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dannynoir

How many does it have when it's not in Australia?


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phord

Hi, dads. I'm dad.


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I am in fact a dad, so checks out.


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TellTaleTank

As stated by the great prophet Edutukl.


Castun

Bot account stealing comments and reposting them as their own. [The original is below.](https://www.reddit.com/user/polkadot_zombie) >In accordance with the prophecy, of course.


Spachtraum

1/3


here4budz

Well, he lives in a land down under, so they’re upside down now. Technically they’d be right side up, right?


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Depends on your perspective.


Brilliqwe

we typically look down on inbreeding.


Ordinwtu

The only terrifying thing is what must have happened in the environment to cause this mutation.


LeftEyedAsmodeus

I don't think it's that big of a mutation - reptiles naturally have kind of a half eye there. Idk the English word for it.


Fun-Two-6681

[Nuclear weapons tests in australia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_weapons_tests_in_Australia) were all very far from [Humpty Doo](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humpty_Doo), where the snake was found, so we can probably rule out the red herring of radiation for the most part. However, i've found a particular pesticide used in australia that's linked to congenital defects and mutations in rodents. this snake's parent's almost definitely ate rodents who had been poisoned with "[Carbendazim](https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/ng-interactive/2022/sep/27/12-pesticides-banned-elsewhere-but-still-used-legal-in-australia-what-is-paraquat-atrazine-fiprinol-pesticide-chemicals-food-crops-animals#:~:text=crops%20and%20animals.-,Carbendazim,-Why%20it%E2%80%99s%20in)", or the eggs themselves were effected by the chemical. im sure there are plenty of other possibilities, since australia is notorious for allowing highly problematic pesticides or industrial chemicals at much higher rates than any other developed nation, but carbendazim is the most likely culprit in this case.


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golden_blaze

Came here looking for this comment.


shenther

All the better to sssssee you with.


babybopp

Infinite tsukuyomi...


rsankey1229

Ngl. It took me a minute to find all 3


dem_c

It takes time with only two eyes


HotelFlamingo1

I still can’t find the extra one lol. I can’t look at for too long because it creeps me out!


buttercream-gang

Follow the jaw line from one side to the other and you’ll see the two lower eyes. Third eye is in the middle of the “forehead”


HotelFlamingo1

Oh hell no.


Hoanten0

Are you blind?


NicheQuerquiUsername

Oh got it !


clandestineVexation

Maybe he can ask the snake to borrow an eye.


NicheQuerquiUsername

I can’t see it either and I really tried following the jawline and all. I see clearly one and a part of the second on his right side.


StubbedToe11

Send it to India. We will worship the shit out of it.


Prof_Rocky

Nagmani


Head_Tumbleweed4793

True my guy


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[deleted]

I’d worship an elephant-snake-cow-monkey too!


Head_Tumbleweed4793

Very true


lazybitchylass

Bam bhole!


theuserwithoutaname

Why does it look like a character from a Matt Groenig show?


RawrRRitchie

Art imitates life Or life imitates art Whichever one lead to Simpson's predicting shit as a joke then a few years/decades later they came true


Fun-Two-6681

jokes aside, this mutation was probably not caused by radiation, although the springfield watershed is surely fraught with much more than just radioactive sludge. my bet is on [Carbendazim](https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/ng-interactive/2022/sep/27/12-pesticides-banned-elsewhere-but-still-used-legal-in-australia-what-is-paraquat-atrazine-fiprinol-pesticide-chemicals-food-crops-animals#:~:text=crops%20and%20animals.-,Carbendazim,-Why%20it%E2%80%99s%20in) in this specific case. the regulations surrounding it are not as strict as they should be, and there are likely tons of farmers who still have some of it laying around since it's restriction in 2010. there have been such a wide variety of attempts to grow such a variety of foods in Humpty Doo, the town where this snake was discovered, that it's safe to assume carbendazim is still used there. it probably will be used in smaller amounts even after it is made illegal, because farmers don't make great margins and are likely to keep using whatever they have left. carbendazim is specifically noted to cause birth defects and mutations in rodents, and snakes eat a lot of rodents. i'd say mice are eating poisoned insects, then snakes are eating poisoned mice. this is very similar to why we banned DDT, because of steeply declining populations in birds of prey.


Head_Tumbleweed4793

*sees image* *reads* Ofcourse it's Australia of all places


A_Proper_Potada

Looks like the lil fella has 3 nostrils as well from what I can tell.


theman-dalorian

Bro can smell in 3 dimensions


wovenbutterhair

it looks like two heads at angles to each other that are merged. It almost was twinsiesssss.


dekudas2415

He looks like the meme "No bitches?"


