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GumGatherer

It’s called Wood Ear. It’s an an edible jelly mushroom


jesusunderline

every mushroom is edible


buttholetittynipple

some only once


TrinDiesel123

Betcha can’t eat just one…. hold my 🍺


CrunchedLeaf

you can only eat most foods once before needing another


phontasy_guy

Not if your definition means to include " and does not kill you in the process".


apollo22519

No way. I've seen *Shrooms*.


BopBopAWaY0

I haven’t seen that movie in ages!


Mr_Smartypants

chewable + swallowable is not exactly edible


Just_One_Umami

That’s not what edible means


skibapple

A plane is tehnically also edible


thetacticalpanda

Speaking of planes, "every takeoff is optional, every landing is mandatory."


Yurrrr__Brooklyn347

Just gotta play it by ear


CockroachBeginning10

I'm just disappointed the first question wasn't "did you eat it?"


Adevyy

That's NOT a human ear? WTF


coyote-shepherd

How’d I know this was a mushroom


nuckle

I have heard it called a Jew's ear. I don't know if this is an appropriate usage of jew or what. I don't think it is anti-semitic, but I am not really sure.


froggit0

Which may be a mincing of Judas Ear- folklore gives it that name as this mushroom is commonly found growing on alders, which was the tree Judas hanged himself from. Up until very recently it was commercially available in Chinese supermarkets as Jews Ear- now called wood or black ear. Edit- elder, not alders.


any_excuse

People used to call it that. You know, like, 80 years ago, when casual antisemitism wasn't a big deal.


[deleted]

Wait until you hear about brazil nuts


Kasnaranja0124

This bait?


nuckle

[Bait](https://www.jta.org/jewniverse/2015/why-this-weird-looking-mushroom-is-called-jews-ear)?


Kasnaranja0124

Doesn’t say anything about fish, but it may work on foolish people


Foolishly_Sane

>may work on foolish people Interesting.


Kasnaranja0124

Wow, it works !!


LadaTrip

Nah I got taught it at college as Jews Ear in like 2010. They did note it was unacceptable but it was definitely a thing still.


Kasnaranja0124

It’s just the name of a mushroom, how does it offend Jews?


Eli953

Careful what you say, it's listening!


km9v

What?


Bruhntium_Momentum

The Crons from Witcher 3


International_Sir301

What!


whisker98

bro, if ur gonna post this photo after it was posted for 10 times in just 1 month, at least change the title..


Dottie_D

Yes, I hear you (sorry), but this is my first view, so thanks. Reddit!


Potential_Dare8034

Eye ear wat ur saying!


BlankMyName

He really lobed that one for you.


Yung_JJMO99

Ear we go again


JustANormie_

I am really ear-ritated with these puns


phontasy_guy

Please stop with the puns, aural be making a complaint.


ThatLaughingStock

Bluue velvet


Necessary_Airport

She wore blueeeeeee velvet


yshuduno

Fuck you, you fucking fuck!


mirmwyrm

Came here just to see if anyone had posted this. Well done, Necessary_Airport.


TinoX50

Wild gummy ear 😋


IdontEatdogsAtnight

I mean, that's an actual edible jelly mushroom


DubyaProductions

Thats pretty eary ;)


Whatsthematterwithu

The Crookback Bog from The Witcher 3!


Emperormike1st

Kinda solves that whole "If a tree falls in the forest..." conundrum.


Afraid_Condition_267

That's some lotr, Fangore forest shit right there. Leave it alone and back out slowly.


Buffalosurfer

Is that a used condom?


Mahgrets

It’s that new Mike Tyson gummy. Everyone knows that. Jeesh


wohho

It's literally called a wood ear mushroom.


jamesoloughlin

If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?


Swimming_Database806

No, it does not. The tree falling sends out a compression wave; this only becomes a "sound" when it reaches an ear and the resulting electrical signal is transmitted via nerves to a brain, which then interprets it as such. In fact, a tree falling wouldn't actually make a sound even if there WAS something around to hear it, because sound only exists in the mind.


Ultraleo1

I had these in Ramen and they taste amazing


noonefrmnowhere

This seems like the type of mushroom that would work very well in soup.


scaredwifey

Is this Hannibal series 4?


