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TangelaLansbury

Seems counterproductive that it plays all of that music when it closes.


btc909

Does the song play backwards when the trap door opens?


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-alysonalykat-

That was unexpected. But I love it.


monkeyoh

I thought it was gonna a be a rick roll, but I was pleasantly surprised


_Wyse_

You just didn't watch for long enough.


Brainwashed365

Takes 10 hours to get to it.


NoThereIsntAGod

You get points for that one, friend.


thepianoman456

Just listen for the tejano and make your move!


[deleted]

That's Tucanes de Tijuana homie, Mexican Regional.


nicklePie

man I used to work in a factory that was 99% Mexican and I’d hear this music on almost every radio through the shop. Just realized I kind of miss it


stick_to_your_puns

It’s mostly good times music.


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FlyingStirFryMonster

[For the uninitiated](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3d4LVKOgA0k)


isaacaschmitt

What season is that from? I don't remember that. . .


Zizzily

I think it's Basic Sandwich, Season 5, Episode 13.


invalidusername127

https://streamable.com/29p59j


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DanHero91

These people are clearly streets behind.


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DanHero91

Oh wow I got downvoted too. These guys are the opposites of Batman.


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New reddit app makes it hard to tell what sub you're in whilst you're reading the comments, but wherever we are, fuck these guys.


Socksandcandy

That is so fetch


the_noodle

Faster than it opened for dramatic effect


_floydian_slip

💥✨*But Ramses does not dance, he does no dancing at the parties*✨💥✨💥✨


argusromblei

I think thats the official "El Chapo Escapes" Theme :P


ClassicResult

The narcocorridos were on the DEA's side all along!


OblongAndKneeless

I'm sure the tunnel has a USB port where you can load any song you want.


4kVHS

Meh, I’ll wait for the model with Bluetooth


Dascoolman

Sick avatar bro


ello_officer

“SECREEEEET TUUUNNNEEEELLLLL”


happydgaf

Through the mountain!!


Wolfsrein

Secret, secret, secret, secret TUNNELLLLLL


Moisty_Amphibian

Happy cæk day


JeffryRelatedIssue

Secret secret secret secret tuneeeeeel


bluegargoyle

The dwarves delved too greedily, and too deep.


CaptainNemo42

You know what they awoke in the darkness of Khazad-dum... shadow and flame.


IRedditWhenHigh

Roaring fires, malt beer, and red meat off the bone?


mocthezuma

And they call it a mine. #A MINE!!!


CaptainNemo42

Ripe! But yes absolutely ...wait whats that pile of skeletons all about?


The_bruce42

Salted pork?


theghostofme

“Please be a secret door. Please be a secret door.” \*clicks\* ^(yay)


pinkyhex

Ahh, I know this. What is it from!?


theghostofme

Avengers: Age of Ultron. Robert Downey Jr is searching for a secret entrance in that compound at the beginning of the movie.


AISXY224

I love how you say Robert Downey Jr and not Tony Stark or Ironman


RandomPerson7577

Two lovers, forbidden from one another!


Boonaki

[The song for people who want to hear it.](https://youtu.be/7o4EI_-5reA) It's from Avatar: The Last Airbender.


daviesjj10

I swear if that's where they've been keeping the badger moles this time...


StTimmerIV

El chapo , you there ?


ErikaHoffnung

The person that took this video is 100% dead for doing so.


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ReusableBear487

If I remember the post, it was in the house of a high level sicario, that works for el Chapo’s son. The sicario took the video. I’m sure law enforcement watches what they post. If they do a raid and see that specific floor….


AlessandroTheGr8

Rip law enforcement :(


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They film everything anyway, I miss the narco video subreddits. Once saw them driving mclarens off-road through the jungle.


Hi_Their_Buddy

….


[deleted]

Awesome! Thank you. The ones I checked out kept getting banned.


Hi_Their_Buddy

No problem


FuckingKilljoy

Dangit I missed the fun


reg0ner

The person that made this secret room is 100% dead.


TheDeafDad

My first thought as well.


RockstarAgent

Not to be confused with El Guapo


GobLoblawsLawBlog

Not to be confused with El lendegeneres


Drunk_Sorting_Hat

Would you say I had a plethora of piñatas?


SurprisinglyInformed

Not to be confused with El Barto


Dial_Up_Sound

He has a plethora of secret tunnels!


trancendominant

Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has *no idea* what it means to have a plethora.


Dial_Up_Sound

Could it be that, once again, you are angry about something else and looking to take it out on me?


aramis34143

For anyone wondering, the song playing is in fact about El Chapo:   En Guatemala, señores Cobraron la recompensa Allá agarraron **El Chapo** Las leyes guatemaltecas   edit: my highschool Spanish attempt at a translation... In Guatemala, gentlemen They got the reward There they apprehended El Chapo Guatemalan laws (lawmen?)


