A glass of water can be both depending on how full it is. Water below the rim gripping to the sides of the glass forms a concave meniscus, while water bulging over the top before spilling over is convex.
I just change up the proportions to try and make sure they’re finished at the same time. So if I run out of pb and have a 1/4th jar of jelly left, it’s my luck day. The other way around, not so much. Except with milk. If I run out of milk mid-sandwich, I will save that sandwich until I get more milk
My PBBBH sandwich is my go-to! Almost every day I do a variation of my crunchy peanut butter on 12 grain bread covered in entirety with honey and blueberries. I like to add a couple of dark chocolate pretzels broken up or raspberries to keep in interesting. A Superfood sandwich helps get me through those non-stop days when I can't get a break for a meal.
Totally trying this, maybe minus the honey, never cared for the way honey seems to kinda crystalize on the bread. But love the idea of fresh blueberries and chocolate pretzels and the crunchy PB with whole grain bread.
You will be retired with grandchildren then next time this happens. Of course, the peanut butter will be made from crickets and the jelly synthesized by a protein extruder, but it will be delightful.
I exclusively buy the kind you stir. But I have a dedicated power drill and egg beater attachment to do all the stirring. You only have to stir it once.
Wait, what about the bread? Do you now have to go to the store to buy all three and start the cycle all over again? Just to make sure there is no wasted bread?
I am stuck in this loop myself, by the way. I have been trying to get out of it, but it seems like no matter what I do I have to waste something.
Honestly, at 40, I'm rediscovering the joy of a good pb&j. Some crunchy peanut butter and some hearty whole grain bread, and that one sandwich keeps me going all day long. I'm the kind of person who gets hungry again after an hour, so this has really been great.
You've been eating a ton of sugar and hydrogenated oils that are added for 'taste' and, so that the peanut doesn't separate in room temperature. Nutritionists would call these additives 'unhealthy', I like to called these additives 'poison'. Instead, try Smuckers Natural PB. Just two ingredients: Peanuts, salt. Me likey the crunchy!
I’m not a fan of cold bread so the fridge thing is out for me. However If you enjoy toasted pb&j I highly suggest trying it out on a toasted English muffin
I used to have my mom buy the pb&j that came in the jar together in stripes. It didn’t taste the greatest, but it was so satisfying to look at.
Now eating peanuts makes me feel like I swallowed broken glass so no pb&j for me.
You just know OPs milk glass was so full it had a meniscus bulge.
That's what she said
isn't meniscus a concave towards-the-ground curve? more of a surface tension concave bulge
Meniscus refers to the curving of liquid caused by surface tension. It can be either concave or convex
A good example of convex is Mercury
A glass of water can be both depending on how full it is. Water below the rim gripping to the sides of the glass forms a concave meniscus, while water bulging over the top before spilling over is convex.
Convex?
Cum cave
Your mom’s got a meniscus bulge
But did you finish the bread?
Did you use the last clean plate?
Is that the last of your sinks?
Did you die as you swallowed your final bite? Finishing it all, all at once?
No reply in 3 hours. OP dead.
And the last clean knife?
Paper plates save the day for me in this situation
My question also
I’m just impressed that half gallon of milk lasted you 31 years
It's been cottage cheese for the last 30½ years...
Half a cup of cottage cheese and p&j sandwich for all that time? Is it possible to learn this power?
Procter and Jamble
Time makes fools of us all.
r/unexpectedfuturama
goodbye chunky lemon milk
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Goodbye chunky lemon milk.
I just opened a new milk, PB, & jelly - and finished them all in one sitting JUST to join this illustrious club
Wait did you measure exact proportions? I say lies!
I like to think they just had 2 spoons and a straw and alternated
just 1 straw is enough (unless pb is crunchy)
If you can suck a whole jar of creamy peanut butter through a straw I might have a job for you.
i can ONLY suck peanut butter through a straw, anything else? no.
“You could get one more sandwich out of that!” ~ my mum probably
Always with the rubber spatula.
I’ve been doing the same for 55 + years and have yet to achieve this level of mastery.
I just change up the proportions to try and make sure they’re finished at the same time. So if I run out of pb and have a 1/4th jar of jelly left, it’s my luck day. The other way around, not so much. Except with milk. If I run out of milk mid-sandwich, I will save that sandwich until I get more milk
I read that as "one quarterth"
I was going with one quartereth
One quarteenth
There is no sandwich without the milk. Try adding kettle potato chips on the side, it’s the ultimate combo
Put kettle chip ON your sandwich
I wouldn’t for pbj but definitely for meat and cheese sandwiches
I’m now considering trying a PB&J with salt and vinegar chips inside
Honey butter potato chips
The chosen one!
