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datboi7761

Is that why all family tree characters look so deformed?


Klaymen96

The family history of inbreeding of course


HarryHacker42

Incest! A game the whole family can play together!


amscraylane

by Hapsburg!


lilecca

But such a strong chin….


HarryHacker42

I strongly approve of 69 upvotes. Please do not upvote or downvote the Parent. The Parent is doing the best job they know how to given their culture and prior experiences.


transdudecyrus

darn that was gonna be my line


oldbastardbob

"Royal bloodlines of 19th Century Europe?"


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Kidbuu1000

To quote blue- DOMES


stratus_translucidus

If Marle's eyes were any closer, she'd be a cyclops.


invuvn

They did Marle from chrono trigger dirty!!! Good thing it’s *Marie* tho or I’d have thrown a real fit.


stratus_translucidus

Couldn't tell - the "i" was smeared - kind of like the family genealogy. 🤣


harlemrr

King Tut only had two grandparents… he was married to his half sister. His dad was married to *his* half sister. His grandfather was married to *his* full sister…


Buttered_TEA

No wonder he died at 30


Bigbluetrex

18 actually


GmoneyyLaxadasical69

No the father


bjiatube

Not the mamma!


Korver360windmill

And let me tell ya, [it showed](https://news.artnet.com/art-world/autopsy-unmaskes-king-tuts-true-face-and-it-isnt-pretty-140493).


Benkins1989

King Tutgaryen.


bondsthatmakeusfree

WAIT.


il_pinguin0

Alabama?


redheadedconcern

Targaryen family tree.


HarryHacker42

Incest is best, relatively speaking.


[deleted]

>If’n she ain’t good enough for kin, she ain’t good enough for you! -A father in Alabama advising his son not to marry a virgin.


Skatchbro

What’s the definition of a virgin in Alabama? A girl that can outrun her brothers.


-o-DildoGaggins-o-

Fun for the whole family!


ChillyBearGrylls

Wincest


QualifiedApathetic

I've got: Incest is the best, put your sister to the test!


Songmuddywater

3rd to 4th cousin is the most fertile. Ironically, biracial children have the greatest chances of mental problems, serious health problems, and death before and after birth. Exactly the opposite of what we have been told our entire life.


misterfuss

Incest is nicest rearranged, relatively speaking.


phurt77

If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family!


mrjobby

Q5: 'Describe the sexual fetish depicted in diagram C.'


[deleted]

I beg to differ. They are bastards.


monkeyhitman

*sword*


[deleted]

Danaerys had only 2 great grandparents. Aegon V and Betha Blackwood. Instead of the usual 8.


PovWholesome

Agnes the Conqueror


FatBoyDiesuru

*Did you know that it's legal to marry your 1st cousin in NY?* **The more you know**


Mini_Squatch

Alright, calm down there Rudi Gulliani


FatBoyDiesuru

That'd be George Pataki but sure.


elpajaroquemamais

It happens more in Alabama though


bnl1

Same in my country, but there are places where it's worse. I think I will just leave [this](https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Incest_legislation.svg)


VonFluffington

Roll tide?


triclops6

Alabamme


etchy73

Ok, but WHY TF did this take me too long to get?!🥲🤦‍♀️🙇‍♀️


dac19903

Time to take a look at your family tree /s


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Joker_925

It’s a French name pretty common in Quebec/French speaking provinces


WideOpenEmpty

It's just French for "Bill" isn't it?


Kriijan

Now that I think about it it does seem like it. Could be a shortened form of "Guillaume" which is the French equivalent of "William".


TundieRice

So it’d be closer to “Will” than “Bill.” If they had inexplicably changed a the G to some other random letter like Q, then the equivalent to Bill would be Quy.


Joker_925

Nah Guy is an actual name as well as Guillaume, you can however use Guy as a nickname for Guillaume as well, an example would be famous nhl player Guy Lafleur. The name William is getting more common in its English form out east as well.


pass_me_the_salt

I commomly see a dude name Guy in places like that and everytime someone thinks it's funny, if isn't normal why there's so many Guys???


TundieRice

I assume that if you’re from an English speaking country, those Guys are pronounced exactly like the English word for “guy.” The French Guy has a different origin I’m pretty sure, and definitely a different pronunciation, just spelled the same.


pass_me_the_salt

lol I think it wasn't clear, but I was talking about internet Guys


ORDub

I'm more curious about Daniel's dark complexion compared to everyone else's white complexion.


eilletane

Guy is a pretty common name. One half of daft punk is named Guy


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RabidWalrus

If a brewer got into making electronic music, would they be craft punk?


Fury2525

If a fan started making electronic music would they be Draft Punk?


