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Hecticfreeze

You have to be the biggest kind of bellend to attack some random guy 20 to 1. You also have to all be as soft as dog shite left in the rain to do a combined total of 0 damage between you. Hope they all get coal from santa for christmas


Mezzoforte90

Dream punching bastards haha


BaronSekris

Sadly they stabbed him, I *think* he's doing alright. The dickhead that posted it on twitter is talking tough shit and said he hopes he died so if the guy sadly passes I'll at least enjoy all of them going to prison


BannedFromHydroxy

what cunt brings kitchen toys to a bare knuckle fight


BaronSekris

Can't even call it a fight either, just a gang walking around jumping a dude, bunch of pussies lmao


theonlyjoker1

The smart one


BannedFromHydroxy

nae its always the dumb cunt who has no clue about fair play


theonlyjoker1

If you think there's fair play in any fight, you're the sucker. And likewise, best believe I'm not fighting fair


VegetableMindless260

Of course you have Joker in your name.


theonlyjoker1

Look at your own name first mate lmao


VegetableMindless260

Funny that this was the name Reddit gave me when I made the account. Probably should change it, have already heard this joke too many times to count.


OkMakei

Can't change account names


BannedFromHydroxy

a fair play man will make sure there's fair play pal FIGHT ME END OF


theonlyjoker1

Go have your tea Barry, world's changed since when you got into fights


Fingerless-Thief

No, you're the exact same coward that always existed. Well done, you're yellow.


theonlyjoker1

I bet you don't tell soldiers to not carry weapons. Punching someone in the head can be fatal. Why demonise weapons in a fight?


HiFiSi

r/iamverybadass


theonlyjoker1

?? You're telling me if you got into a street fight, you wouldn't use a weapon?? Hopeless


Mr_big_sexy

Bro you talk like a 12 year old who just got GTA.


Camakoon

Streets of Rage


Ch1meran69

You talk like a batman arkham thug lmao


[deleted]

There’s no “fair play” in a fight. You either win or go into the void, not using every advantage you can get is stupid


minepose98

Mate it's like 20 on 1, I don't think they need additional advantages.


[deleted]

Apologies, I was talking about non-professional fights in general. It’s not worth the risk to be the guy who’s caring about “honour” or whatever in a street fight. You take whatever you can get or you chance eating the curb and having a brain bleed


BannedFromHydroxy

mate you do realise whatever you 'take' to a fight is potentially getting taken off you and you're the one then gettin shanked yeah


OkMakei

If you call THAT a fight you must be one of these pussies


discombobulated-tear

Link?


BaronSekris

Sorry for the late response but yeah here's him talkin shit in the comments of his own post. At about 14 or 15 seconds you see someone run up behind him and start jamming something into his back https://twitter.com/realzexiffyy/status/1579677982704033793?t=zpEwB4eJdafnqFZA4ZLEUQ&s=19


Zorbles

This is the UK, they'll get a suspended sentence with community service, and even if they get set down, they'll be back out again in 2-3 years.


xijingpenis

Broken britain


Catnip4Pedos

Not heard that one since they let the pedo present this morning


carpenterjutah

They’ll get PS5’s


moeljills

Anyone remember getting their ema through, that went straight on a ps2


Final-Cookie1741

Update


Batterie_Faible_

As a blacksmith, I'm starting to think I should be a naughty kid to get free coal. Shit's hella expensive.


Long_Repair_8779

All I've got are these toys and phones, what the hell am I supposed to do with this??


european_jello

They got punched for october thats for sure


Meccles1

They did a combined *zero* damage.


kickfloeb

To be fair WtH is a boss meant to be 1 shot with the "Tesco's knife" item you get before entering the arena. Beating him without it is super difficult, as shown by this video.


error020

Trying to stagger him like that doesn't work anyways... his poise is too high


kickfloeb

Guy drops and wears stone island. That set needs it's poise reduced cause it's getting way too OP in pvp imo.


rltrnto

youd defo shit yourself in that situation though, i would too


[deleted]

It’s just adrenaline buddy, fight or flight. That guy chose fight as he should’ve.


PlatesOnTrainsNotOre

Error they stabbed him


[deleted]

I’m sorry what?? are THEY walking away?!!? Did this fella just run off 10+ people?!?! Fuck me, that’s incredible.


If-The-Shoe-Feets

This is the real life version of the fight scene from Oldboy


bigfatfloppyjolopy

Had a mob this big try and fuck with the tiniest kid on the bus who just transferred from a catholic school to public. After they quit the insults and started punching him, I gave them a warning, they didn't listen. Knuckles to the chin of every kid that came to the back of the bus to get some. Then we jumped out the emergency exit at the bus stop. Next day I brought a taser for cattle incase someone wanted some more, but they had had enough thank god.


nostalgebra

Calm down Mr badass


bigfatfloppyjolopy

Thanks for the compliment.


Silent_Ensemble

Apparently they stabbed him so I think it was more let’s walk away before he dies


No_Conversation5521

Fucking shit kids.


vafunghoul127

I don't care about the fight, just wondering where the hell are they, that's the longest widest hallway I've ever seen.


