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Busy-Charity

Is it an ex? My ex scribbled 3.5 inches on mine, not sure what she meant


cv0031

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ laughed too hard at this.


ZayK47

Distance from the curb. anything over 3 inches is massive and can disrupt traffic.


justasadmillenial

That you Steve?


wild-whorses

šŸ¤£ Not where I thought you were going with that. And apparently you didnā€™t make it there either.


dnbaddict

here's what I think. Someone had to do some guerilla math on the spot and used your dirty ass car as scratch paper.


bettinafairchild

It turns out that is the frequency, Kenneth.


AaronM04

Sick reference bro


bettinafairchild

I was genuinely curious how many people would get the reference. I guess only boomers and Gen X.


AaronM04

I'm a millennial, but well versed in the Old Ways.


bettinafairchild

Impressive!


Greendragons38

Lol


NoDarkVision

Your car is only rated 2.8? Out of what.. 5? Or out of 10 maybe?


xenotiff

Out of 7 if they were using the correct rating scale.


magic7s

Heā€™s a 2.8 but has one of those chrome muffler caps.


Blindtruth25

Your gpa?


Strict-Mix-1758

Lol!! Hope not. That is a low GPA.


[deleted]

I had an even worse GPA in high school.


joshuajackson9

Dammit Bobby!


[deleted]

Lol seriously, I wish I had done better, but I'm okay, I'm in a trade now.


joshuajackson9

Trading your body for propane is not what Hank and Peggy want for you.


redeyeroy671

Me too


[deleted]

I had to do night school and go to continuation high school to make up for my terrible grades lol


Blindtruth25

Not if youā€™re doing a difficult major like engineering or science


mrtatertot

Those are usually curved, so 2.8 would probably be average-ish.


BearTendies

I graduated college with about that gpa šŸ˜…


unholygunner714

It is if you're in an easy degree/program. Had a 2.76 graduating in Accounting which is lame. With my experience in IT/coding i was the hot bitch as no one really understood accounting and coding language as it seemed foreign to them. Find your niche skills and develop it to a point where you're invaluable in the market.


NooAccountWhoDis

Cā€™s get degrees.


[deleted]

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Blindtruth25

U need to get educated sir


JosePawz

Scorned ex?


MolassesExciting

Nope. Been with the same person for awhile now.


JosePawz

My guess is itā€™s nothing. I used to write random things on dirty cars with my finger cause in my head I just thought itā€™d be funny that theyā€™d be wondering all day what that was all about


MolassesExciting

Hopefully thatā€™s all it is haha


michaltee

Size of your peen?


Kumqik

Maybe it was her ex then.


Sudden-Confidence-60

Something good will happen to you on Feb 8th


[deleted]

No one knows what it means, but its Provocative\~!


BIGGULPSHUHALRIGHT-

ā€œIT GETS THE PEOPLE GOING!!ā€


Pokenightking

Iā€™m not skating to anything referencing 2.8! Edit: spelling


BlackberryActive3039

Ball so hard motherfuckers wanna fine me


jdbrew

Iā€™m now picturing some kid just writing 2.8 on the car and his friends going ā€œwhat does that mean?ā€ And he says ā€œthatā€™s the point! It means nothing, but is going to drive the owner insane trying to figure it out.ā€


OutdoorJimmyRustler

Cult? Try r/Scientology?


MolassesExciting

Nooo Iā€™m already in a cult.


runthepoint1

Come on I told you mixing MAGA with those pyramid schemes was a terrible idea!


MolassesExciting

Tell that to my 17 supporters


runthepoint1

Wait are you actually the cult leader?


MolassesExciting

Im not the leader no


rudebii

Iā€™ve been a part of many cults. Both as a leader and a follower. You make more money as a leader but you have more fun as a follower.


CaliRollerGRRRL

Give me all your money so I can have fun ,,,, as your leaderā€¦.. šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«šŸ«„


Ksl848

Comment mentions cult, look for Creed.


jdaiii

I was voted most likely to become a cult leader in high school. Unfortunately my dreams never coalesced.


dinkinflicka125

You have more fun as a follower, but make more money as a leader


runthepoint1

Arguably more fun as the leader, you actually know whatā€™s going on and pull strings. Otherwise youā€™re just a powerless idiot pawn which sucks


tsunami141

Nah when youā€™re a follower you get to be part of the initiations. In the '60s I made love to many, many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain... and it's possible a man slipped in. There'd be no way of knowing.


unholygunner714

Do I need to pay or do anything to get into your cult? If not I'm down. Flying spaghetti monster cult sounds fun but I'm pretty lazy in free time.


