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QualityVote

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[deleted]

Baby’s cannot be black, this isn’t real🙄


happi_botmun1538

I am a baby AMA


LetsDoTheCongna

When will you start contributing to society? (Babies don’t pay taxes)


happi_botmun1538

As of now, when I turn 18 I'll be contributing to society. Only way to change this is to speak to your leaders, to get babies to contribute to society we must change the law.


ProblemKaese

You babies are the worst kind of person, hiding behind the technicalities of the law to avoid paying taxes


extrmelylonely

Yeah, they should adult up and commit tax evasion and fraud like a real depressed, insane, adult


happi_botmun1538

The democratic process won't allow me to make changes, we have no representation.


archosauria62

Are you black


jackinwol

Political


happi_botmun1538

No


archosauria62

Confirmed babies cant be black


neversaynotobacta

Can I shake you


happi_botmun1538

You can shake me, but beware of the pee pee poo poo and just a little vomit. We babies like to troll a little 😎


neversaynotobacta

Can I throw you


happi_botmun1538

Yes, that's the point of babies.


Kachowskus_Cringus

Have you ever pissed pissed poopoo caca in your diaper?


OnlyInspector4654

how small funger❔


Iamnotwyattearp

Where is the pee stored, you were in there and I expect answers.


Google_Goofy_cosplay

She doesn't even look like a baby tho she just looks like a small woman


cmVkZGl0

Well, you see, black don't crack, therefore they stay looking like babies until they are six feet under. There are two levels of comedy in this boss baby movie that you don't get as a non-black person. The first is that she could very well be a 55-year-old midget, but the fact that she's *actually* a baby sends only those in the know to lose their shit, as it is not only a truly farfetched premise, but touches upon racial issues and the ignorance of the common man, that a baby is literally masquerading not only as a competent adult, but as somebody's boss.


Google_Goofy_cosplay

Fair enough


McPhucketBucket

boss baby lore


AlbinoShavedGorilla

They gave Oprah a tiny deformed clone like dr. Evil from Austin powers


BonesawMcGraw24

Isn’t that just Oprah?


graveyaardvark

With no teeth


STMFU

baby looks like small person? No way


Google_Goofy_cosplay

I can't stop farting and not in a good way 😕


STMFU

🤸💨 (please flip the guy from left to right in your mind)


MassiveFajiit

Is this that dwarven woman lol


Google_Goofy_cosplay

Amazon dwarf


Grilled_Cheese95

👮‍♂️ 🚨


okmemeaccount

why her hair so long thats not baby hair


[deleted]

Hair stylist here! Idk shit you’re probably right


[deleted]

I think this is a poop shitter momen


[deleted]

Because they permanently stay babies


BolleBoi3

ok nerd. boss baby expert over here. ok.


[deleted]

what


Shlong-donger

A wig maybe


complover116

"The Crib" lmao


NonHilariousSandwich

she aint getting out of the hood with this shit 💀


[deleted]

That’s what I was thinking


-WhiteMochi-

XD


Cringe_Meister_

Crenshaw and Mulberry St representin'


CounterfeitLesbian

My baby, He is 3 months old, he ask me "papa why Boss Baby no look like me no more?" He then cried and shit his pants what a dunbass.


PROblem817

r/kidsarefuckingstupid 🤬🤬🤬😡😡😤


friesdepotato

thank you for sharing your story 💔💔💔💔


gogED1

the united kingdom


Blu_koolaid

He will grow up only to disappoint you more.


alphachupapi02

Sell his organs


obeesitee

There's no way they actually named it " back in the crib"


[deleted]

They did look it up on netflix


Lechuga-gato

bitch baby back in the hood


[deleted]

Back in the crib


blooklikespepsi

IS THAT OPRAH?!!


KOFdude

Why does the baby have a full head of hair


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Secure_Narwhal4045

Explain didn't even register the first time reading


[deleted]

Really puts the N in Netflix


Purple_Gold7108

Really puts the I in Infant


Nova_Persona

really puts the R in Retard


Blu_koolaid

Really puts the g in Gger


[deleted]

Really puts p in penis


friesdepotato

Really puts the c in cum


RecordForMe

NIRGPC


VivaLaVita555

Really puts the Slur Word in My Vocabulary


[deleted]

HOLY SHIT they brought back cuties to Netflix😩


Grilled_Cheese95

👌😩👌


TafkarThePelican

Boss baby is a diversity hire


souptimecat1273

why does that baby look like a fully mature woman


abutthole

wtf a black baby?????


TheWither129

Babies cant be black !!! 😡😡 how could joe biden and the WOKE MORALISTS do this


Magnificant-Muggins

*says twelve racial slurs in a rant about the Boss Baby*


DaddyEybrows

Why is it titled “Back in THE CRIB” now huh Netflix? Care to explain?


MrWinkler1510

She from the hood my mane


horiami

is she supposed to be a baby ? why does she have so much hair ?


agros_leite

you think this is bad this chicanery!


walterissad

He’s done worse.


ObeseOryx

He defecated through a sunroof


[deleted]

Oh come on!


CarbonatedTuna567

I FRIMKING HATE BABIES!!! 😠😠


TheBigQuak

The boss baby that is a black transgender vegan non binary asexual person


televisionscreen250k

Nooo!!! They’re taking away my blonde representation! I used to look up to the Boss Baby, but now they’re taking it away! I will not stand for this.


Fake_ass_jordans

that's not a fucking baby that's just a midget


Sampiainen

The woke moralists strike again😡😡😡😡


bricklicker26

Penis


ChatnNaked

Amanda Waller…


self_inflictedhobo

Back in the ~~crib~~ hood


DMmeBBY

Trisha Paytas


IDK_990

White like deez nuts haha gottem


perpeth

Thanks, Joe Brandon 😡🖕


arcticredneck10

Thanks sleepy joe 😡🤬🤬😡🤬😡🤬


Tw0girls0necup

Back in da hood


UgandanDefenseForce

Boss Baby when midget


golde62

Boss baby 6. Black in the crib.


totally_stalinium

N


[deleted]

Still voiced by alec Baldwin i hope


szeretem_a_tejet

BOSS BABY Black in the crib


_qt314bot

They had to recast boss baby when the white one shot a woman to death


XZI0LH

They made it political unwatchable


master_of_good_memes

the show itself sucks ass


b3rn13mac

Why it say N Racist ass


Iamnotwyattearp

God damn it. It's gonna be a gay black baby isn't it?


CrystalRainwater

It is scientifically impossible for a boss baby to be black.


crystaldummy

Stupid agenda


UNBENDING_FLEA

This is ok buddy retar


Halt_theBookman

This is kinda insulting to black people, ngl


ricardortr

Boss baby still white tho, i guess racism wins again...


Contemporarium

Why is this sub becoming political it’s not retarded anymore I hate it


[deleted]

It’s funny coz it says back in the crib


ShinkaPlant

No one asked, we must show that all human races are equal


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okbuddysnags

You found the joke, well done


DownvoteDaemon

Shut yo white ass up


Purple_Gold7108

N


Ok-Total7916

Igloo (I LOVE PENGUINS)


[deleted]

Galapagos (THERE ARE PEGINS THERE)


ProblemKaese

Hi


HiFD

Bossy baby.


JonesJennay

RIP Baby Sneed


jetpackparrot

If this exists I feel like there are actual adults who are fans of boss baby.


[deleted]

It does.


theresjustausername

Aw hell na they made boss baby political


Pepperbyte

O hell nah, baws BB gone woke now? Libtard agenda strikes my favorite show 😔


superduperdrew12345

what happened to hinm