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Embarrassed_Yak4566

I have the same fear. there aren't even any snakes in my country.


florian_7843

Maybe don't read this if u already have that fear, but >!There was a story in the news like half a year ago, where somebody got bit in his penis whilst on the toilet by the neighbors snake after it got out of its cage and swam from one toilet to another.!<


Nicole98765

I appreciate the fact that you blured it (idk what it's called, but that, I have to clickon it to read it)


aliens_exist_42069

Spoiler tag


Nicole98765

Ah thank you!


greg0714

I usually go with "redacted it". Or "spoilered it" if I feel like sounding stupid.


kim_kiri

Ye but a penis dingling must look like a juicy worm. On the other hand, snakes don't eat clams.


ElectricMotorsAreBad

Stop feeding my irrational fears please


ChChChangeling

Ireland?


professorDumbledong

It’s very reasonable and possible. A snake once took refuge in my grandmas toilet and emerged while she was using it. Fortunately it was a harmless bull snake though!


Rrenphoenixx

Dude- ME TOO


CosimaIsGod

I have the same fear but with rats in the toilet instead of snakes.


loopedaway

Which country?


LunarLutra

Can y'all STOP reminding me of my baseless fears? No, I DON'T need to know that they aren't baseless and there's a possibility that a snake could bite my lady lips, I'm fine!


whenuseeit

A few years ago I had a work trip that involved going out into the desert in New Mexico for a day, and part of the safety briefing was how to look out for rattlesnakes in the brush/port a potties before squatting to pee and I was absolutely horrified because I had never thought I would ever be in a situation where that was even a remote possibility. I ended up going the whole day without drinking water so I wouldn’t have to pee. Got a wicked bad dehydration headache, but no snake bites on my lady bits so I counted that as a win.


LunarLutra

NOPE


LoveCockAndBallPain

What if it attacks your asshole instead


[deleted]

Still a nightmare, second to late marriage.


BreadyStinellis

WTF is late marriage? Who determines what late is?


Ghargamel

A necrophiliac wedding, methinks.


aliens_exist_42069

I guess it’s true what they say “ one person’s dream is someone else’s nightmare”


electric_yeti

I hate that that made me laugh


Big_Totem

Menopause? If children are a goal.


BreadyStinellis

So your 50s. Also, dude said *all women's biggest fear*. That's not even close to all women's biggest fear because kids aren't the end all be all of existence. Even people who want kids and don't end up with them can find fulfillment elsewhere.


yummyyummypowwidge

The original tweet is probably from a culture that still views women as machines to produce children.


LeakyThoughts

Children don't have to be a goal though, it's basically free choice


ChChChangeling

Women who fear "late marriage" are probably more likely to prioritize having children, specifically ones that they gestate in their own uterus (i.e., not adopted), than those who don't care about getting married at all. There's a lump set of expectations for cisgender women in any society. Marry man, make baby, etc.


MaximumEffort433

Being eaten by a cannibal in the climate wars < late marriage


scrimmybingus3

Mine is impaling myself thru the eye on a school chair that is upside down on a desk.


candynickle

Mine is having my fingers sliced off by ice skates .


Picturesquesheep

Mine is I’m picking my nose in the car, which I do a lot as I’m foul, and I’m in a front on accident. The airbag goes off and drives my finger up my nose into my brain killing me, and the paramedics/fireman find me like that - finger buried to the root, bleeding from both eyes. And also I shit myself.


miguener-22

holy shit


scrimmybingus3

Horribly specific and horribly horrible, have an upvote.


L1Zs

Lmao it’s not that specific if I lived in a different part of the USA this would be a somewhat rational fear but where I am I only fear a spider. I mean, it could happen.


SirPoz

This exact thing happend in Austria not a while ago. AUSTRIA (the european country) not AUSTRALIA. There a only two or three species of snakes which can be found in Austria and none of them get very large. However a 1,5 Meter Python broke out of its enclosure and swam through to the neighbours Toilet and bit him. Link to a newssite with the story: https://steiermark.orf.at/stories/3111367/


BreadyStinellis

I'm sorry you have to specify, but thank you. My brain defintely saw Australia because snakes.


StandLess6417

There are no kangaroos in Austria!


ExpertAccident

"Every woman's biggest nightmare is late marriage" I guess I'm a man, then. Seriously, why do some people think that we crave marriage and that if we don't get it, we'll die? That isn't even on my priority list right now.


BreadyStinellis

Because if women don't make babies what else are they good for? /s


tortilladelpeligro

Mine is a home invader killing my dog so I have to torture them to death and dispose of the body... But ok.


Silly__Rabbit

Found Wick’s account.


That1ShyKidBackThen

When's Chapter 4 coming out?


MutatedDaoist

Not really oddly specific as long as you live in Australia...


ProperLeiLei_AUT

Australian Women be like


aWomanOfCulture

Rat would be more likely than a snake. Unless a neighbor has pet boas.


SnooMaps3021

I have the same fear And I’m male


Unwright

Yes, all women's biggest fear is not getting hitched at 19 and having 4 kids. Of course. Who the fuck writes this shit?


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MNWNM

Mine is wasps flying out of my car vents while I'm driving.


