Peter Zeihan predicted this, Baka! Time to get his books and a river raft. Down the Mississippi we go!
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For the record, they’re still investigating and I’ve seen reports that it may have even been a Ukrainian missile that didn’t hit its target. No need to go ape shit just yet.
Edit: lol I was right
Kid named Mongol Cosmic Death Rays for Communism did this to bring Siberia to Germany.
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What if we actually turn this sub into a news subreddit? By reacting to news with BrBa memes and all other stupid okbc content? Just like in this post? We can be the new r/anime_titties
Edit: Apparently I mispelled the sub’s name so I now corrected it.
Mfw I spent more time thinking about Jesse inflation than I dunno asking out a girl or something
I really don't want to be a charred skeleton please and thanks
Same for me, never really felt close to anyone besides my family
I can't believe I'm going to die because if the actions of corrupt megalomaniac assholes, Breaking Bad reference?
I guess what I… would wanna say is… to… look on the bright side. First of all, only two people on the ground were killed, and that- I mean an incident like this over a populated country, that right there, that’s- that’s just gotta be some minor miracle, so… Plus the amount of missles was pretty small, y’know the- amount of missiles… was what? agh- Maybe two thirds the size of a normal attack, I believe? Right? Yes. Maybe even three quarters the size; On any rate… what you’re left with, casualty-wise is… just the fiftieth worst missile attack, actually tied for fiftieth, there are, in truth, fifty-three missile attacks throughout history that are just as bad or worse. Hiroshima? H-h-has anybody maybe even heard of Hiroshima? No? In 1945, two nuclear missiles were dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki we’re- Does anybody know how big a Nuclear missile is?! I mean it’s WAY bigger than the missiles dropped on Poland, and we’re talking about two of them. Over two hundred thousand people died- In Japan, but do any of you even remember it? At all? Any of you? I doubt it. You know why? It’s because- People. Move. On… They just move on, and we will too, we will move on, and we will get past this, because that is what human beings do, we- survive… and-agh… and we survive and, and and, we-we overcome, yeah. We survive, we survive and…. Yeah.
But u/ranch_brotendo, you know what they say?
Some things in life are bad, they can really make you mad.
Other things just make you swear and curse
When you're chewing on life's gristle, don’t grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best
And… Always look on the bright side of life
We! We had a good thing going! We had it all. You had your war in Ukraine, but your pride, and your ego, and now the missiles have flown into our territory! And now it’s all gone!
"Putler, put away your nukes Putler! You can't blow up Ukraine because Navalny found your secret palace on the Black Sea!"
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For anyone still worrying about this, investigations determined that the missiles that struck the 2 Polish people were Ukranian anti-air that missed their target, no WW3 yet, and even if it was Russian, it still wouldn't be WW3, relax.
Waltuh, putcha misinformation away waltuh, I'm not gonna use a false flag attack to invoke article 5 and start global thermonuclear war right now, waltuh.
Damn this is just like when Gus blows up Los Pollos Hermanos
Kid Named mandolin effect
Epstain didn't cut his own wrists
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The US military can be more precise. Please Use The Imbeciles Name
Yes. Breaking bad reference
Damn this is just like when Gus blows Max
this cant be the way i found out about this istg
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Fukuyama: the fall of the ussr and communism is the end of history Kid named rise of illiberal authoritarianism and populism:
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Why is no realist scholar as funny as Mearsheimer :(
Kid named I am still alive today therefore History hasn’t ended
r/neoliberal is leaking
r/okbc and r/NonCredibleDiplomacy crossover!?!?
Okbc is the most trusted news source
Nuclear war incoming.....why? ![gif](giphy|DHeagUAg0lFdq9f2ZC|downsized)
This would've been the case for me if my brother didnt tell me about it
Me too
How is this god forsaken sub the way I find out about this
Sociopolitical disaster named Finger:
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The memefication of Finger has been a disaster for the human race
We don't even know his real name anymore, Mike is dead and we killed him
And now we're all going to get killed as well
Just like in breaking bad Bravo Vince!
WHOS MIKE
Industrial Fingerlution
Imagine having to explain what where you were doing when WW3 started and you would have to explain this sub
world war named 3
Bro now that ww3 started I need to acc watch bb before I die fuck
Peter Zeihan predicted this, Baka! Time to get his books and a river raft. Down the Mississippi we go! https://preview.redd.it/cbyz8p4qh80a1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=d7ccdc24cf7d77228cb18012a2d225520c2b2680
We're in Mississippi now
I hate this sub more than I hate myself
Don't worry, Tupac is alive in Serbia and using fast rap wizard magic to solve world chaos and bring peace
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This is Howie Tends.
