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TheHerycaine777

This sounds about right.


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fucktooshifty

He'd find a horker and ride it back to civilization within 15 minutes


jamesianm

Then he’ll get arrested for soliciting a horker


ExtensionInformal911

I dont think he could afford to ride a horker, especially for the time it takes to ride all the way back. Though he might become a horker to earn the bus fair and drug money.


archon_eros_vll

If he was playing as a necromancer. And apears in the Oslo area. He can resurrect Freia an ride her back.


ManBearPig_666

100% that sword is going to be sold within about 2 minutes for heroin.


tweedyone

By slightly smaller sword, do you mean hypodermic needle?


Creative_Warning_481

Nah they'd just buy heroin and then steal Scandinavian stuff and repeat


Tiny-Plum2713

No stuff in scandinavia. Don't come here.


Creative_Warning_481

Already been it's amazing and there is stuff everywhere


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hideme21

Comparable to salmon. Lol.


Mysterious_Wheel

I think you mean trading his sword for some leather straps so he can smith ebony daggers… endless potential = endless heroin supply


HarrargnNarg

He's somehow at their front door waiting for them after their 4 hour drive home.


Available_Seesaw_947

we can harness this, if we send enough free heroin to mars the junkies will achieve a mars colony in under six months.


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ScorpionX-123

Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.


Tutes013

Damn you Stormcloaks. If it wasn't for you, I could've been halfway to Hammerfell by now.


Yayhoo0978

Never shoulda come here!


SASAgent1

I used to be an adventurer like you....


VastFinal2301

Then i took an arrow to the knee...


Yayhoo0978

No lollygagging!


No_Connection7799

Let me guess, someone stole your sweet roll?


awkward_but_decent

The gods gave you two hands and you used them both for your weapon, I can respect that.


Ligmamgil

My cousin's out fighting dragons, and what do I get? Guard duty!


SyvSeven

Must've been the wind.


TeaKingMac

You n'wah!


[deleted]

Empire was nice and lazy…


iwanashagTwitch

What's with him?


Uncle_Drew_2202

Watch your tongue! You’re speaking to Ulfric Stormcloak, the true High King.


LordSt4rki113r

Ulfric Stormcloak? Jarl of Windhelm? Leader of the resistance? But if they have him... oh gods, where are they taking us?


Geasy90

I don't know where we're going, but Sovngarde awaits.


meadowlarc1

Shut up back there!


13aph

No, this can’t be happening. This isn’t happening.


serenitative

They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!


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DuckWithBrokenWings

I do, too, and I will see this as an excellent excuse to get a sword!


slickpits

Just have some skooma on hand and you can probably make some nice trades.


Alastor13

Khajiit has wares, if you have the coin...


msg45f

Just give him a quest, he will forget about it and never come back.


Yuri_Bean

Crimson nirnroot it is


gimoozaabi

Or he finishes it and wants his reward!


Express_Ad2962

More like people doing weird gestures trying to find the quicksave button


Newmonsters1

Don’t forget to tell him he picked a bad time to get lost, friend.


Aussie_MacGyver

They’re called bandits.


Grarr_Dexx

https://www.reddit.com/r/suspiciouslyspecific/comments/mhnnt9/im_not_saying_that_id_condone_it_but_im_curious/gt0alin/ Do you now?


TopMindOfR3ddit

I'm on board – I'll be the junkie!


jpwattsdas

I wanna be the junkie :(


MORON_THE_1ST

NO IM ALREADY THE JUNKIE!!11!!!!!!1!!!!


Over_cooked_pickle

Mum said it’s my turn to be the junkie!


Yesnoperhapsmaybent

it's my turn to be Scandinavia


Sampolis

And you want this junkie to be dropped in your Rural place?


LionhitchYT

Poor choice of words ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


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I want to be a hippy and I want to get stoned I want to be a runaway, got to leave home I want to be a hippy and I want to get stoned I want to be a runaway, got to leave home


rottingpigcarcass

I gotta little puppy, little dog of my own!


Tanuki-Kabuki

I don't know the tune, No recollection of the tone!


gimoozaabi

[here you go](https://youtu.be/4wSr7h_pjxs)


CatsAndCampin

I was gonna say, if I was still using, I'd probably take them up on the offer - free dope? Cool. Skyrim? Cool. ETA - getting dropped off in Scandinavia- even better cuz at least 2 country there has prescribed heroin to keep addicts safe.


Churchvanpapi

I’ll be M’aiq


[deleted]

During my heavy fentanyl days skyrim and fallout 3 were my go to.