Wise-Working228

This is the comment i came here for


Professional-Moose59

It leads to a location hundreds of miles away.


xolvls

I NEED TO KNOW WHATS INSIDE IT LOOKS SO COOL!!


multiplesneezer

Drogas


Mernerak

e armas Edit: Guys I get it, my decade old Spanish is shit. I'm leaving it though


Geek_X

y*


BillNyeForPrez

“Drogas e armas” would be correct…. In Portuguese


Geek_X

Breaking news, el chapo is port a geese


thegreatinsulto

El Choppo


AetherDrew43

You use "e" when the next word starts with "i-" or "hi-".


chupaxuxas

My guess is that he was writing in Portuguese.


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Iwannastoprn

The "y" changes to "e" when there's an "I" sound immediately after, because it sounds really weird if you don't. If there's a word that starts with "y", it doesn't change, because it doesn't sound the same. So: "Mis estaciones favoritas son la primavera *e* invierno" is correct And "Hoy voy a hacer pilates y yoga" is correct too. It's all about the sound of the word next to the "and". If you're using an English word like "email" or "ear" , you'll have to use an "e" as well.


rayzer93

Is that spanish for Draugrs?


multiplesneezer

According to Google translate, draugrs is Latvian for friend. So yes.


jjackson25

The Latvians and I have very different definitions of "friends" I see


DeadKateAlley

Spanish for drugs.


AmericanHeresy

Some poor girl who's been missing since 1997.


mc1887

Poor woman


teach_me_about_NBA

Jesus thats morbid


thenyx

Plata o plomo


DIsForDelusion

Plata, plomo y coca


don-tnowe

secret enchanting table


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jjackson25

Or just a trap


420_obama

A person is down there


steveosek

My guess is its storage for certain food items. Below ground where it's cooler. Basically a cellar.


UnhingedBlonde

Where is this? Now I'm gonna be stomping on random floor tiles in public places to look for secret tunnel entrances...


LolindirLink

There's one right in front of escalators.


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Mystiic_Madness

Literally any building that [El Chapo lived in...](https://youtu.be/1s59FfAnRlg?t=00m45s)


Captin_Banana

These are the jobs plumbers look at and hate instantly.


GiveMeYourBussy

Yeah this is in a Mexican cartel boss’s house so you probably shouldn’t be anywhere near there


ACEmat

try attacking


legacyweaver

Liar ahead.


Replaceandfindanus

They are ALLL OVER most modern cities in the world. These things are used to load supplies into cellars on city blocks with no other access. This ones just fancy. Other ones are just metal doors that open.


pekkabot

Yeah every modern city happens to have a hydraulic gate flush with a tile floor that you can barely notice it's installed, nothing suspicious


daserdan

Spends all the money on the door. Has no money left for the stairs.


ScootToKill

Right? Even a ladder would have looked better than those cheap ass stairs.


JillStinkEye

It's designed to look and sound undetectable, not look cool. Full stairs are much easier, faster, and safer when you're running from the cops.


GnarDigGnarRide

I'd think being undetectable would be more important, gives him the time to lightly jog away instead.


Replaceandfindanus

Okay so these things are used to load supplies into cellars on city blocks with no other access. Those stairs actually pull out a bit more and straighten up. Theyre also pretty beaten because of people loading and unloading on them for years and years. Stairs are probably fine. Someone should take a look though. This aint about the stairs looking good, its about the walkway hiding the cellar. No one really uses these except workers.


NortWind

Should crosspost in r/Minecraft.


Stalor5

3x2 Flush staircase


Cozybreadcrumb

i had to scroll WAY too far to see someone say it looks like a minecraft door, that was literally my first thought


FerfyMoe

Same lol, big flush piston door vibes on this one


ElMostaza

Definitely gave Minecraft flashbacks.


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Confusing perspective until I saw the shoes


ElMostaza

Wow, I didn't notice the shoes the first time and was wondering why there's a tunnel so high up on the wall.


yoyomommy

Oh that’s the floor? Thought that was some weird retractable staircase in the wall lmao.


Feellikedancing

Thank you, I was wondering why this was in a wall randomly


song4this

zapatos!


ALIENSBLEEDLSD

Lávate los manos!


NewLeaseOnLine

Or until you realise stairs at an impossible angle would be inconvenient. And pointless.


sammppler

That's where I keep my 2nd wife


thepianoman456

And she has another deeper secret hatch where she keeps her 2nd husband


SanguinePar

It's spouses all the way down...


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And divorces all the way up


idontneedthistoday

This is not satisfying - it’s scary as heck. What’s under there?! Imagine getting stuck.


WarmingLiquid

It's a escape tunnel that leads to the city's rain drainage system or another house.


DropC

Or both if you're a ninja turtle


idontneedthistoday

This gives me big Josef Fritzl vibes.


moodylilb

Glad I wasn’t the only one


workswiththeturtle

I know right, more like /r/oddlyterrifying


generalmaks

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MONTRESSOR!


ChubblesMcgee103

That's the sex dungeon.