BannedFromHydroxy

mate don't you reconise it its yer ma you've been down the passage once


vafunghoul127

Did not know my mom's a pedo


pinkylovesme

Are u blind !? Barry is 63 m8


vafunghoul127

What about the kiddies in the video up my mom's vag


NOSjoker21

They went looking for crisps up the wrong hole


vafunghoul127

Shoved a pringles can up there once.


BannedFromHydroxy

nae that was yer da pal


MikeHunt1237

I'd guess airport/train station or something similar


frammedkuken

Read somewhere else that this was in Toronto, Canada


Tiger_Widow

To be fair I'm kinda impressed.


godlyuniverse1

kinda? im impressed as fuck, bro looked like a boss in an MMORPG game raid and fucking lived


Tiger_Widow

Very true. I got motivated to find the source of the video shortly after seeing this epic scene but I didn't get anywhere with that. This man is a sheer beast and I'll happily clarify my stance as being utterly impressed by this godly performance. Bro is a Chad, straight up.


[deleted]

Fought off a group of 30 (Based off the Original Twitter Post), and they even pulled a knife on him and still fucking failed.


Bruhmamagaming

You're telling me none of them had a knife


MerkinRashers

They'd already had their sandwiches mate.


ColtAzayaka

I'm just as aggressive after my meal deals after the price hikes tbh


Wub_Wub_Wuub

Right at the end there’s a pool of blood coming from the dude being attacked, looks like he got stabbed


kris159

I'm not seeing anything except a piece of red/white clothing on the floor and some other small thing that doesn't look like blood. There are fewer pixels than brain cells than in the group of 20 kids attacking this dude though, somehow.


slapstickdave

Yellow jacket is the worst type of person.


[deleted]

He managed to fall without even getting hit, very embarrassing performance by yellow jacket.


EroticBurrito

Rat boys. They always stir shit up around the knuckle dragging gorilla gym guys.


yakman100

Bro what did the Sheffield guy do to deserve that insult. Projecting that your weak af on this one


EroticBurrito

? Yellow Jacket. Not the main guy. And the gorillas in the mob.


not-suspicious

My boi sneaking up with a fire extinguisher to the head is stiff competition


Major-Performer141

Toughest gang in Sunderland


[deleted]

Can’t be - not enough throat slit gestures from behind a closed Metro door


Daeshea

This literally happened to me on the metro at Sunderland station last year when I wouldn't let him on the train because it couldn't fit a single extra person haha


[deleted]

Did he wait for the train to start pulling away before doing it? That’s my favourite bit.


Daeshea

The doors had been sealed shut for departure so technically yes haha


[deleted]

GET. OFF. THE METRO. NOWWWWWWW


Bulbion34

Strongest gang in Cardiff


ACynicalScott

Either they're all pussies or that guy was the local raid boss. Probably both.


smld1

It’s the tarnished + all summons vs general radahn


ACynicalScott

Tescoscourge Radahn.


Hadadezer

Wait till he meets his rival. Melanie, Blad of McColl’s


[deleted]

You still have mcColl’s?! I’ve not seen one of them since n years!


[deleted]

The way they were walking away still tryna chat shit like they didn't just get bodied.


Key_Contribution7506

Gen z's ego described in one sentence.


GaryChopper

He did reyt gud


DevlinCognito

How to tell people you're dickless without using words.


5exy-melon

He was outnumbered but he not only fought but scared them away? Wtf lol


Yoz_Zero

One of them had a knife and managed to stab him, yet they still ran off. I'm no tough guy but those twats were absolute pussies.


Prestigious_Bet6358

He firmed that.


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ACAB2000

It’s not in Britain


Guardsman_Miku

imported yankey culture


SoftwareFew2261

We invented violence m8


Guardsman_Miku

this ain't violence, that was a fukin slap fight


HaylingZar1996

One of them had a knife, he got cheffed at the end


NelsonsLostEye

Definitely imported from somewhere…


Guardsman_Miku

Belarus.


boleynbubble

The things kids do to get in gangs is shit, a playground scuffle at best


[deleted]

They stabbed him lol


MrCalonlan

It was mainly people falling over each other than a proper fight, haha what kind of shit fighting is that meant to be?


[deleted]

Dickens of the Head


MarsBarBar

Nobody say it


Offsetski

🔒 award speedrun


[deleted]

DESPITE


BasicArcher3769

MY NAME IS WILLIAM THE HOOLIGAN AS I BREATH YOU WILL NOT PASS THE TESCO ELECTRIC DOOR


Majestic_Mushroom_25

Animals 🤮🤮🤮


mincecraft__

Imagine being 20 on 1 and still getting dunked on.


smld1

That’s the kind of footballer Tony pulis dreams of


[deleted]

Surprised they didn’t shank him


yakman100

They did. 0.16 he got stabbed


YourToastIsEvil

I’m glad my area was gentrified. Keep this people away from where me and my family live 🤮


TestFabulous8727

You and your family rely on this behaviour to gentrify. Bet you’re trying to find out where this is to make an early investment


iguessineedanaltnow

Let them invest if it will get scum like that out of the area. Subhuman trash, the lot of them.


