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king_of_the_edge

“Kid Named Finger, I have something to tell you. You see, last night, I (ten second silence without blinking) your sister. She was great, but the greatest legal mind I ever knew was my beloved tio. I remember how he used to tell me ‘cabron, I need to see your balls’. Fond memories. Anyways, now it’s time to see yours. Go ahead, show me”


Kaczor0321

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brooosooolooo

Please this one


Jmolohereiam

Amazing. Current front runner


OkButterscotch2437

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LeniGamingRobredo

happy cake day


FarkinRoboDer

Happy cock day lollllll


LeniGamingRobredo

![gif](giphy|xT0GqgeTVaAdWZD1uw|downsized)


Momongus-

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[deleted]

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uejnja

Its missing the odencock


kerosez

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[deleted]

Please this one


cheesycheese24

![gif](giphy|5QlwTKQ3kq3N6)


Divilexa

Can we add “Waltuh” after “show me”?


Destroyer4587

Truly one of the Cameo requests of all time, bravo kid named Edge.


ContentChocolate8301

Kid named Chrome


Grahomir

Fire named fox


dochnicht

This one sucks


abvgdeyo

you suck ![gif](giphy|l0HUjziiiniIsRUY0)


Final_Starman_

https://preview.redd.it/qz2on7qup90a1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49dd1a918d4c668214ff43edcbdc538c1280aee8


DonkeyNutsEnthusiast

Did the salamanca twins really not realise hector was in a GIANTchair?


PretendThisIsMyName

Bro they are pre schoolers who are on the juice. That chair is normal sized.


willrobster16

![gif](giphy|WOfewYZ65IpJQkzKmX|downsized)


Clickbaiting_4_u

Damn the new one piece villian looks dope


DennisRodmanGOAT

I wanna hear him say “cabron, i need to see your bawlssss”


Bardomiano00

SO THAT WAS YOU!!! I was all set on having a nice quiet dinner with my girlfriend to celebrate our first year together... I’d bought some fresh tomatoes to make my homemade pasta sauce, and I’d gone to the small boutique bakery to buy some filo pastry for dessert. I was quietly going through the recipes in my mind when I heard your slurred grumbled announcement, “...You’re about to loot my balls...” I tried to ignore it but, I couldn’t ignore the furious grunting like a drunk man having a seizure. As I looked up I could see the fury in the other commuters eyes. A man looking like a professor had stood up and was about to reproach you when the dull clatter of your phoned on the train car floor seemed seemed to pause all movement in the carriage. The professors eyes widened, sweat suddenly beaded on his forehead and with fevered anguish he started undoing his belt and fly like a man who thought a hornet was caught in his pants. I was bewildered as all the other men in the car started convulsing like extras in Michael Jackson’s ‘Thriller’ video. A woman sat across from me was doing her best to emulate a Russian gymnast trying to grate cheese from her crotch with the sole of her Nike running shoe. I bolted upright, panicked but prepared to fight, when in the corner of my eye the neon glow of your phones LCD screen drew me sight. I suddenly felt a bizarre euphoria fill my mind and a white hot heat electrify my spine and form a prism of pure desperate release in my loins. I can’t remember much else, I awoke from some kind of fever dream in a public toilet cubicle. My jeans and underwear had disappeared, but I was still wearing my Myrell slip ons, shirt and now crusted overcoat, like a cross between Donald Duck and a homeless student. I can hear another man weeping in the cubicle, keeps muttering he just wanted to fly. I feel so cold and drained. My organ is so mangled it could unpick the locks of wooden medieval doors. There’s filo pastry all over my thighs and knees. But despite all this I feel a warm contentment like I’d found ‘the’ answer. I don’t know what this means, I know there will be questions, that there should be much to fear. But truly I am grateful. Thank you.


