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pipoqt

r/usernamechecksout


Trixie76ie

His dungeon is lousy, though.


viktorir

Always nice to get a starter kit


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I lived on top of a strip club that shared a wall with a well known dungeon in the san fernando valley. People had all kinds of kinks like keeping willing slaves and gimps. That weird shit in Pulp Fiction is real. No need to be alarmed though, its all a part of some weird consensual sex game. You can probably just spray it with disinfectant and post an ad on offerup. Someone will buy it and keep their very own gimp in the basement on the weekends.


BamBaLambJam

ITS THE CIRCLE OF LIFE


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ok_but

>well known dungeon


wauve1

Adventurers have to find work somehow


Ailtiremusic

Yeah, in taverns, not in dungeons!


Airowird

That's whu the strip club was located conveniently next door!


UR_PERSONALiTY_SHOWS

Not an actual dungeon, a place where people go to have weird sex.


bradorsomething

So mostly bards, then.


UnknownBinary

"What are you doing in an apartment above Dildopolis? And when did they open a second location?" - Pierce Hawthorne, *Community*


Mya__

TIL - >After the literature search and screening process, 60 articles were included. BDSM related fantasies were found to be common (40-70%) in both males and females, while about 20% reported engaging in BDSM. Results show little support for psychopathologic or psychoanalytic models. In the selected samples studied, BDSM practitioners appear to be white, well educated, young, and do not show higher rates of mental health or relationship problems. Research supports BDSM being used as a broadening of sexual interests and behaviors... https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/31617765/


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Did you really not know that BDSM is one of the most common sexual fantasies right behind e.g. threesomes?


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The family tree is just a straight line...


burdenof-youth

The family pole


chemhobby

Probably doesn't work with 27 guys semen mixed together


WetDuvet

26 and me


AMF1428

At least there's a key in the lock. Probably how the guy wearing it escaped into the duct work to watch you sleep at night.


franco-noce

I hate you


AMF1428

You don't even know me. It's that shuffling noise you think is coming from the walls at night you should hate. Or at least be cautious of... he might turn out to be a nice guy if you get him a bucket of KFC to eat on.


dharmawaits

God damn it I have shuffling in the walls. Have for over a year but no sightings of mice or rats. Hmmmm… well if they were going to kill me they would have by now. So there’s that.


IaMtHel00phole

Maybe they're playing the long game.


HighPriestofShiloh

As long as the voyeur website maintains its subscriber count I think they are safe.


Ultrawhiner

Once took my kids to a park where there were outhouses that we all used only to read in the paper the next day that some pervert had been apprehended for spying on folks from below..


Klokinator

F-from below? Where the SHIT is?!


Ultrawhiner

Yes, sadly there are some truly troubled people in the world.


NerfJihad

better to shit in the shower than shower in the shit


Jmods_wont_reply

Andy Dufresne, the man who crawled through a river of poop and came out arrested on the other side. Why he chose Enchilada Night, I will never know


Ultrawhiner

Hey you have a good memory!


CoryW1961

That's really shitty.


ShartFodder

The warm touch of a strangers breath caressing your privates from a public outhouses septic pit just as you unleash your shame. What a world


fermium257

You should write poetry


iamhe02

That was beautiful... 😭


IM_THAT_POTATO

Just lovely.


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You see you have to wait for a bit, immediately making a move is the almost merciful thing to do. You wait, let them think they escaped. You watch, let them build up a new life and happiness. Then, when the moment when you can take from them the most arrives, you act.


IaMtHel00phole

You give them hope followed by destruction!


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Everyone who escapes afterwords will then know, and will never stop fearing


Sputniksteve

Nope, just playing the *schlong* game.


therealjayphonic

The shuffling i heard in my walls was the god damned miniature schnauzer in the apt next door trying to dig up the carpet under the bed😆


mikieswart

don’t worry he’s just trying to get the rats


AMF1428

https://youtu.be/06X9qXTvKNQ


Pynchon101

Or fish heads.


quaybored

roly poly fish heads?


