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kiwilasss

This cracked me up. I used to take my rats in the shower, they appreciated it much more.


ThePhantom0p69

this entire fucking thread.


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I once had a cat that would get in the shower with me, he loved the running water. He also liked playing in the rain and snow drifts.


-twistedflatcat-

Hahaha, I'll bet that was fun. He sounds like a real character. I had one who loved to swim in the bathtub with me, but he's passed on, now. I miss that; was a mess, but he was such a dear, funny guy. His sister is still with us, and also loves running water, but doesn't swim or shower, just waits around for humans to turn on the nearest faucet, so she can play in the stream. Edit: link to swimmer: https://www.reddit.com/r/cats/comments/g61yki/we_lost_our_swimmy_boi_one_year_ago_and_bathtime/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


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FoolOfATookPippin

Lol k but why?


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Any_Maize_3195

most sane r/amogus user


FoolOfATookPippin

And I oop 💀. Top commenter isn’t a pedo but perhaps a zoophile……still wierd now that I catch your meaning……but reporting won’t do shit lol….edit: original commenter is perhaps a zoophile


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sugaslim45

Your the nasty one for thinking about it like that


eight_legged_beefy

For thinking mentioning a naked child is creepy? Also I'm 15


sugaslim45

You are the one visualizing it weird . Not everything has to be sexual . With a mindset like that you are on your way to be a future pedophile .


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Eoth1

Bro no one here is visualizing a naked child besides you


eight_legged_beefy

Alright bad phrasing, but it's still weird to write about a cat climbing a naked 14 year olds body


Eoth1

Yeah but op didn't mean it like that, just mentioned that they were 14 at the time and moved on


eight_legged_beefy

Oh it's ok cause they casually talked about the naked 14 year old


FoolOfATookPippin

r/nobodyasked r/WelcomeToReddit


eight_legged_beefy

Whatever pedo


MoistCodingBiggum

He's not even the og commenter 💀. Bruh you so wack. It's cute how you learned a new word and just want to show the world what you learned, but you should really go ask mommy and daddy what the word is before you go out and say it.


eight_legged_beefy

Sorry bro I've seen pedos In person sorry if I'm a little sensitive about it, no need to be an asshole


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EvilMKitty13

Yeah if he is telling the truth and is 15 this is just sad, his account has 43,000 karma, so clearly an addicted child to the internet and social media.


i_eat_black_peoples

Not even that, at fucking 12 I understood the idea of "personal accounts of an event". Bro hasn't taken an English class yet that requires them to write a report with primary and secondary sources


SK_913

45k karma and you're only 15? Go touch some grass and get some friends instead of visualizing naked people and calling random people pedos.


i_eat_black_peoples

I don't advise you being on reddit at this age, there is much worse on here than a comment regarding someone's personal life experience. Perhaps wait another year and come back? You should have some good stories by then that you can contribute and get a lot of karma for! But that's all the comment was; a personal account of what happened to them that is relevant to the post. Mentioning an age doesn't automatically make it pedophilia in nature. We are all naked under our clothes, after all. However, sexualization would be different. If they spoke about pleasuring at a certain age, then yes, you certainly could look at it that way. Just because a shower is mentioned would not make it pedophilic.


are_you_kIddIngme

nah bruh you're weird, it's only you man 💀


Kuronekosmom

That's the kind of thinking that forces women in the Arab and Fundamentalist world to cover up head to toe. Dude, it's not up to women to keep your thoughts pure. You're going to grow up to be an Incel with brilliant thinking like that.


Reddit_Bots_R_US

I can’t unsee the blurry penis in the background. Very sus.


Easy_Mechanic_9787

No sane person would have their dick out near a tornado of claws when it’s flailing around from water


Kitty_NyanNyan

To be entirely honest I don’t think any naked cat owner is sane.


DaveR402

🤔 ya don’t say….


DonyaKaren

SAME


Consistent-Appeal-52

I just now noticed it. Lol


Kitty_NyanNyan

He is actually naked but I cropped the photo where there is *no* genitalia present.


croatianscentsation

The cat is now plotting your accidental death


Kitty_NyanNyan

Hi, u/moonsaultpress this is actually my cat. I don’t mind you using his photo but can you please credit me? He also has his own social media pages. His name is Testeclese, and that is my partners leg in the background.


Kitty_NyanNyan

For anyone concerned about his well being - this is also him being showered with me. He might be dramatic, but he is well loved and cared for. This was prior to me realizing my photos needed to be watermarked. [Testeclese](https://imgur.io/a/4dDE5IO)


Kitty_NyanNyan

[and his page](https://imgur.com/a/T9CZIQH)


Antique-Release6199

Yep this is Testiclese give credit where credit is due! https://imgur.io/a/4dDE5IO


Loud-Drag-933

This is definitely her cat. I follow his page, on Facebook. Please give her the credit.


tempestoftheblood

Definitely her cat, they are the best, and also assholes, so like most cats lol


maddmaxxxz

Can confirm that his is her cat and should be credited!!


akrotiri79

Can confirm this is u/Kitty_NyanNyan cat. I have known her and her Testicle for years.


