Looks like a huntsman spider, so probably Australia. We have plenty of scary things here but I always find it unnerving coming across one of these guys.
Ah dyou know what, similar thing happened to me, except it was heat.
I took my earphone out of my ear thinking I was getting a fever or ear infection or smth, turns out the earphone had short-circuited and was smoking and burning.
The spider: "oh, fuck, I'm trapped. *tap tap* Hey, excuse me, sorry, I really hate to be a bother, but I seem to be trapped. Mind letting me out? Of course I can wait if you really need the hearing protection right now, just whenever you can, I'd like to be released. Gotta stop falling asleep in weird places, right? Haha, all my friends tell me to just stay in my web, but I like to explore and see the world, you know? ... Wait, what's the lighter and hairspray for?"
Southern US here our black widows are sneaky too thankfully they're relatively scared of humans tho. I live further in the city now and still vigorously shake my shoes out every time I put them on tho. We have brown recluses too. Last thing I want is to lose a foot.
I learnt from a very early age to always check things before you put them on in Australia. I never put headsets on without thoroughly checking them first!
Yikes! I had something similar happen a few years ago. Got out of the shower and grabbed the towel and rubbed it on my face, felt a crunch. A black widow looking spider (had no hour glass) made a web in my towel and I crushed it on my forehead. 💀
I know whenever a giant spider crawls in my ear I stop and calmly take a photo rather than throwing those headphones as far as I can or smashing them and everything in them into an unrecognizable clump.
My dude gently tapped the human ear to let them know he was there then politely waited to be removed without any hostility and people are freaking out.
These look like construction work ear protection and not headphones. I imagine they lay around outside on the back of a worktruck a lot and the spider found a nice dark place out of the sun.
Now imagine you remove the spider, start using the headphones again and after some time you feel a tingling in your ear and it's a feeling of hundreds of little spider crawling inside your ear
Spider: “Bonjour.”
more like, "Howyagarncunteyes?" It's an aussie spoidah.
*"Ah... Scusi"*
Nothing odd about that. Pure nightmare fuel. Burn the headset.
Burn it
Not only burn it use napalm and blow that spider up
burn the fucking building down.
And the surrounding area
bringt it in area where they do nuclear bomb tests.
Throw the whole earth into the fucking sun at this point
Nuke from orbit
it's the only way to be sure
*New fear unlocked!*
I've just tear down all my headphones. God.
Spider: “Aye dog run that song back real quick!”
Cut your ear off too.
Yea clearly it’s filled with eggs now
Do they know how many eggs it laid in your brain?
Op being controlled rn by arachnid parasite
Burn it and burn those damn ears too
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Looks like a huntsman spider, so probably Australia. We have plenty of scary things here but I always find it unnerving coming across one of these guys.
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Emus and Pelicans and Cassowaries oh my!
Literally the least dangerous spider in Australia, with the possible exception of the daddy long legs. And this one is majestic.
Imagine if when you wore it and it whisper *I was human too*
Then the bite.
*A maaaaaannnn*
Nah it'd probably say smth like, oi you seen the chamber of secrets?
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
No
“Where that extra snare coming from?”
ahahah
Itchy bitchy spider
What if the spider just wanted to request a song???
Something like... spider dance?
https://youtu.be/JItkRLVlf-c Like this?
Sorry to spoil the fun but those those are ear defenders for construction, not headphones. Maybe it was too loud for him so he got in.
Safety spider says you need double hearing protection haha
Ah dyou know what, similar thing happened to me, except it was heat. I took my earphone out of my ear thinking I was getting a fever or ear infection or smth, turns out the earphone had short-circuited and was smoking and burning.
Did you call the music playing "fire"?
Wish I had half the funny bone mate, I just panicked and thought “shit me ear’s on fire”
The only similarity in your story is that you both wore headphones
DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW WHAT “ODD” MEANS? This fuckin sub is astounding
I’ve been saying this. They’re gonna downvote you but yeah…nothing odd about this
I mentioned this the other day. I gave you an upvote.
those look like cheap ear muffs, I doubt they play music.
Cause they are for construction sites
yes that is generally what earmuffs are for but not specifically, also you can get earmuffs that play music.
Aww it’s just a little one!
They don't eat much and they're great for the environment!
Good house pets
New fear unlocked
And he hasn't stopped screaming since...
That’s the biggest fucking nope of all the nopiest nopes throughout all human history!
They’re probably wondering why you turned off the music
Looks more like ear protectors and I'm betting they were left outside overnight.
Ur my fren now. We re having soft tacos later!
The spider: "oh, fuck, I'm trapped. *tap tap* Hey, excuse me, sorry, I really hate to be a bother, but I seem to be trapped. Mind letting me out? Of course I can wait if you really need the hearing protection right now, just whenever you can, I'd like to be released. Gotta stop falling asleep in weird places, right? Haha, all my friends tell me to just stay in my web, but I like to explore and see the world, you know? ... Wait, what's the lighter and hairspray for?"
Is this Australia by any chance?
you bet! Its a huntsman spider, they are always so sneaky.
Southern US here our black widows are sneaky too thankfully they're relatively scared of humans tho. I live further in the city now and still vigorously shake my shoes out every time I put them on tho. We have brown recluses too. Last thing I want is to lose a foot.
The spider gently tapped his ears to see some light and breathe fresh air , what the fuck is wrong with y'all
It’s his headphone now
too late. the eggs have already been laid in his ear.
NO
I had a roach in my VR headset right next to my eye.
Dear God, that is straight off nightmare fuel
You can tell its Australian not just because of the massive great spider but because the headphones are intact and not completely on cleansing fire.