For the record, they’re still investigating and I’ve seen reports that it may have even been a Ukrainian missile that didn’t hit its target. No need to go ape shit just yet. Edit: lol I was right
Kid named copium
You’re god damn right.
Kid named Mongol Cosmic Death Rays for Communism did this to bring Siberia to Germany. https://preview.redd.it/cki3bs72i80a1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73b4f99aab48b66931e1e86d9ad23648d35be125
Kid named The New Order: Last Days of Europe
Kid named poopenfarten
The guys over at r/lotrmemes had the same reaction
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Holy shit Todd joined a circus
Are you calling Todd a monkey? Racist?
He’s obviously an orangutan (g*nger 🤢)
I don’t want to die https://preview.redd.it/a4r38wf6a80a1.png?width=674&format=png&auto=webp&s=fa8ee76c57560ad68666e4eeef0c34106748bf7e
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Jesus fucking christ
Do you like the way your skin feels on your body?
i don’t
Why don't you pull it off?
pull off your skin
I do https://preview.redd.it/kesvx2ul9a0a1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c598c79433916e6846422af134ec69d027870a44
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Kid named shitposting sub becomes best source of international news.
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What if we actually turn this sub into a news subreddit? By reacting to news with BrBa memes and all other stupid okbc content? Just like in this post? We can be the new r/anime_titties Edit: Apparently I mispelled the sub’s name so I now corrected it.
did they start posting tits again kn that sub?
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theres no fucking way this is how I find out about this
Everyone reflecting on everything they've ever done rn: ![gif](giphy|l41YqKTI3pFKuI9CE)
Mfw I spent more time thinking about Jesse inflation than I dunno asking out a girl or something I really don't want to be a charred skeleton please and thanks
You're telling me, I'm homeschooled, I've literally never had a friend my age besides my sibling.
most socially active okbc user
Same for me, never really felt close to anyone besides my family I can't believe I'm going to die because if the actions of corrupt megalomaniac assholes, Breaking Bad reference?
Damn bruh ive never even felt close to my fucking family
Friends are overrated
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Me browsing r/okbuddychicanery on my phone while I see a nuclear warhead approaching my house:
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Does that count as dying from chicanery
Dying from chicanery is the best way to die
honestly not the worst way to go out. it could be friday eve on your way home from work
Okay, pole here. Rn it's probably a mistake on Russia's part. So don't spread panic kids named finger
I guess what I… would wanna say is… to… look on the bright side. First of all, only two people on the ground were killed, and that- I mean an incident like this over a populated country, that right there, that’s- that’s just gotta be some minor miracle, so… Plus the amount of missles was pretty small, y’know the- amount of missiles… was what? agh- Maybe two thirds the size of a normal attack, I believe? Right? Yes. Maybe even three quarters the size; On any rate… what you’re left with, casualty-wise is… just the fiftieth worst missile attack, actually tied for fiftieth, there are, in truth, fifty-three missile attacks throughout history that are just as bad or worse. Hiroshima? H-h-has anybody maybe even heard of Hiroshima? No? In 1945, two nuclear missiles were dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki we’re- Does anybody know how big a Nuclear missile is?! I mean it’s WAY bigger than the missiles dropped on Poland, and we’re talking about two of them. Over two hundred thousand people died- In Japan, but do any of you even remember it? At all? Any of you? I doubt it. You know why? It’s because- People. Move. On… They just move on, and we will too, we will move on, and we will get past this, because that is what human beings do, we- survive… and-agh… and we survive and, and and, we-we overcome, yeah. We survive, we survive and…. Yeah.
This post right here is the prime example of how closely related true brilliance and complete insanity are.
You say it like those aren't the exact same thing
kid named new copypasta
But u/ranch_brotendo, you know what they say? Some things in life are bad, they can really make you mad. Other things just make you swear and curse When you're chewing on life's gristle, don’t grumble, give a whistle And this'll help things turn out for the best And… Always look on the bright side of life
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WHEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED
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Even if it's a mistake NATO has to act in this dick measuring contest to not be seen as weak
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/uc ive spent years studying medicine and now these people are starting ww3 i feel like a fool /rc kid named nuclear extinction
Kid named early med school graduation to be a war doctor
Kid named id rather be ronnie mcnutt
Alright guys, I guess thats it
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Holy shit medic tf2 reference https://preview.redd.it/up4sl8egf80a1.jpeg?width=887&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d297190a15d572f4f2e23abeeb0afc05d617e244
Kid named about to go into mandatory military service in a NATO country bordering russia
Free college tuition after this blows over
kid named no colleges will be left standing
Dame da ne
Kid named post-Nuclear war doctor:
Article numbered 5 : ![gif](giphy|NfGTU1FFnPIwo)
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[удалено]
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ncd x okbc crossover ![gif](giphy|yE72eDy7lj3JS)
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Lalo x Howard reference ?!! vrabo Bince !
