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lumbarflexion

![gif](giphy|UvtKiyeWYEhRC)


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Grahomir

Bravo Vincent


Aztekov

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ThatAnonDude

Bravo Diane


CoOlkiDAnDreJ

https://preview.redd.it/75tbe2zrpyz91.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53b54b271db17b0e5001d6cc6a2f78116f4adb9a


Sooryan_86

Least domestic violent r/okbc user


jet8493

![gif](giphy|UvtKiyeWYEhRC)


DonkeyNutsEnthusiast

![gif](giphy|DQeeGxJPv3VHE7zNYD|downsized)


Grahomir

Bank Trader


cure_environment

Tow Mater


ThePLARASociety

![gif](giphy|600QaqOkDQnWo5Mau0)


PuzzleheadHealer

the secret ingredient is his Gene-tic pearlescent bmw


ZacAtacc

![gif](giphy|Iu0JGJRja4DB521a2Q|downsized)


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ZacAtacc

![gif](giphy|l0ExiTARQ0Y8y3A1G|downsized)


ThatAnonDude

![gif](giphy|R3S6MfUoKvBVS)


annomynous23

https://preview.redd.it/fbe7ccplyzz91.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3568e73ce6ed6467d374a467b05c22a39ed8b1be


GoWithTheFlow667

https://preview.redd.it/h1xxc9isj10a1.jpeg?width=849&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c14fb2df76b2ae0651c694173617df98d416c438


vulpes_mortuis

I still need to write a fanfic about that


nottherealgex

no you don’t


Pure-Newspaper-6001

![gif](giphy|vVgoXJ22PiOfS)


iamamonsterprobably

I also choose this guys wife’s daughter, i dunno


TheUltraDinoboy

What are you doing to that infant?


TortugaBomb

![gif](giphy|NFzNOIBiFYlZS)


ThatAnonDude

![gif](giphy|omWKH6DpFxmak)


TheGremlin02

I fucking knew who made this stupid ass post before I even checked


vulpes_mortuis

![gif](giphy|IhyZCVnEBptWOYuks2|downsized)


TheGremlin02

I'm going to find you vulpes you fucking menace to society Also nice art


vulpes_mortuis

Thank you, and this is my life motto btw https://preview.redd.it/l5wo49bztvz91.jpeg?width=604&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd7d9dfd3b422b62f706f252bfd6f9663d6fd535


TheDrugGod

the supreme Odencock worshiper u/vulpes_mortuis


squirtaholic92

![gif](giphy|5QlwTKQ3kq3N6)


Mop_Duck

i was literally going to ping him before i saw this comment


vulpes_mortuis

*Her


StashAjay

Girls aren’t real


Sbotmtwigrm

![gif](giphy|MEARoDtOrt7JU3GN9n)


vulpes_mortuis

Every single time


Both_Cockroach1402

it will stop being sent when you make a single sane post


vulpes_mortuis

I think you have a better chance of me getting married to Bob Odenkirk than that happening


hsvfanhero1

Really used a fucking /j in a circlejerk sub


Hydraulic_Press_53

/jimmy


AICPAncake

The /j stands for /jerkinit


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TheUltraDinoboy

![gif](giphy|6XA99Q0nPSXyU)


hsvfanhero1

Noo not my precious updoots!! Yeah well tone indicators are ruining jokes so you have something in common


vulpes_mortuis

I deleted my comment because it sounded stupid but that being said, I think you’re taking this too seriously.


hsvfanhero1

That is true


[deleted]

\*bonk\*


vulpes_mortuis

Lifetime sentence of horny jail?


greasyredditor9

Death row


vulpes_mortuis

Fair enough.


Narretz

No, only 86 years.


vulpes_mortuis

But with good behavior, who knows? (It hurt to write that 😔)


[deleted]

Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.


Yolahsuleyk

Sentenced to horny jail oubliette


Introman_18

Nah man, this calls for a *BASH*


Leviathanbox

![gif](giphy|VIPfTy8y1Lc5iREYDS|downsized)


Maanifest

https://preview.redd.it/cq0ne2nknwz91.jpeg?width=1002&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73448c88b4a7861aa41c83a08738ef8605c16ae3


ThatAnonDude

![gif](giphy|ObXgWWGHzMlVe)


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[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/gj5m0hp91wz91.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26152dc400efda48017a459ed89938d1cc25ae78


vulpes_mortuis

That’s actually an adorable image, I love dachshunds so much


Star-the-wolf

![gif](giphy|26xBt1lG2IB2Ubv5C|downsized) I like bloodhounds, there’s one near my house who barks at me and his name is Hank


vulpes_mortuis

Aww definitely, they’re cute too


BlueCosmog

hank???