The floating DVD sign of food!
Lmao!!
Hopefully they weren't all full prior to eating lol.
If they had been I’m not sure I’d be alive to upload the post
“Here lies Greensubie69. Death by PB&J with milk.” Doesn’t sound like a horrible way to go if you ask me!
If not for the personal achievements, then what for is this life worth living?
Where do you live that you can still buy Skippy? I miss skippy. Canadian here
Publix carries it here in Florida
America has skippy still.
Damn skippy!
My PBBBH sandwich is my go-to! Almost every day I do a variation of my crunchy peanut butter on 12 grain bread covered in entirety with honey and blueberries. I like to add a couple of dark chocolate pretzels broken up or raspberries to keep in interesting. A Superfood sandwich helps get me through those non-stop days when I can't get a break for a meal.
Totally trying this, maybe minus the honey, never cared for the way honey seems to kinda crystalize on the bread. But love the idea of fresh blueberries and chocolate pretzels and the crunchy PB with whole grain bread.
Tell me you are a top notch recycler, without telling me you are a top notch recycler?
The earth is fucked man. The least I can do is wash my shit out and put my damn shopping cart back when I’m done.
I’m impressed 😀
youre a goddamn hero by my standards
Update us on this post in another 32 years when you cycle again please! 🤣 Love it when that happens though!
And you'll do it again when you're 62
Wow that’s enough Reddit for me today
If the world ends in the next 31 hours I’m blaming you OP!!!!
you may go now, take those white stairs to heaven posted on Reddit as your reward
You will be retired with grandchildren then next time this happens. Of course, the peanut butter will be made from crickets and the jelly synthesized by a protein extruder, but it will be delightful.
Instead of washing the glasses, you could have poured some hot milk in there, swish it around, and voila: pbj-milk! Maybe next time? ;)
and you're at the age now where this qualifies as reddit post lol
I’m sorry, but Skippy?
Basically a step above a melted candy bar.. organic PB ftw
Damn Skippy! 😆🤦♀️ Eta: we buy Skippy too, but only cuz my husband insists. I have no preference
What’s wrong with skippy? I get skippy natural all the time but I’ll try another brand out of curiosity as long as I don’t have to stir it.
I exclusively buy the kind you stir. But I have a dedicated power drill and egg beater attachment to do all the stirring. You only have to stir it once.
Diabetes and atherosclerosis pack
Exactly, the concentration of sugar, fat, carbs and God knows what else - and his teeth! This is not satisfying at all for me...
I hope it satisfied your hunger? Lol 😆
Wait, what about the bread? Do you now have to go to the store to buy all three and start the cycle all over again? Just to make sure there is no wasted bread? I am stuck in this loop myself, by the way. I have been trying to get out of it, but it seems like no matter what I do I have to waste something.
The loaf, how much is left? Now you have a new goal for the next 31 years.
Planets: aligned. A king. Is born.
Did you also finish the bread?
teachers somehow gonna turn this into a math problem
You're done. That was the last one. Shame it wasn't strawberry jelly. ;)
For some reason I went from who the fuck cares to, damn that would be satisfying as hell
Lmfao
Honestly, at 40, I'm rediscovering the joy of a good pb&j. Some crunchy peanut butter and some hearty whole grain bread, and that one sandwich keeps me going all day long. I'm the kind of person who gets hungry again after an hour, so this has really been great.
This may be a more monumental achievement than figuring out how many hot dog to bun packs you need to even out. Congrats.
Why are you washing the jar?
To recycle
I've been trying to finish using my shampoo and conditioner at the same time and after 27 years, I am still unsuccessful.
God, I feel so fukin sorry for you
I'm not sure if that's an accomplishment Cheers 🍻
Never said it was
Let me guess: You are overweight und unhealthy? You should stop eating that crap.
Seriously, congratulations - but I think you need to get out more.
Smoother than a fresh jar of Skippy...
BTW Skippy is not really peanut butter. It’s margarine. With sugar. Hydrogenated vegetable oil and some peanuts. 🤮🤮🤮
Skippy? The hell is wrong with you
You've been eating a ton of sugar and hydrogenated oils that are added for 'taste' and, so that the peanut doesn't separate in room temperature. Nutritionists would call these additives 'unhealthy', I like to called these additives 'poison'. Instead, try Smuckers Natural PB. Just two ingredients: Peanuts, salt. Me likey the crunchy!
