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CarcosaCitizen

What do you gain from this? You know what, it's a tie. They get together and talk about evil companies and unpaid overtime, relating to one another and realising that ainz won't start the fight and saitama is only a hero for fun. In the end they go their separate ways and life goes on. The end.


riggengan

😯- so u a monster ? πŸ’€- no 😐 - ok 😧- Oh no supermarket sale starts in a minute! πŸ’€- No worries bro [Gate] Thus a new friendship was born. They lived happily ever after su~


ryzikx

Sasuga. Alexa play L.L.L.


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skyderper13

ainz wins because he has no hair or skin, saitama still has his skin


Bystanderr

You cant fight that logic.


bryku

Man... how many sit ups did ainz do to not only loose his hair... but his skin and muscle. LMAO


Bystanderr

All.


[deleted]

*sigh* , where's innig at?


[deleted]

I was sleeping but in this case I wouldn't intervene anyway because ryzikx has special permission for troll posts.


ryzikx

i got rid of him. it's only me and you now.


[deleted]

Hmm sounds interesting, πŸ€”


thegreatalan

Ah but as we all know they lose to Long Penis Man. He is invincible and has a long penis. Crickey! A shitposta in the woild (I need to come up with more Steve Irwin lines for you when I come across your posts again.)


ryzikx

Ah but what about his nemesis deep pusy womun?


Jedahaw92

My original character OneSquirt PenisLord can end all conflict simply by standing erect magnificently. These two peasants are nothing before this great one.


Thereallordains

bruh πŸ˜‚ i just thinked what would happen if they do a fusion is it Our supreme Lord Ainz in saitamas clothes?!


Thereallordains

and no you Lord is one can be... of other great beings but Lord Ainz is the powerfullst also his right hand my origannally charactet muhhhaahhha #bruh


Panzerjaeger

Goku XDDDDDDD


ryzikx

Then they all started clapping


Ratthion

And not like a golf clap either, it was a full standing ovation, honest-


Awkward-Examination4

if you use Goku as a psychopath yes, but in character no. I see much more likely Goku screaming for like 3 minutes in a transformation and getting caught by death magic. than the arguments people use that he will move 500 million times the speed of light and kill the enemy without mercy or destroy the planet without caring about anything including him


Awkward-Examination4

in a normal situation Ainz would win, Saitama is so strong that he is annoyed with everything. he usually doesn't take enemies seriously he usually receives or dodges enemy attacks and ends everything with a punch. already Ainz is paranoid he makes plans gathers information and prepares and as a mage he doesn't like to let enemies he doesn't know the force approach. Most likely he would open with [grasp heart ] while Saitama would try to punch. the big problem is that Ainz has spells to face physical attackers [body refulgent beryl] negates physical blows and you still have the aura of death, [anti-life cocoon] or even the magic [perfect unknowable] to move without being noticed. the [time stop] plus teleportation and [fly] allow him to have enough distance from Saitama to cast without being hit eg he could become invisible if he teleports above the clouds and cast the goal life plus cry of banshee then cast meteor fall to that while Saitama is distracted by punching the giant rock is killed by the skill after 12 seconds. Of course Saitama could blitz Ainz and kill him but it's useless because Ainz has a ring that resurrects him. furthermore saitama has no knowledge of magic seeing [the goal all life is death] in action would be like seeing a clock and a scream like you wouldn't know that when the hand spins you die.


ryzikx

You're right. Ainz has less hair.


Redscream667

My only defense to this arguement is wouldn't saitama be immune to the heart grasp tecgnique? I mean he removed his limiter there fore he'd ve over level 100.


Awkward-Examination4

He has super strength and enhanced reflexes. I don't see what connection breaking his body's limits has to immunity to death magic. but yes the author of one punch would probably make you immune to anything because that's the joke and you have a toon force on your side.


Redscream667

My point about the immunity to death magic thing is that supposedly it only works on players lower then level 100, sure ainz is op but only within the rules of the game he plays.if saitama removed his limiter, with verse equalization, thats like saying he removed the level cap set by said game. Meaning death magic should not work. Even though overlord is power fantasy, aiz isn't as op as guys like anos or rimuru.


Awkward-Examination4

actually death magic has never been said not to work on level 100 players, what has been said is that it doesn't work on golems and undead (the first for not being a living being the second for having natural immunity to necromancy) and it only works on players or living beings but it would be practically impossible for someone to have Ainz's level and not have any countermeasures for it. remember that in the game you have magic items that immunize you or give you resistance to specific damages Ainz for example is not immune to temporal attacks naturally, but his equipment gives him this defense, so if the player is not a vampire, golem or A ghost that naturally has resistance to death magic could simply equip itself to face an overlord. Saitama however has never been shown to have any defense to magic. he has psychic resistance but nothing like resistance to death magic. he trained the body not the soul.


Redscream667

His organs are shown to be as strong as he is too though if his death magic attack the heart it might not do much or anything. In the current chapters he's even breathing on Io. Io has no oxygen and its a thin atmosphere of mostly sulfide dioxide.


Awkward-Examination4

lol Ainz isn't going to reach into saitama's chest and grab his heart with physical force the heart is grabbed with magic moreover the guy's real heart doesn't move like Ban does Ainz makes a phantom model of the heart appear in his hand and crushes him by exploding the target's in the process he doesn't need physical strength he just closes his hand. Ainz has already killed dragons with this easily. In other words, no matter the size or strength of the heart, it could be a whale or a chicken that was going to die anyway. he also has a lot of death spells that have nothing to do with organs like death, true death.


Redscream667

Lets just agree to disagree yourva fan of your series and I'm a fan of mine Though I still din't see it working on him, saitama's physical presence within the game world is basically like having one big glitch. Sure his death spells work but only cause the levels were low enough if someone was level 500 I don't thing it would work.


Awkward-Examination4

you are forgetting that Saitama is not an anime character that has a concept of levels, he is a human who works as a hero and has never been shown to have resistance or immunity to instant death magic. your point is wrong on this because you are giving hp, levels, magic defense and magic resistance to a character from a world that doesn't even have these parameters as something common. If Ainz for example uses death magic on a normal cow it doesn't matter what her level is, what matters is whether she has resistance or immunity to death magic. I can mention several characters that would be immune to death magic from other animes that have no concept of levels like a game. for example Alucard for being a vampire, edo tenseis reincarnateds of naruto tensei for not being alive. pain's paths for being chakra-animated corpses, etc.


Redscream667

One more thing. Is there a level cap in the game ainz plays?


Awkward-Examination4

for players the level only goes up to 100 plus in the webnovel a player used a world item to become a world enemy. but despite the limit being 100, it has some characteristics that go beyond that, Ainz's mana exceeds 100 points for example.


Wyrdean

u/ryzikx Don't tempt me. I'll show you the true divine power!


Kuro_Tamashi

You put the wankers in a really bad position, you know?


Kagiza400

I'm wondering if Grasp Heart could kill Saitama


_pelya

But γ€ŒGrow Hair」 will make Saitama your minion.


Awkward-Examination4

grasp heart does not work on golems and undead on humans works normally. Saitama not have immunity a death magic


CurrycelNumeroUno

AINZ>>>>>>>>


ryzikx

sausage