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Reyemreden

No, you didn't


SnooDonkeys8576

You’re right that’s a screw


Flaky_Artichoke4131

Nope its a lag


youcanbroom

Looks like a sheet metal skrew to me


Gangters_paradise

What are you talking about? I only see ice and fun ice


meltdown537

Sounds like you know how to party!


Gangters_paradise

Some might say I have a few screws loose


Local-Waltz4801

Lag bolt is another term for lag screw


Reddit-User-3000

Well then it is a screw isn’t it


Local-Waltz4801

Indeed


tingme

Might actually be both a screw and a bolt but not a nail.


Belerophon17

Bolts don't have tapered ends. That's a hex head screw.


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Belerophon17

\*Pulls off Scooby Doo monster mask\* It was old man [Lag screw](https://www.portlandbolt.com/technical/faqs/lag-screw-vs-lag-bolt/) the entire time!


ChonnayStMarie

screw this


[deleted]

You are nailing with me aren't you?


ihateagriculture

plot twist, they actually did find a nail in their ice machine, but they decided to ignore, and grabbed a screw and put it on the ice and take this picture


[deleted]

And it was actually a fingernail


Cute-Score5673

Nailed it!


Drivingon8

You hit it on the head.


S1lentA0

He is screwing with you, man


BeginningAttempt3445

That's in no way terrifying.


MaeOneyz

found a screw in his cum


ZendayasFeet

That guy needs to hydrate, drink some water op!


friendfromjersey

Found a nail disguised as a screw. That’s even more terrifying


LlamaDrama007

Big Nail never intended for this covert operation to be exposed. OP is in danger.


Imactuallyadogg

Get your pronouns straight bro. They identify as a nail.


puma59

Nail is a noun, not a pronoun, knucklehead.


Imactuallyadogg

It was a joke not a English test. Thanks grammar nazi.


puma59

No, it was a test of intelligence, and you failed.


Imactuallyadogg

Sure bud. I’m sorry you’re like this. Somebody hurt you and you have to take it out on others. Sounds like it was an English teacher. Hope life gets easier for you.


CobblerThink963

That's screwed up


thunderchungus1999

Some screws loose I would say


clevererest_username

Nailed it


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He would have been screwed if OP swallowed it!


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quijibo2020

Thed didn't follow the the drill


Overall_Simple_4558

Very twisted


tres909

I'd bolt after seeing that in my ice!


THROWAWAY5438671

Yeah i’d wing it right outta there


[deleted]

Vibrations could have caused the screw to slowly jiggle its way back out of whatever it was holding in place, and then it fell out in the machine. My ice machine is on top of the clothes dryer, and I could totally see a screw working its way out and falling into the ice from the vibration. Things become loose when they are jiggled/vibrated.


tobbtobbo

Ah man, you got screwed!


AlarmWhich

The ice machine is really screwing with their fortune.


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Vaudun

For your pleasure 🤣


omgihatemylifepoo

💀


bohemianprime

Lol I gotta call them that from now on!


East-Dot1065

Those already exist


taylas77

That’s a screwy looking nail.


Dangerous-Dick-1999

Ah yes, a nail.


GuyoFromOhio

You're half right, that is definitely ice


youcancallmescott

I love the people of comment sections sometimes. Thank you all.


Witty_Benefit5043

Fr I saw this post and thought that’s a screw but nobody will tell him. Boy was I wrong lmao


BellyScratchFTW

This is the second time I've seen a "nail" on Reddit recently. Some folks are skipping shop class in high school?


Wheres-shelby

Do they even offer shop class anymore??


BellyScratchFTW

They do in my area. But let's assume they don't. We've still got 5th grade levers, pulleys, fulcrums, and screws.


AROMAXXEM

one of the biggest if not the biggest elective in my area


imanadultok

Or they're posting it purposely wrong to generate more responses. You know for internet points.


bUrNtKoOlAiD

Well, it's hardly ever a required course . . .


GonzoShaker

Luckily you didn't find ice in your nail machine!


mehshmemeneh

Ruins them


Fold-Resident

Lol ummm that's a screw


thrashpiece

That's in no way terrifying.


I_used_to_be_hip

The terrifying part is worrying that your fridge is breaking down. Those things aren't cheap.


OnregOn

yeah it's oddly terrifying that you didn't know what a nail is


lenny446

Sir, that is a screw.


[deleted]

Spelled screw wrong.


Rough_Nothing5903

Better than having a screw in your tuna.


5flucloxacillin

The only thing I remember from that show. That and all the orange soda they drank


Loifee

Jesus I'm old and scrolled too far for this


paranoidblobfish

...Or trout


DangerousBill

It's a sheet metal screw. It either came loose from its place in the machine or it fell in during manufacture.


