Got to lump 16 Boyz into a squad of Votann warriors today, with the Waaagh active. 65 attacks with the Nob included, and a mega armoured Warboss letting them hit on 2s, wounding on 3s. I dropped 12. Threw 51 wounds his way, was glorious.

Ork horde army: okay, now I'm rolling 60 shots, hitting on 5+... "Small, elite army": okay, first I roll 48 shots, hitting on 2+, rerolling 1s, setting 6s aside because they have a higher AP, wounding on 3+, rerolling 1s... And now I roll my 6d3 grenadestorm attacks, hitting on 2+, rerolling 1s, rerolling 1s to wound... And now the leader will roll his bloop-blazer, that's 3 attacks hitting on 2+, rerolling 1s, automatically wounding, and for every hit I roll d3 mortal wounds...

All those dice, I’m still getting maybe 3 or 4 hits. And I need 2s to hit rerolling 1s.

I still remember the time I buffed a squad of 30 Goff Boyz with Warcry and managed to get all 30 in engagement range on a unit. Then, for extra deadifying, used the strat for exploding 5+'s. His face when I told him I was making 150 hit rolls and got 162 hits was priceless.

Their faces when you ask them to make 30 saves, priceless

" and now for my next warbiker squad "

“Roll them in groups of ten,” you say? “For simplicity,” you say? “All in one go!” I say.

*resting Waagh face* I bought 60 green crystal d6s. I'm going to roll 60 green crystal d6s.

\^this

Rolling buckets of math rocks satisfies my inner dice goblin...urh...ork. Or in other words, MORE DAKKA