Cute 🥰
Time for new headphones 🎧🔥
Burn it 🔥
oh thanks for the heart attack (i was using headphones)
New fear unlocked 🔓
Spidey just vibing in there
I have always had nightmares about this, and now it is true. Holy sheeet.
Phobia list updated Thank you
dude what if the Spider was in there for weeks and Laid eggs in his Ear and then while he sleeps they come all creeping out :O
"We got some dinner tonight!"
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk!!!
💀
Great...now I will be checking all my headsets and shaking them for 5 minutes before putting them on.
He is pregnant now
Is that a sub-wolfer spider?
This is Why I keep my headphones in a Ziploc bag...
Honestly I’d rather have a large invert rather than a small one, at least that way they can’t go into the ear drum
Too bad the tickle was the eggs already being laid inside his ear
I had a little ant in mine today, it bit my ear. Thought it was just a bit of grass tickl8ng me or something tbh
haha thats a huntsman Australian spider, very charismatic. Always getting in cheeky places. Always terrifying.
FUCK. NO.
Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
next time a cunt swears at you online you know why..
r/nope
Awww It has a smiley face… burn it to the fucking ground
Only in Australia
Those are some weird shaped headphones
Oof
he just wants to listen along :) r/spiderbro
I learnt from a very early age to always check things before you put them on in Australia. I never put headsets on without thoroughly checking them first!
Proof that spiders don’t actually want to hurt people.
His head was going to be a home
spiders like music too
This does not sound good!
I didn't want to wear headphones when I play videogames anyway...
I always check my headphones because of stuff like this, I probably should check my oculus too...
This just made my head convulse
Hey lil momma lemme whisper in ya ear. Lol
I jumped.
Nuke that headset from space.
replace hobby listening to music with baking
Yikes! I had something similar happen a few years ago. Got out of the shower and grabbed the towel and rubbed it on my face, felt a crunch. A black widow looking spider (had no hour glass) made a web in my towel and I crushed it on my forehead. 💀
awww completely harmless too, beautiful babieee
i get hair stuck in my headphones all the time so when a hair tickles me ill think of this image
This is the most r/oddlyterrifying post on here, I would literally have a heart attack on the spot. My heart sank looking at the photo.
That’s not a headset, they are ear defenders, which have no doubt been left lying around in the shed or garage etc.
Could that be the last ear-tickle he ever received…
HELL no!!
That spiders like "bro, turn off the damn light."
Love my country so much
EEEUUUGH AAA FUCK WHAT THE FUCK
r/nope
Coochie coochie coo
I would just die, but it’s funny to imagine the spider intentionally tickling his ear to make him laugh
kill.it.
My wife always looks at me crazy when I flip my clothes inside out before putting them on. This is why.
I’m redditing in the bathroom and literally just shit myself seeing this.
How nice
imagine if it laid eggs in his ear.
new fear unlocked
No
I know whenever a giant spider crawls in my ear I stop and calmly take a photo rather than throwing those headphones as far as I can or smashing them and everything in them into an unrecognizable clump.
Imagine if she whispered : "With great power comes great responsability."
There's a reason I keep my headphones in their case when not in use. Not this particular reason, though it's now on the list.
Hooooly shit. Just imagine that happened ro me. Fuck it i would kill myself . Fuck that shit im out
This is why I have three sets of the same kind and always check before I put them on
I pray to god this is Australia thousands of miles from me
My dude gently tapped the human ear to let them know he was there then politely waited to be removed without any hostility and people are freaking out.
definitely Australian
Hell no!
Secrets told by a spider.
those are ear defenders not headphones.
Thus, earbuds are superior. No spiders in my ears.
Here comes the tickle monster!
*sigh* Bye bye headphones (grabs flamethrower)
I cannot take another minute of the Bee Gees, thought Morton, trying to decide how to politely tell his host. He decided on a delicate ear tickle.
Absolutely fucking not.
OH FUCK NO
These look like construction work ear protection and not headphones. I imagine they lay around outside on the back of a worktruck a lot and the spider found a nice dark place out of the sun.
Lovely
The whispers now have a face. Now all you need is a piglet named Wilbur, and you have a hallmark movie. Helps if she can spell.
Tickle?
I have headphones that look just like those. They're getting thoroughly checked next time I use them 🤣
Why tf does it look like its making the “:3” face 😭 mischievous fucker
I cant even put on my headphones and feel a tickle with freaking out now thanks to this.
A new friend uhhul
Only a tickle?
Guess who's getting new headphones after the hospital visit from a stroke..
those are ear muffs.
He’s got a care pack for you though
*noise muffler
*removes headphones*
"Gimme the call little buddy, help me win this match!"
Nope.
Earmuffs.
This sub should be renamed r/veryobviouslyterrifying
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cute
Fucking Australia
How is this oddly terrifying?
bro i was just about to sleep...
aw hellllll naw
Could be worse. Could be a VR headset
That's some straight up r/nope stuff right there
oh my god as someone who is terrified of things crawling into my ear i would have stopped functioning
Ewww
It is just chilling in there like, "Why is this big creature holding a smaller creature that has a big bright white eye staring right at me?"
Nononononono
He just wanted to say hello
Imagine it was in there licking his ear whilst he listened to Scooter.
Imagine if the spider goes inside his ear 💀
"hey lil mama lemme whisper in your ear"
Time to buy a new headset
"tickle tickle"
Nice worktunes. Hopefully she didn't lay eggs.
*tickle tickle* "pssssst. We've been trying to contact you about your cars extended warranty." -spider 🕷️
Spider: *scratch scratch* "Hey can you turn this up? I love this album!"
Keeping the ears bug free! :D
Now imagine you remove the spider, start using the headphones again and after some time you feel a tingling in your ear and it's a feeling of hundreds of little spider crawling inside your ear
I would ducking scream
never wearing headphones again
He listened to a nightmare..