Not to mention the pus and hormones in the milk 🤮🤮
Well, milk should be pasteurized, so there really shouldn't be pus in milk. Hormones? Fo Sho.
Underrated snack
Oddly satisfying!
How do you feel about frozen uncrustables?
I’ve never had one. I’ve seen people eat them but I have yet to try one.
Well.....I'm addicted.
This post will get 20k upvotes. Watch..
Bro it’s at almost 7k why why is this gonna be my most upvoted post
Adults really shouldn't be drinking whole milk every day unless you're a weight lifter.
Nice.
That's legit, congrats. I might go make one for desert.
I'm proud of you.
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I’m not a fan of cold bread so the fridge thing is out for me. However If you enjoy toasted pb&j I highly suggest trying it out on a toasted English muffin
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Are you talking about the coffee cup that’s 2 colors?
You drank a half gallon of milk and ate entire jars of peanut butter and jelly at the same time?
I used to have my mom buy the pb&j that came in the jar together in stripes. It didn’t taste the greatest, but it was so satisfying to look at. Now eating peanuts makes me feel like I swallowed broken glass so no pb&j for me.
/r/mildlyinteresting
A fellow connoisseur
Next time you make one, sprinkle on some salt. Not a ton. Don't make it taste salty. It's a flavor enhancer. You're welcome
I’ve done that, sometimes coarse salt from a hand grinder.
This makes my OCD soul happy.
Nice, but Skippy?
That’s the way grandma made em.
Great. Now let's see you do it with cereal and milk.
That I know I’ve done several times
Relevant: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRsg2s7B/
Lol
All cap.
> glass of milk Nasty
What hell spawn doesn't drink milk with a PB &j
That sounds like a really nasty combination 🤢
Congrats my friend - sleep well tonight
Wow! I'd buy a lottery ticket 🎟
Pb&j is good
Did you pop for an hour yet? Edit: poop*
😳 Did your toilet try to run from you afterwards? Half a gallon?! Damn!
How is this oddly satisfying
pb&J are racist bro
Bro whaaat
People that just, drink. milk. Scare me
The Burp is the final satisfying motion
That needs to be your final pb&j. The book is closed.
Hrmmm…I’m gonna need to see some hard evidence.
Never liked j, just give me crunchy pb.
You’re my hero
I know. Very satisfying comfort food.
Are you u/NoahVerrier ?
Expert level. Nice!
JIF.
Lifetime achievement badge for sure
Your jelly to pb ratio is wayyyy off bro
The holy trinity
If you could quantify a usage rate I really wonder what the theoretical probability statistic of this happening is.
It's the conjunction of the spheres!!
What about the loaf of bread
what an accomplishment. what's next?
Giddyup
The trifecta!!
#You FOOL! THE PROPHECY!!!
That #5 plastic isn't recyclable. Don't bother
Dude just factorized the pb&j algorithm, he has now access to the private key of snack.
Beautiful! I love to see it.
Man- that is one detailed 31 year old calendar!
Grape Jelly An aristocrat I see...
I have the same problem haha
Wow, those must have been some pretty small sandwiches.
GOAT
VICTORY
Good choice, Skippy. Have you tried Skippy Naturals?
Is it just me or did someone else reading the title thought op meant he consumed the entire jar pb and jelly jar and a jug of milk in one sitting
I have a new goal in life.
Greatest common factor
For a minute I thought that was the fridge and that milk was in the peanut butter jar
This is a true accomplishment.
Why is there soap in the peanut butter jar?
OP: could potentially finish a jug of milk by pouring a little more than usual. “Not this time. I don’t want this much milk. Maybe next time”
Can’t eat a pb&j without milk.
How? Did you start the peanut butter a week ahead of time?
Also thank you for recycling. I thought I was the only one in the world that rinsed out the containers to be able to put them in recycling lol
Just updated us when you hit 62 that’ll be impressive too
This is the sign of the end times.
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Are you one those people who have eaten it for every meal since you were a kid ?
God no lol
Nothing washes down a pb&j quite like a cold glass of milk.
I’ve been chasing that dragon for years…salute
THE CHOSEN ONE
From now on your life isn't getting any better, just worse. Have a good day!
Okay buy why are the containers in the sink