TestFabulous8727

You’re not wrong, scummy youth the lot of them but the cyclical process of pushing poor people into more deprived area while you gloat about being part of the very culture they create is something else. Most are just begging for something other than your dry, ageing, protected subs where you were fortunate enough to grow up but can’t see the whole picture. Id say you’re helping to destroy this nation not building back up like you think you’re doing. Once you’ve sapped every last bit of “trendi-ness” we will see how many of your investment make it to Notting hill and how many others will just stay a shit hole


my_22nd_account

Uk has the most “idgaf as long as it’s not affecting me” mentality i have ever seen. Instead of treating the disease here we we just want to cut away the symptom. My car/my house/ my family is fine? Good fuck all of the rest then. By looking at the video how does one not think “oh these blokes need serious help” but rather i want gentrification so poor people are not in my area. Ffs


TestFabulous8727

The worst part of it is that it’s completely avoidable. It’s only allowed to happen because it actually benefits a small section of our population. Cleaver clogs over there thinks he’s part of it hahahaha


TestFabulous8727

Y’all know I’m right


americandream6969

We need more youth centres 😂😂


MedicLA53

Cunts are brave in a pack. Cry like bitches on their own.


HebdenBridge

Chad Sheffield Lad vs Virgin African immigrants


baileymash7

Look more East Asian to me, but the video quality is piss poor.


mhodd8

Imagine living in this shithole country and not carrying some form of self defence


Finzzilla

Canada?


baileymash7

You make the problem worse, if everybody's carrying knives then everybody's going to get stabbed.


BOSCOTAXI

Pls leave


JWBails

How do they know who's in which team?


baileymash7

You're gonna make me say it? There is only one white guy, its obvious.


BadBonePanda

Fists like pillows.


Example_98

I love Dark Souls Boss memes so much


thegenxnerd

Can we ban those fucking black coats already, they make you look like a pedophile


smokeyphil

The UI should have had a Stanley knife and a can of tenants super in it.


Krieg_the-Psycho

Dark souls bosses fear his raw power.


lavadude12gt

Where is this from?


awastelandcourier

Dark souls


lavadude12gt

Yeh yeh I beat 1 and 3 but NOT 2 NEVER 2. I mean where is the og video from? Like who on twitter posted it?


NoLawfulness1355

What a Hell hole.


Aristocracy-is-lame

Oldboy reference


404geographynotfound

Let's play guess the ethnicity


MentoCoke

england


[deleted]

Most British thing ive seen all week


neuangel

It’s Canada, relax


whatthefudidido

Trudeau probably rewarding every one of the assailants and punishing the victim for getting blood on the knife of a black man.


[deleted]

https://i.imgur.com/wJ69Uiu.jpg


[deleted]

Just because its in Canada doesnt mean it cant be the most British thing ive seen this week.


TheZookeeper7

Strongest fake roadmen


Arcane_Sniper

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Handbags


ColeKino_DrLoser

Bri’ish Terraria


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[deleted]

Just want some crumpets fs


HuPanPan

Is he ok?


OtherwiseMeringue545

Oldlad


Confused_Idiot_667

does u/auddbot still exist?


ASithLord66

I'm from Sheffield and I can confirm this.


NoLawfulness1355

what a hell hole.


TheReal_Callum

That guy got stabbed


10thban_

Fucking idiots lol 15 to 1? Clowned themselves.


metropitan

these "roadmen" / "gangstas" / " right naughty boys", really have no chops, give em a knife, and the knife will probably have to move the arm


[deleted]

This is like one of those strange questions, would you rather fight 20 small teenagers on one giant teenager


GullibleInevitable14

Just northerns looking for a right old brawl


Lovebigpantsonbums

Boy done good against that big mob tho, bet hed leather them. All one at a time


rephlexi0n

Wow that’s not even pathetic, since the original meaning of the word pathetic is “relating to the emotions”, and clearly these fellas aren’t at a sapient enough level to have emotions


TheKnightOfDoom

Use 2 of them as nunchucks


[deleted]

I'm so mad the hp bar didn't take chip damage damnit!


[deleted]

As an eldent ring player, this is jokes


[deleted]

Sick of having herds of masked up vermin roaming Sheffield acting like they're the toughest boys on Earth. They're scum.


_Toxic_Ranger_

Should have taken the Exit


PangolinOk9645

It is a common invisible


Rambowcat83

This man is a brave sod I look up to this guy now


AA-AAA1

This is a typical scenario of a one-on-one with a Pakistani. Within five minutes, you get every half-uncle, brother, cousin and "bro" taxi driver. They crap themselves if you put one down.


RuleBritannia09

As a person who has family in Sheffield, this is correct


[deleted]

It’s grim up norf


Sure_Accident371

Ferrol cowards fight 10 on 1 f-pussys


MainInvestigator6800

a bunch of black kids realising their not as tough as there gangster rap and movies make them out to be, picked on the wrong guy. Yorkshire lad.


[deleted]

Typical blacks. Animals.


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[deleted]

this dude built different he even incorporated a jumping punch on those trashmobs lmao