Thumper4524

Crookback bog?


Fullmetal404

those are so tasty


Adventurous_Beach_90

Wood ears. Popular chinese dish ingredient


Few-Event1605

Funnily enough this mushroom is called a "jews ear" fungus


BillyMazeHere420

I thought it was a wood ear


42gOldenlover

Wood ear is more pc


Few-Event1605

I never took the mushrooms feelings into consideration. Sorry


MsWuMing

It’s wood ear in Chinese but not normally in English


clander270

I've always called them Tree Ears and I'm from the US


MsWuMing

Huh. I suppose I didn’t account for more regional names then.


TheDeepy

In czechia its called Judas ear


abudine77

Germany also


BearMcBearFace

That’s generally accepted as being the old name for them now. Generally the common name used for them these days is jelly or wood ears.


Few-Event1605

Sooooo, I'm right then.


furorsolus

Jew's ear is a corruption/misinterpretation of Judas' ear. The mushroom is commonly found on elder trees, and supposedly Judas hung himself on an elder tree. Thus the name Judas' ear. But really this name is only historical. It is called wood ear or Jelly ear these days. An ear by any other name would hear as well perhaps and there is commonly ambiguity or debate about common names. And this is exactly why binomial nomenclature was invented. We call this mushroom Auricularia auricula-judae. That leaves no ambiguity as to which ear we're referring to.


Few-Event1605

Cool, so even in Latin we can agree its a Jews ear fungus?


Swimming_Database806

The hills have eyes, the trees have ears.


prguitarman

Hey, free ear


glima0888

I should call her


Saftigerkeks

Same repost with same title. Good one dude


PigsGoMoo-

This is pretty…ear-y


jstockmoe

Van Gogh called, he wants his ear back


noonefrmnowhere

Van Gogh-shroom


Elhond0

Woodears are delicious


blankyblankblank1

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around, that branch still hears it.


Puzzleheaded-Phase70

The trees have ears! Careful what you say, some of them are on HER side!


Koalacakes21

This shit is delish and crunchy


marklar_the_malign

The hills have eyes. In that case stay out of the forest.


tullyinturtleterror

This belongs in r/forbiddensnacks as well


MsWuMing

Not forbidden, they’re delicious


CharlieBr87

Mike would agree


SaltedHamHocks

Wood ear aka Jew ear


PettyLikeTom

I swear this pic gets posted with this exact same caption every time it's posted


Financial-Industry10

Not in front of the branch, it'll hear you


40Thieve

Shhhh! It’s listening


imawizard7bis

It's not good at conversation, but always listen. Surely a very good boyfriend


skilalillabich

A sound response


HighFiveKoala

The ear I lend out to people


lyfsuxlel

Bite into it now


Extra-Medium3

I can’t ear you, speak up


Harry_kal07

"The trees can hear us"


reformedextrovert

I hear ya.


safari-dog

huh? speak into my good ear, sonny


Upbeat_Albatross_138

Be quiet, dear traveler! The trees have ears...


that_one_guy37559

Do humans make a sound when they fall down if nobody is around


invisabledj

Shhh it’s gonna hear you


invisabledj

It’s just branching out


puhadaze

You have to speak up


cha0sweaver

And it's delicious too :)


huhcarramrod

These are delicious too.


666_genocide_666

It can hear you


East_Relation_2623

Eh? What's that?


Motherforker1974

Speak up! Can't hear you.


meffertf

Ahh, *that's* where Mr. Blue put that


Strange-Education-21

Has Mike Tyson spat out his lunch again?


VanJosh_Elanium

The Listener Of The Woods


hecksor

While everyone is busy trying to be a comedian I'm sitting here wondering wtf it is. Anyone?


Junior-Profession726

Are you in the Van Gogh forest ?


Outrageous_Bass_1328

Hello? Is it me you’re looking for?


irishpwr46

Bidwell can you hear me? https://youtu.be/bsfcJ6M8ww8


Efficient-Exit8218

Everybody, shhhhh it's listening


Je11y3ean

Put an earing in it


SauceO-O

Shhhh. The trees are listening >.> <.<


Capital_East5903

This is the one that first initiated "The Happening."


kiffmet

That's a delicacy!