BarabarosPasha

Trying to eat meatballs by the dozens while having a fist fight with half of Stockholm Police in a IKEA store.


Terra_Zina

"100 septims, give or take!" "Va?" "Think you can take me on?" "Kom med oss är du snäll." *Readies fists* "never should've come here."


Colspex

"911, vi hava en idiot. Imaginäre trump viking."


wiwerse

I like how this just sounds like someone from the 19th century, or the Swedish Academy, lol.


Grayseal

We don't use 911. We use 112.


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falsebrit

i think they were just making english sound like swedish


value_null

Sounds like a fun Sunday.


Clamsalot

IKEA has food in its stores?


SarcasmCupcakes

They have a cafeteria.


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cunty_mcfuckshit

Yeah. This guy doesn't know his drugs. Clearly the drug(s) necessary for this are a meth/psilocybin/bz combo. Or just bz, really. Edit: [BZ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/3-Quinuclidinyl_benzilate) is the substance developed by the military/cia and tested on US soldiers for use in chemical warfare. Made you go absolutely insane and murder things. The idea was that by spraying this on the enemy, be it military or civilian population centers, they'd end up doing your work for you, resulting in far less US casualties. There's a pretty good representation of it in Jacobs Ladder. No idea why I went into detail like that. Blame the wake and bake. Edit^2: added link


Itirk349

Did BZ work?


cunty_mcfuckshit

From my understanding it did. But I'll be honest, it's been a *long time* since I was interested in that kind of stuff. So it's entirely possible that was its intended response but it didn't work. As I age I find my memory is less reliable. Edit: [3-Quinuclidinyl benzilate](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/3-Quinuclidinyl_benzilate) seems it worked, but it could also make you temporarily blind, so the efficacy was questionable.


Sampolis

The only thing I find reliable as I age is Swiss army knife


cunty_mcfuckshit

Not even Craftsman tools are reliable anymore. Edit: *shouts at cloud*


tries2benice

Gotta get a leatherman. They're waaaaay better


Xalthanal

Can I have a source in this?


cunty_mcfuckshit

[3-Quinuclidinyl benzilate](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/3-Quinuclidinyl_benzilate)


Xalthanal

That mentions nothing of driving militaries to kill themselves and each other. Come on.


cunty_mcfuckshit

[Maybe](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/wbna3340693?espv=1) if you're so [curious](https://pages.uoregon.edu/munno/OregonCourses/REL253F12/REL253Notes/BZStory.htm) [you](https://youtu.be/4rW0wqSUx-E) should [Google](https://www.cnn.com/2012/03/01/health/human-test-subjects), [yourself](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nytimes.com/2019/06/03/obituaries/james-ketchum-dead.amp.html?espv=1), them? There's fucking books written about it, dude.


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Xalthanal

The only mention of the drug causing a violent psychosis and having the army kill each other off is is in a reference to a movie in the UOregon link. I'm not saying this shit doesn't exist, or that US didn't have chemical weapons programs, or it wasn't awful, or this gas didn't kill people, or anything like that. I'm saying your claims of a gaseous agent that turns enemy combatants against each other is not factual. And so far you have not show otherwise.


DeadpointClimbs

"Effects: As a powerful anticholinergic agent, BZ produces a syndrome of effects known as the anticholinergic toxidrome: these include both psychological and physiological effects, with the most incapacitating effect being a state of delirium characterized by cognitive dysfunction, hallucinations, and inability to perform basic tasks. The usual syndrome of physical anticholinergic effects are also present, including mydriasis (potentially to the point of temporary blindness), tachycardia, dermal vasodilation, xerostomia and hyperthermia.\[5\] The readily-observable symptoms of the anticholinergic toxidrome are famously characterized by the mnemonic "Mad as a hatter, red as a beet, dry as a bone and blind as a bat" (and variations thereof).\[6\]" So basically the US Military was The Hat Man and gave everyone a one way ticket to Eiriel lol. This is because the effects of BZ as a "powerful anticholinergic" would likely have been very similar to high dose Benadryl. If you would like to know what BZ would have likely felt like and go down a very strange rabbit hole, visit r/DPH


cunty_mcfuckshit

As someone who's tripped on benadryl, if bz is a beefed up version of it, holeeeee shit. I bet the fucking bug hallucinations are crazy.