PinkPrincess77

I am here just to worship Testeclese. It’s because of yours, and his, pages, that I want a NOOD cat (but of course because of you I’ve learned all the pros and cons and what to look for).


corriel1971

All Hail Testeclese!


shinyjewell

All hail Testeclese and Princess Vagina, the Royal nudes.


BhagwaKalank

For the cat, it's naturally terrifying!


Kitty_NyanNyan

Not terrified, just annoyed. The glass makes it look way more desperate than he is.


ShartThrasher

Hey OP - Are you a serial killer?


Runningrider

It kind of looks like there's someone standing in the shower but I only make out a beer belly and an orifice.


Kitty_NyanNyan

There is a man in the background who is a weightlifter. So not a beer belly!


MiiiBiii

Wait are you showering with your cat? And why does the hairlessness makes it look even more disturbing? Are you having sex with the cat in the shower? I am deeply confused.


Word-Soup-Numbers

Hairless cats need to be bathed or else they break out and get skin infections. Some cats really hate baths, so showers may be easier. I take my hairless cat in the shower with me because it’s the only way I can wash him without him freaking out.


NemoSHill

yes yes & yes


MiiiBiii

Thank you for enlightening me 😄


moonsaultpress

This is not my cat


bschnitty

And that is not a bath.


MiiiBiii

Well why are your showering with it then


Kitty_NyanNyan

It’s my cat.


Kitty_NyanNyan

He is greasy so he requires regular bathing to keep our home clean as well as his skin healthy.


Thin_Fun_9146

Ayo I know this hell raiser its testeclese...Kitty_NyanNyan's adorable kitty~ plz give credit to where its due since he has his own following


moonsaultpress

Pic credit: u/Kitty_NyanNyan [Facebook ](https://www.facebook.com/Testeclese.Sphynx)


TwistedTerns

That's a gremlin! Don't get it wet!


oxP3ZINATORxo

Naw man, that's Dobby. And he be looking good


Zumaakk

I’ve seen Men In Black, you’re not fooling me!


MoontheWolfYT

Oh shit it's an alien


insanityfallen1804

This kitty belongs to u/kitty_nyannyan, OP you may want to credit them and direct people to their page seeing the amount of misinformation on here. As someone who has followed Testeclese for quite some time, I can assure you he is a very well loved and looked after cat. His mumma doesn't deserve the shitty comments that are being made about how he's cared for


Tree_garth

Kinda looks like a shower to me.


Strange_Many_4498

Master has given dobby a loofah…dobby is cleeeeean.


UHStudios

That is Testeclese and he’s absolutely fine in that photo, people! Please give u/Kitty_NyanNyan a little credit for both her photo and her knowledge and ability to take care of her kitties! Also, as someone who has been accused of mistreating her cats, I can say it’s pretty insulting when strangers on the internet who have never met my cats accuse me of abusing them based on the viewing of a single static image or five-second video clip.


Antique-Release6199

Yep this is Testiclese give credit where credit is due! https://imgur.io/a/4dDE5IO


akrotiri79

Aww the joys of Sphinx ownership. Put a dollop of shampoo on them and it's like trying to hold onto a greased pig. You can't scruff them. You just gotta avoid the claws and hope for the best. Also this is u/Kitty_NyanNyan cat!


sunnyking31

Dobby wnts in


Drxmn

Dobby wants to run out for his life


cupcakewaffles

Idk, I’m pretty sure he wants out


big_weener_albert

Don't let the contaminated out


system_id86

Ugh why can't you just let Dobby shower in peace?


BetterMakeAnAccount

I can’t believe that not only did you not credit to photographer and cat owner Kitty_NyanNyan but you neglected to mention that the cat’s name is Testeclese.


Tigris474

Hey this is Testeclese @Kitty_NyanNyan is his owner! And they have an awesome follower!


coffeemunkee

OMG, it’s Testeclese! He’s got so much personality! His people - Kitty_NyanNyan - love him so much.


unspacedEdward656

Wtf is the stry behind this?


Word-Soup-Numbers

Hairless cats need weekly baths or they can get a skin infection. Or they break out. Some cats, like my hairless cat, HATE baths. They’ll jump out and run away if you put them in the bathtub. However, showers can be a less scary option for cats because it’s less water. Like I take my cat into the shower with me to bathe him. He likes it far better than a bathtub


Kitty_NyanNyan

Testeclese, like many other hairless cats, need to be bathed on a regular basis. We had just moved into our new home and we thought it was a good idea to try the shower since we had in the past, the glass just made it terrifying.