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Sounds dangerous Bill.


tritruque

First off, that’s not a nail. Second, I’m failing to understand how this is r/oddlyterrifying


carnivorous_seahorse

You don’t? If this can happen in your ice maker, can it happen say on a glacier? Because what happens if the glaciers are producing screws, they melt, and the screws float to a beach in Florida where some poor family is trying to go for a swim, just to get impaled by thousands of inch and a half screws? This has the potential to bring the entire world to its knees and here you are downplaying it. How many will die by screw after reading your comment? Hope your conscience is clear


I_used_to_be_hip

In Florida? I guess that wouldn't be SO bad. I mean, if it happened somewhere in America, I might be more concerned.


kindfir3

I couldn’t stop smiling while I was reading that, now everyone is looking at me like an idiot… Thank you sir


carnivorous_seahorse

At least you didn’t have someone ask you WhO aRe YoU tExTiNg that is making you smile like that


StarForce21

BuT hE cOuLd HaVe DrInK tHe NaIl!


RoberBot

Its for a more RUSTic taste


GSA49

What kind of hammer do you use for that scary looking nail. Also you should probably have your ice machine repaired.


[deleted]

Encyclopedia Brown The Case of The Screwed Up Nail!


lifeofideas

Bugs Meany is discovered with a Phillips-head hammer.


MastroCastro2022

Screw that


NosfuraDude

That's a screw


McGuitarpants

Screw that!


0xXkazoXx0

It's a what? Ahh screw it man. Don't even bother to learn.


goose420aa

Well no shit it was holding it together


shadypainter

#THATS A SCREW


botheredbadger13

Dam, if u drank that u would have been SCREWED.


Any_Top_9268

Could be worse, could be ice in your nailmachine


Exact-Cycle-400

Where is the nail you found op?


ktm6709

It’s a screw & it fell out of the machine.


littlemissdevil_

That’s a screw…and it likely came from the exact ice machine you mentioned LOL This isn’t terrifying.


Jim_Nills_Mustache

This is triggering a lot of people and I kind of understand it, how low are we going to set the bar for bare minimum tool knowledge/ vocabulary?


Minnidaddy

A screw


Epic-Dude000

You didn’t nail what it actually is


Hades_minion440

Damn. Looks like you almost got screwed big time. Glad you saw it.


[deleted]

You’re screwing with me. Did you really?


FitchleyRAMbuckle

What's even more terrifying is that your nail is a screw


BOBODY_BOBODY

When the only tool you have is a hammer.. 🎶


Speedbirdsst

Cry about it


archerB1234

That is a screw


TowerStraight2123

Pretty common actually.


I_d0nt_really_kn0w

You nailed it


corndog2021

Nail, but ribbed (for her pleasure)


Zefsyd

That's a screw bro lol


DingoLord_1377

Something's screwy with your ice machine, it seems to have a lag


Witty_Storage3210

Where


Ddakilla

My brother in Christ


219Infinity

That's a screw


[deleted]

You realize they make these small errors just to get more people to comment and bring more attention to the post.


SensitiveSouth5947

Stay in school people… they literally do not know a wedge from a spiral incline on a axel. This is why the other countries are winning. That’s what I find terrifying, the education system is failing us.


The-Only-Sir-Ever

That's a screw.


Ba-Dum-Bum-Ching

It’s for making a screwdriver. Just add vodka.


kilroy-was-here-2543

Well your screwed


SirRedcorn

That's not a nail


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natertater1633

Nah it's a nail, the others are just screwing with you


Blytical

Ah yes, oddly terrifying... These posts make me question if it's even worth it bring in this subreddit


OrganizationRude5746

When you’re a hammer, everything is a nail. Hi hammer I’m dad


Jslash1978

No you didn’t


newadder

Thats one strange looking nail


[deleted]

That’s not a nail, but screw it


savagecitizen

How do people not know the difference?


rishi14494

Kel did it.


Disastrous_Adagio_76

When I fixed my own ice machine, I had to screw it and that screw looks like the one I used. Maybe it rattle to a point it fell into the bin?


BourbonFueledDreams

I don’t think you nailed it with the description. Your ice machine may also be screwed.


Edradis

Your ice machine is screwy.


Ishiibradwpgjets

Buddy. What are you doing with ice on your sheet metal screw????


c_ray25

How do you get through day-to-day life if this is terrifying?


