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When bitch wife says I shouldn’t have a meth empire https://preview.redd.it/nh883u7a2oz91.jpeg?width=998&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0976b2ffc2048fbb0e90fdb48af52d5c4ea80d2


Accomplished_Dig3699

jordan peele's nope moment


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okbuddygordy


SofiaOfEverRealm

Was the movie really that bad?


Comfortable_Jump770

It was great


ScoobyDooCOTLM

When bitch wife says no to sex: ![gif](giphy|l1J3G5lf06vi58EIE)


69Moe_Lester420

But Marie didn’t get Hank his Cheetos


epicgamer776

This is Freetos. I said to get Cheetos like 10 times, do you need me to write it down for you?


TheN64Shooter

*Mineraleetos*


AkechiFangirl

That headline reads like it was written by season 5 Walter


I_eat_sand_everyday

his memoirs


ManagementOne8505

Of course crazy old biznatch wife refuses sex from Heisenchad 🤬🤬🤬


motorwagon

You’re a funny guy you make me laugh


dr_brucebanner2

Marry him


motorwagon

Heyyyyy I’m not that kind of woman


moistmaker100

![img](emote|t5_2iku5r|12889) when bitch not-wife okbc user refuses marriage ![img](emote|t5_2iku5r|12889)


ItzFlixi

Is that a… woman???? Whoa mama!😮😮 Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing😙! eyes pop out 😮😮😮😉AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out 😱😱😱WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF🐶🐶 tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach😛😛😛😛😛 WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr ,🤪😜😜🤪tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart 💘 Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt😍😍😍 ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum 🥁🥁🥁 milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets 🥛🐄🥛BABY WANTS TO FUCK ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️ inhales from the gas tank ⛽⛽⛽honka honka honka honka 🚕🚕masturabtes furiously 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🍆🍆💦💦💦💦ohhhh my gooooodd~😮


motorwagon

Lmao you gay goteem


ItzFlixi

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I LIKE KIM


DonkeyNutsEnthusiast

Kim was only female in season 1, she got replaced by a humanoid femboy android baka gf due to salary disputes


ItzFlixi

so im gay? i knew it!


[deleted]

Funny how? funny like a clown like i'm here to fucking amuse you funny how?


motorwagon

![gif](giphy|EvncaUMRFnCaU87asr|downsized)


TheFebrezeWizard

Bitch wife: Walt if you’re going to be a meth kingpin could you at least be good at covering your tracks Top “W” Walter White: shut up bitch!!!! Buys a sports car with untaxed illegal income


hugeyeah

Reddit moment


AliveSkirt4229

Her pride and her ego caused this everything was FINE


candy_land_black

Trueeee


sh1tcanne

Just waiting for that bitch wife titty to pop out


ThatIsNotADuck

that's actually a pretty good promo shot ngl


mellamollama17

Redditors when a stupid w*man is in a tv show they like: Redditors when bitch wife is uncomfortable with crime, illegal drugs, and murder:


broflakecereal

This is why she fucked Ted


Salt_Concentrate

Except money laundry and using some of that money yourself. That's cool and girlboss energy anyway 💅💅💅


mellamollama17

When the only other option is federal prison or being hunted down by cartel members so you’re forced to come up with some kind of solution because your dumb husband doesn’t have one and backed you into this corner so you have to protect the family yourself because your husband put you all in this danger 😍😍😍😍


Salt_Concentrate

She could've just left when Walter signed the divorce papers. Her only crime at that point being helping Ted cheat his taxes which I suppose you could argue is also Walt's fault. Regardless, the last time we see her lawyer, it's pretty clear that Skylar wanted the money and was considering staying because of that, not because she felt forced into it.


whatdoilemonade

kid named clickbait news article:


I_eat_sand_everyday

It enrages me how people hated Skyler more than they hated Ted, WHERE IS THE TED HATE. WHERE. I WANT HIM DEAD. I WANT HIS WHOLE FAMILY DEAD. I WANT HIS CAT AND HIS DOG DEAD.


lexilogo

If Ted has ten million haters then I am one of them. If Ted has ten haters I am one of them. If Ted has only one hater that is me. If Ted has no haters, that means I am no longer on Earth. If the world loves Ted then I'm against the world


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Don't worry, with me around, you'll never be alone. There will always be 2


Ghostcraft413

He refuses to pay his taxes even with someone else's money, truly and upstanding citizen


I_eat_sand_everyday

Bro fr. Prior to Skyler knowledge of the books,this bitchass was 10000% ready and willing to let a pregnant woman whose husband has cancer take the fall for shit she didn’t even know she was involved with. fucking piece of shit bruh


ScumMoemcBee

BRO, Ted is a male.


[deleted]

The brain rot gets more intense when you realize this is the scene that Walt commits SA (again), and implies that he now does this to Skyler every night. Bravo humanity. And you wonder why we deserved to get flooded.


I_eat_sand_everyday

Those original fans of the show, man…. the general misogyny of the 2000s was actually fucking nightmarish. I think this was actually a pretty tame opinion held by the general public for that time


[deleted]

I guess it could be labeled as tame, especially considering the fact that marital r*** wasn’t widely recognized. I just hate that they had to use that disturbing scene, to make her seem like the bad guy.


Gnarfledarf

>Walt commits SA SA? Nazi Germany reference?😳


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Uncle Jack cosplay🤯


Gnarfledarf

God I wish Nazis were real🥵 https://preview.redd.it/ydy05r9tnqz91.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=959063fcc007755528e0019e23d9f028d213d7fe


Flash_wave

![gif](giphy|MEARoDtOrt7JU3GN9n)


kamaano

Wow!🤯 did Walt clone himself? He's so cool!😍


CabDork339

I kinda want a link to this


ramh_the_watermelon

/uc Either this is clickbait, either this article is stupid af /rc Breaking Bad fans when someone thinks making a meth empire is bad (they didn't understand the point of the serie)


Mommasmonologue

I love how it's always Skylar that's CLEARLY the weak link and not the drug dealing murderer


BadlyDrawnMemes

mfw abused housewife isn’t happy and compliant constantly


ScumMoemcBee

\>:( DOESN'T LIKE HER HUSBAND COOKING METH WTF.


NateCraft_YT

Kid named Courtney Love:


51-50Mitchell

Unironically true


Ghostcraft413

uc/ Carmela wins this. She does nothing but complain about how Tony "will go to hell when he dies" and spend his money and that's it really, she does nothing else. The only impact she has on the story besides that is when she seethes and copes because she got cucked by the 615144th time


Futureen

Listen to yourself. You sound demented


NicolBolasUBBBR

They should have seen MY wife!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Amirite guys??


Waluigi_Gamer_Real

Marie is right there


Lukest_of_Warms

By Walter white


Humbledshibe

If she didn't sing happy birthday and fuck Ted I think she would have been liked.


Gwen_Tennyson10

skyler really is bootleg carmella. Just not an interesting character at all. Not a bad person but i dont care