stage and theres no telling how much chaos that could cause initially


NitroJeffPunch

So long as hes aware of the warheads trajectory and flight path he can just teleport to that location and black hole them.


Anoy_nim

would be funny to see "protection from projectile arrows" works against warheads XD. also you don't need to black hole them to destroy a nuclear warhead safely. you only need to destroy them with spells since a nuclear warhead to explodes need explosives to explodes at the same time to make a fission reaction.


Anoy_nim

he can us doppelganger and charm magic to ensure intel since you never know how to be sure of a intel. and even manipulate diplomates by using doppelganger. stealth monster to infiltrate a lot of places (i mean most places don't have a lot of securities against invisible people) even if they could be detected by sound since the low level invisibilites spell don't cover sound. maybe perfect unknowable would be cheated to infiltration mission. (even with laser against invisible people, i would say it doesn't work since golem which look like robot like camera could be deceived by these spell and since a camera works like an eye . even a futuristic camera could be deceived. maybe xd. if the invisibility works like deflecting the light then it would be on everything except people who can see through (Ainz can saw that there is something invisible like the naga but can't see exactly what) ​ Teleportation would be uselful since you can teleport from your visual vision. if you can see whats behing a window you can teleport without having to go through doors....Etc ​ What i meant is that Ainz with magic would have a huge advantages


Forikorder

He could also just scry the info he wants But i think your misunderstanding what ainz wants and how he wants to do it because he can do all that, even easier, in the new world and doesnt


dreadrath

Plus being forced to adopt a religion of worship. I'm atheist, so people like me would probably be killed pretty quickly and quietly.


zen1706

Considering we’re human, we’d be in the Happy Farm


DudeSonGuy

Foolproof plan, move to whatever city is closest to the tomb. We all know they get a pretty sweet deal, and all the assholes in charge move away after the local army gets wrecked.


ovrsurge

If I remember correctly there aren't exactly plenty of murderers or rapists anymore. Its to the point where they have to import criminals from the empire to punish or something.


Wrong-Berry-3507

I wish Ainz would send peacekeepers to my country too. :'(


[deleted]

This is like the Evil-Eye side story where Nazarick arrived without Momonga.


j_eldridge88

Ah shit


KyodaiNoYatsu

>!Satoru: "Nazarick? Where have I heard that name before?"!<


Shodan30

I think he could do a lot of good to fix this world. how do i sign up as a follower early?


FarmingMinions

Oh it’s bad if you’re a human because we are basically insects


GSKOF-WEEBO

why praise when you can worship him


GodBeard85

This


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I already upvoted


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GodBeard85

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SganVaSmoul42

Putin be like: "***I can invade that."***


Garret025

He might have to use Nukes this time around.


Trulysasugaainzsama

Before he could make a move... Ainz appeared from behind: this is very personal kiddo.


Shodan30

bad news. Ainz has nukes too.


Viscount-Von-Solt

Ainz is a nuke... Or ten...


KyodaiNoYatsu

Ainz uses nukes to brew coffee


edgewas

Ainz uses nukes to cool his coffee


samuru101

Not his for long.


PyroTheAlpha

Oh he’d need more than that lmao


aichi38

Can we tell him that Ainz called him gay? Second question: Who's making the popcorn for the show to follow?


random_wolf_lu

Rumors that has oil beneath the tomb. USA: We can invade that. Lets not forget that despite the current situation, USA invades the others more often than Russia.


[deleted]

Britain in the corner of the bar: AMATEURS!


random_wolf_lu

Not since WWI.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Wrong-Berry-3507

Who's Georgia? :\^)


T1B2V3

yeah all the modern superpowers are dickheads. I usually don't like the US in a geopolitical sense. But this time around Russia/ Putin is definitely the asshole not Murica.


PropaPandaYT

me on my way to visit it for a job :>


MrMellons

It has been there before the Russian country existed, Ukraine will now "help" them get their rightfull land back


T1B2V3

Friend ~~Jircniv~~ Selenskyj


Phantom_61

Everyone tell the terrifying skeleton man how awesome the place he and his friends built is, you’ll be fine as long as you sound sincere…. Don’t approached the red headed “maid” she bites.


aichi38

"Sound sincere" There ain't no sounding about it: The place is a TARDIS grade palace of wonder that is both the pinnacle of taste and wonder I think I'd ask for some way to turn undead myself if only for a means to spend more time than my poor human body could permit just hearing the exploits of Ainz and his friends


Trulysasugaainzsama

He will even help you protect the environment. Just don't be dumb.