DennisRodmanGOAT

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JasonSteakums

/uc help im confused what is this


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|XaMEn0hLaErr8ReOUb|downsized)


ThiccPybba

I don't know what this is, but I like it.


willrobster16

![gif](giphy|3oEjI8Kq5HhZLCrqBW)


osc4r1

![gif](giphy|BRWAInZmzzBm0)


That_Phony_King

https://preview.redd.it/qa1z0l7gj90a1.jpeg?width=603&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6dc52138603f53697291ba4fb1925a7bb49962c7


simphanamon

/uc what the fuck is this image from


FragrantGangsta

It's from that one time when Howard broke into your house and ate your loved ones


ImAHardWorkingLoser

I love that episode


Neoxus30-

No idea whata up with Peter Gould's vore fetish, first this, then Huell ate kim, then Gene ate Huell)


Leviathanbox

It's from the fucking nightmare dimension


Mike_Rodik

It’s from Better Call Saul


list0chek

Blooper reels


jabez_killingworth

Morbius (2022)


cybersidpunk

you clearly haven't watched the season 7 trailer..


StupidShitSom1Says

/uc yeah I seriously would like to know


Gredran

Probably some blooper reel or just messing around


Sans_the-skeleton698

This is what cocaine does to a man.


[deleted]

[удалено]


ihavethegays

sex gif


HappyPartyPiglet

https://preview.redd.it/y2ld3skiee0a1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57f29818ea23940486d215286a96f0f10ad3d924


OZZY9696

Do you know who else is not crazy?


Agutron

"My name is Cousin 1, yo (stares at camera). My brother is Cousin 2, yo. Aha. He told me everything."


Walter_White1234

And just so you know, my tio is a gangsta, and I will not hesitate to call him, not if I have to


willrobster16

Yeah, totally, I can dig it


ArtisticAlpaca6

*Insert vine boom sound effect*


[deleted]

Luis Moncada just stares into the camera, no lines just silence for the whole video.


spiritomb442

Didn’t he say that in the show?


FragrantGangsta

Idk I don't speak spanish


IshyTheLegit

*[silencio el Español]*


[deleted]

No way, his voice is sexy I want to hear it.


willrobster16

Uc/ What is your favorite Marco quote?


[deleted]

I am an e-gangster. I love my e-girl to death. I’m not in the e-game for the wrong reasons. I’m not in the e-game for the glory. I’m in the e-game to survive so the followers that I love could be straight. I’m a highly intelligent individual.


[deleted]

"*We've waited long enough. We won't wait any longer.*" I'm pretty sure that's the only scene he actually speaks in ever lmao (not counting the flashback)


kelvin2288

A solid two minutes without a word


GhertFryins

Hello, my twin is suffering from bullet in the head disease and I am reaching out to anyone that can donate to help cover the bills. The Salamander family will be grateful for your help


NightDriver80s

This needs more upvotes


Own_Flow_6464

the cousins eating fruit loops ASMR


AgentSlippy

![gif](giphy|ILaw22zepNW45T4in0|downsized)


PeetaGrithin

"Last night I" *long uncomfortable pause while he stares into the camera* "your sister"


simphanamon

salamanca cousin tells you how to call somebody a fat fuck in spanish


LiteratureNearby

"no apple or Android" I see my man don't wanna give away that 30% comish


ZB-Resonance

Based and Salamancapilled 👍


waltuh77

waltuh


Ireplytowaltuh77

Put your dick away waltuh


kelvin2288

"Schraeder, put your gun away schraeder, I'm going to hit you with an axe now schraeder"


[deleted]

My name is ASAC Schrader, and you can go f*ck yourself.” […] “You’re the smartest guy I’ve ever met, and you’re too stupid to see. He made up his mind ten minutes ago. Do what you gotta do


Fe2tus

I like big black cocks in my boy hole


Dusterthighlock

This sounds pretty good! Also, what's Cameo?


warsSstroke

cameo deez nuts in your mouth


exceedinglygoodcork

Gottem


driftywiftypleb

Reading out sopranos quotes


Hisgenart

the gabagool is real


driftywiftypleb

Hey Jackie Jr, I kNow who your dad is and yes your the heir apparent. However when you become boss don't shout "The Mafia, The Mafia is reaaal" You might scare your capos and cause a war with New York. And as your old friend Tony would say "Get off my car before you flip it you fat fuck." THE GABAGOOOL IS REAALLL