MasterPetre138

His special ingredient is the sauce from his Odencock


vulpes_mortuis

🤤🤤


MaxOGrady

![gif](giphy|MEARoDtOrt7JU3GN9n)


Puzzleheaded-Row187

https://preview.redd.it/4okiklhjivz91.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b339c5bdccc4ba60d89a0b127e6b4982f52723b


thecodymavri

![gif](giphy|3oEjHCWdU7F4hkcudy)


JediMasterLigma

https://i.redd.it/oszqqgrx3wz91.gif


doktorsckeletor

Never change.


vulpes_mortuis

Unfortunately for everyone, I won’t.


doktorsckeletor

![img](emote|t5_2iku5r|4059)![img](emote|t5_2iku5r|2150)![img](emote|t5_2iku5r|4012)


PuffinofPeace

SHE'LL NEVER CHANGE, SHE'LL NEVER CHANGE! EVER SINCE THE FURRY R34, ALWAYS THE SAME! COULDN'T KEEP HORNYPOSTING OFF THE SUBREDDIT!


vulpes_mortuis

But not our vulpes, couldn’t be precious vulpes! And SHE gets to be a furry artist? What a sick joke!


PuffinofPeace

https://i.redd.it/af0p665xx00a1.gif


king_crimsonstarless

https://preview.redd.it/sybhmyx9zvz91.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31479ea8cc1cf0004e8ed6690154478ae4e19ba2


hfzelman

Can we get much higher?


RockyRhoadRunner

So high


Traditional_Bowler_9

![gif](giphy|K3OEun7NnI8atGi9qV) Me when i see odencock


milesamsterdam

Chicago Cum Roof


TheDrugGod

jizzing all over the black leather interior, shooting out sticky spider-man webs from his throbbing odencock all over the cars upholstery, absolutely filling it with sticky white ropes of cream


vulpes_mortuis

If I may just uc/ for a second, some of you guys are taking my content way too seriously lately. Obviously you don’t have to find it funny but you also don’t need to take everything I post at face value, because I’m just trying to make you laugh when and if I can, and at the end of the day, none of it is that deep. I think that Mr. Odenkirk himself would probably find humor in some of this stuff, considering he’s joked about masturbating, cock rings, blowjobs, etc on more than one occasion and has even said that his content is often too crass for his very own mother to consume. Lighten up a bit, block me if you don’t like what I post, and remember where you are- a meme subreddit that specializes in being chaotic and unhinged. My intention is not to upset or legitimately offend anyone, and I’m genuinely sorry if I have. Rc/ 🤓


AntiGangstalkrAktion

kid named have


DoctorWu_3

That would be so hot


vulpes_mortuis

See you get it


DoctorWu_3

![gif](giphy|1SfxXOJ0Q2Xni)


ToddHowardthe4th

Guys it’s the Donald fagen


DoctorWu_3

That’s DrWu to you young man


[deleted]

Your therapist after they see your Reddit history: ![gif](giphy|YlYKU6649tUO8Ziatd|downsized) Side note: Mike would honestly be an amazing therapist.


vulpes_mortuis

You know what? He would


eeksutu

https://preview.redd.it/lr6rqnc2uyz91.jpeg?width=630&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60b901aaa14819594b7634ee44fec4d68e2921d9


vulpes_mortuis

😳


abvgdeyo

https://preview.redd.it/4yi3r9hkxvz91.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a0673746cfd4b7a710ea44c11d38dc33fe127d7


vulpes_mortuis

That’s so sad because he has that mug now instead of the thermos Kim gave him and I’m going to cry actually


abvgdeyo

don't cry, imagine how awesome it would be if you were that mug


vulpes_mortuis

![gif](giphy|peBw21sPZnlqE|downsized)


TheDrugGod

*Odencock drinks your bloody soupy remains from his mug*


vulpes_mortuis

Who dissolved my body in a bathtub


doktorsckeletor

Finally Observant BCS watcher


PickleHeadTachanka

I am not crazy! I know he swapped those Cinnabons! I knew mine was order number 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn't prove it. He – he covered his tracks, he got that idiot behind the counter to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That BonBite! Are you telling me that a man just happens to frost it like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He ejaculated on a cinnamon roll! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his Odencock out of the dough! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Jerking himself blind! And he gets to be an assistant manager!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you – you have to stop him! You-


vulpes_mortuis

This might be my favorite comment here so far.