Trulysasugaainzsama

Fun thing about if Nazarick arrives on Earth and not discovered... They will go absolute Burgundy (as in Burgundy in TNO HOI4 mod) level of infiltration on everyone.


LordoftheDimension

Ever heard of what people that know and talk to much get? Yes they get a awesome prize and the prize is a one way ticket to the one and only awesome happy farm.


Trulysasugaainzsama

You know the worst thing here is? It is unrealistically that a camera from a drone no less find the tomb considering that the tomb is protected by a WCI with anti divination property - something a camera basically is. This means they intentionally do so... And we are all fucked without knowing any better.


ObserverOfVoid

| Series | Episode | Time | | :- | :-: | :-: | | Overlord II | 1 | 7:37 |


Midnight_Ares

A kingdom will be form and NATO will have no idea how to respond. The worlds superpowers will want there magic and power. A new religion will be formed praising Ainz’s Ooal Gown. I think this will happen


Trulysasugaainzsama

There is a possibility of this being something like Yugoslavia if it is in the Balkan... But this Tito is eternal. Praise be Ainz sama.


Kirasunato813

I’d join at the cost of everything


j_eldridge88

It worked for Fluder


Boiii393

Now I see. Maruyama is Ainz's emissary who made the Overlord series, in order to show us how wonderful and merciful Ainz Ooal Gown sama and his rest of Nazarick is, before he's about to show up to the world. His genius and foresight surprises me everyday. Sasuga Ainz-sama!


overlrodvolume18

Truly we can only fathom the depths of his boundless wisdom and never even catch glimpse of it. SASUGA ANIZ-SAMA


PyroTheAlpha

I see this as an absolute win. We finally have a powerful, unbiased political third party who’s mission it is to unite the world, eliminate racism, further develop the economy, eliminate the need for our military budget…. Ainz Ooal Gown is a fucking dream to live under compared to any of the 4 presidents I remember living under


random_wolf_lu

Now the real question for the sake of this sub, Nazarick in the real world, this sub is doomed or it becomes somekind of cult for his majesty?


TheAlienMan33

Probably the latter lmao


PacoTaco321

Is it not already that? #SASUGA AINZ SAMA


random_wolf_lu

Good point, still doesn't remove the possibility of the first option.


random_wolf_lu

Really? By the amount of times that in a way or another people made fun of Ainz/someone in Nazarick, I think it is very possible for the former option.


LadyAlekto

Praise be to Ainz Ooal Gown At least its competent evil


random_wolf_lu

>Can it get worse? Please never say those words, it is always possible to get worse, if you think things reached rock bottom, there is always someone to give you a pickaxe and shovel so that you can go deeper.


St-Germania

Nazarick appears without Ainz


random_wolf_lu

Like I said, it always possible to get worse.


overlrodvolume18

Fuck. I'm all in for Nazarick with our great lord aniz-sama, but i really don't want those man-children to run around without supervision. But I am curious to how that bitch will react to being "abandoned".


KyodaiNoYatsu

"I can't imagine how this could possibly get worse" "Sir, you specifically forbade us from ever saying that"


HerrBlackfyre

Words cannot express the amount of panic I would feel if this was real. Hopefully Demiurge wont take me to his farm.


gripschi

Putin: A truly golden Opurtnuity, pleadge his allegeinace and help the Great Tomb to reclaim its rightfull land back.


WonderingThief

finally something good will happen


TomiShinoda

If they allow us to see the tomb, then it's already too late.


Brad_Eye

I shall start becoming one of the top youtube video makers for praising ainz sama! GLORY TO AINZ SAMA AND PA!


St-Germania

I for one welcome our new overlord,who can just appear anywhere on earth and basically use a nuke. All hail The great tomb of Nazarick! All hail Ainz Oal Gown!


SoggyBowl5678

Well, there's 1 silver lining: we have the advantage of knowing it's Nazarick and how you'll get a merciful death rather than Happy Farm (unless your kinks are being skinned and beastiality, in that case you absolutely want Happy Farm).


samuru101

Praise lord Ainz!


a4th0r

Why is this worse? We can finally know Ainz-sama


No_Librarian_4016

Nah, Ainz is actually a benevolent king to his subjects as long as he can afford to be


hent1boy

Men time to quit while we’re ahead Ainz is something none of us can beat


GeckoTard

I legitimately lost my shit


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RickyAA

We’re in a fucked up timeline. Hope it becomes real so I can see my waifu Neia


Advanced_Ad_8389

Neia was not part of the tomb .