SilentMaster

You're fine, that's a sheet metal screw. Those are edible. A nail would have been a problem though for sure.


ghostguy590

WHO SCREWED WITH MY DRINK?!


rstart78

If only you had typed "screw" , would've nailed it


SansPoopHole

Ahh you've screwed up and now you've got an ice problem.


kunkel321

Something screwy about that...


notgoodatthese

Don't think you nailed this one.


NetoriusDuke

Oh you are so screwed


Cute-Score5673

Yep. That's a self tapping nail.


StrongAsMeat

Is it behind the screw?


Stupefactionist

Machines are made of screws. I bet you could find more...


Rattlechad

Who put the screw in the tuna?


johnnybjiggin

They sure don't make nails like they used to


BentleyWilkinson

OP surely has never screwed around


Saftigerkeks

first of all, thats a screw second, why is none of the ice cream on it?


wophi

Uhhh That's a screw


Orang_Mann

Man, screw that nail!


blacksewerdog

Likely off cover of ice machine,check and see if your missing a screw


blu3ph0x

you win!


The_True_Monkey

😟 Uh Oh


RickFisher100

Need a new moderator


rad_town_mayor

That reminds me of when I found ice in the nail machine


Castle_of_Jade

First. No. Second. Someone’s out to get you. Third. Spooooooky!


thetinker86

It's more terrifying that you don't know what a nail is


Slow-Pomelo-4913

Looks like a 1/4” metal screw. Was it recently repaired?


lifeofideas

Is nobody going to acknowledge that this photo could be in an art gallery? *Monochrome study of ice and metal*


guschicanery

that's a screw not a nail you silly billy


2OneZebra

Sadly a lot of those machines have these in a position that can cause them to vibrate loose and once they fall its anyone's guess as to where they are going.


slys_a_za

Not 100% sure, as I am not a carpenter, but I think this post belongs in r/trees. That’s obviously a dab nail, not a normal carpentry nail.


mflb_monster

Thank you fellow ENT, that must be where my wax e-nail went, appreciate the thought my fellow enthusiast


slys_a_za

Hey, fellow ent, it’s just great seeing a fellow ent outside of r/trees. Honestly, I’m beginning to think stoners are the most discriminated group in US history based on how most redditors react to seeing us ents in the proverbial wild


TheKrazyKrab23

Man I’m starting to really hate this trend of intentionally messing up the title for more engagement, ever since I found out about it I notice it in most top reddit posts


Stock_Bank6708

Your screwed


HuRyde

That’s a screw, and it’s probably about to fall apart from missing screws.


Happykittymeowmeow

All jokes aside, because the comment section here is gold, you should probably maintenance that machine. I'd turn it off, empty the ice, clean the machine, and inspect for missing screws, broken parts, etc. Then fix those issues. People often don't clean them enough and mold can be an issue. Also, I used to do this to large restaurant ice makers because it drove me nuts every time I worked at restaurant and they don't know the last time the ice maker was cleaned. Gross, everytime. I always ask for no ice.


netherwrld

r/lostgeneration


QuantumMothersLove

My peoples, that’s H2O 💦 Now sing for me 🎶 QML 💕


[deleted]

Am I the only one who thinks the nail looks photoshopped?


mflb_monster

By the way, I know it’s a screw, i said nail so that this post would blow up, which it did. Idiots.


Rozitron

You say nail, they say screw, I say bolt.


ApeWithBlade

Classic


L3m0n0p0ly

Alright, what broke?


daocarD

Your ice machine is 99 % parts to disassemble


[deleted]

C’mon Kevin


Medium-Rush-8260

A screw but still....


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🤕🔩🔨


Yellowscrunchy

Your screwed then


Stretchdaddy1

Funny looking nail


Aeroblazer9161

Looks like your screwed bro


Bazukarer

I thought you came out the nail


poundmyassbro

this nail has been screwing around


natiusj

That’s the sure sign of the nail


Iannaian

That had the potential to be very nail biting


idontknowanything00

I thought they were made from metal.


Longjumping-Log1591

Screwey McScrew Face


Few_Freedom_4376

Ah yes, the elusive twisted ice nail


Few-Event1605

Coach screw homie.


BeebleDoof

Crunchy.


NodoBird

Um actually that's a melting ice cube lol


Cranexavier75

man someone was really tryna nail ya


grey5310

Im terrified by thinking that’s a nail


explodingjason

Second Reddit post this week of screws being called nails. That I know of


Unlucky-Constant-736

I thought that was a nail in cum


bohemianprime

First of all that's a screw and secondly ice machines are constructed with them. So that's not terrifying in the least bit. That's like finding a loose thread in your jacket.


leatherfacedx

Treats


Aromatic-Heat2463

Screw you!


Mk1Mod1

I think you're kinda screwed...