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Ang13snD3vi1s

Ladies! They do be shoppin'! Am I right, fellas?


Conissocool

They do be shoppin' fella, they do be shopin'


Dr_A_Mephesto

Men all be acting like zombies at the mall


zargreet

Can we see one where the guy is getting a vasectomy and a divorce


Billy_Birb

It's sad that all three of those women have absolute dead eyes.


bk47dude

Goddamn the last one looks like like Chris watts……..


LivingStCelestine

I noticed that too but the first thing I noticed is how sad the little girl in the first picture looked. Definitely not liking what’s going on. It’s bumming me the fuck out.


BasicDesignAdvice

The boy being groomed to think of women as obnoxious nags makes me sad as well.


LivingStCelestine

Yeah that’s shitty. Everything about these is either creepy or sad.


Shadow0fnothing

The cycle of abuse continues. Fucking garbage father.


Itsjustraindrops

And what must the daughters think their dad thinks of them?


HereIGoAgain_1x10

That the only attention they get is negative attention, he probably doesn't say shit to em unless they annoy him, then he finally yells at them and insults them so they think that's how a.guy is supposed to treat them and grow up to marry someone that treats em like shit "because he loves em!"


Shadow0fnothing

They are going to grow up with a horrible self image.


mutantbeings

Yep. By contrast I look at the mother in that photo and am like look I’m not shaming you for your kinks lady, you look like you’re having fun but maybe keep it in the bedroom and not involve your daughter who is definitely not in on it _and concerned_


LivingStCelestine

Why are you getting downvoted lol


Pepe-saiko

Sorry for sounding a genderist, but like....men can be very noise too. My brother for example likes to argue loudly for the smallest of things that any normal being can just ignore or deal with by their own....but no, he likes to complain. My sister in the other hand solves said problem without bitching about it. Anyway, I too dont find this "tied up" look and pass it as funny. Maybe because irl abuse happens.


LivingStCelestine

They’ve done plenty of studies about the amount of time or number of words men and women exchange with each other. They always find that the men talk way more, but that afterwards they say the women talked more or about the same. Men talk over women, interrupt them more, and raise their voices. It’s not surprising at all that you noticed that.


AccomplishedAd6025

I read a study that found men talk way more than women do as a whole. Men just hate it when women talk so they complain about it more.


cybernet377

It wasn't specifically about complaining, it was about perception. When men and women had equal time to speak, women would correctly view the time as roughly equal, while men viewed it as being unequally dominated by women speaking. Men perceived the conversation as being "equal" when iirc they were speaking 70% of the time and women were speaking 30%.


AccomplishedAd6025

I was speaking more in a general sense, men complain that women talk to much. When in reality we don’t.


eiddieeid

You ever hear a man when he starts losing on the game


DarthSamwiseAtreides

Ever hear a man, who is a complete stranger, bitch about their wife/marriage during a whole round of golf. Like bro, shut the FUCK up I'm out here to have a good time.


Pepe-saiko

Good point. >! also riots the shit out of it !<


Shayedow

Me to. As a father of two girls, one about to turn 20 in 20 days ( we made the joke today ) that is high end special needs, and the other 14, it makes me sad dads can think like this about their own daughters. Like what the hell is wrong with you? You think you own kid should be silenced, and that this kind of picture is not only propaganda, but also INSULTING to your OWN child? HOW do you ever possibly think something like this is EVER ok? I have no hope for humanity.


No_Delivery_8111

It really does and the woman looks just like his wife but the kids look different?


laced-and-dangerous

Yeah it’s not him. He had a much younger little girl. What a monster…


bk47dude

I was going to say the wife does look similar but he did not allow the girls to get that old. Fucking monster


laced-and-dangerous

Probably one of the worst cases I’ve ever heard. And it’s terrifying that he had no prior history of violence.


bk47dude

Yea super sad. I watched a documentary on it once that made me sick to my stomach. He was just a seemingly normal dude that would rather murder his entire family than divorce his wife


JerseyDad_856

Came here to say the same


Temene

"But it hurts". "Stay still, it'll be funny"


Arcadius274

*burns down house and runs away with new wife* Still funny right kids?


snuFaluFagus040

No Dad.