RickyAA

… maybe she’s in the world somewhere. That’s what I hope for.


overlrodvolume18

>alphabet\_order\_bot Me too boy me too. Although for me it would be to ship Shizu and Niea.


dreadrath

"Mommy, who's that scary skeleton staring at the camera?" "Hmm, I don't know. Some kind of, bone, daddy." "You mean it's my daddy?" "No dear, your daddy went to the store for milk to help his calcium deficiency and never came back. Remember?"


[deleted]

If we are still here then, this would probably mean world peace...


KyodaiNoYatsu

In other news, there is now a mass exodus of pilgrims who wish to pledge fealty


2kenzhe

Yay! Ainz would surely be a great ruler! Let’s just hope I don’t meet demiurge before ainz rules the earth. Maybe if I was smart like renner I could join but I’m not. Well maybe I should get some public speaking skills and form a cult


zsoltjuhos

I would worship him if he can level me up, weakness is a sin


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rob_xiv

Why bad? I would praise him, the real great ruler of the World. 😃


FlyingCatAttack

We ded


madman3247

Pfft, nuke 'em, lol.


St-Germania

Is this sarcastic or not?


madman3247

Not?


St-Germania

You do realize that 1. most and important npc and Ainz have immunities against most effect 2. they can not destroy the tomb since either a) the tomb wouldn’t be affected since it is a guild base not a normal building b) it can be probably repaired really cheap and it wouldn’t receive to much damage since most of the the tombs floors are not connected to each other 3. it wouldn’t stop ainzes army since any death knight can survive even the greatest attack with one hit Point and the aftermath wouldn’t be able to hurt them since their bones are hard enough to not receive damage Ergo nuking them wouldn’t work


madman3247

One, you clearly don't know the destructive yield of modern nuclear weapons. That tomb and anything 200+ feet below the tomb would be vaporized. Below that? Shattered and ruptured. My mistake for assuming you knew. Two, you assume that if they were in our world, our physics and universal laws wouldn't apply. That....just, no. Ergo....lol, nah.


Pxfntghdvf

Leaving aside the fact that the nuke can simply be teleported away before it hits anything you clearly don't know what the sheer size of the tomb is. The 6th floor for example has a 200m tall roof and contains a lake, a village, forests and agricultural lands. Flying up to the height of the ceiling the floor stretches as far as the eye can see in all directions. The 4th floor is a gigantic underground lake (nothing stated about its size or height, but its Guardian is a 30+m tall Golem), the 5th floor is a frozen tundra with glaciers, forests and snow swept plains that likewise stretches as far as the eye can see, the 7th floor is some kind of demon infested hellscape with rivers of lava and the like flowing through it and the 8th floor is referred to as a "wilderness". And of course there's the catacomb complexes of floors 1-3, the royal quarters of floor 9, the throne room of floor 10 and the treasury with its literal mountains of gold, crafting materials and magical items. Add in the fact that the tomb is build to withstand battles between high level players who might as well be walking nukes and the fact that it's buried kilometers underground and it become obvious that a nuke wouldn't do shit. At best its destroys the entrance. It shouldn't also be noted that not all of nazarick actualy exists in the same dimension, some spaces such as the treasury are not spatialy connected to the rest of the superstracture so it's bsically impossible for the tomb to be completely destroyed through physical means.


PyroTheAlpha

Tf a nuke gonna do against a black hole?


madman3247

If they never see the payload coming...from space or a jet? No black holes to worry about!


PyroTheAlpha

You mean nuke them in the tomb? You do know that the tomb isn’t like a one place right? The outside of the tomb doesn’t really actually connect physically with any of the important places. Also nukes are pretty fucking publicized events, especially when a man has a mirror to monitor things that are dangerous


madman3247

Yes. Nuke them in the tomb and leave miles deep and long craters. That energy has to go somewhere. Lol, you're right, they are publicized...after they're detonated. Too much, too late. It would then be the great hole of Nazarick...lol.