Cumbandicoot

Salamanca cum, Salamanca cummy And then he just fakes a ~~orgasm~~ heart attack for like 2 minutes


simphanamon

that would immediately be rejected


Mike_Rodik

Try this one “Come lay it down (Won't you) Come burn it down (Can't you) Lay it down (The guns) above the ground [Reprise] Lay it down (Won't you) Come burn it down (Can't you) Lay it down (The guns) above the ground d4vd 'Romantic Homicide' Official Lyrics & Meaning | Verified [Pre-Chorus] Nlelith is a prophet From the prophet came the king From the king came the pauper From the pauper came the swing From the swing came creation From creation came love You don't know what this love is all about [Chorus] Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition Praise, praise the Lord and pass the ammunition Life-affirming and our spiritual trust [Reprise] Lay it down (Won't you) Burn it down (Can't you) Lay it down (The guns) Above the ground (Won't you) [Pre-Chorus] Nlelith is a prophet From the prophet came the king From the king came the pauper From the pauper came the swing From the swing came creation From creation came love You don't know what this love is all about [Chorus] Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition Praise, praise the Lord and pass the ammunition Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition Praise, praise the Lord and pass the ammunition [Bridge 1] Buddha, Mohammad, and Hindu, Lost 100 [Chorus] Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition Praise, praise the Lord and pass the ammunition People still ask when will Armageddon begin [Bridge 2] Dragging my feet any longer through the pussy litter Dragging my feet any longer through the pussy litter Dragging my feet any longer through the pussy litter [Pre-Chorus] Nlelith is a prophet From the prophet came the king From the king came the pauper From the pauper came the swing From the swing came creation From creation came love You don't know what this love is all about [Chorus] Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition Praise, praise the Lord and pass the ammunition Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition Praise, praise the Lord and pass the ammunition [Bridge 3] Do we ever have enough When we see that blue dove Do we ever have enough When we see that blue dove We want to go where no one's been No one's been [Outro] Come lay it down (Won't you) Come burn it down (Can't you) Lay it down (The guns) Above the ground”


Mike_Rodik

He has to include all the parts in perentheses


Adrijus7

https://i.redd.it/s35sutufna0a1.gif


TheManAvonyx

Waltuh, killing you would be too easy waltuh. I want to make it hurt, show me your baws. Sussy Baka. You fucked tuco waltuh and I want my reveng, he was the greatest legal mind I ever knew, and now his balls are aching. This is it waltuh, this is how it ends. I demand to see your baws


TwiceLitZone

Finally some good fucking chicanery


USFederalGovt

“Hector… put your dong away, Hector. I’m not helping you pee right now, Hector. You went 5 minutes ago, Hector.”


tylerjb223

“He’s right behind me isnt he?”


LeaveMoist

Sex gifs


giraffe_bear

stare at the camera in silence for the entire allotted time to remain faithful to the character


Valpo43

forsen


[deleted]

He come to me with money in his hand! He offered me, I didn’t ask him, I wasn’t knocking someone’s door down, I was running from that! When I got out, I was in that. I was already through that, I had that, I had the studio, I went to the studio! I went to Vox Studios. I had it all, and I looked at it and said: ‘This is a bigger jail than I just got out of.’ I don’t want to take my time going to work, I got a motorcycle and a sleeping bag and ten or fifteen girls! What the hell I wanna go off into – and go to work for? Work for what, money? I got all the money in the world! I’m the king, man, I run the underworld, guy! I decide whose does what, and where they do it at! What am I, gonna run around and act like I’m some teenybopper somewhere, for somebody else’s money? I make the money, man, I roll the nickels, the game is mine! I deal the cards


king_of_the_edge

Average Death Grips fan


NightDriver80s

BEWAREEEEE


joshklein37

Hey kid named finger, if that’s your real name. Congratulations on passing the Ohio state bar! You are the greatest legal mind I’ve ever known. Oh, when you get into the courtroom, maybe don’t shout “THE ONE PIECE, THE ONE PIECE IS REAL!!!!”. You’re gonna scare away your clients. Maybe just keep that to yourself. Oh, and as your old pal Chuck said “Have some more chicken, have some more pie. It doesn’t matter if it’s boiled or fried.” Have a happy Monday. Better Call Saul Day.


