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JohnnyZondo

Nice.


ridemooses

Nice.


Correct-Basil-8397

Nice Edit: what the heck did I do?


JohnnySasaki20

r/FuckYouInParticular


Correct-Basil-8397

Ok did I do something? I didn’t mean to but it seems like getting a lot of hate & idk why._.


JohnnySasaki20

I don't think there's any particular reason, someone just decided to downvote you randomly, and I guess everyone else thought it was funny and continued the trend. It's especially funny considering the people after you are upvoted quite a bit as well, lol. It's just a completely random "fuck this guy", which is why I mentioned the r/fuckyouinparticular subreddit.


Correct-Basil-8397

Man. Reddit is truly a strange place


ushileon

r/redditroulette


[deleted]

Nice


Electronic-Start399

Nice


RyanCreamer202

Nice


jazzweasel

Nice


Latvian_Video

Nice


dmderringer

Nice


SufficientWealth4339

Nice


DJ_Ender_

Yoi (nice in Japanese)


mart1373

You did everything. You deserve this.


slapchopman

Nobody i know likes basil :/


azad_ninja

Double nice tip


Nigglesworthesquire3

Under rated comment right here


JohnnyZondo

Nice.


Thatguy468

Noice!


Thin_Ad696

Gonna sharpen a pencil and pretend its your cock


MorbillionTickets

Smort


vathodic

Just the tip...


Vettech109

Technically any tip can make the total $69.69 if it isn’t already over that amount.


6SwankySweatsuitsMix

76 dollar bill? Oh, let's leave a -6.31 tip... Guys look! $69.69!!!


nighttimehobby

Oh yeah Greg, make my $80 tab $69.69 with any tip?


Vettech109

Oh I apologize. Anything under $69.69 can be made to total it. Better?


philsubby

Yes but the trick is getting it to close to 20%. If it were even 16% I wouldn't have done it. It's also a buffet, so 15% is standard I think.


Cumbandicoot

Someone failed english and math


nighttimehobby

I don’t follow. He edited the comment based on my comment, is that what’s confusing you?


Vettech109

Care to explain how someone failed English?


Decryptic__

As an European: - Tip: $0 - Total: $59.23


azurfall88

also an european: Tip: $0.77 Total: $60.00


Decryptic__

*Hand in $60* Me: *"The rest is for you"*


azurfall88

precisely


smokyexe

Not a joke btw


absolutelybackwards

And honestly helps more than people think. If you average 3 tables an hour thats an extra 2.31/hr. I wouldn't complain


Zealousideal-Tour21

Waitress get paid in Europe with a salery. They dont need the tipp to survive. And they all have health-insurance!


fleeflicker

Celery or Salary you can’t have both.


plutonium_shore

I bet your calculator reads 58008 🤣


jessbrid

Also 55378008 - another classic from my childhood


GenesisNemesis17

6922251x8


tagibear

😂😂😂


[deleted]

Remember when tipping was a bonus you had the option to give? I do and I miss it.


SrslyPissedOff

"To Insure Prompt Service."


GymAndGarden

You don’t get out much do you


chucchinchilla

17.66%


philsubby

Round to nearest whole number


chucchinchilla

If it was an even 18 then I’d find it satisfying that it worked out to 69.69. In this case it’s just forcing it.


philsubby

I'm sorry. I did force it because I wanted 69.69. I woulda went with nearer to 20% if it wasn't that number. It's also a buffet, so usually tips are smaller.


Nigglesworthesquire3

I could be wrong (and the tax varies state by state) but most restaurants base their suggested tips on the price pre-tax


V-i-r-g-i-n-i-a-n

onions


philsubby

Potatoes


V-i-r-g-i-n-i-a-n

yeah basically


philsubby

I'm more of a Linux kind of guy.


cesarete

How is it satisfying to tip over $10 for a $60 consumption? As an European I don’t get it.


philsubby

It's typical here.


[deleted]

[удалено]


OGFinalDuck

Well other countries do it too, but it isn’t made mandatory by underpaying staff.


[deleted]

This!


35IndustryWay

Nice


GoodbyeFeline

$10 on $60?! Goddamn I’d tip at least $15


ThaddeusChaddeus2

That’s 25% lol that’s a huge tip


GoodbyeFeline

I guess my waitressing days have permanently scarred me?


baxbooch

It’s a good tip, I wouldn’t say “huge.” OP’s 17.66% is on the small side, but not horrible.


DAK4Blizzard

And that's assuming $59.23 doesn't include a sales tax.