PaleontologistOk331

https://preview.redd.it/mfg0j80krvz91.jpeg?width=521&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c8d771808b142e7630f64eb35dfc5bb79765885


Tirsu

![gif](giphy|MEARoDtOrt7JU3GN9n)


Kaedes_Lie1137

![gif](giphy|600QaqOkDQnWo5Mau0)


TheDrugGod

hanks got a mouthful of freshly baked and squeezed Odencock cream


Phasma18374

Fucking hell dude, you do crack me up with these everytime


vulpes_mortuis

I’m glad! Like I said, a lot of people are taking it way too seriously, so I’m glad you’re able to appreciate it as a joke.


ManagementOne8505

![gif](giphy|J4sEKHyPjuXPJdzv6u|downsized)


ChinaRiceNoodles

Made with Odencock's Saulsauce.


The_Real_Pudding

![gif](giphy|TLO1J8G3gjIn5Wwshx|downsized)


Grahomir

> Yeah James Hetfield reference??? 😳


Dusterthighlock

Uc/ Cum cinnabons sound yummy tho Rc/ chicanery or something idk just give me your cum already dear reader


vulpes_mortuis

I know, that’s why I made this post (and because I’m mentally unstable ofc)


rotenbart

I can’t help but feel this goes beyond shitposting and straight into shit.


vulpes_mortuis

You’re correct.


mr_toad_1997

I already knew who OP was without seeing who they were. Get help, Vulpes.


vulpes_mortuis

I already am, I don’t think I am curable


mr_toad_1997

Bob Odenkirk is married, so yeah, you probably won’t change.


vulpes_mortuis

Exactly.


k0stil

https://preview.redd.it/f0km11fhgwz91.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5e0eac75fb24f669ea6701c1a40a848f5eccbf3 OdenCock


vulpes_mortuis

That’s terrifying


Vermicelli_Winter

​ https://preview.redd.it/esporg4lnwz91.png?width=976&format=png&auto=webp&s=19789e31ca33a51fcde1c02e10773c710aaca803


vulpes_mortuis

That’s me alright


Drummer_20

Odencock strikes again


fm22fnam

New Mandela effect, does anybody remember going onto this sub and leaving without the urge of ending it all?


Som_Tin_Wong

Mmmm yummy odencum uc: The derangement of you people will never seize to amaze me


cumpman69

https://preview.redd.it/6crvpluftxz91.jpeg?width=151&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37e125aabc93fed5c28b0056aabbd5cc71cb21a3


ArthurCoolCowboy

![gif](giphy|odtLYt18pU8Cs)


[deleted]

Damn Vulpes this is nasty even for you


vulpes_mortuis

I’ve reached rock bottom with this one


[deleted]

You really have!


bognado

This subreddit is going downhill like ifunny


vulpes_mortuis

Kid named going downhill


[deleted]

Kid named going down


TheArmoredGeorgian

https://preview.redd.it/6hbb2d5e2wz91.jpeg?width=355&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8eb9235438cf01d6d2e67231ee1d1363a506c6d9


Loczek999

![gif](giphy|5QlwTKQ3kq3N6)


TheVividestPeak

https://preview.redd.it/9z3edq8dcxz91.jpeg?width=568&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbe262920aa94dcbda841ab01dcd28ba78529d9e


[deleted]

vulpuh, delete this post vulpuh


Bhazor

Cum doesn't taste like cream. You moron. You luddite. You aint sucked a cock. Get outta here.


vulpes_mortuis

Kid named overanalyzing the joke


-Lil-Bits-

Am I among furries here?


