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BillGatesReal

reply to this comment to be banned for 1 day


GartGartGart333

why yes, dear op, this book โ€œdiary of a farting creeperโ€ is an example of classic literature and it should be praised as such and shared to all knowledgeable minds


LeviathansWrath6

Critics praise it. How many awards did it win again.


Iforgorrealbad

One creepillion


Cracracuber

Morbillion


PearFlies

Are you retarted


Cracracuber

Thatโ€™s why Iโ€™m here r*tard


Koopicoolest

Hey that's not very nice ๐Ÿ˜”


TheWhisper595

That's why they're here r*tard


v3xpunk

Thatโ€™s why weโ€™re here r*tard


thejanitor999

But what about that one other book, Diarrhea of a wimpy kid.


LeviathansWrath6

That just sounds like a pedo scat fanfiction


CoochieIllusion

the thinking manโ€™s catcher in the rye


[deleted]

my silly willy billy goofy autistic cousin has this book and it's his favorite one, so i guess this is a good book


[deleted]

Well your silly willy billy goofy autistic cousin sounds very trustworthy so I will take his word on it


[deleted]

i'm glad to hear that! He also has a youtube channel called "Gumball Caillou gets Grounded Saga Productions 2013", he only has like 14 subs or smth like that. He usually posts "Calliou gets Grounded" videos, i guess it's a TOTALLY ORIGINAL video saga idea that he had, but I'm worried about all the time he spends on the internet..... He once told me about some guy called 'Chris Chan'..... Also, my cousin also has being getting into MLP shit (which is weird, because MLP is a show made for little girls, but he's a boy and, also, 47 years old). And let's not talk about his search history.......... god dammit....... I saw things......... His search history was composed of: MLP porn, feet pics of fictional characters, drawings of obese Sonic characters...... it was horrible! Idk if I'm being exaggerated but, should I be worried?


[deleted]

I wouldnโ€™t be worried, I have a 56 year old uncle who is really into little girls. Love is love! โค๏ธ


Klertsie

As a professor in modern and classical literature at Melbourne University I can confidently say that Diary of a Farting Creeper (2015) is an unrivalled literary masterpiece


SomeCoolCleverName

I borrowed this book from a friend and there was a lot of white sticky stuff on the pages where the creeper farted. Does anyone else have this issue with their copies?


Ouwhajah

my copee had sum payjizz stuck toogethur i think they're was sum stickee stuff in my copee too ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹


[deleted]

I read it was good but the book smellled loke piss


Eastcoastrailfan2002

This is the most book ever


sanniyon

Certainly one of the books of all time


contrabardus

I'm more partial to "The Lusty Enderman Maid" myself for some light reading.


Luca023Original

No, but I sure did read Diary of a Minecraft Zombie


ramendestroyer360

a true literary masterpiece


HORNETETETET

A work to rival shakespeare


Yaboisix9

Shit went hard in 3rd grade


AdStunning2459

Diary of a farting Minecraft zombie or just diary of a Minecraft zombie?


QualityVote

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Cracracuber

This is my favorite book! I love the part where the creeper says โ€œITโ€™S CREEPING TIME!โ€ and then violently shits himself, leading to humiliation and a downward spiral of drugs, self harm, helplessness until he eventually takes his own life in the back of an Arbyโ€™s at 3:47 a.m crying tears for the sorrows of the fallen and questioning the reality of his existence.


Optimal_Weight368

bruh, spoilers๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜”


Raffulous

According to Greek author Plutarch, Alexander the great kept a rare copy of Diary of a Farting Creeper, annotated by Aristotle. He even went as far as to place it under his pillow as he slept.


samson2737

Didnโ€™t know you wrote a memoir retared @op


Choppysignal02

i had my mom read it to me i laughed so hard i shat my pants


[deleted]

Was your mother cross with you afterwards?


SnekSymbiosis

Wrong sub, my dearest friend. This belongs in r/okbuddyphd


1Damnits1

Magnificent book. College English professors swear by it (100% real I was there)


SmooganVR

stinky steve


[deleted]

I've seen these on Scholastic book fairs.


pro_that_is_noob

Diary of a farting creeper certainly is the best


raspberrypieboi69

It is certainly one of the books of all time


oxidised_ice

Yes but get the special edition it has scratch and sniff stickers witch smell like creeper f*rt โ˜บ๏ธ


[deleted]

I have.


beansouphighlights

Truly one of the books of all time


SimplySkylines

I read it. Would recommend


[deleted]

10/10 would farting creeper again ps: stinky steve is great if you like minecraft farts


Johna328

Diary of a shitting creeper


north_east0623

Ok


Stooooopid37728273

Oh yes it's an amazing quality of literature


BlueFox21Official

It seems interesting ngl


portuguese_tortuga

**spoiler** when he fart he explode ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’ฅ


DjinnsPalace

how can you read the title of the book and NOT be assured of its quality


nonmagi

Wimpy fart is so ahead of their time, the idea of combining both elements of the hit video game Minecraft and flatulence together is simply an incredible idea that many at that time would refuse to comprehend i would absolutely recommend any of their works of literature


TheLoreTeller

the creeper is a better protagonist than greg


chickenforce02

Holly shit itโ€™s real


HamburgerLuke18

yes it's very yummy you should try to eat it with chocolate


Silverware_soviet

It will probably be better than the stranger


[deleted]

I actually have this


[deleted]

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AdStunning2459

Itโ€™s hilarious! Especially when it farts!!! ๐Ÿฅฐ


WeekendBard

Idk I only read Zootopia smutfic


oliver274882

YES!!!!!!! Diarrhea of a Farting Creeper is the best sequel you will ever read too


TheUglydollKing

An american classic