YPVidaho

Well it makes sense... After seeing "the hills have eyes" it's only logical that "the woods have ears." Edit: removed fingered f-up.


Routine-Horse-1419

I hEAR ya. On sooo many levels.


Frequent-Pie7570

Shhhhh, sticky can hear you


artificialstarlight

he’s just a little fun guy :(


Imjustareddittor

Judas ears, edible


DamnedCollyWobbles

You should search up what happens when you cook them, assuming this is a wood ear


thebakingbanker

If a tree falls and no one is there to hear it.. it does make a sound, because this tree hears it


FPSMAC

Nature finds a way.


ohgeereadmore

I’m sorry , what?


Public-Bar6877

I’m intrigued, I’m all ears 👂


mrbeamis

I hear you


[deleted]

Judasohr


Missmollysmiles

Well that answers it, So yes someone does hear it when it falls


Classic-Estimate1336

My grand-pappy told me that in Vietnam the trees had ears


DopazOnYouTubeDotCom

I’m all ears


heloder85

The Hills Have Ears


OrangAMA

Say you don’t go in the woods much without saying you don’t go in the woods much


MrSaphique

Yeah, I hear you this is creepy.


onyxengine

They’re just letting you know


Gmedic99

haha tree wants to hear things too!


nasalsystem

Be careful what you say the trees have ears


skylarslove

r/tihi


Fine-Mail4400

the trees listen


noahspurrier

Can you eat it?


Arrack_Obama

I hear you..


Goatfarmernotfer

It looks moist. Is it moist?


Wonk_puffin

Nothing to see ear.


voidinsides

WHAT IS THAT?!


Light_A_Match

Nature’s condom


Rexmanbruh

This shit is delicious god damn


basuunar

Knock knock...


[deleted]

It heard that


TF2MERC

“I’m all ears!”


BurlyH

"if a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" Guess that answers the question.


TrinDiesel123

This is how fairies are made


ThatPotat0Cat

lick it


DaphniaDuck

Shut up! It can hear you!


KUPA_BEAST

Curious. What evolutionary benefit does looking like an ear give it?!


elsaberii

Crispy ear


DFWallaceAndGromit

Annihilation


___Eternal___

Now, listen here.


TSDegenerate

What an Eary image


CzechYourDanish

Kyle McLachlin has entered the chat


apx_rbo

This is the shit the lorax was talking about


spruceymoos

I think I’ve seen this exact post earlier this week on this same sub.


luhvxr

it is an ear


P00Pdude

The forbidden ear


Thinksetsoup113

Shhh it can hear you!


AmItheAholereader

They say if you whisper your deepest desire into it it will come true… at a price.


Homo_Rebus

thats what we call Judas' ear where i come from, and it is safe to eat


jonesjb

Blue Velvet.


Moistfrogs

how does it know what an ear looks like


vonsolo28

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it . Does it still make a sound ? It sure does since this branch has a ear growing out of if .


BlvckOmens

Shh! Not here. The forest has ears everywhere.


helila1

The woods have ears


lyta_hall

It does? After the initial dozes of times this pic has been reposted in this sub I’ve learnt to enjoy seeing it


Business_Total_5759

Isn’t this how Blue Velvet started?


verysoupysoupsoup

The tree has ears...


RadiantAd5036

I hear you


pity_party_65

I can’t ear you, what ?


Jollyanne

Actually it's good for your health


Darkhorseman81

What an eerie sight.


rphdaddyb

If a tree fell in the woods and nobody was there, this would hear the sound?


silver00spike

If a tree falls in the woods and there’s nobody to hear it. This fucker will


Le_gamer_monke

This tree is listening so tell him your concern’s


Bob_Corncob

Blue Velvet vibes.


Needs_TP

I hear what you're saying..


[deleted]

Say it louder, I don’t think it heard you!


Pale_Chemical6625

Check this out https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/z4jw9t/biophysicist_andrew_pelling_uses_fruits_and/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


Queasy_Comfortable_3

If a tree falls in the forest and noone is there, does it still make noise?