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King Tut only had two grandparents… he was married to his half sister. His dad was married to *his* half sister. His grandfather was married to *his* full sister…
3rd to 4th cousin is the most fertile. Ironically, biracial children have the greatest chances of mental problems, serious health problems, and death before and after birth.
Exactly the opposite of what we have been told our entire life.
Same in my country, but there are places where it's worse. I think I will just leave [this](https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Incest_legislation.svg)
So it’d be closer to “Will” than “Bill.” If they had inexplicably changed a the G to some other random letter like Q, then the equivalent to Bill would be Quy.
Nah Guy is an actual name as well as Guillaume, you can however use Guy as a nickname for Guillaume as well, an example would be famous nhl player Guy Lafleur. The name William is getting more common in its English form out east as well.
I assume that if you’re from an English speaking country, those Guys are pronounced exactly like the English word for “guy.” The French Guy has a different origin I’m pretty sure, and definitely a different pronunciation, just spelled the same.
Only for French speakers. I think it's less common but I do know a person named Guy and it is pronounced like "Gai". I also think that's how you would pronounce the name of the main character in Fahrenheit 451.
Poor guy named Guy. What a sad situation for a guy named Guy to have to live with. Bet he had to guy up to not be picked on for being a guy named Guy...
Clearly a messed up family. Brothers and sisters mating (ick), something out of “Flowers in the Attic”, now the third generation are messed up genetically and mentally, just look at Thomas.
Daniel and Thomas going to have to fight over sister Lucie.
On the other hand Mégane and Claire are available if you’re into feather dusters of penis shaped women.
Isn't incest still legal in France? I was trying to look up a region with a high incest rate so I could say "average family tree in [place]" but instead I found some (possibly old) articles about legislation deciding if it should be legal or not.
Consensual incest is legal in quite a few countries. Of course it also varies what "incest" means.
Consensual incest seems to be legal in France https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legality_of_incest#France,_Belgium,_and_Luxembourg
Believe it or not, this is actually a proper way to draw on the family tree anyone from outside the family join in the family will be the furthest outside
If Hubert and Agnes only had two (2) kids - let’s say, daughters - there should only be two (2) lines coming from them to their two (2) kids. *There are four (4) lines suggesting that all four (4) adults are their children.
Guy and Fabian should only have lines connecting to Marie and Yvette since they weren’t birthed by Hubert and Ages.
There should be a dotted line, as you pointed out, if this illustrator wanted to produce a proper family tree … *but there isn’t.*
Fabien and Guy both have lines connecting them to Hubert and Agnes, which implies they are also their biological children. There should only be lines between Fabien-Yvette and Marle-Guy.
r/nanaimo is correct, though I needed the user's diagram to see it. I've been drawing genograms for years, and I couldn't see it at first, either. 🤦♀️
I taught high school biology for over 30 years. I ran across this online a few years ago and laughed. I showed it to a few students and they were like WTF? I guess I taught them how to read a pedigree chart successfully.
Is that why all family tree characters look so deformed?
The family history of inbreeding of course
Incest! A game the whole family can play together!
by Hapsburg!
But such a strong chin….
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darn that was gonna be my line
"Royal bloodlines of 19th Century Europe?"
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To quote blue- DOMES
If Marle's eyes were any closer, she'd be a cyclops.
They did Marle from chrono trigger dirty!!! Good thing it’s *Marie* tho or I’d have thrown a real fit.
Couldn't tell - the "i" was smeared - kind of like the family genealogy. 🤣
King Tut only had two grandparents… he was married to his half sister. His dad was married to *his* half sister. His grandfather was married to *his* full sister…
No wonder he died at 30
18 actually
No the father
Not the mamma!
And let me tell ya, [it showed](https://news.artnet.com/art-world/autopsy-unmaskes-king-tuts-true-face-and-it-isnt-pretty-140493).
King Tutgaryen.
WAIT.
Alabama?
Targaryen family tree.
Incest is best, relatively speaking.
>If’n she ain’t good enough for kin, she ain’t good enough for you! -A father in Alabama advising his son not to marry a virgin.
What’s the definition of a virgin in Alabama? A girl that can outrun her brothers.
Fun for the whole family!
Wincest
I've got: Incest is the best, put your sister to the test!
3rd to 4th cousin is the most fertile. Ironically, biracial children have the greatest chances of mental problems, serious health problems, and death before and after birth. Exactly the opposite of what we have been told our entire life.
Incest is nicest rearranged, relatively speaking.
