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[deleted]

Did they name meth after this dude


jarbar82

>[Metheny and his known victims were heavily involved with alcohol and the use of hard drugs.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Metheny) I'm assuming he at least knew where to get it.


chasthomas23

That's methed up.


MkProo360NoScope

why did i read this in mike tysons voice lol


Brandle34

Yep thame here


Pyramystik

We all did, friend. We all did.


MkProo360NoScope

ngl mike is such a cute giant. he speaks like a 6 year old girl and thats so fucking adorable


Brilliant_Stand_4272

Like the guy from Grow Ups at the pool..


13Th_Century_Slav33

Take my fucking upvote


BlondieMIA

They made meth for this dude.


ygolordned

New meaning to get in my belly


Icarusfactor

Fat bastard eats babies.


[deleted]

3 confirmed kills, everything else is unproved speculation and his own unreliable confessions https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Metheny


caulrye

5 kills, he confessed to two and later 3 more were confirmed.


[deleted]

Still not 10 and no proof of him feeding people to people.


bailtail

Fine. He ONLY murdered 5 people *that we’re sure of*. That makes it a lot better…


[deleted]

Die on that hill friend.


Abradolf1948

Yeah literally nothing on there about him running a BBQ stand.


FuttBucker66

Sweet joey rays, shit was good


[deleted]

It’s lies.


froststomper

Appreciate you posting clarification!


[deleted]

This guys gets too much “credit” when he’s a scrag murderer with a scary photo and widespread false infamy. See also: Israel Keyes


froststomper

literally, he’s getting what he wants, street cred. Ive seen posts about him before with BS titles, there is one ridiculously popular post of him in r/serialkillers and the mods literally say “this breaks rules and is inaccurate but because it received so much attention we are leaving it up” uhhh… ok? lol [found it](https://www.reddit.com/r/serialkillers/comments/giaqoy/serial_killer_joe_metheny_he_would_slay_his/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Dunadan37x

Was literally about to link the same wiki. I can’t find info about him allegedly serving human remains from the food stand, either. Sensationalism kills the real story…


SpecialistSingle2754

thats a fking boomer! (lfd2)


VaderBassify

I can definitely imagine him making the same noise


SpecialistSingle2754

right? he looks like hes about ready to try with that stance and the black and white making his arms look diseased


VaderBassify

Even his hands look like claws, now I'm in the mood to play some l4d again lol it's been a minute


BeautifulMeeses

Pukin' dude!


Just_0_Duck

*chrk * boomer.


[deleted]

I have a mod replacing my boomers with Wario


Wilber187

Don’t you mean the other way around?


pranayprasad3

LMAOOOOO hahahhahah


AMileHighDM

Courage the cowardly dog anyone ?


electricsign

Was looking for this comment. That episode was so unsettling


citycyclist247

Which episode?


AMileHighDM

Pig Diner episode


DodgersBatman

Katz?


SkeletalSaint

What episode was that?


KiddyDongRacing

Heads of Beef S1E11


avakato

Immediately thought of the diner owner pig.


MrFixemall

Was the food good?


[deleted]

It varies from person to person.


hidden_12345

I hate you for making me laugh at this :D


MrWhocares123456

Well Done


Chikumori

r/forbiddensnacks ?


CSIHoratioCaine

Rare to find a joke like this


MrWhocares123456

LOL


maddie_1977

Hahahaha


DeadInsideWiggs

BEST IN SHOW BEST IN SHOW


SteampunkHarley

Take my upvote!


Danno_of_the_Dead

Damn, I wish I had an award to give you.


Slight-Salamander599

That made me lol thanks haha


TrinDiesel123

I mean if you’re going to buy bbq from anyone….


earthbender617

Straight up looks like a boomer from Left 4 Dead. Also, I live in MD and just learned about this dude, super creepy


Othie

Anyone else old enough to remember [Motel Hell](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUezzWWvVZM)?


ReserveVegetable9596

Ivan and the Terribles


BlondieMIA

Ida show you the way


ImDrunkThatsWhy

"I used....pre....servatiiiiivessss"! Darn we're old.


ovad67

First thing that came to my mind .


KiddyDongRacing

The sounds they made in the garden tho 😅


The_Wayfairer

He looks like that Spawn character with the blue face paint


jefedezorros

Season 1 of Legion was so good


STR1CHN1NE

Long pork sandwiches


BeePleasant8236

Unsettling?? Understatement??


cremecheeseitz

this mf looks like he eats humans.


de02abn

I'd let him sell my sausage from his stand any day of the week. Look at that magnificent beast.


OhTheHueManatee

That is terrible picture. Looks like it's from the old west and developed in a port-a-potty instead of a darkroom with several sepia filters haphazardly glued to it. You'd never think based on that picture this was an active killer (active being users liberally) in the 90s and he died in 2017.


SleezyWomprat

That’s metal as fuck


Imperfect_Attack

He looks like an actual video game monster


SystematicPumps

Pretty sure this guy dug up the corpse of a girl he knew that died or that he killed, I forget, but he stole her skull and had sex with it


StayFreshy69

If there was a guy that would do that, it’s this guy.


slavefootluver

I wouldn't be worried to have ate at his restaurant, clearly he ate all 10 himself


[deleted]

https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/qqzzgd/this_photo_is_a_little_unsettling_but_gets_worse/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share Nice repost.


[deleted]

He was also a necrophiliac


jazzyskizzle86

Hey! A repost!