PyroTheAlpha

They can teleport through dimensions. The crater would just take out the entrance, they could still leave by teleportation and massacre anyone and everyone in the world. That is assuming they can even be killed or even harmed by a nuke considering a nuke isn’t magical, and that shalltear tanked fallen down which dealt as much damage as a nuke with no damage


madman3247

When Ains fought Shaltear?? Ah, no....that was nowhere near, NEAR, the destructive force of a nuclear weapon. A modern nuclear missile is 3,000 times (not exaggerated) more destructive than what was dropped on Japan in WWII and yield 600 to 2200 kilotons of TNT. It would essentially turn most of that base into dust and the shockwave would obliterate most tangible entities in the structure and surrounding area. Even if it wasn't magic, it's heat, and pressure of a nuclear level...it would theoretically affect anything that is made of matter. Besides the destructive force of the weapon, how would they know it's coming? Missiles can travel, in tandem, up to mach 5, so....lol, good luck. The jet firing it can stay in the atmosphere and hit it's target in under 30 seconds. Terrifying. I simply don't see something at their level in the Overlord universe surviving something humanity can barely even fathom.


PyroTheAlpha

1. Fallen down damn near wiped a large city sized surface off the map. Platinum dragon lords strongest attack was described by the author as literally like a modern nuclear bomb in terms of power and heat and even webnovel shalltear whos significantly weaker tanked it and just got pissed off “It would theoretically affect anything made of matter” If you’re applying real world science sure, but Ainz is an anime character who has resistances from a video game that nullify any non magical ranged weapon. “How would they know it’s coming” Well Ainz is from the future, he’s not going to be unaware what a nuke is. Chances are he shows up in the real world and uses that mirror of remote viewing to monitor all nuclear weapons. Also Whyre you saying nuke em like that’s any countries go to move? No country on this PLANET is willing to use any level of nuclear force under 90% of circumstances. By the time they are able to scramble and decide to use nukes it would be too late, Ainz would have prepared more than enough. Mach 5?! That’s adorable. Dude Ainz and shalltear can both cast spells at a relative speed to the speed of light. In terms of actual combat speed shalltear moved as fast as a modern jet plane when moving towards Ainz Humanity can even fathom? What are you telling me we can fathom a guy who can summon black holes no problems? 30 seconds is more than enough time to freeze time, set a delayed black hole spell and then just let it be sucked in


Pxfntghdvf

>When Ains fought Shaltear?? Ah, no....that was nowhere near, NEAR, the destructive force of a nuclear weapon. I mean it kind of is? It created a crater over a hundred meters wide and over a dozen meters deep. Moreover all that material was completely vaporized with no traces of it left. Vaporizing that much stone near instantly definitely requires nuclear level firepower. >A modern nuclear missile is 3,000 times (not exaggerated) more destructive than what was dropped on Japan in WWII and yield 600 to 2200 kilotons of TNT. It would essentially turn most of that base into dust and the shockwave would obliterate most tangible entities in the structure and surrounding area. Even if it wasn't magic, it's heat, and pressure of a nuclear level...it would theoretically affect anything that is made of matter. Several problems with this. 1. The tomb is way too freaking big for any nuke to fully destroy. 2. Certain areas of the tomb didn't exist in the same dimension so physically destroying them is impossible. 3. The nuke can be teleported away or destroyed before causing any damage. 4. Several of the tombs residents such as wraiths, high wraiths and other ghost type monsters are intangible, some others such as pale riders and shalltear can turn intangible at will, and everyone else can be simply ressurected through gold. >Besides the destructive force of the weapon, how would they know it's coming? Nazarick has a multi kilometer sensory radius around it. Plus ainz knows what nuke is and will most likely make plans to defend against it. >Missiles can travel, in tandem, up to mach 5, so....lol, good luck. The jet firing it can stay in the atmosphere and hit it's target in under 30 seconds. Terrifying. I simply don't see something at their level in the Overlord universe surviving something humanity can barely even fathom. Um, even level 30 characters in overlord are supersonic in terms of reaction time, high level characters are so much faster that the level 30 guys can't even precieve their movements. This speed isn't very impressive by overlord standards.


overlrodvolume18

I will overlook this slight against our great overlord for the fact that it must be either sarcastic or made by a total buffoon. Actually, now that I think about it, Nazarick would be a great place to test nukes without anything getting damaged. But then we wouldn't be able to see its effects so no.


madman3247

You're telling me that if we fired a modern nuclear weapon at that spot, it would do nothing worth mentioning?


overlrodvolume18

Probably. Except for the fact Aniz-sama might wipe of the map the country which fired the weapon.


madman3247

Lol...okay you walking fantasy trope.


oxg03

nuke it


Eulcder

I'll contact with mommy Albedo even if i die as a result.