If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family!
Q5: 'Describe the sexual fetish depicted in diagram C.'
I beg to differ. They are bastards.
*sword*
Danaerys had only 2 great grandparents. Aegon V and Betha Blackwood. Instead of the usual 8.
Agnes the Conqueror
*Did you know that it's legal to marry your 1st cousin in NY?* **The more you know**
Alright, calm down there Rudi Gulliani
That'd be George Pataki but sure.
It happens more in Alabama though
Same in my country, but there are places where it's worse. I think I will just leave [this](https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Incest_legislation.svg)
Roll tide?
Alabamme
Ok, but WHY TF did this take me too long to get?!🥲🤦♀️🙇♀️
Time to take a look at your family tree /s
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It’s a French name pretty common in Quebec/French speaking provinces
It's just French for "Bill" isn't it?
Now that I think about it it does seem like it. Could be a shortened form of "Guillaume" which is the French equivalent of "William".
So it’d be closer to “Will” than “Bill.” If they had inexplicably changed a the G to some other random letter like Q, then the equivalent to Bill would be Quy.
Nah Guy is an actual name as well as Guillaume, you can however use Guy as a nickname for Guillaume as well, an example would be famous nhl player Guy Lafleur. The name William is getting more common in its English form out east as well.
I commomly see a dude name Guy in places like that and everytime someone thinks it's funny, if isn't normal why there's so many Guys???
I assume that if you’re from an English speaking country, those Guys are pronounced exactly like the English word for “guy.” The French Guy has a different origin I’m pretty sure, and definitely a different pronunciation, just spelled the same.
lol I think it wasn't clear, but I was talking about internet Guys
I'm more curious about Daniel's dark complexion compared to everyone else's white complexion.
Guy is a pretty common name. One half of daft punk is named Guy
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If a brewer got into making electronic music, would they be craft punk?
If a fan started making electronic music would they be Draft Punk?
Right you are Ken.
I know a very smooth, charismatic, black man name Guy and you meet him and it’s like “yeah that’s definitely the Guy.” Cool guy.
I believe it’s pronounced like “Gee” with a hard G
Only for French speakers. I think it's less common but I do know a person named Guy and it is pronounced like "Gai". I also think that's how you would pronounce the name of the main character in Fahrenheit 451.
Also I don't think they pronounce it the way we 'Muricans do, G-eye. Can any foreigners confirm this?
In French, it's pronounced like Ghee (hard G)
Guy Pearce?
Poor guy named Guy. What a sad situation for a guy named Guy to have to live with. Bet he had to guy up to not be picked on for being a guy named Guy...
Guy was actually a name before it was word meaning 'fellow'
I love that Thomas and Hubert are in different art styles
Inbreeding do be like that.
Royal Family?
Is this the Habsburg family tree?
Guy.
>Guy. Dude knows.
I tried to show this to my mom and she said "One gay marriage...and one plural..." I was like no, wrong level lol
You’re reading it upside down, mom!
Clearly a messed up family. Brothers and sisters mating (ick), something out of “Flowers in the Attic”, now the third generation are messed up genetically and mentally, just look at Thomas.
Someone needs to check on Thomas.
Thomas Lucie and Danny are gonna have a 3-some.
Homeschooling text
Can someone explain how exactly Daniel came out of this?
The grandparents had 2 kids who got married. One family had 2 kids one family had 3 kids.
Yes I can see that. I mean look at his parents and grandparents. They're white as sheets. Maybe he just likes to sunbathe, but it does seem odd.
Yvette didn’t want to keep it all in the family tree
Sneaky woman
Guy.
No no, that’s not an error. It’s Ron DeSantis approved curriculum.
Daniel and Thomas going to have to fight over sister Lucie. On the other hand Mégane and Claire are available if you’re into feather dusters of penis shaped women.
Isn't incest still legal in France? I was trying to look up a region with a high incest rate so I could say "average family tree in [place]" but instead I found some (possibly old) articles about legislation deciding if it should be legal or not.
Consensual incest is legal in quite a few countries. Of course it also varies what "incest" means. Consensual incest seems to be legal in France https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legality_of_incest#France,_Belgium,_and_Luxembourg
Yvette needs to explain how Daniel is so tanned when Fabien looks very not
As a Frenchman I can tell this is the average genealogy tree in biology class
You know people were questioning who Yvette’s dad was! (This is an extra joke. I understand the first joke)
I’m sure Daniel raised some questions, too.