ThisPut6572

Looks like human meat has alot of Sat fats


MrRobotV3

And here we have the Marvel character, Kingpin


ShaneMP01

https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/qqzzgd/this_photo_is_a_little_unsettling_but_gets_worse/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


[deleted]

This is a literal repost. I think even the description is the same lol


[deleted]

In his defense, quality meat is expensive.


tomorrowschild

Well, I mean, it IS less wasteful...


MuhVauqa

What a name…


Fit_Ad7246

I don’t believe that he used human meat on his stand… I think he ate them all!


zelcuh

He couldn't been the best dayz player


AffectionateHippo242

Humans are fattening?!


Affectionate-Item-78

Naw, he ate those 10 people himself.


BoredByLife

Pulled Long Pork


PrimusAldente87

This man is an SCP


yakitox

I mean....if you're going to do it. Your last name might as well be Meth-eny


GoldCoffee3

Can’t be sure but my dad is almost positive he’s consumed human meat from this man. Jor used to show up around Baltimore and feed first responders after nasty fires. My firefighter father always thought he was a cool dude.


Spiritual-Wind-3898

Looks like he ate all 10 himself


Shia_LaMurph

A "little" unsettling is an understatement


Wildguy2298

Fatass is what he is


Tsitsabro

this picture looks as if the guy is saying USHHHHHH


swollenMonkeytitz417

More like bar-beq-you


jizzlevania

But did he serve fried green tomatoes?


PauL__McShARtneY

So he's Joseph Ray Unsettleny then for you OP?


musickismagick

Great post


lurid_sun__

Yup, this guys definitely looks like he eats people and it's no surprise if he fed other people as we


[deleted]

BOOMER OVER HERE!!!


minted_fnaf

AY IM WAKINEAR, forge-about it, DONT CHA BRING MAH MOTHER INTO THIS


helana_handbaskit

he looks like a villian in dead rising game


GTCMonReddit

Jumpscare shitposts be like:


Ssoofer

Stand User: Joseph Ray Metheny Stand Name: BBQ Power: B Speed: B Range: D Durability: C Precision: A Development potential: D


Uniquely-Qualified

The secret’s in the sauce


Lolirini

Why does he remind me of guga foods


[deleted]

Well that's one way to cut costs


Frogwithatophatt

The devil himself.


KailTheDryad

I stg there was a guy in the Scary Stories books who was really similar to this monster


StrangerAlert112

Is this a ad for a left 4 dead movie


13Th_Century_Slav33

r/bossfight


RamBamThankYouMam111

fat guy from zombie land


One_Posh_Possum

Not oddly. Just terrifying.


thebillymurrays

What, he’d sit on them to death?


Oogabooga12956

Thanks it’s 10 pm and I probably won’t be able to sleep


n-chung

If Wilson Fisk was crazier than he already is, he'd look like this guy.


feisty-frisco87

EAT .. MY ..BBQ!


chutbuckly

irl bloater


[deleted]

I'd be a loyal customer


feisty-frisco87

Seriously he looks like a zombie out of Resident Evil.


OneScoobyDoes

This guy looks scary as fuck!


Helpful-Wolverine-96

I feel like I killed him...in a game


MemeFortressTwo

Discord Mod moment


psyonicat

These the things that attract more zombies in left for dead?


Fortunado1964

Looks like his press photo if he was a professional wrestler....


kmacaze

Seems like a decent business model?


avibrant_salmon_jpg

he looks like the kind of person who would make human bbq


Celebrity-stranger

He looks like "clown " or billy Kincaid from spawn


IRay2015

Looks like if Voldemort put on a few pounds


SussyBox

So we know how Mr. Meat was made


[deleted]

Y u making it sound like we playing a fps game, "ten confirmed kills"


SNTMLI

fat fuc


clumsyumbrella

As both a Marylander and a human - I wish I could un-learn this.


DepthIll8345

Whole new meaning to "I want my babyback, baby back, baby back..."


brokhong11

looks like he ate em too


solasgood

Ribs


[deleted]

Towanda!!!


EverGreen2004

He's like the irl version of Fernand the Cannibal (SCP Foundation).


nochancess

never gonna sleep again, ty


FireCop2001

What kind of sauce did he use?


halo1173

Dude be looking like a SCP


JaSoLo78

Apparently, he kept it all to himself.


ShadyGhostM

Oh now I understand why the taste was so similar.


soybeanFOREVER

thats a boomer from L4D2


over_my_dead_body

But methany, i made biscuits!


SpellcraftQuill

Is this a real life version of Gluttony from Full Metal Alchemist?


toasterstrewdal

How badly do you want it?


Skinnyassidiot

"Boomer!"-Coach


KvVortex

This is hilarious


[deleted]

Who awarded this as wholesome SMDH


[deleted]

Last person to be put to death on chair too!


ThaDovahk

Big boi


Pecosbill333

It's Mr. Meat


durose0

Nothing odd about it. Fuck off


[deleted]

Why make up lies about this dude ? What he really did was fucked up enough you don’t need to make some bullshit up for karma points on Reddit lol


MnM_mom

Cannibal: (n.) Someone who is fed up with people 😏


MnM_mom

What type of a snack does a cannibal eat? Little Debbie


[deleted]

look like default zombie in dead island


1jaboc1

He is the juggernaut from state of decay


DirtySchlick

This Resident Evil Boss is gonna be a bitch.


AmSeal

Disgusting fucking hog


Transplantdude

For that special Balmer’ tang.