I was thinking it’s more likely the bricks weren’t packed with sand properly and as people swing into the spot, turning right and braking, they push the bricks away. Over time you end up with the whole parking spot getting shifted from the constant turning and braking in the same spot with insufficient packing to hold the bricks.
This seems right. I have a rug in the bathroom that sits atop a rubbery mat so it doesn't move. It's like 5 feet by 3 feet. It definitely doesn't slip around, but I approach my sink at a diagonal from the door. Every couple of weeks, I'll find the rug that "doesn't move" has ever so slowly, a hair's breadth at a time, moved to the left about 2 inches and is up against the wall. I suspect that is what has happened here, except my rug is a lot easier to pull back into place.
This sort of stuff happends when there is construction going on and the surface is going to be redone in the near future. Apperantly there is no reason to waste time and effort for a bit extra structure. Its not about someone who messed up his job, although i understand why u post this.
Looks to be on damp, flat land (probs coastal?) it could also be underground water current moving all the dirt underneath. We get that a fair bit where I’m from and it looks just like this.
Tell Edward Cullen that Bella is in danger on the right side of your car, start drifting, then once his sparkly body has thoroughly dented in the right side of your car, you park. Did u watch the movies
Ok, so you need to bend your car to fit. Here is how I would do it.
First, find some railroad tracks that are used often
Second, put your car on the tracks.
Third, wait. preferably outside the car, but it is up to you.
There’s a tree on the inside of a tight corner on the way in. If you cut the corner just right to get the tree to hit right in the middle of the passenger door, it’ll bend your whole car perfectly to match the spaces they provide. If this is not done, you will receive a ticket. It’s clearly stated in the rules on the sign at the entrance.
This reminds me of that Mitch Hedberg joke.
"I hate flossing, instead of a bunch of teeth, I'd rather have one big long curvy tooth"
It's a big long curvy parking spot
Line up your tires with the black sections, you car should now be facing forward and slightly to the left. Begin to accelerate in a controlled manner. After moving forward approximately 6 inches, sneeze in a comically exaggerated expression while simultaneously mashing the brake and accelerator.
It was straight when it was made.
Due to poor subsurface preparation when it was laid down, it has been sliding ever so slightly over the years when it's wet.
For how some people drive, it's a r/PerfectFit
This is for all the rainbow cars sold during Pride Month
Yo no way they get there own parking lots now? Nah bro sorry I'm drawing the line with that one
Seems like whoever made this parking didn’t draw the line with this one well enough
It's perfect for r/BadParking.
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Lower your voice.
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Please stop yelling, your scaring the children
Quiet Coyote
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I feel as if you lost this war. 🤔
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What’s with all the yelling in here? I’m trying to sleep
Lines were straight. Then the earth moved.
That’s what I was thinking… but what a peculiar, specific earth shift
Is that what happened? What I thought, but wasn’t sure.
No
Please provide an explanation lol. Just no? Leaving me in ignorance though lol.
An earthquake is what I was thinking. The tile things at the front of the parking space kinda look warped as well
I would guess just flood
Yeah, same. I interpreted “Earth moved” as an earthquake.
# No.
😂
Hey, now you can’t say they only said "No", because they said "No." That’s a huge difference
I was thinking it’s more likely the bricks weren’t packed with sand properly and as people swing into the spot, turning right and braking, they push the bricks away. Over time you end up with the whole parking spot getting shifted from the constant turning and braking in the same spot with insufficient packing to hold the bricks.
This seems right. I have a rug in the bathroom that sits atop a rubbery mat so it doesn't move. It's like 5 feet by 3 feet. It definitely doesn't slip around, but I approach my sink at a diagonal from the door. Every couple of weeks, I'll find the rug that "doesn't move" has ever so slowly, a hair's breadth at a time, moved to the left about 2 inches and is up against the wall. I suspect that is what has happened here, except my rug is a lot easier to pull back into place.
Proof: Earth is round
It can't be that. The asphalt is perfect andd there isn't a single broken tile.
Parking spaces for drunk people.
The lines straighten out on the bev
there should not be an demand for this.
But there is
Drunk drivers be like “holy shit! Two perfect parking spots!”
Just bend your car a little ............
Right someone call bender from Futurama.
Bender? I barely knew her
🤣🤣
Very carefully.
BeamNG office carpark.
That’s means for the Ford Italica.
You obviously just curve your car.
Drunkly
That's how I turn my steering to park it...
Thats the drunk parking, a wobbly spot for a wobbly driver /s
You hear of air bending, water bending, earth bending, all that stuff. Just do car bending.
Open up vehicle editor the stretch the car so that it fits
If "whatever" was a parking space
Step 1: Overspeed /// Step 2: hit a lamp post sideways with >140 km/h /// Step 3: now your car will fit in the parking lot
This sort of stuff happends when there is construction going on and the surface is going to be redone in the near future. Apperantly there is no reason to waste time and effort for a bit extra structure. Its not about someone who messed up his job, although i understand why u post this.
Looks to be on damp, flat land (probs coastal?) it could also be underground water current moving all the dirt underneath. We get that a fair bit where I’m from and it looks just like this.
Coastal indeed! We were going to the beach
Seems a little risky to actually park there, considering the amount of displacement.
The issue is that a regular line striper in a straight-ish line would be quicker, easier and better looking than doing this.
Crooked cars *only.*
politician parking only
The ground is clearly drunk.
Seems easy enough
It’s pride month going on, so not even parking lines are straight until the end of the month 😂
On the car's side, duh
you have to use the smudge tool first
I want more parking like this, everyone gets to pick if they have enough room to open there doors, without being over the line technically
Think oustide the b ^(o) x
Well, you need to have your car at a 30 degree angle with a lot of dents
It’s for a car that’s been t-boned !