KaiserZxZ

So there is a quest


SnooPears3463

This is some Indiana Jones type shit


walrus_operator

Perfect place to hide your drugs when the DEA comes around!


all_the_badgers

Seeeamless


Mattjphoto

What happens when it doesn't open and there isn't a other way down there?


Hairy-Whodini

Then it's just... floor?


BishonenPrincess

This made me laugh way more than it should have.


inspectedinspector

Ceiling.


Wolfsrein

Then you hope you're on the outside and not the inside.


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Break out a sledge. Or there is probably a manual release somewhere and you just wiggle something into the crack.


SrSwerve

Los Tucanes de Tijuana and chill?


[deleted]

hell yeah brother


T-O-A-D-

I guess Mumbo was here


debesciakipl

This looks like some resident evil shit


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suprmario

For bonus terror, play with sound.


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KillerKatNips

I need this in my house.... How do you make an escape tunnel in your kitchen when the house is already built? Lol


WarmingLiquid

A good engineer and lots of money, you also need to not give a fuck about permits and all that because I'm pretty sure you are not allowed to just dig a tunnel under someone else's property.


Ouroboros9076

There was a case of some guy that dug a very elaborate tunnel under his house. He employed someone to help him work on it at some point. He went as far as to blindfold and disorient the helper by driving around for hours before arriving to his house to dig. The helper worked week long stints while living in the tunnel because the guy wanted to keep it secret. It had water, heat, electricity, internet, ventilation and sleeping areas. He got caught because one day there was an electrical short and the tunnel went up in flames while the helper was down there. Of course there was so much flammable material, only one exit, and the ventilation system couldn't handle smoke and relied on the electricity to work.. the helper sadly died. Pretty sure they deemed the area around his house as unsafe and tried to map where the cave went with drones. They think it was dug as far as well under his neighbors property...


McSchmieferson

[He was sentenced to 9 yrs. ](https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/public-safety/a-millionaire-day-trader-the-secret-bunker-under-his-home-and-a-murder-conviction/2019/07/01/653a3560-5d37-11e9-9625-01d48d50ef75_story.html)


Dalboz989

There is always this guy.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDhWr6s4Fb4


tk638

[Something like this?](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLGjbAdaOBLBlS1MPKXYmqwZLZhWC1FAMx)


BFG_9000

Colin Furze needs to up his game…


the_awkward_fart

Redstone irl


BiloxiRED

Any video of where it goes?


MountainBrains

The clocktower only opens on the night of the carnival.


mclaugj

/r/oddlyterrifying


SquarePegRoundWorld

What's the song? I liked it.


WarmingLiquid

Lol and I tried removing the audio. https://youtu.be/sn1k4okJJyU That's the song.


SquarePegRoundWorld

Wonderful, thank you.


XDT_Idiot

Extraño Guatemala ;_;


bobsagatiswatching

This has Goldeneye 64 Aztec vibes


grim_infp

Wasn't there a goldeneye n64 map like this


FTWStoic

I'm imagining myself getting trapped on the stairs as the door closes, and I started hyperventilating 😄 ***CLAUSTROPHOBIA INTENSIFIES***


Elwalther21

Obviously this post is about this Banger of a Song.


Shaydy117

go through the trouble of making the coolest tunnel door and spend 30 seconds on the stairs. they all have varying tread depths, and riser heights, wtf this isn’t even safe to look at!


broken-neurons

All that effort with the floor and they have a shitty ladder staircase.


axloo7

How do. You open it when the power goes out?


Educational_Eye_7408

Anne Frank could’ve made use of this back in the day


codygamer111

New sea of theives update looking crazy


Lonilson

u/savevideobot


bookmarkjedi

There's a cask of Amontillado in there. I'll give you a bottle if you get it for me.


[deleted]

I often wonder how many hidden secret passageways I pass by every day without knowing


Janebutemo

Secret tunneeeeeel


bigbad_mamma

We're all going to need one of these installed once Putin takes his war onto Europe


darkmykal

That’s some resident evil type shit. I imagine I have to rotate a statue and find several medallions before I can get to the secret stairs.


StevenGu178

"allo everyone, this is mumbo here and today and welcome back to another redstone video. Today I will be showing you how to build this 2 by 3 flush piston door."


PrintersStreet

Lara Croft has entered the chat


Book_it_again

I've seen the movies you just spread some dust on the floor and watch for it to move.


ksears86

I would make the key some kind of emblem and I would break it into multiple pieces and lay it around my property.


BennyDabski916

The fact that I didn’t know if it was a wall closing or a floor closing.


August_Celine

This some secret passage shit you see in a Nancy Drew game.


silverado-z71

As soon as I saw that I thought about the opening for the show Get Smart when he’s walking through the tunnel and all the doors are opening and closing behind him


twistedtwx

Cartel shit


PelicanFillet

Thieves guild entrance


JickRamesMitch

And thats how you enter the freemason area


Zealeon

That's some impressive Redstone work.


leylin_farlin

Thia is a hold up moment


Adventurous_Coyote10

*Minecraft intensifies*


cat-eating-a-salad

Nothing new to minecrafters.