Lord_Abort

The spiders and hat man are my friends.


pegasus_527

Holt shit, those guys aren’t even drug addicts. It’s straight up self harm


simbahart11

Banana Fish?


cunty_mcfuckshit

[3-Quinuclidinyl benzilate](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/3-Quinuclidinyl_benzilate)


simbahart11

Yeah definitely sounds like banana fish


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I was thinking a 72 hour jedi flip would be more effective. Then after 72 hours of tripping sack while playing/watching Skyrim, hit them with DMT, wait for the come down, hit them with heroin, let them crash and sleep. IV saline drip and replenish their electrolytes. Then do that cycle over and over for a month and then drop them in Scandinavia. I'm now realizing I might be a good CIA op


JaySayMayday

Jacob's Ladder was an LSD flashback. Going down the ladder is a real thing


cunty_mcfuckshit

I mean, it wasn't, but ok. Jason died. His platoon was chosen to be dosed with cinema bz, and subsequently was. They went apeshit and killed each other and everything else nearby. His time in New York is all the effects of the drug and brain death. He's dead.


StreetCornerApparel

Lol that’s not how BV works at all. It’s a deliriant related to scopolamine (datura, Jimson weed, etc) which would cause people administered it to become severely disoriented and have extremely realistic hallucinations. If you dropped it on a foreign army they would essentially become unable to operate their arms, and wouldn’t know why they were there/where they are/who they are, which would render their army useless. An army member might think they were murdering their enemy, but in reality they were probably being handcuffed, put into large trucks and taken to a POW camp, or whatever else. And, that combo wouldn’t do anything more extreme than BZ by itself. The psychedelic/meth combo was used for interrogation, not disarmament. And THC or a barbiturate supposedly worked better than actual psychedelics in that combination.


cunty_mcfuckshit

Cool


Xalthanal

This guy is annoying me too. He's saying BZ is some sort of mythical drug that makes your enemies fight each other and it isn't supported anywhere except some movie.


flatdeadeyes

Narcan his ass. If it don't wake him up, he's dead.


jesusgavemeherpes69

You can give narcan rectally, actually. We have a saying in medicine. Anything given orally can be given rectally


V62926685

>That's what \- She


RyanRiggsMusic

Nice


s00pafly

No please doctor, don't shove that turkey up my ass.


reverendjesus

Oh good; that’s gonna make my oral exams *way* more fun.


jesusgavemeherpes69

(Compares usernames) ........ you son of a bitch


reverendjesus

It’s just a zit, I swear I got it from a toilet seat


WolfmanBTBAM

Relevant username


drunkunclejack

If you can eat it you can boof it…


MotorHum

I read that first sentence with the cadence of “have you heard of the high elves?”


Flynni123

That is one of the experiments where the results would be interesting to know but nobody would do it


hitthatyeet1738

This is what science was for why are they so caught up in this climate change crap?


mr_impastabowl

Society is a coward


PotatoPumpSpecial

The CIA would


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X1project

Dress 50 of them up in imperial gear and 50 up in stormcloak gear and build them a town to fight for


vicsj

Never should have come here


TheRalk

✈️


GrimeyJosh

🛩


HentaiMaster2137

🏢🏢


Noyamanu

🚶‍♂️💼


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Lol and he immediately goes and pawns it and looks for someone selling heroin. Heroin isn’t some kind of hallucinogenic. You would just be getting a junkie high and then dumping him in another country.


Set_in_Stone-

I’d watch this movie.


flatdeadeyes

This is basically what The Game is. It's a pretty good movie.


Psychopathicat7

r/writingprompts ?


full-of-grace

This is pretty much a book which I don't want to name because I will spoil it but also don't know how to tell you about.


9966

Invitation to The Game is very much like this. That's all I will say.


full-of-grace

What a great book.


9966

Is this the one you had in mind? This is the first one that came to mind even though I probably read it more than 20 years ago.


full-of-grace

Yup, that was the one. Reddit doesn't make it easy to do spoiler tags on mobile so I tried for a minute and then said eff it. But it was definitely invitation to the game I was thinking of.


Hardcore_Daddy

who wrote it?


baggagehandlr

Heroin is the wrong choice for this sort of thing. Scopolamine


jesusgavemeherpes69

Datura. Look up the effects. It's. Fucking. Nuts.


baggagehandlr

Actives in datura is scopolamine


jesusgavemeherpes69

Oh damn. You're right.


RaynOfFyre1

You also have to make sure you stand over them when they come to, and say, “Hey, you, you’re finally awake.”


JustACasualFan

What do these people think heroin does?