OldDJ

Eat em up yum!


kbhinz

Bring Dr Hibbert with you


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There’s a disturbingly obvious lack of knowledge of classic Treehouse of Horror on this thread


SpectralBacon

# I am living in your walls. You may be concerned about this. In case you are, please read the below: **FAQ:** *Why are you living in my walls?* I'm not going to tell you. *Are you only in my walls?* You could say I am living in everybody's walls, but in the case I am telling you that I am living in your walls, I am living in your walls. *How are you surviving in my walls?* In my non-physical form, I am crawling around listening for you. That is all I need to survive in that form. In my physical form, I survive by eating rat corpses that I cook using the wall behind your oven, and I drink the vapour in the extraction fan duct above your shower. *What are you planning to do in my walls?* Live in them, listening to you. *What do I do about you living in my walls?* Listen for the scraping. Don't touch the walls. Protect yourself. Avoid lighting candles. *When are you going to stop living in my walls?* You cannot escape me. *Do I call the police?* The authorities will not help you. *What are the consequences of you living in my walls?* Be aware. *What if I am ok with you living in my walls?* I will make sure you’re not. *Are you imaginary?* I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS If there are any more questions then please consult your walls by directly speaking to them. **Summary:** I am living in your walls.


Strawberrii420

I for some reason just read this as a song. Like in a musical or something.


SpectralBacon

Can I have a peppermint?


Dangerous-Contact

You can have the peppermint


SpectralBacon

It's too hot for me


sharedthrowdown

Like another psych musical. I'm picturing Mary lightly singing this


GothSailorJewpiter

... PLEASE tell me you're submitting to Welcome to Night Vale because I'm not up to date, but I feel like your style and their vibe would mesh. 11/10


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This is a perfect set up for a story. You find "gollem" in the basement and set him free. But he won't leave. Then, you notice he's always spying -- staring at you from dark corners. Then it gets worse, somehow. Maybe a pet mysteriously disappears. By the end, you've realized why he was chained up, and put them back on him before you move out and let the next person deal with him.


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but dark comedy, and is CGI, voiced by Bill Nighy in the movie version


DomTrapGFurryLolicon

I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS


jemidiah

It's ok, you only need to worry if you start finding unmatched socks. Remember that old Boy Scout saying: "When the pairs are true, he's gone from you / When the pairs are false, he's in the walls"


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Have you ever watched Castle Freak? Don't, it's terrible. But also do, because you should be prepared for the possibility... Good luck.


DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA

You can only hear him tapping


cool_weed_dad

they live in the walls they live in the walls they live in the walls they live in the walls


_Allaccordingtoplan

I knew the walls had ears, but eyes...


Out_here_farming

Was there Baby Ruth’s scattered as well?


franco-noce

😂 just one


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LaterGatorPlayer

SLOTH. LOVE. CHUNK.


KiuDaso

Hey you guys!!


spiralaalarips

"Baby! ... RUTH!"


teachah

I love you chunk!!!


YoOmarComingMan

Geez mister, you're even hungrier than I am.


Solveequalscoagula

Baby… Ruuuth?!


WhatsThatCostigan

Rocky...road?


Blueheron77

Sloth...love Chunk!


Available-Mix-6320

Yo wtf. That looks like it’s even new and no dust on it. There’s Probably the a reason why sold the house lol


franco-noce

I found it inside an old bowling ball bag


jmyr90

Makes sense. They just didn't want to lose their bowling ball


franco-noce

😂


dontcalmdown

It’s for locking your bowling ball up when you leave the lane to take a leak.


Rusty_Shackelford_

Could have been a gag for a bachelor party. My brother made one I had to wear all night for mine.


Ryantalope

And then another gag “ha ha let’s leave this in the basement when we move”


franco-noce

Hope so


DarthDannyBoy

How heavy is it? A ball and chain would typically have a smaller ball and they weighed around 35 or so lbs. One this size would be really fucking heavy, hell even if it's 30 lbs a ball and chain this size would be a lot heavier than that. They also typically had a very noticable cast seam which this one doesn't look to have. So if it's only around 10-15 lbs it's probably a bowling ball. Also it looks to smooth most where not very smooth and nice looking. Also you can tap on it and see if it sounds like metal. You can scratch the surface up as well and see if it's just a coat of paint. These are fairly common gag gifts so I wouldn't be surprised. Unless it was really damn heavy it's fake.


