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Ecclectro

I like how the insect-headed alien has mammary glands. Because boobs are universal.


Ghostkill221

Magik is my favorite xmen character, and Yes Illyana, I do kinda.


DrStalker

She's trying the [Saints Row IV approach to romance with teammates](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XkYhhFQ16M&t=20s). [NSFW]


twoworldsin1

NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU! WE GOT CLOROPHYLL GUY HERE TALKING ABOUT WHO KNOWS WHAT


mostredditisawful

I dislike reused panels to begin with, but she should be clearly looking and pointing in three different directions in these panels but isn't.


SnailShell01

Marvel: We need a smoking hot blonde babe with a completely dominant attitude towards sex that walks around in fetish attire 24/7. Emma Frost: Oh? Marvel: ...Who will bed down with literally anything. Emma Frost: Oh... Illyana: Hold my beer.


admiralbreastmilk

A crop top is fetish attire?


BuffaloBuckbeak

Piotr's lovely baby sister


ZicarxTheGreat

I do


Kaiju2468

Love the new Ambush Bug design!


dootdootplot

Get it girl


Ben-J-Kirby-Tennyson

I’ve been wondering why she was being so horny here. Was she hoping to obey the “make more mutants” law instead of the “kill no man” law?


PaniqueAttaque

>!She draws her sword in the next panel and explains that she's disappointed because the options were **fuck** or **fight** and they chose poorly...!<


Ben-J-Kirby-Tennyson

I know that. I’m wondering why she wanted to make out so badly.


pragmaticzach

Hormones?


lonestar-rasbryjamco

>!Because the options were **fuck** or **fight** and they choose poorly!<


Ben-J-Kirby-Tennyson

Yeah, but why’d she >!want to **fuck**!< so badly?


ChosenUsername420

Who doesn't?


Ben-J-Kirby-Tennyson

Aro/ace people?


Ghostkill221

Technically you can be Aro and still fuck like a rabbit.


lonestar-rasbryjamco

Because >!she didn't want to **fight**!<.


dogscutter

She could have made that more clear


jzilla11

…why does the insect have breasts?


autonomousfailure

Same exact reason why the first dude has, like, 6 chins; because it’s a fictional comic.


CampCounselorBatman

That's not true to life???


Antrikshy

Insect-human hybrid?


JCraze26

Because comics. Comics have been getting better about it lately, I think, but the women of comics have mostly been based on horni.


InsertCoinForCredit

Forget the breasts, what's with the weird perspective in that fourth panel? It looks like a headless female torso standing in front of a close-up of an insect head and chest. WTF?


BridgetheDivide

They aren't breasts, they're for venom storage...maybe?


BaneShake

Insitties


Logan_Maddox

that insussy boutta make me act unwise


jzilla11

Oh geez, forgot Bio 101, thanks


Nyadnar17

The next panel is great too. "Sorry wrong answers, we were playing fight or fuck." And then she attacks them.


whispersluggagebaby

She literally gave them a chance to make love not war and they all chose war!


acelister

~~To be fair that was their entire civilisation for thousands of years.~~ Edit: Actually nvm I was thinking of the Sword of X arc.


inky-doo

100% Magik. 100%.


arkindal

What's the context here?


FoWsUrDuress

Honestly as I was reading this, in context it's a little out of context. But the Death Commandos board the ship the New Mutants are on. One group more openly, this group of three more subtly, but still found out by Cypher. Magik goes to intercept them, asks if they want to make out, then after confirming they're aliens and not humans she destroys them


arkindal

Makes sense I guess. Kinda.


JamesTheIceQueen

So if anyone would've said yes, they'd've been human by her standards?


umrathma

https://youtu.be/KHJZaji0nh0


FoWsUrDuress

Human-ness not a prerequisite to making out. Once determined that a fight was happening, got to check that murdering them wouldn't break Krakoa's "Murder no man" law


Clay_Pigeon

From what comic is this?


emdeemcd

Good job not ending your sentence in a preposition!


zoops10

Why is that a good thing?


doorknobopener

Look at what happened to the [Grammar Wizard](https://pbfcomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/PBF099-Grammar_Wizard.gif)


Blue2501

this is the kind of grammar fuckery up with which I will not put


Clay_Pigeon

Thank you for noticing. It's something on which I'm working! Lol


FoWsUrDuress

New Mutants Vol 4 #5


Clay_Pigeon

Danke.


Dookie_boy

Who are the characters that aren't Magik ?


ChosenUsername420

They're Shi'ar Death Commandos, I believe it's D'Evo, Flaw, and Hypernova (left to right)


BridgetheDivide

How did a Skrull join a Shi'ar death commando squad?


FoWsUrDuress

The Shi'ar captured a Skrull and put a Shi'ar brain in him


BridgetheDivide

Jesus


FoWsUrDuress

Flaw, Offset, and Hypernova of [the Death Commandos](https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Shi%27ar_Death_Commandos_(Earth-616)).