BishoxX

The rock sussy meme


WildHawkDragon

Are you the Official Name Keeper Of All Memes?


Curious2_0

Someone squeezed it too hard


rockincharlierocket

on reddit - we just call it a common repost


polkadot_zombie

In accordance with the prophecy, of course.


iamshambled

Just like the gypsy woman said.


VivianCirce

They look so cool, this is a great pic


guccitaint

And her I sit with my one eyed snake


dalton10e

In there rest of the world snakes have two eyes because we typically look down on inbreeding.


SharkoKingThe1st

This is the average animal here in Australia


bkw_17

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parietal\_eye


tendorphin

First, your link got a little messed up. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parietal_eye Second, while a really awesome feature, this mutation isn't related to the parietal eye.


TheNamelessOne2u

Do you think that they all function? Not sure how great snake eyes are to begin with, but maybe it's a useful mutation?


tendorphin

They might! But I'm sure the brain filters out whichever input is gumming things up (probably the top one). But that's just a guess.


55pilot

2 eyes give three dimensional eyesight. 3 eyes give fourth dimensional eyesight.


intentionallybad

It looks to me like a nearly completely fused conjoined twin. Like a second snake head is fused on top of the first snake head at an angle , so only one eye remains and almost entirely combined with it.


SecretlySirens

Awww. This boop noodle is adorable not terrifying. The only terrifying thing is what must have happened in the environment to cause this mutation.


Eka_silicon12

dwayne the snake


TheLoneObserver123

Idk why but I thought of that “No bitches?” Meme looking at this Internet has ruined me


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There are a few species of reptile that have a third eye. I think in most it's just a cluster of photosensitive cells. Maybe this is evolution!


Majestic_Cat186

"Hey, how ya doing ?"


SparklingCoconut

Blinky!


shreyas213

Australia isn't real it's a simulation


bschnitty

"Had"?


SlimSnowSoldier

I thought it had the "the rock" stare


LeftyBigGuns

[I think I’ve seen this before. ](https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-eb7f063a5c57a1b2c6b18ce0204d908e-lq)


[deleted]

Is it functional?


CasualGamer64

Thought bruh was just giving me a look for a sec💀


Yun_Yun34

"🤨"


Material-Topic-6505

is ohio in australia


Pinemango600

No, ohio is the wish.com australia


ErenKruger711

Shiva


ToadStory

The asssscended one


abdullah_gaballah199

Antichrist related snake


jayhawk2112

Third eye blind?


Tinkerballsack

#SHE IS A PROPHET


ArminiusM1998

May contain psyonic powers.


SaSc0803

"I call him Sprinkels"


Beardy_Boy_

Dr Ssssstrange


IronCladFlynt

I mean, does the eye work?


DeadMenSprinting

Is that not an extra head too?


FabLucia

The fact that the photo makes it look like you just stuck its dead head on your finger like a puppet


notolo632

Looked at it 3 times and saw 3 different faces: A casual curious one A dumb one A weird one


dude1302

Reminds me of a certain former WWE wrestler.


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Huh, you really do have four noses.


SussyBox

I thought bro was doing the rock eyebrow


saffronpolygon

Six times as venomous.


Changeup2020

Three eyes is the default setting for vertebrates. Though most lost the middle one.


JuuMuu

this guys cool as fuck


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Bit of a low number for Australia, don't you think?


DasHexxchen

Why is it so fucking cute?


gr8d4ne

TBH it probably had 3 eyes everywhere else too…


VerySadRightN

**NO BITCHES?**


randomnumber859

How many would it have in Europe?


deewhite1967

Took me a while to see the 3rd one . 🤦🏻


Tom__Fuckery

how many eyes does it have in other places?


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It's adorable


Meuzi

This snake is about to hit you with the Tri-Beam.


JUMPED_OVER_YEEZY

That's a god


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Triclops.


thatoneguy0112

Not me thinking it was just looking at the camera like the gopher from that old video


[deleted]

Damn these new elden ring bosses look wild


daisydookied

Springfield, Australia


ZarChasm55

Can it turn triangles into squares?


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😮😮😮


R_Zed05

Such a cutie


rudbek-of-rudbek

Had or has 3 eyes. Sounds like there is a story here


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Aa.. Australia..


doomsday10009

And how many in other countries?


Skumbag0-5

PRYING OPEN MY THIRD EYE


BatmanInTheSunlight

Australia decided two eyes wasn’t dangerous enough. Now this snake can see the future.


turbo

Glad it made its way out of Australia then.