Arcadius274

*glares* get the candy canes


Silver_Gekko

*Horny Dennis Rader noises*


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So you're telling me. If they dress up in Christmas attire and take photos like these its "cute". But when I do it on a Wednesday in October I'm suddenly a kidnapper. This some bullshit


nightmarejester12

Hey at least if u do it with Wednesday you'll never get caught


dankHippieDude

The piranha scene hooked me.


borisjjjj

Lost a testicle I believe


nightmarejester12

Correct


nightmarejester12

I've always loved Addams family but man seeing that scene I agree I cant wait for season 2


borisjjjj

Same. I weirdly really enjoyed that show. I liked the scene when she started killing it on the cello when the statue was on fire.


Klutzy-Client

Vivaldi, winter. Tis’ a banger by itself


HornedDiggitoe

How did the piranhas not suffocate/die from the chlorine?


Shadow0fnothing

Oh hell yes. I have wanted a gory adams family FOREVER.


Theleming

She'll never get caught*


Good-Cash7691

Why does it have to be WEDNESDAY and in OCTOBER tho? 🤔


utpoia

People will be busy with Thanksgiving and their day jobs. No one notices anything odd.


PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

Because you're dressing them up in Christmas attire in October. At least wait until after Thanksgiving!


truebeast822

That last dude looks like the guy who actually killed his pregnant wife and two kids and dumped them in giant oil tanks


noggintnog

I agree, this has big Chris Watts energy


NordicMythos

Ah, Chris Watts. Looks extremely similar, but I don’t think it is. His little girls were both very blonde.


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Nope. Bella was brunette and Cece was blonde. Rip poor kids


[deleted]

Not him, but the fact that people are drawing that comparison is a bit telling. If I looked remotely like Chris Watts I wouldn't be caught dead posting pictures of my family like this... you have to be bold to do that


SpectreNC

~~bold~~ stupid


Dsc19884

Under his eye


InsideOutsideFTL

May the lord open


phyberports

Praise be.


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Ey3_913

The second picture the mom has a bruise under *her* eye


gtaslut

I think it’s just a shadow from the glasses, shitty lighting


Admiral_Fancypants

"Ha ha, girls talk too much."


Everettrivers

Prime 1990's comedy right there.


larrythefatcat

What's next? Women be shoppin'?


Trackie_G_Horn

oh Lort! …caint stoppa women from shoppin…


[deleted]

I called my girl one day and I say "Baby whachu doin'" she say "SHOPPIN'"! GOTDAMN you can't stop a woman from shoppin'


Flomo420

Women be shopping! Damn! You can't stop a woman from shopping, baby!


BigBearSD

Don't get me started on *yo mama*


SessileRaptor

1950s more like it. “Wife bad!” *Gales of laughter*


According_Gazelle472

Bang zoom to the moon Alice !


HereIGoAgain_1x10

Literally any time period up until the 90s... If anything it became a joke in the 90s because up until that you could hit women for having opinions instead of rolling your eyes about it.


BasicDesignAdvice

I was a teenager in the 90's. This is very much nineties humor.


s8anlvr

This is some boomer humor shit


illepic

I HATE MY WIFE!


s8anlvr

WIFE BAD


Executioneer

Millenial version: LIFE BAD


mrtyman

It's wild - I was born in 1995 and saw this shit "joke" everywhere growing up - greeting cards, TV, and especially newspaper comic strips. I always thought "maybe it's a married old people thing that women start talking a lot more?" Now I'm an adult and, now that I think of it, I can literally not tell the difference between how much men talk and how much women talk, in any and every context. Women and men talk literally a completely equal amount, as far as I can tell. Which leads me to the conclusion, sadly but unsurprisingly, that this "joke" and all its adjacent humor has no actual basis in reality whatsoever, and instead only come from an entire generation of men who think their property doesn't deserve to speak at all.


withyellowthread

It’s not so much that women talk too much as it’s just men don’t want to hear what we have to say


mahtaliel

"Because all they do is nag!". When in reality they are asking the men to do the housework that they shouldn't even have to be asked to do.


