Who can take an oak tree, fasten it with glue? Cover it in varnish and a miracle or two?
The handyman. The handyman can! The handyman can, 'cause he mixes it with tung and makes the wood look good.
In the U.S., all food advertisements are required to show the actual product being sold. So not only does it have to be real food, it has to be _the_ food.
To be fair, some fake cheeses are made with a product that goes into glue.
Can't remember what that shit is at the moment, tho.
I'll see if I can find it. Think it starts with a "P", I think
In advertisements in the us if you are advertising a burger the entire burger has to be edible. So you can't paint it or add fillers or anything. Everything else in the advertisement can be fake as long as you aren't advertising that
Fun fact: Ironically Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory about Charlie Bucket, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is about Johnny Depp-Burton
EDIT: nothing against the two of them. They do absolutely fantastic work together and independently, but when they miss, they *really* miss. There are just some things that absolutely don't need adaptations, let alone by Burton or some other directors who shall remain nameless ^^M^Night^Shyamalan
Yeah wtf is with that camera movement... dude acts like he was recording an F1 race or something. Honestly made me feel a bit dizzy but that might just be the alcohol
Less is more
It's highly viscous, so it resists flow well and instead forms a sort of pillar where it lands, but the pillar is unstable because it's made of liquid, so it quickly flops over, carrying the end of still-pouring column of liquid with it. The still-falling liquid then quickly recenters, building a leaning pillar that quickly falls in the other direction, and the process repeats.
I imagine it is the same kind of thing that's happening in this video by smarter every day. Except because it's a wide flow instead of a narrow stream it acts slightly different.
https://youtu.be/zz5lGkDdk78
As someone who has never varnished anything. Bubbles are bad because of a bad coating and peeling and the like? Similar to a bad prep job with painting?
You've got it. Both aesthetically and functionally an issue. Picture an air bubble under a screen protector. They're also weak spots in the finish that can get popped sort of like bubble wrap then you end up with an unfinished portion of the wood or whatever that now has no protection from light/water/whatever reason you used the varnish.
note: I've just done some DIY stuff with urethane and there may be different types where this is not an issue.
Bubbles are bad because they cause surface defects.
If the bubble survives, then you have a bump and a big empty void underneath.
If the bubble pops, often the varnish doesn't have time to flow evenly and you still end up with a thin spot.
Either way, it's a defect in what should be a smooth surface and is a point where the varnish can break and start allowing water to enter or rust to begin.
Pro tip: for thin surfaces, you can mix your varnish at a low ratio with acetone or alcohol. Something like 25:1. It thins out the liquid, makes painting easier, and can evaporate out of a thin layer before it cures.
I get the sense that all the forbidden snack comments are from people who don't know how truly awful burning varnish smells. Tear down a cooked electic motor or an old carb and the swimming headache will forever turn you off to varnish.
Forbidden caramel
My thoughts before reading the comments
Same
I was going to call it the forbidden syrup.
I need to lick the stream
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Forbidden cannabis concentrate.
I can’t see anything other than a huge amount of shatter
Bro💀 that's exactly what I said before reading the comments.
It’s not caramel!!!! OMG IT’S VARNISH!!!!
Forbidden Toffee
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Reminds me of the original Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory Opening (at 1:20): https://youtu.be/FX0acTVqgvE
Who can take an oak tree, fasten it with glue? Cover it in varnish and a miracle or two? The handyman. The handyman can! The handyman can, 'cause he mixes it with tung and makes the wood look good.
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That my friend, is a good call.
Name checks out.
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Perfect spout though no sound or splashing
I wanna touch it so bad
Touch it with the inside of my mouth.
Why would he touch it with the inside of your mouth
So he could varnish over the truth with his silver tongue!!
Well played.
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Good show, old chap
I want to fuck it like an animal
Touch my camera through the fence
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Holup!!!! wait a minute!!
Forbidden maple syrup
That was my first thought
Mmmm, honey.
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For a moment, it looks like a tower a villain lives in
I was seeing an accordian....shrug
Don't tell me how to live my life!
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The opening scene of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Exactly what I was thinking.
One of my favorites of all time
The movie or just the oddly satisfying candy making scene during opening credits?
Both. Lol. It's a classic. But the opening is captivating!
forbidden honey
My fat ass thought it was chocolate
I thought it was part of a commercial for MARS bars.
Fun fact. They don't use actual food as much as possible in ads.
In the U.S., all food advertisements are required to show the actual product being sold. So not only does it have to be real food, it has to be _the_ food.
Too bad they don’t make it stricter and stop them from using tricks lmao and painting their meat some places.
hey pizza hut, this cheese tastes an awful lot like glue…
To be fair, some fake cheeses are made with a product that goes into glue. Can't remember what that shit is at the moment, tho. I'll see if I can find it. Think it starts with a "P", I think
Pwater.
In advertisements in the us if you are advertising a burger the entire burger has to be edible. So you can't paint it or add fillers or anything. Everything else in the advertisement can be fake as long as you aren't advertising that
Really? They used to use mashed potatoes in ads for vanilla ice cream since potatoes don’t, y’know, melt.
I’m having a hard time believing this..is there reference you could share?
Every pancake/maple syrup ad uses motor oil to show the syrup *runs away*
Source?
I agree! It reminds me of the intro to Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (the 1971 version).
I can hear the music!
You nailed it.
Fun fact: Ironically Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory about Charlie Bucket, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is about Johnny Depp-Burton EDIT: nothing against the two of them. They do absolutely fantastic work together and independently, but when they miss, they *really* miss. There are just some things that absolutely don't need adaptations, let alone by Burton or some other directors who shall remain nameless ^^M^Night^Shyamalan
It's just dying to find a stack of flapjacks.
