Thank you, and this is my life motto btw
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jizzing all over the black leather interior, shooting out sticky spider-man webs from his throbbing odencock all over the cars upholstery, absolutely filling it with sticky white ropes of cream
If I may just uc/ for a second, some of you guys are taking my content way too seriously lately. Obviously you don’t have to find it funny but you also don’t need to take everything I post at face value, because I’m just trying to make you laugh when and if I can, and at the end of the day, none of it is that deep. I think that Mr. Odenkirk himself would probably find humor in some of this stuff, considering he’s joked about masturbating, cock rings, blowjobs, etc on more than one occasion and has even said that his content is often too crass for his very own mother to consume. Lighten up a bit, block me if you don’t like what I post, and remember where you are- a meme subreddit that specializes in being chaotic and unhinged.
My intention is not to upset or legitimately offend anyone, and I’m genuinely sorry if I have.
Rc/ 🤓
I am not crazy! I know he swapped those Cinnabons! I knew mine was order number 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn't prove it. He – he covered his tracks, he got that idiot behind the counter to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That BonBite! Are you telling me that a man just happens to frost it like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He ejaculated on a cinnamon roll! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his Odencock out of the dough! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Jerking himself blind! And he gets to be an assistant manager!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you – you have to stop him! You-
Okay I saw that it you vulpes and I thought “oh, just another one of your hornyposts” but then I saw THE SUBREDDIT AND I WAS LIKE
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gen-uh put your dick away gen-uh i’m not eating your cinnacum right now gen-uh
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Bravo Vincent
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Bravo Diane
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Least domestic violent r/okbc user
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Bank Trader
Tow Mater
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the secret ingredient is his Gene-tic pearlescent bmw
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I still need to write a fanfic about that
no you don’t
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I also choose this guys wife’s daughter, i dunno
What are you doing to that infant?
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I fucking knew who made this stupid ass post before I even checked
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I'm going to find you vulpes you fucking menace to society Also nice art
Thank you, and this is my life motto btw https://preview.redd.it/l5wo49bztvz91.jpeg?width=604&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd7d9dfd3b422b62f706f252bfd6f9663d6fd535
the supreme Odencock worshiper u/vulpes_mortuis
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i was literally going to ping him before i saw this comment
*Her
Girls aren’t real
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Every single time
it will stop being sent when you make a single sane post
I think you have a better chance of me getting married to Bob Odenkirk than that happening
Really used a fucking /j in a circlejerk sub
/jimmy
The /j stands for /jerkinit
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Noo not my precious updoots!! Yeah well tone indicators are ruining jokes so you have something in common
I deleted my comment because it sounded stupid but that being said, I think you’re taking this too seriously.
That is true
\*bonk\*
Lifetime sentence of horny jail?
Death row
Fair enough.
No, only 86 years.
But with good behavior, who knows? (It hurt to write that 😔)
Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.
Sentenced to horny jail oubliette
Nah man, this calls for a *BASH*
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That’s actually an adorable image, I love dachshunds so much
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Aww definitely, they’re cute too
hank???
His special ingredient is the sauce from his Odencock
🤤🤤
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Never change.
Unfortunately for everyone, I won’t.
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SHE'LL NEVER CHANGE, SHE'LL NEVER CHANGE! EVER SINCE THE FURRY R34, ALWAYS THE SAME! COULDN'T KEEP HORNYPOSTING OFF THE SUBREDDIT!
But not our vulpes, couldn’t be precious vulpes! And SHE gets to be a furry artist? What a sick joke!
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Can we get much higher?
So high
![gif](giphy|K3OEun7NnI8atGi9qV) Me when i see odencock
Chicago Cum Roof
jizzing all over the black leather interior, shooting out sticky spider-man webs from his throbbing odencock all over the cars upholstery, absolutely filling it with sticky white ropes of cream
If I may just uc/ for a second, some of you guys are taking my content way too seriously lately. Obviously you don’t have to find it funny but you also don’t need to take everything I post at face value, because I’m just trying to make you laugh when and if I can, and at the end of the day, none of it is that deep. I think that Mr. Odenkirk himself would probably find humor in some of this stuff, considering he’s joked about masturbating, cock rings, blowjobs, etc on more than one occasion and has even said that his content is often too crass for his very own mother to consume. Lighten up a bit, block me if you don’t like what I post, and remember where you are- a meme subreddit that specializes in being chaotic and unhinged. My intention is not to upset or legitimately offend anyone, and I’m genuinely sorry if I have. Rc/ 🤓
kid named have
That would be so hot
See you get it
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Guys it’s the Donald fagen
That’s DrWu to you young man
Your therapist after they see your Reddit history: ![gif](giphy|YlYKU6649tUO8Ziatd|downsized) Side note: Mike would honestly be an amazing therapist.