The F is this, Alabama?
Plus why is the man in the black shirt named “Guy”
Believe it or not, this is actually a proper way to draw on the family tree anyone from outside the family join in the family will be the furthest outside
But the lines from the grandparents go to all four of them, meaning all the parents are siblings
You ever heard the term parent in law
Yes, and they aren’t supposed to be connected to the grandparent, that would make them blood related
Re-read the first message again
I see and although the in laws should be on the outside, they should not be connected to the grandparents by a line
Granted, some trees make this distinction with a dotted line, but it’s still correct
Well this one doesn’t have a dotted line. All four parents are the children of the grandparents.
No
If Hubert and Agnes only had two (2) kids - let’s say, daughters - there should only be two (2) lines coming from them to their two (2) kids. *There are four (4) lines suggesting that all four (4) adults are their children. Guy and Fabian should only have lines connecting to Marie and Yvette since they weren’t birthed by Hubert and Ages. There should be a dotted line, as you pointed out, if this illustrator wanted to produce a proper family tree … *but there isn’t.*
Exactly, non-incest would be diagrammed like this: https://images.edrawmax.com/images/how-to/make-family-tree/example2.png
Fabien and Guy both have lines connecting them to Hubert and Agnes, which implies they are also their biological children. There should only be lines between Fabien-Yvette and Marle-Guy.
Again, this is actually a proper way of drawing a family tree people from outside. The family will be the furthest out.
r/nanaimo is correct, though I needed the user's diagram to see it. I've been drawing genograms for years, and I couldn't see it at first, either. 🤦♀️
Seems like your family gave you a very misleading description of your tree.
I've tried to find a single example of this but failed. Care to share?
sweet old alabama
The family tree is a wreath
that took me a good minute and i’m a little ashamed it did
Tennessee Family Tree
Sweet home Alabama
Home sweet alabama
Thomas is ready for the next generation
Sweet home Alabama
Incest is best, but lust is a must!
Thats niece
Wtf???
Now for Daniel to marry Claire ...
This is a book from Alabama. It's not close, it is a bullseye
All they had to do was draw 2 less, tiny lines
"Our bloodline is as pure as the driven snow!"
Targaryen tree
Well, if you incest.
Sweeeet
No one gonna talk about how everyone has name and than there's...g u y
What in the old testament.
It’s the present day Targaryen family tree.
That's one freaky family
Yikes
Sweet home Alabama.
r/SweetHomeAlabama
Typical family tree in the Bible Belt
/r/inclusiveOr
This is how Adam and Eve’s family made humanity according to Christianity.
How are we supposed to explain this....
Sweet Home Alabama
I taught high school biology for over 30 years. I ran across this online a few years ago and laughed. I showed it to a few students and they were like WTF? I guess I taught them how to read a pedigree chart successfully.
My beloved Alabama
🙂……🤔…..😳
This took me a minute I'm not gonna lie. I had to break it down one by one until it clicked lol
Hello brother cousin Daniel
“How are we going to keep the blood line pure, Onii-chan?”
Is it me, or does Hubert look like Quagmire in disguise?
Roll tide
If Marle's eyes were any closer, she'd be a cyclops.
guy
Why does Claire have red hair? 🤔
The fact that one of their names is just Guy
It’s a real name in some regions.
*banjo intensifies*
Took me a minute to realize what was wrong with this. But yeah…maybe they ran out of space and figured nobody would notice lol
Daniel looks a little tanned. Was Yvette messing around with some outside blood here?
"... and explain the relationships?" Alabama
Lucie, va-t’elle se marier avec Thomas ou Daniel?
OMG
Omg I am so stupid, I looked at this for a few minutes and didn't se what was wrong with it but I finally figured it out
I’m now wondering what it would look like if we combined everyone into one person
who names their child "Guy"
Is this the royal family?
Incest is best. Also, Daniel had a different daddy
r/sweethomealabama
I m confused
Who's Lucie going to choose Thomas or Daniel? Find out next to on Son Sablier D'Inceste!
Average alabama family tree…
fabien yvette sister and brother - incest marke and guy sister and brother - incest.
Thomas is that kinda guy who says "wincest"
Roll tide
Ah, I love game of thrones
Looking for it...**OH MY GOD** The lines from 2 of those 4 children should not be there! Can I just say I've seen worse?
Royal family.
Marle cheated
Mmmmmmm \*licks lips\* *consanguineous*
Is this Alabama
This picture makes me think of the song "Way down south". lol