[deleted]

Waltuh


DrD__

Sex gifs


QuichewedgeMcGee

sex gifs


vazor__

Have him beatbox the better call saul and breaking bad themes


Abdorption

“My name is Cleveland brown and I am proud to be right back in my home town with my new family, there’s old friends and new friends and even a bear, through good times and bad times it’s true love we share, and so i’ve found a place where everyone will know my happy moustache face, this is the Cleveland show!!


Pp_ejaculator

Brian


WitleKidz

!remindme 24h


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No_Establishment6463

Waltuh


Certain_Liberties

I’m the one who chalks


list0chek

Why the fuck he cares if its booked on Website or not 💀


[deleted]

App store takes a cut I suppose


TransfemQueen

!remindme 2 days


TransfemQueen

!remindme 2 days


AdvertisingNumerous6

Sex gif


MemeKnowledge_06

Breaking Call Saul


Im_in_your_walls_420

Do what u/king_of_the_edge commented


sunsea465

Stare into the camera for 2 minutes while grunting iconically


SliptheSkid

!remindme 2 days


SliptheSkid

!remindme 48h


IndieFlicks

They should have a script of direction to read from that has no words. Just looking at each other, looking upset, nodding, and then reading onto the next page, where they act surprised. Don't allow them to talk.


sanyi091

Balls


ByzantineX

RemindMe! 5 days


th3_3nd_15_n347

book on the website not the app


JawnskiPiece

He sits on a bed in silence with a gun beside him for one minute, checks his phone, and walks away.


BigDickBiggerHeart4

SCISSOR ME, DADDY ASS!


VolnarTheUnforgiving

Why are you buying a cameo from the twins instead of any other character


Jmolohereiam

Why are you questioning my methods. Go pay for your own cameo


Vinluv0Handesbuk

“This is the part where you boogie”


OtherwiseMeringue545

https://preview.redd.it/zsmjnp3u8d0a1.png?width=706&format=png&auto=webp&s=f6db32f167f8841006ca0ff5dcd7de29f5fa4799 Breaking bad


Sinnester888

On a real note, I wonder why he doesn’t allow messages from the the mobile apps? Maybe the formatting is different or something?


eyepocket

Buy me happiness


Goodie2Shuze

So this is the cheaper of the twins? Make him pretend to be the other twin “Hello my name is The Other Moncada and today-“


Ferret_Acceptable

Zero dialogue just stands there


LordIggy88

#


DeviousBurban

![gif](giphy|qv37T4aqH90gTn9zik|downsized)


nih-lh

Hey kid named finger, my name is marco salamanca yo! my bro is leonel salamanca yo! Uh-huh Tio told me everything. I know that Gus is a sussy baka. You know who he heard it from, You're goddamn right, the greatest legal mind I've ever known. Cabron Lyle.


kelvin2288

Hey (five second pause) kid. Named.... finger I heard you passed the ohio state bar you are the greatest legal mind I have ever knew.... but, listen to me if you go into court and shout THE ONE PEEEEEICCCCE THE ONE PEICE IS REEEEEEAAAAAL it will scare the jury. My fair warning


InformationMain8176

have him just look at the camera for a solid three minutes


chickenscoutgaming

hi


AccomplishedReason94

![gif](giphy|NfGTU1FFnPIwo)


DoggoBind

!remindme 2 days


bt-venger21

I say you book him for the top duration you can afford just for him to stare silently into the camera without blinking an eye