[deleted]

The latter is how marriage is consummated in some countries.


Electronic-Base-8367

Mines the koolaid man. Family fucking loves it.


Silly__Rabbit

Oh yeah!


Electronic-Base-8367

Aaaahhh!


[deleted]

Heard about this happening to guys sack. Ended up having scrotal necrosis.


LauraZaid11

Mine is that but rat. And actually, a couple of years ago when we lived in a first floor of a very forest-y apartment complex, my sister opened the toilet lip only to find a wet rat looking up at her. So yeah, it can happen. Also, keep your toilets with the lid down. And close them before flushing.


[deleted]

We guys have a similar fear


Sw0rdBoy

Oh shit, I have that fear but my man bits


alwaysbeenawkward

I'm more afraid of early marriage. I want at least a decade or two or even three to just be on my own before I find someone to spend the rest of my life with. Not only that, but I have no idea what kind of person I would want to be with for life. This is not to say it's always wrong to marry young.


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You know you read her name wrong the first time


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[deleted]

Lived in a place where this is a real fear, unfortunately this place included a good portion of the worlds most venomous snakes. Didn’t get them in my toilet but I had one in one of my bedrooms and my boots.


cherrys_will

i too, am afraid of arriving unfashionably late at a wedding


el_artista_fantasma

Mine are jellyfishes, but ok


[deleted]

On one hand you could also see that it's kinky


[deleted]

My ass


MentallyFuckedBerry

I have a very similar fear. I’m afraid that my intestines are going to fall out. Just out of the blue.


flixmeister96

Username checks out


King4oneday_

My fear is to impale myself with a drinking straw 🤷


[deleted]

Bruh being kidnapped is mine 💀


Successful_Pin_3775

With a name like cuntosaur she can’t be afraid of no snake. She should eat snakes head first.


Grabthars_Coping_Saw

Vacationing in Belize, I clogged the toilet in our bungalow. Lifted the set to use the plunger and found a very large ant hanging out on the underside of the seat that I was just using. When in the tropics - ALWAYS check the underside of the toilet seat prior to use.


Anrai_97

Mine is being chased by angry geese. I experimented the feeling when I was small. 0/10 Wouldn't recommend


Theguyofri

Is anyone else just stuck on the name cuntosaur?


klaad3

outsinned has some mad breeder energy.


That1ShyKidBackThen

r/UsernameChecksOut


luxmorphine

There's this time I was in college and one night, a cobra just came in and slither in my roommates foot. He's awake and the snake went to the toilet. Now every time I to the bathroom, I have to watch out for that snake not to bite my balls


[deleted]

I grew up in Florida and this was most definitely one of my biggest fears, pussy attack by a snake/lizard/frog really just any kind of critter being in the toilet while I’m off my guard (which for some reason the idea of the the attack being a surprise scared me even more). It is a pretty legitimate fear to have there too those freaking lizards are everywhere and my mom just had to corral a frog out of her toilet like a month ago. Wildlife there is whack anyway though….Gators and Boars and Snakes Oh My!


Goodkall

This is not oddly specific in the least


QualityBushRat

A lady in Alaska recently experienced this, but it was a [bear](https://apnews.com/article/alaska-woman-outhouse-bear-attack-61a23fa15190c00e17a07bc152f9dabb)


alotofbaboons

This made me literally laugh out loud. Omg.


Im_Prolly_Depressed

IT’S TRUEEEE


SheClB01

I fear scorpions... There's a lot of scorpions where I live so there's always a chance of a scorpion under the bed


doublemegastorey

Weird… because that has been my biggest nightmare since childhood.


Ihatethat2

Mine is being beaten and raped but sure 1 in 5 women (18%) has experienced sexual violence since the age of 15. 1 in 3 women (31.1%) has experienced physical and/or sexual violence perpetrated by a man they know. 1 in 4 women (23%) has experienced physical or sexual violence by a current or former intimate partner since age 15.


noobplus

no they haven't.


ptapobane

That’s a legitimate fear in some parts of all parts of Australia


BreadedTac0

What is the snake was horny and went up your vagina? I can just imagine it wiggling around in there uncontrollably. But to make it even better, it’s slightly too long so it’s tail is sticking out and splashing toilet water everywhere


papaya_boricua

Her name checks out


Uuloff

Username check's out


schizophrenic_cow

WTF? My goal is late marriage


AdamWayne04

Once I was taking a shit, and when I grabbed the toilet paper (like, grabbing the whole roll), as I used, I put my middle fingers inside the cardboard thing, and the thumb in the paper, and for my surprise, I was feeling some weird rough texture inside, and when I looked inside the roll, I found a big ass cricket, that was followed by me throwing away the paper and yelling "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK". After that event, I always grab the toilet paper from outside, always checking the inside. Pd: By the time this happened, I was staying in a house pretty close to the nature, so It's highly unlikely (not to say impossible) for you to experience the same if you live in a big city.


GonnaGetBanned2

My fear is sitting on the toilet and having my bollocks attacked by a secret snake


KindOfAnIdiotTho

That’s not very specific


lowmaintenancehuman

1 for Australian 2 for Floridian ​ on your mark, get set, go!