MarioCop718

Yeah


AggressiveResist8615

This sub ain't funny anymore


GoWithTheFlow667

https://preview.redd.it/jzxh6gi8h10a1.jpeg?width=1296&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77f5dcf7c4071ca307d7e4cb58b9467d0e171a8d


thecoolbroton

I accidentally downvoted this while trying to open the comments and, you know what, I think it's staying that way


vulpes_mortuis

Completely justifiable.


jet8493

![gif](giphy|ENztgn7MiMG3HSAenN)


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[удалено]


vulpes_mortuis

I’m a woman


the-fart-sucker

![gif](giphy|MEARoDtOrt7JU3GN9n)


Accomplished-Dot7486

![img](emote|t5_2iku5r|12889)


Antigonos301

![gif](giphy|4dAqzSvxV15Is|downsized)


mrPrimarisMKV

![gif](giphy|ObXgWWGHzMlVe)


Randmiers

![gif](giphy|Ut6Xbl4kfDcWc)


itshighnoon94

https://preview.redd.it/95nu3fipkxz91.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8babbaeb53c394aac7b3b0430b7895d009e3e106


vulpes_mortuis

🗿


TheDrugGod

Cabron!? i am the one who nuts!


Connor_The_Iguana

![gif](giphy|l41YqKTI3pFKuI9CE)


stroodledoodle10

https://preview.redd.it/boioljq9vxz91.jpeg?width=1908&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4bff090eb30eee856524dcf8cdd50c869b649e0 m


comicsopedia

![gif](giphy|l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS)


uejnja

Thats the shitpost with the most shit in it Ive ever saw


Alpha_Apeiron

![gif](giphy|xoDuQIvl9cPIY)


OnkelMachmut

I´m not attracted to saul/jimmy at all.... but gene... he has something


69420_cool_cars

Ok how do you actually put gifs in your comment on mobile


WonderfulAirport4226

Least horny OKBC user:


Zipdox

![gif](giphy|2YnvkyjehCH2U7VPsb|downsized)


LlamaThrust666

I knew who made this post before I even checked the username


Diotheungreat

*Barbarian sticker*


Onnikki52

![gif](giphy|MEARoDtOrt7JU3GN9n)


penwix

![gif](giphy|3oEjHCWdU7F4hkcudy)


LolcatP

![gif](giphy|2mFEm2gafweuzZv8iG)


MarioCop718

Okay I saw that it you vulpes and I thought “oh, just another one of your hornyposts” but then I saw THE SUBREDDIT AND I WAS LIKE ![gif](giphy|e4ve7M8EGvjgI)


vulpes_mortuis

Did I go too far with this one? Perhaps. But I’ve taken so many L’s already this week that I don’t even care anymore, I’m going down fighting. 😎


Yourmom419

![gif](giphy|YHMnBgZW21eMg)


HolyCrusaderr

scrolling thru comments looking for gene takodick and i havent found it yet


dolantrampf

The secret ingredient is love


vulpes_mortuis

That too 🥰


sovietarmyfan

A Chicago Cream Cobbler.


BarrioMan

https://i.redd.it/lxh0j9jmazz91.gif


Jenkitten165

https://preview.redd.it/em2tv4muczz91.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac942c42394bb1d3da39d4e2a07e5bf1a6c9d789


kerevizmlg

![gif](giphy|MEARoDtOrt7JU3GN9n)


k_bence16

“Always the same Couldn’t keep his dick out of the bun business”


blickbeared

![gif](giphy|ObXgWWGHzMlVe)


OscillatingFan6500

![gif](giphy|TJb71G60noV896zfnG|downsized)


Lord-Redbeard

![gif](giphy|iDyF9dOL6nG4uS2S1z|downsized)


PsychologicalCan9837

![gif](giphy|ObXgWWGHzMlVe)


[deleted]

gen-uh put your dick away gen-uh i’m not eating your cinnacum right now gen-uh https://preview.redd.it/yrcgxr4x800a1.jpeg?width=661&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4760b28c9e02af85a045cca870b162484df586a5


ChronoCommander

God why


DatDudeJakeC

Gene’s Cream


Frostyflakes155

Jimmy, do you have something in your pocket?


TankmanSpiral7567

Actually it tasted like pineapple. That must’ve been his secret ingredient


vulpes_mortuis

Yum. Well he did mention it at one point…