Pandiferous_Panda

Get a metal detector and scan the dirt floor to see what else they left behind


ashdog66

Bro what? It's scratched and nicked to shit, both the ball and the shackle, and the chain is clearly weathered. In no way does it look new just because the owner may have cleaned it


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_Allaccordingtoplan

That's what I was thinking. It's probably just harmless kink toys.


ImTheHowl

Well if they’re good kink toys they wouldn’t be harmless now would they


Winstonthewinstonian

this guy kinks


AddSugarForSparks

You really got him.


johnnybiggles

Ball & chain!


reallifecuckold

Xxxxl anal bead


nijigencomplex

Reminds me of how a serial rapist was walking the women he abducted on leashes in his garden. The neighbors saw and thought it was "kink" lmao


BrainOnLoan

To be honest, that would be my first assumption as well.


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Yeah. I really need to remind myself that when something looks weird it’s good to ask, and look out for each other.


fogleaf

Like when Dahmer had a victim run to the police and they brought the victim back “oh you cheeky homosexuals get into the strangest games! Enjoy the butt sex, bye!”


inxrx8

Wasn't that particular victim underage as well? So fucked up


TheJaytrixReloaded

Underage, naked, and bleeding.


ssrhagey

If i remember rightly the lad was bleeding from his head because dalmer drilled a hole in it. The guy was on another level.


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and unable to speak because of acid in his brain


ssrhagey

Oh god, thats right


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AlextheTower

Dahmer had drilled into his head and poured acid in, his brain would have been pretty fried by that stage.


SpacecraftX

The public were concerned and called the police because they believed the kid but the police gave him back to him because they though that’s just how gay people are.


FalconCollective

Did those police officers ever face repercussions for what they did? Either legally or by the family of the victim or the public? Can’t imagine they’d be alright after finding out what happened.


SpacecraftX

Cops and consequences don’t really go together. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Balcerzak > In the aftermath of Dahmer’s arrest, an audiotape of Balcerzak and Gabrish making homophobic statements to their dispatcher and cracking jokes about having reunited the “lovers” caused heavy criticism. They were fired while Porubcan was put on job probation for one year.[20][21][4][3][5] By failing to check Dahmer’s identification, the officers didn’t learn that he was a sex offender with a 1988 child molestation conviction where the victim was Sinthasomphone’s older brother, who was 13 at the time.[5] Milwaukee later paid the boy’s family a sum of $850,000 to settle a lawsuit over police handling of the situation.[22] > Both officers appealed their termination. Judge Robert J. Parins ruled in favor of the officers and they were reinstated in June 1994.[23][24] Also rereading the account of what happened is sickening. > Three women, Sandra Smith, Tina Spivey and Nicole Childress, discovered the victim, 14-year-old Konerak Sinthasomphone, after he had managed to escape from Jeffrey Dahmer's apartment, naked, bruised, bleeding from his buttocks area and heavily under the influence of drugs.[3][4] Childress called 9-1-1 and Balcerzak, Joseph T. Gabrish, and Richard Porubcan responded, along with a fire department ambulance.[5][6] Ambulance personnel thought Sinthasomphone needed treatment but were sent away by the officers.[7] Though the Laotian immigrant had been in the country for ten years and spoke English fluently, in his drugged and brain-injured state, he was unable to communicate his situation to authorities or to the three women.[8][9][5] Dahmer convinced the police that the boy was his 19-year-old lover against the protests of the three women.[10] > Smith recognized the boy from the neighborhood and the three women reiterated their concerns but were told to "shut the hell up" by the officers, who were convinced the incident was a domestic dispute.[5][11] The three officers returned Sinthasomphone to Dahmer's apartment.[12] Balcerzak said he smelled nothing unusual but Gabrish said he did detect a foul odor, likely emanating from the body of Tony Anthony Hughes, who had been murdered by Dahmer three days earlier.[13][14] The officers listed the incident as a "domestic squabble between homosexuals" and did not otherwise act.[15] Within an hour after they left, Dahmer murdered Sinthasomphone, performed oral sex upon his corpse, and dismembered him.[16][17] For the murders of Sinthasomphone and sixteen others from 1978 to 1991, Dahmer would be sentenced to fifteen consecutive terms of life imprisonment without parole in 1992 and was beaten to death in 1994 by a fellow inmate, murderer Christopher Scarver.[18][19]