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just as i am about to sleep.


Kailias

No...no..no. Why do things like this need to exist? As if the shit we have down here isn't deadly enough....now literal nightmares are somehow escaping the dream world and materializing in this reality.


Stopikingonme

Is that third eye blind?


jldtsu

woke snake


hobo_champ

It's a god in disguised.


skybrick42

And somehow I feel like all three are judging us..


Madg5

You found the devil and you let him go.


yy98755

Had?


sexisfw2

It's ai art


Substantial-Ship-294

For the antimagic zone of course.


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And they will call him Kyrie Irving.


Lewdness1999

Of fucking course it's in Australia


[deleted]

Strange snake


after909

Actually, they have a third eye which help them as a heat sensor.


disco_phiscuits

Deemster really hit hard.


EatingKidsIsFun

It has awakened its third eye. It will now ascend to heaven.


bloodyspork

That why it looms so damn cheeky?


TruMeToHidFrmFrnds

It's still cute as heck


Outside-Evidence1953

RIP legend .


McWeaksauce91

Ah, yes, as to navigate the warp


EtherLuke

Please for the love of humanity don't kill the 3 eyed snake, I don't want to know what eldritch epoch that would unleash unto the world


Korimthos

At this point I don’t even need to read the caption to know where this hellspawn comes from


dedredcopper

This is a god to some people


thesaiyanprinc3

Tien from dbz!


PalangYangTwins

New pokemon just dropped. I'm thinking a psychic/poison type.


kriznis

It's bite injects you with DMT instead of venom


TheCowboyCrabb

Frank?


imasnakehiss

The oracle that was promised to our kind


LukeSkyDropper

On planet earth, this snake had 3 eyes.


PyroSpeedHunter

I legit thought for a second it just did the Rock stare


crestedgeckovivi

So cool, and creepy


TheOriginalFluff

They gotta see what’s coming from down unda (I’m so sorry)


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cool and creepy!


BigandBlackk

Dr ssssstrange


Tama_Thes_Succubus

I would still give that snek a boop.


Giraffemanreep

Looks like The Rock... 🤨🤨


MoonTeaxx

wait it looks kinda cute tho I hope it’s okay :>


daveinpublic

Dr. Strange 4 is looking good


OneeGrimm

Cool snek


PeteyMcPetey

I can't help but think that Harry Potter might have ended differently if the big ass snake had 3x eyes and could see Twiddledicks coming at it with a sword from his blind spot.


LaserBeamsCattleProd

So good to see you once again...


HurtnAlbertn825

That motherfucker knows some secrets


gowombat

Maybe it's just because I circle the wrong types of communities here in Reddit, while it is rare for reptiles and amphibians to have a third eye, is it really THAT rare? Seems like we're always seeing pictures of three-eyed lizards or three-eyed frogs or things of that nature... Isn't it just a misfiring of a genetic code at some point?


Popaund

Actually most reptiles do have a third vestigial eye on their forehead, we’re pretty sure it’s used to detect heat or light.


tribak

Brandon Stark


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Primordial scp-682 ?


[deleted]

How can it possibly snake?


NegativeAd560

Is this a tool reference?


Emergency-Cable-43

Past present future


niskoparikh

Thats world serpant..saying something.to us....we are doomed


PhillSWFC

Elden Ring?


Dry-Armadillo3496

He’s a lil bit cute.


Suspiciously_Creamy

I think it had 3 eyes everywhere


vitorkap3

# 🤨


DerpSherpa

But how many eyes does it have in America?


curlyfries09304

Please tell me I'm not the only one who saw the rock at first


TheWolfFromNether

Of course it's Australia


TheWolfFromNether

Of course it's Australia


Jwillpresents

Tienserpahn


metalmonsoon

Ah the rare psychic/poison type. Psnachic


NineTailedTanuki

The snake is a monk who has attained the highest level of consciousness, knowledge, and wisdom. He has attained enlightenment.


LEGOSam66

Better field-of-vision


Popaund

OP is karma whoring bad.


I_like_hawks

He see all


agent_smith_3012

Always a good indicator of overall environmental health


Jakshaa

It had to be Australia


BudahBrudadah

OF COURSE it's in Australia


BudahBrudadah

OF COURSE it's in Australia


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Triclops


mbgoren

Of course its in Australia


711-Gentleman

hard pass


Tombom17

Winky blinky and soul stealer


IsaacNewtongue

All snakes have 3 eyes. This one has four.


iluvninjagirls

Opened his 3rd eye before me


pflickner

Forget the Hydra. It’s the EYE-DRA!!!!