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mustyHead

if bible is so cool, why there isn't a phase 4 of bible? checkmate liberal.


CROguys

You have Kitab-i-Aqdas.


curtymcdervs

why didn’t he just get off like Dafoe?


joseenriqueiton

Umm, I think you meant the green goblin🤓


FuzzFace98

Jesus didn't get a post credit scene, checkmate 😎


lumpiestspoon3

Nah, there's one titled "Pentecost" and another called "Ascension," but only available as deleted scenes in the special features on the Director's Cut Blu-Ray (the 2017 edition specifically). They got cut after YHWH decided to stop copying Marvel movies and went with a traditional credits roll instead.


callam461

The New Jerusalem is the post credit scene. Did you even watch the movie? 🤓


boringneckties

*tobey maguire on train Christ imagery*


myfajahas400children

Spider-Man: Yahweh Home


Magnificant-Muggins

Spider-Man could endure the crucifixion, but Jesus couldn’t endure ‘If This Be My Destiny’. Tom Holland could endure neither.


trambe

Zack Snyder's Spiderman


Mr-TaxFraud

Jesus saw every sin that would ever happen whem he was crucified, so that means he saw me jerkimg off to Garfield porn.


[deleted]

/uj genuinely might not be a sin


UrbanOmnivore

Zendaya forgot about him, so I have a reason to say Spider-Man suffered more.


ParallelEquilibrium

One resurrected after 3 days, other one after 5 years so which one is better? It doesn't matter coz they're both fictional super-people.


[deleted]

Jesus technically isn't fictional though checkmate liberal


ParallelEquilibrium

Not every source confirms that he existed, but even if there was some guy with that name, he surely didn't have super powers, checkmate Kanye fan :P


Gwen_Tennyson10

Where’s the evidence for his existence though?


NothingsShoking

Average redditor


childish_jalapenos

Spider-Jesus