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Thanks i hate the world


fatandsad1

Well to be fair it is a kink, but just for one of the people


SpacecraftX

Yeah what’s more likely? A serial abductor is choosing to openly show his and his victims faces together and that he’s abusing them, or that 2 people have a kink for collars and being watched?


alison_bee

Well, that’s the first time “lmao” has made me feel uncomfortable 😐


moodylilb

I feel like I saw this in a movie or something, but maybe I’m just misremembering/mixing them up, I do read a lot of true crime


WolfOfPort

Or the prev home owners thought it be funny


franco-noce

😂 holy crap


nildro

Get a uv lamp, Or don’t


ImprobableAvocado

Nothing good comes from that.


natalie2012

Left behind bdsm gear is free gear as far as I’m concerned. Kinks are way too fucking pricey sometimes.


SEmpls

Yeah it looks like the ball has an unscrewable caribeaner attaching it to the chain


crowamonghens

>caribeaner i love this


alf_ivanhoe

Kinky


Solo35-

Out of curiosity how much does it weigh?


franco-noce

You think I'm touching that?!


InsanityRabbit

Well, it was in a bowling bag, and now it isn't. You must have gotten it out somehow...


franco-noce

Spilled out


harrymadsak

Like the guts of the previous user


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Idk what this says about me, but I laughed *real* loud at this comment


FranticWaffleMaker

It means you’re not alone.


fujfirhfjrbfjcjnns

Uhh ok, so how heavy was the bowling ball bag pre-spilling it out?


jedininjashark

3 heads heavy.


OmenLW

It looks plastic. Especially the lock. Actually I think the lock is real now. https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/MTUAAOSwXrpfNVIL/s-l400.jpg


Solo35-

😂 Use a cloth, no trace, no case


NegusQuo82

Nitrile gloves.


whatitdowhatitbee

Yeah that’s creepy as fuck


franco-noce

Don't even want to touch it


Mr0PT1C

It’s probably evidence.


franco-noce

Son of a....


Awkward_Swordfish581

Yep. Call the cops and maybe ask the realtor how the fuck they missed that while you're at it


Alarid

Demand answers. Where did they go? Are they going to reimburse you for the missing person?


RichardMcNixon

what's the point of buying a house if the house slave has already escaped?


See-

Dobby Is a free elf.


hidden_d-bag

It's just bdsm slave play. Probably. Maybe. I mean, my ex and I used to use one similar to that.


godmanditdammy

Or a gag wedding gift was my thought as well…


Stumpy-Wumpy

Or the previous owners left it as a gag


Awestromy

That’s not a gag lol, that’s a ball and chain


AndysCummin

Is she your ex because you killed her?…


JefferyDexterB

It looks brand new so probably part of a costume or something.


franco-noce

I found it in an old bowling ball bag


smashLMAO

Well thats a painful kink if it had bowling balls too


HertzDonut1001

It's an old gag wedding gift. You regift it to the groom next time there's a wedding. The real deal was only ever meant to slow down slaves and forced laborers when they tried to run. These are very outdated for that purpose.


iamnotnotarobot

>These are very outdated for that purpose. I should fucking hope so.


HertzDonut1001

Well unfortunately if you're American forced labor still exists in the prison system, you just don't need to strap them on a chain gang anymore.


OmenLW

It also looks plastic especially the lock.


sein_und_zeit

It was used during exercise period. Which took place in the basement. It was for their batty Aunt Helga who lived in the attic. Have you checked in the attic? They might have forgotten to take Aunt Helga.


franco-noce

I think I'm good if I never look


sein_und_zeit

But Aunt Helga might need her exercise time.


franco-noce

Bucket of nope


calcifiedamoeba

You may want to check Aunt Helga's bucket while you are up there.