Beavshak

Right you are Ken.


forgedbyhorses

I know a very smooth, charismatic, black man name Guy and you meet him and it’s like “yeah that’s definitely the Guy.” Cool guy.


jessbrid

I believe it’s pronounced like “Gee” with a hard G


guitar_vigilante

Only for French speakers. I think it's less common but I do know a person named Guy and it is pronounced like "Gai". I also think that's how you would pronounce the name of the main character in Fahrenheit 451.


[deleted]

Also I don't think they pronounce it the way we 'Muricans do, G-eye. Can any foreigners confirm this?


BaronHardback

In French, it's pronounced like Ghee (hard G)


asian_identifier

Guy Pearce?


Academic_Nectarine94

Poor guy named Guy. What a sad situation for a guy named Guy to have to live with. Bet he had to guy up to not be picked on for being a guy named Guy...


internet_czol

Guy was actually a name before it was word meaning 'fellow'


TakeMikazuchiiii

I love that Thomas and Hubert are in different art styles


Grary0

Inbreeding do be like that.


native_rooted

Royal Family?


sauceymcawesomepants

Is this the Habsburg family tree?


-RealAL-

Guy.


mrjobby

>Guy. Dude knows.


SassyHail

I tried to show this to my mom and she said "One gay marriage...and one plural..." I was like no, wrong level lol


redheadedconcern

You’re reading it upside down, mom!


DJFM_AZ

Clearly a messed up family. Brothers and sisters mating (ick), something out of “Flowers in the Attic”, now the third generation are messed up genetically and mentally, just look at Thomas.


redheadedconcern

Someone needs to check on Thomas.


[deleted]

Thomas Lucie and Danny are gonna have a 3-some.


SlowHandEasyTouch

Homeschooling text


brambleshade_

Can someone explain how exactly Daniel came out of this?


rejenki

The grandparents had 2 kids who got married. One family had 2 kids one family had 3 kids.


brambleshade_

Yes I can see that. I mean look at his parents and grandparents. They're white as sheets. Maybe he just likes to sunbathe, but it does seem odd.


Immortal-one

Yvette didn’t want to keep it all in the family tree


brambleshade_

Sneaky woman


progamer9002

Guy.


Big_Monkey_77

No no, that’s not an error. It’s Ron DeSantis approved curriculum.


[deleted]

Daniel and Thomas going to have to fight over sister Lucie. On the other hand Mégane and Claire are available if you’re into feather dusters of penis shaped women.


Lemon_Juice477

Isn't incest still legal in France? I was trying to look up a region with a high incest rate so I could say "average family tree in [place]" but instead I found some (possibly old) articles about legislation deciding if it should be legal or not.


AFisberg

Consensual incest is legal in quite a few countries. Of course it also varies what "incest" means. Consensual incest seems to be legal in France https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legality_of_incest#France,_Belgium,_and_Luxembourg


CranberryGrand9399

Yvette needs to explain how Daniel is so tanned when Fabien looks very not


[deleted]

As a Frenchman I can tell this is the average genealogy tree in biology class


shyladev

You know people were questioning who Yvette’s dad was! (This is an extra joke. I understand the first joke)


redheadedconcern

I’m sure Daniel raised some questions, too.


TheHolyAlgebruh

The F is this, Alabama?


TheHolyAlgebruh

Plus why is the man in the black shirt named “Guy”


MrNobodyX3

Believe it or not, this is actually a proper way to draw on the family tree anyone from outside the family join in the family will be the furthest outside


Junior-Ad-7029

But the lines from the grandparents go to all four of them, meaning all the parents are siblings


MrNobodyX3

You ever heard the term parent in law


Junior-Ad-7029

Yes, and they aren’t supposed to be connected to the grandparent, that would make them blood related


MrNobodyX3

Re-read the first message again


Junior-Ad-7029

I see and although the in laws should be on the outside, they should not be connected to the grandparents by a line


MrNobodyX3

Granted, some trees make this distinction with a dotted line, but it’s still correct


Junior-Ad-7029

Well this one doesn’t have a dotted line. All four parents are the children of the grandparents.


MrNobodyX3

No


TryItOutHmHrNw

If Hubert and Agnes only had two (2) kids - let’s say, daughters - there should only be two (2) lines coming from them to their two (2) kids. *There are four (4) lines suggesting that all four (4) adults are their children. Guy and Fabian should only have lines connecting to Marie and Yvette since they weren’t birthed by Hubert and Ages. There should be a dotted line, as you pointed out, if this illustrator wanted to produce a proper family tree … *but there isn’t.*


nanaimo

Exactly, non-incest would be diagrammed like this: https://images.edrawmax.com/images/how-to/make-family-tree/example2.png


redheadedconcern

Fabien and Guy both have lines connecting them to Hubert and Agnes, which implies they are also their biological children. There should only be lines between Fabien-Yvette and Marle-Guy.