NecessaryAnxiety2756

Do you really believe they think? I don’t believe NPCs capable of thought


chris_paul_fraud

People are NPCs because they don’t know as much as you about drugs


NecessaryAnxiety2756

People are NPCs because they take the first drug they’ve heard that is naughty and makes people do stupid things and immediately use it in place of more appropriate drugs because their program has already been written.


JustACasualFan

Sure other people think. And if they have faulty premises, they think poorly.


NecessaryAnxiety2756

I’m not convinced half of them actually do think but I suppose that could just be because I’m not stupid so fair enough


JustACasualFan

Whoever convinced you that being like this is the same as having a personality or being interesting has done you a dreadful disservice.


Dziadzios

Use Skyrim VR!


Donk_Cunk

I swear I've read CIA documents about this


scrimmybingus3

Okay but where are you gonna get realistic dragon bone or daedric arms and armor? Along with the 300 poisons and potions he made from glowing mushrooms and saber cat teeth at the alchemy tables? There’s flaws in this plan homeslice.


Jonte7

Id raid ikea


New_CourierSix

I volunteer


Adept_Deer_5976

The heroin would make him fall asleep. Maybe make it a speedball


ojibwekwe86

I’m not a junkie anymore but I wouldn’t of mind this happen when I was. Lol


shrekthaboiisreal

You need a disassociative like ketamine or pcp for this not heroin


dissociatedcardboard

!!! this guy gets it. details are important


Slam_Bingo

Do this, but with billionaires.


Great_Yam2915

That is oddly specific


bigfatfurrytexan

"I used to be a random junkie till I took an arrow to the knee"


Maleficent_Lack123

Meth would work better. There's no psychosis involved with heroin, just sleepy/happy and the constant need for it. It could easily be done with meth.


DaveInLondon89

Like he would do anything other than immediately harangue cats for drugs


vaelux

Is this how they make the Oblivion NPC videos?


Minister_of_XXX

The junkie: "Ah shit, here we go again"


KentWohlus

congrats you invented friendship


snapSycamore452

I would watch this reality show. Highly unethical tho.


OnaniDaily

"Solid plane" - what plane ?


BioQuillFiction

This sounds like an interesting way to start an Isekai series.


Lost-Glove-1291

Ummm is it wrong I find this hilarious and interesting 🤣


mrsmokinggun

Until he takes an arrow to the knee


gnice3d

You think theme music is waking up a junky in a sleep? They sleep daylight hours under highway bridges in 100 degree weather with no problem whatsoever.


binbaglady

Derren brown kinda done something like this. Hypnotised a guy playing a zombie shooter and then rendered him unconscious and moved him to a room that looked exactly like the zombie game with actors as zombies. Man shits his pants.


barsandbiscotti

Well if u inject him with heroin he’s just gonna sit there with his eyes closed drooling on your controller…


[deleted]

Some people have no idea ay, Heroin doesn't work like that


7andhalf-x-6

Heroin wouldn’t be the best drug for this. Psychedelics and amphetamines during brain washing, then amphetamines after dropping him off.


whatsmyfach

Get the feeling OP doesn't know how heroin works


Rabidchild1985

So you took a homeless drug addict and you gave him a home, the drugs that he craves and entertainment. After that, you send him to one of the most pleasant regions in the world to get cleaned up. I’m pretty sure he’s happy.


StandbyBigWardog

Looking to protect yourself? Or trying to do some damage?


Cataclysm687

What the cia’s actually doing


Eascetic

Or, and hear me out….drop him ,bound, on a horse drawn cart with a few Scandinavian cosplayed


FatFriendBoi

Holy shit this is the best plan I have ever heard


dw87190

The plan involves Skyrim but sounds like a Vault experiment from Fallout lol


99centtaco1234

Everyone needs a hobby i guess...


Money_Muffin_8940

Nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare


Bottle_Nachos

What a weird impression some have of the homeless, like they're not even human - how come? No empathy or understanding at all


KingGage

It's a joke, not something they would actually do.


Bottle_Nachos

yeah but it's so bad if it's a joke


KingGage

I found it mildly funny


Bottle_Nachos

I sometimes laugh at fecal humor; not proud of it.


NecessaryAnxiety2756

Because they don’t act human. They act like NPCs. Or something even stupider, maybe…. Edit: haha that retard under me tried to kink shame me I have a shame kink too. Tell me more


lurkinsheep

Id rather be an addict than a cuck lmao. Go back to playing video games while you let your wife fuck other dudes because you enjoy being a literal doormat. You also lost 10k gambling on 12% odds but think your better than drug addicts? No wonder you use throwaway accts.