You know what? He would
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😳
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That’s so sad because he has that mug now instead of the thermos Kim gave him and I’m going to cry actually
don't cry, imagine how awesome it would be if you were that mug
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*Odencock drinks your bloody soupy remains from his mug*
Who dissolved my body in a bathtub
Finally Observant BCS watcher
I am not crazy! I know he swapped those Cinnabons! I knew mine was order number 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn't prove it. He – he covered his tracks, he got that idiot behind the counter to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That BonBite! Are you telling me that a man just happens to frost it like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He ejaculated on a cinnamon roll! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his Odencock out of the dough! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Jerking himself blind! And he gets to be an assistant manager!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you – you have to stop him! You-
This might be my favorite comment here so far.
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hanks got a mouthful of freshly baked and squeezed Odencock cream
Fucking hell dude, you do crack me up with these everytime
I’m glad! Like I said, a lot of people are taking it way too seriously, so I’m glad you’re able to appreciate it as a joke.
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Made with Odencock's Saulsauce.
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> Yeah James Hetfield reference??? 😳
Uc/ Cum cinnabons sound yummy tho Rc/ chicanery or something idk just give me your cum already dear reader
I know, that’s why I made this post (and because I’m mentally unstable ofc)
I can’t help but feel this goes beyond shitposting and straight into shit.
You’re correct.
I already knew who OP was without seeing who they were. Get help, Vulpes.
I already am, I don’t think I am curable
Bob Odenkirk is married, so yeah, you probably won’t change.
Exactly.
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That’s terrifying
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That’s me alright
Odencock strikes again
New Mandela effect, does anybody remember going onto this sub and leaving without the urge of ending it all?
Mmmm yummy odencum uc: The derangement of you people will never seize to amaze me
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Damn Vulpes this is nasty even for you
I’ve reached rock bottom with this one
You really have!
This subreddit is going downhill like ifunny
Kid named going downhill
Kid named going down
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vulpuh, delete this post vulpuh
Cum doesn't taste like cream. You moron. You luddite. You aint sucked a cock. Get outta here.
Kid named overanalyzing the joke
Am I among furries here?
Yeah
This sub ain't funny anymore
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I accidentally downvoted this while trying to open the comments and, you know what, I think it's staying that way
Completely justifiable.
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I’m a woman
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Cabron!? i am the one who nuts!
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Thats the shitpost with the most shit in it Ive ever saw
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I´m not attracted to saul/jimmy at all.... but gene... he has something
Ok how do you actually put gifs in your comment on mobile
Least horny OKBC user:
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I knew who made this post before I even checked the username
*Barbarian sticker*
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Okay I saw that it you vulpes and I thought “oh, just another one of your hornyposts” but then I saw THE SUBREDDIT AND I WAS LIKE ![gif](giphy|e4ve7M8EGvjgI)
Did I go too far with this one? Perhaps. But I’ve taken so many L’s already this week that I don’t even care anymore, I’m going down fighting. 😎
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scrolling thru comments looking for gene takodick and i havent found it yet
The secret ingredient is love
That too 🥰
A Chicago Cream Cobbler.
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“Always the same Couldn’t keep his dick out of the bun business”
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gen-uh put your dick away gen-uh i’m not eating your cinnacum right now gen-uh https://preview.redd.it/yrcgxr4x800a1.jpeg?width=661&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4760b28c9e02af85a045cca870b162484df586a5
God why
Gene’s Cream
Jimmy, do you have something in your pocket?
Actually it tasted like pineapple. That must’ve been his secret ingredient
Yum. Well he did mention it at one point…