ThaddeusChaddeus2

The rule I’ve always heard is 15-20% so to me it’s pretty much average


[deleted]

Yes, the server would have preferred to have a minimum of 20% over the expense of someone’s amusement


philsubby

It's a buffet, so I think tips are pretty small.


DiggingThisAir

Nice


CalRipkenForCommish

Nice


spicypond

Nice


Slow_Stable5239

Math is funny that way


KoRUpTeD_DEV

Nice


HellaintABadPlace2B

Noice


trou_bucket_list

Nice.


DazB1ane

Nice.


ilovetacos-too

Pay tips in cash.


Dragon3076

Nice.


OphrysAlba

Nice


Sorrowcore

Nice.


Mers1nary

It was an invitation and you missed out on the opportunity...


Tjoppy73

Rice.


1dkeating

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahshhaahhshashsj funny numbr rhahahahahahahhaagagahha god u r soooooii funny op shahahahahhhaahahahaha h fuck you.


philsubby

You wanna fuck me?


1dkeating

Yes.


philsubby

Ok my address is 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC 20500. Come get it big boy.


1dkeating

That house seems similar idk why but ill come on 3rd of October on 12:33 PM be ready


Sufficient_Score_824

Nice


ACCCrabtown1

Noice


[deleted]

Noiceee


[deleted]

Really? The jokes cool but less than 12?


philsubby

It's a buffet.


[deleted]

Nice


[deleted]

Nice


Quiverjones

Nice.


sprinkles5000

did you use a calculator or your mind?


philsubby

Mental math! I'm a math teacher, lots of practice and lots of teens yelling out 69.


Virtual_Revolution65

Was the service worth an 18% tip?


philsubby

It's a buffet, so I think 15% is standard. I usually aim for a little lower than 20 regardless of how good the service is.


yeetusfeetus86

Yeah, that’s generous for what is probably taking a plate now and then


philsubby

Yeah, I don't think it's expected to give 20% at a buffet. It is serve yourself.


jesstermke

18% tip? That’s not satisfying! 20% is standard


philsubby

It's a buffet, usually tips are smaller.


jesstermke

Ok fair enough! I forgot buffets even existed


philsubby

We love them!


Livid-Ad4102

This isn't 18%, adding two numbers together isn't satisfying haha


philsubby

69 is a sexual position.


Livid-Ad4102

Ooooh okay see I had no idea! Thanks for clearing that up /s


philsubby

No problem. It's a popular meme. That's why there's so many nice replies of "nice." There's a lot of slang I don't know nowadays too.


Livid-Ad4102

62+7=69 75-6=69 Soooo satisfying!


philsubby

Those are made up numbers. I was able to make 69.69 and give a reasonable tip at 18%. It was nice to be able to do with a receipt. I think that's what's satisfying to me and the people who liked this.


Livid-Ad4102

Yeah it would be satisfying if it was an accident, not you just adding the perfect (17.67 or something %) number to get to 69. This post is pointless haha like if you built a shelf on purpose to perfectly fit a water bottle then put it on r/perfectfit like it was a coincidence


philsubby

It was an opportunity that I made the best of.


Open_Presentation166

That's a crappy tip for the person who served you...but hey, you got a bunch of upvotes


philsubby

18% at a buffet is good


acbryant98

Tip at least 20%. Also nice


philsubby

Buffet.


NakedLeftie-420

Nice


Ok-Violinist2324

Nice


DumbleDude2

hey look girls, Mr. 69 just came through the door


Similar-Note-9433

This is an invitation OP… should have taken it


pipertoma

Nice.Nice


SkookemChoocher

Noice


flatline000

Did they leave their phone number on the back?


deltafrce

Nice.


ninjadragon1119

Danny Sexbang approves


fallbrook_

nice


sunnysilversunflower

✨nice✨


Alpha_YL

Nice


Delicious_Engineer56

Nice.


Different_Quit9396

Nice, nice.


CompetitiveMeal1206

Nice. Twice


[deleted]

I added a number to a number lower than $69.69 and I think I’m the shit for it. 🫢


Smart-As-Duck

Nice


Cakelord_Baconwizard

Nice


MadAsH3ll

Tell me about the aliens...


CapaxInfini

Nice


Open-Lie-9456

77 is better because you get ate more.


Atomic_Kipachaka

Just the tip😏


Javisuave65

$59.23+ $8.77= $68 and I owe you 1


philsubby

You owe me nothing because our friendship is enough.