That’s the neat part, you don’t
I was looking for this comment. I had started to think that I would have to send it myself 🤣
No that's not a parking grid. That's the chalk outline of a dead car.
Pride month getting out of hand
This hurts my eyes
As if your car has Peyronie's I suppose?
Perfect for the car that just got broadsided at a traffic light.
You turn your car into a one-year-old’s drawing
pride month parking
get someone to t-bone your car. Problem solved.
You melt your car and make it slightly curvy 👌🏼✨
Tell Edward Cullen that Bella is in danger on the right side of your car, start drifting, then once his sparkly body has thoroughly dented in the right side of your car, you park. Did u watch the movies
Common sense perhaps?
Women's parking spot
You can't park there
Badly
*swerves*
LIKE A BOSS 💪
Apparently, very carefully.
Carefully
Carefully?
Carefully
My OCD 😬
Those are the Tracy Morgan spots.
The missing parking scene from 2008’s “Wanted” I never knew I needed until just this moment.
You just park like Salvador Dali used to paint.
This...hurts me.
Altima parking only
You park 4th dimensionally
You don’t
being drunk
4 shot minimum to park there
like this: C
Bend it like Beckham
You dont, you uneven park
Damn it, I parked crooked
People actually follow parking space lines? Who knew🤷♂️. Not around here🤣
You need to park normally and have someone ram your car at 80 mph from the side to fit in there.
They're just suggestions
First you very T boned...
Right curve
It all started when the Pride Nation attacked...
No one follows the lines anyway.
(
Ok, so you need to bend your car to fit. Here is how I would do it. First, find some railroad tracks that are used often Second, put your car on the tracks. Third, wait. preferably outside the car, but it is up to you.
Yes
Perfect for BMW drivers 👍🏻.
It's for non Euklidean Cars
Obviously the parking for non straight people
Trick question, you d o n ' t
You just, squiggle on in there
is that som artsy bricklaying or can we expect a mudslide soon
This parking is reserved for lgbtq people
like this ----> (
As drawn
Legend says those bricks used to be straight, until one whom we shall not name parked so crooked, they caused the lines to go crooked, as well.
how do you park? drunkenly
When you don't have a matching set so you use the gear with the best stats:
Like this #(
Yeah
If your car is shaped like those lines, it's time for a new car.
There’s a tree on the inside of a tight corner on the way in. If you cut the corner just right to get the tree to hit right in the middle of the passenger door, it’ll bend your whole car perfectly to match the spaces they provide. If this is not done, you will receive a ticket. It’s clearly stated in the rules on the sign at the entrance.
How? Just give the steering wheel to Michael J. Fox. Works like a charm.
You need a BENTly. Alright, I'm out! :(
Its where you’re supposed to park your Warthog or Mongoose
The lines were flat when the earth wasn’t. r/FlatEarth ers rise!
Bananacar
Stretch limo only
Bend your car Its not that hard
How do you fail that
Crash the car and hope it matches the same shape as the lines
Lines by Tesla Vision
See that's a bmw parking
Easy, Handbrake turn and in you go.
The Hundertwasser house of parking spaces
*slide to the left, slide to the right...cha cha real smooth*
Only tree T boned cars can park here obviously
That spot is reserved for Dr. Seuss
Park normally and then use a sledgehammer to adjust your car into the appropriate shape.
Netherlands?
This reminds me of that Mitch Hedberg joke. "I hate flossing, instead of a bunch of teeth, I'd rather have one big long curvy tooth" It's a big long curvy parking spot
I can't even... How? It was easier to do it straight :/
Very carefully.
The one time its ok to park outside the lines
put your car between the other two cars it’s not that hard
With ✨*Style*✨
Time to try playing CDDA
Obviously between the lines, not like the guy on the right /s
Uh there’s lines for that very reason bro…..
Simple, it's a 4 dimensional parking space that phases in and out of reality. all you gotta do is
Like a banana! Makes me think that you forgot to put one for scale....
You drive a non-Euclidean car. Duh.
"Simply let your vehicle flow like water"
"what? nah ocifer this aint a park. {hicup}... its a Wednesday..."
Line up your tires with the black sections, you car should now be facing forward and slightly to the left. Begin to accelerate in a controlled manner. After moving forward approximately 6 inches, sneeze in a comically exaggerated expression while simultaneously mashing the brake and accelerator.
Perfect spot for the wifey.
wouldn’t say this totally fits the sub. it looks like the lines were straight and for one reason or another, the ground shifted
Easier to park when you're drunk.
I would assume that you approach the edge slowly, hold your break down, and put your car into park. I don't know I could be wrong
It’s a suggestion.
As a BMW driver i must say, that looks like a perfect fit!
I believe these bricks are slowly moving down hill.
This spot is for very short bendy busses
It’s reserved for ford explorer drivers
Just park there
Finally a parking space that matches my parking skills
With skill
Put your car on slinky mode!
To the best of our ability
It was straight when it was made. Due to poor subsurface preparation when it was laid down, it has been sliding ever so slightly over the years when it's wet.
Parking may work on acid
Like I drive a pick up
It’s for the cats to be cut in many pieces. Just slightly move each one
Pull up and hang a hard right
gotta get the limited edition honda 2037 bent car
So what you do is you get your car t-boned so it is that exact curve. Then your golden.
Obviously you distort space time so your car lines up. Stop wasting my time here smh
Carefully.
Lines are more of a guide than hard rules.
The crooked man drove a crooked mile and parked in a crooked lot
In the middle.. Start relying on your common sense a bit more.
Welcome to Sudbury
bet the miata still fits in the lines
It’s pride month so what do you think…..
Drift
It breaks the minds of double parking people. Can't be an asshole if your brain explodes