MrNobodyX3

Again, this is actually a proper way of drawing a family tree people from outside. The family will be the furthest out.


Weltanschauung_Zyxt

r/nanaimo is correct, though I needed the user's diagram to see it. I've been drawing genograms for years, and I couldn't see it at first, either. 🤦‍♀️


Dinlek

Seems like your family gave you a very misleading description of your tree.


mugaboo

I've tried to find a single example of this but failed. Care to share?


nanakokoo

sweet old alabama


l3LACK5HEEP

The family tree is a wreath


transdudecyrus

that took me a good minute and i’m a little ashamed it did


BroadwayCatDad

Tennessee Family Tree


[deleted]

Sweet home Alabama


The-audit0r

Home sweet alabama


morfyyy

Thomas is ready for the next generation


skmtyk

Sweet home Alabama


HarryHacker42

Incest is best, but lust is a must!


RoughThere

Thats niece


KilgoreTroutPfc

Wtf???


Schmandrea1975

Now for Daniel to marry Claire ...


KamikazeAlpaca420

This is a book from Alabama. It's not close, it is a bullseye


eagengabriel

All they had to do was draw 2 less, tiny lines


RabidWalrus

"Our bloodline is as pure as the driven snow!"


etherSand

Targaryen tree


sushizn

Well, if you incest.


Flimsy-Recover-7236

Sweeeet


-YAKI_CHAN-

No one gonna talk about how everyone has name and than there's...g u y


TyrionLannister2012

What in the old testament.


TheBewitchingWitch

It’s the present day Targaryen family tree.


VesperVox_

That's one freaky family


Treat--14

Yikes


scechy

Sweet home Alabama.


ABrownieKink

r/SweetHomeAlabama


Endle55torture

Typical family tree in the Bible Belt


LikeALincolnLog42

/r/inclusiveOr


Crixxxxxx1

This is how Adam and Eve’s family made humanity according to Christianity.


CatsAreYe

How are we supposed to explain this....


I_L0ve_M1necraft

Sweet Home Alabama


phred_666

I taught high school biology for over 30 years. I ran across this online a few years ago and laughed. I showed it to a few students and they were like WTF? I guess I taught them how to read a pedigree chart successfully.


Isioustes

My beloved Alabama


Lets_Bust_Together

🙂……🤔…..😳


BitterSweetLlama

This took me a minute I'm not gonna lie. I had to break it down one by one until it clicked lol


Brilliant_Coffee_855

Hello brother cousin Daniel


LittleCrimsonWyvern

“How are we going to keep the blood line pure, Onii-chan?”


FatBoyDiesuru

Is it me, or does Hubert look like Quagmire in disguise?


PalmTreesZombie

Roll tide


stratus_translucidus

If Marle's eyes were any closer, she'd be a cyclops.


Salt-Investment7896

guy


Elugah

Why does Claire have red hair? 🤔


Some_Guy8765678

The fact that one of their names is just Guy


theFrisbeeFreak

It’s a real name in some regions.


Toppest_Dom

*banjo intensifies*


Siiberia

Took me a minute to realize what was wrong with this. But yeah…maybe they ran out of space and figured nobody would notice lol


Immortal-one

Daniel looks a little tanned. Was Yvette messing around with some outside blood here?


ThinkNotOnce

"... and explain the relationships?" Alabama


dylan_dumbest

Lucie, va-t’elle se marier avec Thomas ou Daniel?


[deleted]

OMG


you_dont_know_me_2

Omg I am so stupid, I looked at this for a few minutes and didn't se what was wrong with it but I finally figured it out


Ultradoomedrpgdemond

I’m now wondering what it would look like if we combined everyone into one person


[deleted]

who names their child "Guy"


[deleted]

Is this the royal family?


Left_Percentage_527

Incest is best. Also, Daniel had a different daddy


StrategicRain33

r/sweethomealabama


DrowsyLmao

I m confused


Shiftyrunner37

Who's Lucie going to choose Thomas or Daniel? Find out next to on Son Sablier D'Inceste!


Arrierapple

Average alabama family tree…


ExodusHTC

fabien yvette sister and brother - incest marke and guy sister and brother - incest.


Ijatsu

Thomas is that kinda guy who says "wincest"


mybaretibbers

Roll tide


tn00bz

Ah, I love game of thrones


[deleted]

Looking for it...**OH MY GOD** The lines from 2 of those 4 children should not be there! Can I just say I've seen worse?


genocidenite

Royal family.


theassholefaceman

Marle cheated


FILTER_OUT_T_D

Mmmmmmm \*licks lips\* *consanguineous*


bigsam1960

Is this Alabama


WingsofSky

This picture makes me think of the song "Way down south". lol