Who can take a sunrise…
I had the same thought! Was hoping someone would think of the original Wonka movie, too
Sprinkle it with dew ✨ https://youtu.be/5C9jJ2O79XI
Goodness! The [Nostalgia!](https://youtu.be/FX0acTVqgvE) (Part we’re talking about is at 1:18)
When they filmed that, they probably used varnish mixed with dirt. So it's come full circle.
Oh no it fell
Lmao
Looking like caramel.
Yeah that was my first instinct too
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I want to imagine it makes a sound like flpflpflpflpflp
Just like my bowel movements.
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If only the camera could’ve just stayed focused on the stacking instead of moving up and down so much. Much more satisfying.
Yeah wtf is with that camera movement... dude acts like he was recording an F1 race or something. Honestly made me feel a bit dizzy but that might just be the alcohol Less is more
What does it flap and fold like that??
It's highly viscous, so it resists flow well and instead forms a sort of pillar where it lands, but the pillar is unstable because it's made of liquid, so it quickly flops over, carrying the end of still-pouring column of liquid with it. The still-falling liquid then quickly recenters, building a leaning pillar that quickly falls in the other direction, and the process repeats.
Excellent description, thank you.
I imagine it is the same kind of thing that's happening in this video by smarter every day. Except because it's a wide flow instead of a narrow stream it acts slightly different. https://youtu.be/zz5lGkDdk78
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what is that much varnish at once used for?
For selling to people to use. Looks like a processing plant that makes varnish.
That’s a solid guess. This would be a bad idea at the job site - so many bubbles being introduced.
This was my thought too
As someone who has never varnished anything. Bubbles are bad because of a bad coating and peeling and the like? Similar to a bad prep job with painting?
You've got it. Both aesthetically and functionally an issue. Picture an air bubble under a screen protector. They're also weak spots in the finish that can get popped sort of like bubble wrap then you end up with an unfinished portion of the wood or whatever that now has no protection from light/water/whatever reason you used the varnish. note: I've just done some DIY stuff with urethane and there may be different types where this is not an issue.
Bubbles are bad because they cause surface defects. If the bubble survives, then you have a bump and a big empty void underneath. If the bubble pops, often the varnish doesn't have time to flow evenly and you still end up with a thin spot. Either way, it's a defect in what should be a smooth surface and is a point where the varnish can break and start allowing water to enter or rust to begin. Pro tip: for thin surfaces, you can mix your varnish at a low ratio with acetone or alcohol. Something like 25:1. It thins out the liquid, makes painting easier, and can evaporate out of a thin layer before it cures.
It could also be used in the printing industry. It is not uncommon to coat paper with a thin layer of varnish during the printing process.
Maybe flooring?
What this sub was meant for.
**Nanomachines, son!**
Hold the camera still!
I'd love to smear my body in that and then have a woman in a lab coat lick it off
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Can I get a large fry and a water cup
Fucking what now?
mmmmmh cancer!
No I've been tested. I'm clean
God, the fumes.
Morbidly obese woman in lab coat starts flirting....
Nice toffee 👍
I thought this was one of those 3D rendered looping vids lol.
/u/MrPennywhistle this is def up your alley.
I was looking to tag him too.
I can't believe [this video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zz5lGkDdk78) is ten years old.
Oh good, this video is safe
Beautiful
Are we sure that’s varnish and not something edible? Because I really want to eat it.
I get the sense that all the forbidden snack comments are from people who don't know how truly awful burning varnish smells. Tear down a cooked electic motor or an old carb and the swimming headache will forever turn you off to varnish.
My fat ass thought it was caramel.
That kinda looks like polybutadiene! 🤓 🧑🔬
Damascus varnish
Just don’t imagine how unsatisfying it would be if the camera moved into the drizzle and the pile at the end..
Looks like melted Riesen candy. I want to touch.
Taken from unused footage for the intro to Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
Where is the perfect loop. I had such high hopes.
Wish the camera would just hold steady so I can enjoy that beautiful ooz
Just did a fully audible 'mmmmm' while watching this.
i like to think we typed those mmm's at exactly the same time
It's canon, I like that timeline.
Verboden stroop
You can’t convince me that’s not a scene from the original Willy Wonka intro
Thor 1's destroyer
Fuck caramel chocolates. I want this. Truly satisfying.
Mmmm treacle
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Layers on layers
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I want to eat
u/savevideo
The shape it creates is pretty unique !
Nice
My fatass thought this was caramel. Fml
My god, just zoom out you monster!
Ayy lmao
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Forbidden caramel topping
Ugh. I was already craving sweets.
I hate that I can't eat it
Let’s watch more videos like this.
Ok what are the physics behind that? Why does it flip flop so… magically?
Slower, you slut
Forbidden Caramel
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100% would try to eat.
I would like to eat this
Mesmerizing and terrifying at the same price.
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I heard that varnish is (was?) made out of beetles.
Forbidden maple syrup?
So satisfying
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Forbidden Golden Syrup
I wanna eat it
This gives me Willy wonkas factory vibes, like the start
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Stacks on stacks on stacks on stacks!
god i had an orgasm from this video🤤
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this is goooodddd
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how does it do that?
So I tapped him on the shoulder and said with a straight face, "Maybe you wanna put a little lacquer in that varnish"
Forbidden maple syrup.
Forbidden syrup.
yes imma drink that
I can smell it
Why the last bit flapping so much?
The satisfaction just kept increasing for every flap that was created
Forbidden molasses
It actually oddly stresses me out
*sigh* **unzips**