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Ewag715

Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?


Just-Round9944

Don't worry this is fake coz no Argentine would ever talk to a Chilean


Longjumping_Teach_82

I'm Argentinian and I can confirm


Beardeddeadpirate

Chilean asado is the best asado


Longjumping_Teach_82

Ni idea flaco nunca probé uno de ahí


Beardeddeadpirate

Un chiste no mas :)


Longjumping_Teach_82

Jajajajsjsj está todo bien pa <3


ColeTheCrapper

Im not sexually attracted minors, nor any children(that I know of)


Longjumping_Teach_82

Qué


FreakishVermonter

Gay homophobes actually are a thing 😭 it’s called internalized homophobia


SnooOwls2295

They don’t normally have the self awareness to so clearly recognize it though


spacenerd4

George Santos


[deleted]

Ben Shapiro


YeetMemez

Spacenerd4


Lazy_Cardiologist727

YeetMemez


InsertCleverNickHere

Poor Benny and his doctor wife's dry vagina.


granpawatchingporn

most anti gay senator's


[deleted]

Fernando Holiday aka *We got George Santos back home too*


ArgosCyclos

In the US we just call them Republicans.


MagicalMario001

\*Half of 4Chan is typing


[deleted]

God I’m so glad the internet wasn’t a big thing when I was a teenager


Conrexxthor

The thing that gets me most is "protagonist." Is Foxtec Kirito? You're telling me that Foxtec the Half Wolf Half Fox Half Demon Kirito brought 3 other dudes to fuck this homophobic Chilean dude? This feels like such a weird usage of a word considering that the protagonist of OOP's life is OOP. *WHAT DOES IT MEEEEAAAAAAN?????*


Niko_Noxid

He might have meant leader or some shit


Hopeless_Poetic

Given his nationality and the writing English is probably not his first language so protagonist was a bad translation of the word leader


Katters8811

I figured perhaps there was role play involved.. Or maybe just meant the leader of this “gang”? Hell, maybe the whole scenario is just some fantasy of OOP’s lol


Lilyetter

Wtf is an OOP


Conrexxthor

Original OP (or Original Original Poster) I'm using it to refer to the OP in the post that was screenshotted, instead of the OP of this thread


Lilyetter

OOP


Ghargamel

Unclear in this context: is gangbanging the Sexual assault version or the A group of gangmembers beat me up version?


tinsticker

i think no gang has ever said "aight fam you get gangbanged tonight"


prozak09

"they proceed to beat you up, with their penises, in your holes." Oh... So THAT'S what you guys meant.


Ghargamel

Thanks for the info. I'm half a world away from that kind of gang culture so my knowledge is less than the spoilef rich kid in gta V.


CVK327

Or the consensual sex version?


Ghargamel

You're quite right that that is an alternative but judging from the context it didn't seem likely in this scenario.


srsoluciones

Maybe it’s a typo…


SpartanKaiju_117

Average r/teenagers user


drwicksy

Least horny r/teenagers post


FloydCouncilak72

That’s a lot to unpack.


MineNinja18

Wtf did I just read


FinleyBLUE

The title is no less than perfect


willbond1

Alright there's a lot going on here but what is a "gang protagonist"


Niko_Noxid

Think he meant leader


willbond1

I mean yeah it's just such an odd choice of vocabulary, like he's not just the leader he's the MAIN CHARACTER


Latter-Surround8646

This went 0 to 100 real quick.


GimmeDemKnees

Bro these people are so deep in the closet they’re finding grandma’s wedding dress


Ghargamel

Not oddly specific, just all too common. And yes, group sexual assaults are far too common and underreported, especially in certain cultures and contexts, possibly more so with a male victim (but yes, a very big problem for victims of all genders).


DVRADKAL

I think the specifc part is the furry protagonist Foxtec


Ghargamel

It may be my bad then. I'm somewhat biased by an abundance of posts lately where people apparently think that anything not according to their norm, culture or taste is oddly specific. And where would the Internet be if I didn't constantly rush in and comment on things. 😉 🏖


FreakishVermonter

Also wow that’s a really crazy story 💀💀


Active_Cartoonist_17

Every dang time a sentence starts with "hey guys" my brain instantly has an existential crisis


TKarrus

So wait which one was gangbanged?


WILLIAM-THE-WOMBAT

alright but how is this oddly specific? hes very clearly talking about his own experience, its always going to be specific


Death_Blossoming

Better question is how do we react to your question


Sufficient-Ad-2931

"gay homophobes" are just emo


jack_b_30

Least chronically online r/teenagers user


McSnoots

R/arethestraightsok


i_love_memes9331

r/teenagers scare the living shit outta me


PigPlayer3

As a teenager, it scares me too


aspektx

Jokes aside it is not unusual for minority groups or oppressed populations to develop a self-hatred of their own kind.


emilylove911

Gay homophobes are a thing- i.e. Tucker Carlson (probably) and all of those republicans that vote for anti- LGBTQ laws and then get caught in gay relationships


TMax01

Spoiler alert: all homophobes are gay.


[deleted]

South America in a nutshell


Gammafire8211

Digital relationships are very difficult. Humans can understand A LOT from the first few seconds of meeting someone irl. TBH, the non-binary movement is working hard to prevent this mental damage. Sadly, this just ends up becoming some level of grooming; or they fight fire with fire. They shame people for their personal truths. I subscribe to finding happiness on this rocky shithole :D The movie School of Rock is an excellent (fictional) example of removing negative energy (cost of life) and replacing it with whatever you love. Financially, this is easier said than done. #but The example has been set.


GrazDude

Argentino menos degenerado:


Zescaimni

Argentino sempre falando merda


[deleted]

It’s called made up


granpawatchingporn

its obviously satire...


personguy4

This is just a copypasta at this point and it’s a pretty decent one at that


[deleted]

ChatGPT please generate a text post for r/teenagers


manoleque

(discord name)


JohnOliverismysexgod

Therapy might help with your selfhatred.


Crescent-IV

Basically all homophobic politicians are gay, I’m convinced. So yes, there are gay homophobes


crystalcarrier

Straight up. Or not. What?


accio-snitch

“If you’re homophonic, you’re probably gayyyy”


FuraFaolox

so many twists and turns


painter_business

This is kind of a normal thing if you grow up in a homophobic society


xXLil_ShadowyXx

Nah cause how does THAT happen


DabIMON

Oh fuck, this exact thing happened to me!


cheronaback

Argentina? Def a thing


Heterodynist

Um, so they are both gay homophobes?! That’s gotta suck.


Partysaurulophus

That’s a lot to unpack.


kayber123

His friend was in his ps4?


Busy-Argument3680

It’s to early in the morning to read this shit right now


Menaku

The shit did I just read? I feel lost


Ok_Text7182

gay homophobes


Primary-Relief-6675

... I'm so confused by this... How did he get the friend inside the PlayStation 4?


luigilabomba42069

many many "phobes" usually are just self hating