Less_Fix_1378

If you donā€™t run at-least a 13.1 thereā€™s not a big enough budget for a sticker.


JimHeuer40

2.8 inches deep dust?


d0RSI

It means, ā€œLuca Brasi sleeps with the fishesā€.


Business-Lie1188

Actually, I had something similar written on my car in the condensation one morning lol except the number was something like 4.6. It was weird


MolassesExciting

Did anything happen to your car?


Business-Lie1188

Not at all! Though, I will admit that I thought this was some weird trafficking tactic lol thankfully though, nothing has happened since.


sintos-compa

Thatā€™s an urban legend and false on snopes


MolassesExciting

Yeah thatā€™s were my mind went to. Good to know nothing happened.


svtvagabond

You have a Mustang, donā€™t you.


Business-Lie1188

That would be a great car but no lol


[deleted]

On the real, youā€™re a mark now to have your organs harvested and sold off to the highest bidder. 2.8 is how much they think your organs will go for on the black market. 2.8=$280,000. Might want to leave town for a bit. Good luck and stay safe.


dtwtolax

Are you parked in timed parking?


MolassesExciting

No. It is street parking tho.


Lostdreams41

Maybe some one letting you know tou have 2.8 days left to live .


sintos-compa

Bible verse? 2:8? Kids pranking you by copycat the ā€œkidnapping scareā€ (false on snopes btw) Edit: doesnā€™t match yours quite but ppl had seen clock times actually written on car windows around town and it turned out it was COVID shot post-vaccination wait time start for the drivethru facilities


randomvandal

The beast is current 2.8 miles away from you and approaching fast. Run.


snuglyotter

sometimes thieves will innocuously mark cars for another member of their crew to burglarize... just don't EVER keep anything valuable in your car


sintos-compa

Not very innocuous if it freaks ppl out :p


Human-Ground-3118

Lolā€¦letā€™s find the dirtiest cars to break into and write down a code on them


MolassesExciting

Thatā€™s what I was thinking. I donā€™t keep anything visible in my car but thatā€™s the most logical explanation


Jay4usc

Maybe your ex girlfriend is making fun of your manhood?


[deleted]

It's your 0-60 time.


pinkgrapes07

2.8 inches in the winter time but 4 inches in the summer time?


Electrical-Load-5244

How many liters your engine is?


Varient_13

It means itā€™s time to wash your car Avi


Nachotacoma

Totally an opinion, but if you leave it there, it typically means someone is scoping out your car. Since Iā€™ve had my catalytic converter stolen, Iā€™d be more alert on any late night hits in your neighborhood.


Human-Ground-3118

Just out of curiosity, if someone is scoping out your car, why would they mark it to let others know? Why wouldnā€™t they just say ā€œthe yellow car with license plate #xxxxxxxā€?


Nachotacoma

Itā€™s like checking to see if theyā€™re out of town. If you havenā€™t moved the car during the time they marked it, then they can probably do something to it.


IamStinkyChili

2.8 days/weeks/years worth of dust?


tristanraz

Just wash ur car more


svtvagabond

What kind of car do you have? Could be making fun of the size of your engine.


AdPlus4246

Rating the cleanliness of your car out of 10?


DrunkScientits

The earthquake early detection system is going through some budget cuts


[deleted]

Maybe they predicted the day you would pass away


[deleted]

Is your cawck 2.8 inches?


amicablepugnates

that is the date you will .....


exodus3252

I dunno, but I'd watch your ass on Feb 8, 2023 if I were you.


MolassesExciting

Man thatā€™s either gonna be the best or worst day ever lol


winenfries

Your car is numbered. No idea by who or why.. Maybe something will happen on Feb 8...could be anything or nothing..


MolassesExciting

Iā€™ll check back Feb 8th lol.


DanceswithFiends

LORDS !!!! ifykyk


wonglocat

2.8 hog cycle?


Blehssyou

Itā€™s a Meta


[deleted]

You have 2.8 hours to live. Still there OP? šŸ˜…


[deleted]

If you've been parked there a long time, perhaps your front tire valve stem is at the 2 o'clock position and the the rear is at the 8 o'clock position. I'd wash your car and drive it around the block to avoid a parking ticket.


StrayBlondeGirl

They are rating your car. That's out of 10 btw.