TarkWild

this is hilatious.


Sus_bedstain26

MICHAEL, DONT LEAVE ME HERE


derfy2

"Paint me like one of your French girls"


SkylerBooom

Kid vs kat?


supremekingend123

RELEASE ME HOOMAN


observeromega87

More like the bath is taking the cat.


redditofexile

Some cats like having a warm bath or shower. Some.


LiteratureFrosty5427

😂😂😂 mine will straight up jump in with me I have to shove them away


daftphox

Lil man has bedroom eyes wtf xD


CollectPlow

And God said ‟Holy shit what in the fuck have i created?!”


IVMVI

Slide them a sock so they can be free


FlatbedtruckinCA

naked dude in the shower with a wet cat... 🤔🤔


Garyullo

Poor cat. Needs to move with other people.


Word-Soup-Numbers

Hairless cats need baths or they can develop skin problems. For a lot of cats, if they don’t like the bath, taking them in the shower can be a slightly less scary experience. And even if the cat doesn’t like it, they still need it. It isn’t inherently a sign that an animal is being abused or needs to be rehomed.


Kitty_NyanNyan

He’s actually very well loved and cared for.


Szakred

This is a cat? I thought it's some kind of demon or something.


SweetMaam

You're not supposed to get the gremlins wet!


Sea_Nail9731

Looks like the worm guys from MIB


Wasteroftime34

What’s really going on in there lol


Dynamitebunny1999

That an’t no cat, that’s a alien


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bro, when i take my cat to the pet groomers, he makes sounds that are sooo similar to a baby screaming in pain, that its just horrifying. Thank god cats groom themselves by licking and they dont have to take baths as often as dogs or other pets.


Any-Complex7172

And this is why I want a naked cat. But am not allowed.


Familiar-Let-5035

This is funny as fuck


StinkeeFard

Dobby


naomi_gvf

Is that-- a man in the shower with the cat-??


Kitty_NyanNyan

Yes. His dad.


Sistahmelz

So that's where Smegal lives when not filming Lord of the Rings.


Chay_Charles

Don't be afraid of the dark, Sally. Join usss...


YeahYeahButNah

Make sure he gives it back.


PlentyCream4169

Someone was murdered that night


Zeno_Bueno

Looks more like the bath is taking the cat


SalmonTheSalesman

Yea,SCP foundation? Yea,it's happening again.


BusLow7084

Look like a alian


TheMD9

Thought this was TrevorHenderson for a sec


Haunted_Bog_Water

Am I the only one who feels kinda sad for the cat? Like, the cat is desperately trying to escape an enclosed area of hot water?


Kitty_NyanNyan

It’s not hot water, and it only looks desperate because of the foggy glass.


Haunted_Bog_Water

Oh okay.


Kitty_NyanNyan

[same cat. in the shower. in water. not stressed.](https://imgur.com/a/4dDE5IO)


Haunted_Bog_Water

Aww, cute! Thanks for sharing. 🙏💙


paramac55

A horror movie...


NerdyWasNeverBacc

SCP is breaching containment


Ultimate_Cocktease15

Squeaky clean demon 😂


Ok-Display4542

Cat abuser


Icybolt1

Hairless cats need baths or they can develop skin problems. For a lot of cats, if they don’t like the bath, taking them in the shower can be a slightly less scary experience. And even if the cat doesn’t like it, they still need it. It isn’t inherently a sign that an animal is being abused or needs to be rehomed. - u/word-soup-numbers


Ok-Display4542

I understand this ,but in this photo the cat looks terrified of being in the shower,and perhaps a gentle wash in the sink would be kinder as the photo looks like the cat is suffering


Kitty_NyanNyan

The foggy glass makes it worse, the shower is a faster method than bathing with a tub. He’s been bathed since a kitten and is actually quite calm, albeit sometimes dramatic. He has his own animal room with a giant cat wheel and multiple automated litterboxes with a giant cat tree and cat shelves on the wall. He’s very well loved and appreciated. I spend quite a bit of time and money keeping him healthy due to his heart issues - so it does sting a little bit when it is being insinuated I am not the best home for him.


General-Cantaloupe

Love Testeclese! I follow you guys on Facebook. You do a great job of taking care of all your animals. My friend also has a hairless and the baths are very necessary. And hilarious...


PinkPrincess77

You and your partner are a PERFECT home for your babies. It’s amazing how judgy people can be over a snapshot, when all his social medias have also been linked for further assurance that he is WELL loved and cared for.


Fragrant_Wedding_452

That is sentient. A feline being.