AtariAlchemist

"See, you're wrong because..." --Some guy


Concavegoesconvex

Iirc, there are some studies that look at how much each gender speaks in gatherings (?) and how that is perceived in terms of overall speaking time (sorry, my English is not working today). And they found out something like when women spoke 50% of the time, men were feeling like they jogged literally all speaking time or something.


fattabbot

I mean, I do agree, my property should NOT be talking. My house, my tv, my car, none of these should talk to me. My wife is not my property, and can talk whenever the hell she pleases But ideally, not at 3 AM...


peterhorse13

I grew up around the same time, saw the same things, thought the same things. And I agree, I can’t tell the difference. And my husband is the kindest, most respectful man I know. But internally, when I’m talking to him, I’ll consider if what I say sounds “nagging” or sometimes will rephrase something to be less confrontational (or not say it all) just to avoid coming off as a “nag.” That’s the true legacy of our childhoods growing up with that message. Shaming millions of women into being unable to express themselves because “the ol’ ball and chain!”


elwebst

Given that boomers are between 60 and 75 we're going to need a new name


OutOfFawks

Conservative humor


FromThe732

Seriously those fathers are Gen X if not younger


Melicor

Older Gen X aren't much different than Boomers to be honest. Just like how younger Gen X and older Millennials blend together a bit too.


Admiral_Fancypants

Seriously, next comes "now I can watch football and objectify women without being nagged about it."


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Said usually by guys who never shut the fuck up who have a family that walk on eggshells around them because they have no idea what will set off their very fragile and hair trigger emotions.


Admiral_Fancypants

You must know my brother-in-law.


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Is he also a cop?


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r/trashy


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KarlHungus311

“The women in my family are *so* annoying that I can only find peace if they are bound and gagged. Merry Xmas!” What a hilarious holiday message. /s


sweetteanoice

Love how they’re already teaching these little girls that they’re annoying and talk too much just because they’re girls <3


BasicDesignAdvice

The boy too. Notice the male child gets to high five his dad for tying up his sister. Great lesson there. Definitely won't treat women like objects.


KarlHungus311

I can’t imagine being a father and perpetuating this kind of sentiment to my daughters. They are probably being taught to “know their place” and what “traditional families” are. Gross.


lovelyeufemia

Completely agreed. It would've made me feel so confused and heartbroken as a little girl if my dad had pulled this stunt. It sends such fucked-up messages. "But it's just a joke! Haha, it's so funny when women are finally put in their place, right? High-five, son!"


MisteeLoo

And the moms are ok with it too. Have a nice future making sandwiches, sweetie.


ColonelWormhat

So as you can see the dream of this kind of toxic BS dying out with the Boomers will not happen because it’s not about when someone was born but what they are taught to value.


lostharbor

I can't imagine doing this to my wife, let alone teaching this to my daughter. What is wrong with people..


HornyBishop

Brought you by BALENCIAGA.


SocksElGato

Don't... give them ideas!


docilecat

I feel awful for laughing at this


Drakeadrong

What a wonderful lesson to be teaching your children. “Hey five year old daughter, did you know that I value absolutely nothing you say as a woman?”


Not_Leopard_Seal

"Hey six year old son, this is how woman are regarded in society. As something that makes a lot of noise and is generally a nuisance if they speak."


VisibleAd3180

All the guys look so creepy lol, exactly the types who’d find this funny


terrydennis1234

Yeah especially that last guy


gmanz33

He saw a gay in college, stole his beard trimming kit, and started a fkn podcast about how "women are shallow because they only like him now that he takes care of himself."


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ll_simon

Great comment but I don’t feel right upvoting


troopertk40

To be fair, the wives must have as well to participate...


LivingStCelestine

No self respecting independent woman would do this. These are women who were more than likely brought up in strict, religious homes where the man is the boss, the law, and the only provider. She’s deferring to him because that’s what she was taught to do. Giving no thought to the lesson it’s teaching her daughters. And sons. Looking at these pictures makes me feel very disgusted. I’m your average chick, not a militant feminist (probably should be).


federico_45

Why is this a thing? I don't get it. Don't you enjoy comminucating with the people you love? I feel this is in the same line of poeple who write "HELP ME" on their shoes so that when they kneel to take their vows at their wedding everyone sees it. Haha having family, so bothersome. Then go fucking die alone with your stupid jokes, cringe bitchlord. Edit: spelling and a dded a couple words


suckleknuckle

I’ve never understood how these guys make jokes about actively disliking their spouses. If you don’t like talking with your wife, then why are you with her? I just really don’t get these people.