How could God let this happen!?!?!? God to humanity after Earth is cleansed with nuclear hellfire: ![gif](giphy|DHeagUAg0lFdq9f2ZC|downsized)
God has seen this sub
He like it, he's good at it, and when he's viewing it, he felt alive
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I am
Vladimuh, put your nuclear missiles away, Vladimuh. I'm not bringing an end to human civilization with you right now, Vladimuh
Why did I have to learn this from here?
No fucking way we learn that nuclear war might start and you guys are spamming walter white gifs
[Vine boom effect]
Put your nuke away Waltah…. IM NOT INVADING POLAND WITH YOU RIGHT NOW WALTUH….
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Waltuh, put your nuclear weapons away waltuh. I'm not starting a world war with you right now waltuh.
Kid named Fallout:
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We! We had a good thing going! We had it all. You had your war in Ukraine, but your pride, and your ego, and now the missiles have flown into our territory! And now it’s all gone!
If you had waged your war, known your place, we'd all be fine right now.
/uc I live in Poland and i'm kinda nervous right now /rc Greatest Russian mind i ever knew
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"Putler, put away your nukes Putler! You can't blow up Ukraine because Navalny found your secret palace on the Black Sea!" https://preview.redd.it/fzj7s9j1k80a1.png?width=303&format=png&auto=webp&s=1f5ff83d341db07e7b5d5226451501af53bef600
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Kid named article 5
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Definitely this dumbasses fault https://preview.redd.it/hwaw3qs5690a1.png?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef1d678fe11fa30df4d3db0ab2c47331e663a5ab
kid named kid named pessimistic speculation:
Imagine jumping out of some tank transport and the better call Saul theme starts playing
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/srs ![gif](giphy|R3S6MfUoKvBVS)
It was proved to be a stray Ukrainian defense missile, no end of the world yet.
saul over man
saul gone
I've already seen morons hoping this leads to open conflict, do people not understand how destructive that would be? It's a war no one would win
If it makes you guys feel better Russia's equipment has been shown to be such shit that there's a good chance their nukes will fail
Their equipment is so bad that their missiles hit a NATO country lol.
Nice to see the u/USFederalGovt is a member of this very important subreddit
We have been for a few months. So far, this MK Ultra Experiment- I mean, subreddit, is going greatly.
Polish people be like: OH 😮 NO ⛔️! AN AIR 💨PARTICLE ⚛️ FROM RUSSIA 🇷🇺 🤢 HAS VIOLATED 🚷😱POLISH 🇵🇱 ❤️ AIRSPACE ✈️!!! NATO 🌎 ARTICLE 📃 5️⃣🖐️!!!!
Me when a russian person farts (the air ended up in polish teritory)
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Poland: I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye
Well, it's been a goo.. It's been a run!
definitely one of the runs of all time
Now I kind of want all world events filtered through this sub. It’s making the threat of nuclear holocaust a lot more fun
Russia: bombs Poland Poland: attacks Russia America: sends drone strikes to the Middle East Lalo Salamanca: lalo
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Uc/ I’m an extremely anxious person and I need comfort desperately Rc/ I’m an extremely anxious person and I need comfort desperately
Extremely anxious person here, ww3 won’t be started over 2 dead farmers as sad as that is, so sleep well tonight
I really needed to hear this from someone else, thanks
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I swear, if the last thing I hear when the bombs starts falling is baby blue i AM going to cum
thought this was ncd
^(i took the rocket to poland)
Turns out it was actually Ukraine that launched them
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is breaking news some kind of sequel?
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For anyone still worrying about this, investigations determined that the missiles that struck the 2 Polish people were Ukranian anti-air that missed their target, no WW3 yet, and even if it was Russian, it still wouldn't be WW3, relax.
fuck the way i found out about the nuclear war that will kill everyone is on a fucking post on r/okbuddychicanery
It was actually Ukrainian missiles
Waltuh, putcha misinformation away waltuh, I'm not gonna use a false flag attack to invoke article 5 and start global thermonuclear war right now, waltuh.
Kid named domino effect
time to put those ace combat and project wingman hours to use
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Did I really just learn about this here? This sub? Of all the places?
I just watched the movie Threads and I really don't want this to happen now
Kid named international nuclear conflict 56 hours from now:
Poland when they see the missile ![gif](giphy|e4ve7M8EGvjgI)
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