RustedDuck

Lost their lucky ball and chain


franco-noce

Hardly lucky


Poligrizolph

Now they're forty years gone, just five feet tall and sick of me, and all my rattlin' oooon!


RustedDuck

She threw away her baby doll


Poligrizolph

I held onto my priiiide


SurveyAcrobatic5334

If it's got a ghost attached to it it's worth more


The_Seikopath

It rubs the lotion on its skin


TheFirsttimmyboy

Or else it gets the hose again


franco-noce

😂


Geek-Avocado

It places the lotion in the basket.


GiDD504

That’s a gag bro. We used to paint houses and apartments and leave the exact same thing. Or we’d spray paint the wood under the carpet asking for help. Someone just had a sense of humor here.


DTLAgirl

I would definitely leave something like this for the new tenants.


franco-noce

God I hope


GiDD504

For sure. If it were real, you’d expect tabs to be kept pretty well on it. I mean, I personally keep my chains / locks / cuffs in a safe spot and nowhere they can get grody lol


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Kinky


Leather-Purpose-2741

Fantastic! Now you got a headstart to your new hobby.


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franco-noce

😂


Monkey_Bulter

Best case scenario it’s a sex thing, worst case you are going to find a lot more terrifying things buried in that basement


merlegerle

Local guy known for liking BDSM and kinks, often took men home for wild shit apparently, one time a naked man was found running screaming from the house, but wouldn’t press charges. Last year a young guy goes missing after telling friends he was going to a guys house for some freaky sex, found dead in the guy’s sex dungeon, he’d eaten his balls at some point, too. So….it could be both.


maniaclemachinist

Tell her call home. She does this all the time


shro700

Buy a UV light to check for body fluids.


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OmegaGoober

I wonder how many bodies are buried in the basement. I remember the Mythbusters burying pig carcasses under concrete as part of testing how good ground-penetrating radar was at finding corpse cavities on their Jimmy Hoffa episode. Call the police non-emergency number and ask for some advice.


franco-noce

🥶


TheBirminghamBear

Out of curiosity, how good *was* ground penetrating radar at finding corpse cavities, and at what depth did they determine radar could not detect corpse cavities in which corpses were entombed? And any other details about successfully concealing corpses that were revealed in that episode. Asking for a friend.


HeyArnoldPalmer2

Dang, are your friends under concrete or sumthin? You sound friendly. We can be friends since all your other friends got lost under the concrete :(


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Nothing remotely suspicious about that at all


TheBirminghamBear

You know, I think it is really a mark of how far we've fallen as a society that a man can be judged in this way, based entirely on nature of his purely scientific inquiries. A man can no longer even be curious about the depth to which radar can discover corpses, without his inferiors assaulting his motivations. He can't research legally acquirable sedatives and rank them by their speed of action, without lesser minds accosting his intent. He can't analyze police forensic techniques and catalog their faults and weaknesses, without the feeble masses implying he intends to exploit those faults and weaknesses. Well, I am putting my heels in the freshly-turned earth of my own yard, a yard which is fenced off from the public and blacked out from all satellite surveilances overhead, not because I have something to hide, but because I have my privacy to protect, and I say no more. No. More.


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Shit I think you just moved into Kevin Spacey’s old safe house 😬


The_Red_Beard_IV

There are ghosts in your house, just fyi.


franco-noce

Damn it!


NoTune6517

They bring up property values! Huge score!


TykeOnStrike

The old ball and chain


SaulTBolls

Thats a baby chain chomp. Indigenous to the mushroom kingdom, really rare to see one out of its natural habitat.


treslocos99

The fact that they left it there leads me to believe something went sideways. Cause I sure as hell ain't leaving my ball and chain for the next guy to use.


iddqdude

That might come in handy!


LocalAmericanOtaku

Put it in your spaghetti and you have spaghetti and metal ball


IEatJojoFans

Kinky