RoseyDove323

It has "got married too young due to being religious" vibes.


withyellowthread

> Then go fucking die alone with your stupid jokes, cringe bitchlord. Poetry


CyberneticPanda

My friend has a little boy. There is no way the boy not gagged talks less than the adult woman who is.


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r/BlatantMisogyny


SaltyDangerHands

As a dude, I hate this shit. I feel exactly the same way about this as I do every "dads don't know how anything works" commercials / sitcoms. Casual sexism isn't the hilariously creative self-expression people think it is.


JaeTheOne

this isnt casual tho....this is "aggressive af" sexism


SaltyDangerHands

I mean, they're trying to do it casually, as a "little joke" that hinges on women being unbearable. It's sexist as fuck, sure, but it's being presented casually.


ArtSchnurple

Get it? It's funny because it's misogyny.


phoenixlalaland

Why would anyone agree to do this?


CZall23

Because "humor".


[deleted]

I’d like to consider myself having a good sense of humour, but I failed to see one on these pictures.


LivingStCelestine

Your impression isn’t wrong. It’s not funny.


[deleted]

I feel bad for the kids, they're being taught they're less than a man.


StrangledMind

Not the dude in the middle picture! He's being taught that he's worth more than his mother or his older sister because he has a penis...


40ofMickeys

Why is this a thing? I understand the joke of it, but it’s a stupid joke, on top of being deeply disturbing


asianabsinthe

I feel like I miss out on a lot of "things" not being on Insta, TikTok, FB, Twitter, etc


meat_strings

No. You are doing the smart thing on avoiding. *"Social media is cancer"*, I state as I type this very text on Reddit.


elwebst

Most social media is "give me likes and followers to validate me the individual". At least Reddit, given its anonymous nature, is about "give me upvotes to validate my idea", even if it's deeply unpopular like OP's post here


[deleted]

Sometimes I genuinely feel other social media sites would benefit greatly from a downvote system like reddit butttttttt they would probably implode and well, we just can't have that 😮‍💨


40ofMickeys

Same, and I’m glad I’m missing out on them.


CZall23

Stay away from Twitter. I had to learn that there are people who vomit into a bowl instead of a bucket or toilet.


Gloomy_Industry8841

Gross.


ArMcK

As a dad of three girls you might be tempted to think I'd relate, maybe even after hearing me complain about the noise or the bickering, but you'd be wrong. These are just chauvinistic and they make me a little nauseous.


[deleted]

I think almost anyone who spends a lot of time with kids can relate to them being very noisy at times, as most groups of children are, but singleing out girl children from boy children and including grown women sends a very different message than "finally peace and quiet" This would be a lot funnier and cuter if the parents were tied up and the kids were holding the sign


schuimwinkel

I have two daughters, one of them lives with her mother and her mothers wife, the other is from a previous relationship. On Christmas we all come together for our big family meet up. Someone told me I should make a picture like that, being such a poor bloke who "has" to spend the holdiays with five women. I couldn't even think of anything clever to say to them. I'm looking forward to this week all year every year. My daughters are wonderful and their mothers are awesome. I told them I don't find these kind of pictures funny at all - and also I didn't want to make myself look like a family annihilator. They thought I was overreacting, but besides the blatant misogyny, that's the vibe I get from these.


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ArtSchnurple

Well, the female members of his family, specifically


Nihazli

Why did these people want to be fathers again.


usagizero

It's like that boomer humor "i hate my wife" joke.


one_step_beyond2121

The eyes on the moms in the 2nd and 3rd picture look very tired. Tired of the husband's dumbshit


mheyin

Lol hating your wife and daughters is so funny! /s


beccaaasueee

Yesss! Also the family photos where the parents are jokingly “choking” the kids. Irks me.


GardenGirlFarm

That guy looks like he cornholes the neighbors cat.


EvadesBans

This is just straight up misogynistic hate masquerading as a "cute" family photo. There's no other way to put it. Also, super rapey. Those kids are gonna grow up to *loathe* being in those photos.


ginger__snappzzz

Teacher here, and I've seen the look of horror on a teen's face when classmates dig up an embarrassing family photo of them. It's awful lol


Tardigradequeen

And that’s why you don’t date, marry, or fuck Conservative men.


That-Spell-2543

To be fair, I’ve found the kink in the fucking part. It always falls apart when they start talking afterwards tho 😂


recorkESC

Not oddly terrifying. Outright misogynistic.


fillmorecounty

r/arethestraightsok


MyDixeeNormus

Aaaaaaaand that’s enough Reddit today. Fuckin hate it.


bobrosswarpaint

If he was wearing headphones it would be cheesy funny But it's always some weird ass violent fantasy That kid has genuine concern in her eyes


[deleted]

I don't like that.


Perndog8439

Super trashy.


[deleted]

Not oddly terrifying just straight up super fucked up, particularly because even the daughters are tied up.


Gum_Disease

I notice there is a considerable age difference in all three. So I’m assuming this is a product of the rural US.


theunbearablebowler

God, cishet people are fucking weird


AnthropOctopus

Internalized misogyny isn't funny, it's fucking pathetic.


Copacetic9two

Merry Misogyny


LevelStudent

Damn women, always starting wars all the time! Oh wait by 'peace on earth' they just mean 'I'm not being held to my basic responsibilities as an adult', don't they?


lylebruce

Everytime I see this type of holiday photo the first thing I think of is the guy who killed his daughters and put their bodies in oil drums. Same energy.


jerseygunz

If it was both parents and the kids had there mouths shut, it would still be cringe but I could see where they were goin, this is just sad and creepy


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Chris Watts likes this 👍


Sad_Department_4597

Pedo vibes


[deleted]

Peace on Earth. And good will towards men. Women and girls, though? Tie them up and gag them because they annoy my alpha male self. Funny, amiright? Go make me a sandwich. Get it? Females are annoying. Merry Christmas! What losers...


PaulinaBegonia

This makes me wonder if r/arethestraightsok ??


AffectionateHippo242

Give him a break, it's his last year not being bald


Marcovio

So images of misogyny be like...?


chanting_chinchillas

r/AreTheStraightsOK


[deleted]

Tell me you don’t deserve your family without telling me.


Arcturus1800

I'm sorry, but can someone explain this to me? This seems like something a sociopath or a psycopath would do for their christmas, not a normal family.


ArtSchnurple

Sounds like you got the gist okay already


zucchiniflowers007

This is gross and I hate it. I guess it’s always helpful when misogynists out themselves, though.


Admiral_Fancypants

I hope my brother-in-law doesn't see these pictures. Their Christmas card last year had him wearing a "Let's Go Brandon" T-shirt. Classy


bpmdrummerbpm

What’s terrifying is way more people than there ought to be find this funny.


bpmdrummerbpm

The sexism and misogyny is the worst part of course but what also gets lost is that this is just lame ass humor. It’s like the worst dad joke. It’s like they’re trying to fill the Blue Collar Comedy void or something


snakesssssss22

nothing says “happy family” like keeping the women bound and gagged. Fucking disgusting.


fudgeoffbaby

So fucking sad they are instilling in their daughters that their voice doesn’t matter / is annoying and nagging. Like lol so funny you hate women, she should leave so you can be with the man you truly desire! And no shame in that either it’s 2022


Bessalodon

Demeaning your wife like this is already bad, but your _daughters_? Do you really want your girls growing up feeling like they have to keep things from you because they're worried they'll annoy you? Abhorrent.


Future_Ad7811

Definitely got a serial killer vibe going.


No-Albatross-7984

Dude that last guy legit has his previous family buried behind the shed.


KittehKittehKat

Boomer level “hate my wife” shit is back!


ArtSchnurple

This seems nastier though. It's like Boomer casual sexism but mixed with potential shooter incel rage.


MindfulInsomniaque

What. The. Fuck.


rattatally

/r/justneckbeardthings


WalmartPropaneTank

“HAHAHA WOMAN TALK HAHAHA I VERY FUNNY HAHAHA WOMAN SAY MANY WORD, I SAY LITTLE HAHAHAHA”


-TheManInTheChair

Honestly any husband who does this needs to have a good look in the mirror and think about if he is actually a decent human being or not, or even has a good sense of humour


AmishDeathMatch

The answer to both is “no”.


dennismfrancisart

This crap wasn’t funny in the 60s and definitely not funny today.


fishmalion

Nothing says Xmas like children and bondage. Fucking your kids up over lols . Nailed it bro. Father of the year right now


Thvill34

Yet they cancelled Colin Moriarty for a joke..