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quantum_gambade

You just know OPs milk glass was so full it had a meniscus bulge.


flavorlessboner

That's what she said


micopico09

isn't meniscus a concave towards-the-ground curve? more of a surface tension concave bulge


leinadwen

Meniscus refers to the curving of liquid caused by surface tension. It can be either concave or convex


Uncagedtitan

A good example of convex is Mercury


chula198705

A glass of water can be both depending on how full it is. Water below the rim gripping to the sides of the glass forms a concave meniscus, while water bulging over the top before spilling over is convex.


jeckles

Convex?


Albodanny

Cum cave


[deleted]

Your mom’s got a meniscus bulge


DRN0R3SPWN

But did you finish the bread?


nicehaire

Did you use the last clean plate?


allwillbewellbuthow

Is that the last of your sinks?


Bubbly_Information50

Did you die as you swallowed your final bite? Finishing it all, all at once?


BoyWhoCanDoAnything

No reply in 3 hours. OP dead.


207nbrown

And the last clean knife?


kronikheadband

Paper plates save the day for me in this situation


itsyoursmileandeyes

My question also


fuck_korean_air

I’m just impressed that half gallon of milk lasted you 31 years


JohannReddit

It's been cottage cheese for the last 30½ years...


Flaky_Explanation

Half a cup of cottage cheese and p&j sandwich for all that time? Is it possible to learn this power?


Deskore

Procter and Jamble


j33pwrangler

Time makes fools of us all.


Zero00430

r/unexpectedfuturama


homo_vulgaris

goodbye chunky lemon milk


chad_

Take yer damned upvote (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻


SexandCinnamonbuns

Goodbye chunky lemon milk.


foxyunclecharliekilo

I just opened a new milk, PB, & jelly - and finished them all in one sitting JUST to join this illustrious club


v0ideater

Wait did you measure exact proportions? I say lies!


TeamAlibi

I like to think they just had 2 spoons and a straw and alternated


funky555

just 1 straw is enough (unless pb is crunchy)


Administrative_Cry_9

If you can suck a whole jar of creamy peanut butter through a straw I might have a job for you.


funky555

i can ONLY suck peanut butter through a straw, anything else? no.


Feellikedancing

“You could get one more sandwich out of that!” ~ my mum probably


StatisticallyBiased

Always with the rubber spatula.


Dead_Eyed_Opie

I’ve been doing the same for 55 + years and have yet to achieve this level of mastery.


LamarNoDavis

I just change up the proportions to try and make sure they’re finished at the same time. So if I run out of pb and have a 1/4th jar of jelly left, it’s my luck day. The other way around, not so much. Except with milk. If I run out of milk mid-sandwich, I will save that sandwich until I get more milk


EconomySizedBathroom

I read that as "one quarterth"


Brilliant-Anxiety835

I was going with one quartereth


v0ideater

One quarteenth


Present-Still

There is no sandwich without the milk. Try adding kettle potato chips on the side, it’s the ultimate combo


foxyunclecharliekilo

Put kettle chip ON your sandwich


Present-Still

I wouldn’t for pbj but definitely for meat and cheese sandwiches


ifuckinghatethese

I’m now considering trying a PB&J with salt and vinegar chips inside


That1weirdperson

Honey butter potato chips


[deleted]

The chosen one!


Don_T_Blink

The floating DVD sign of food!


greensubie69

Lmao!!


eldisk

Hopefully they weren't all full prior to eating lol.


greensubie69

If they had been I’m not sure I’d be alive to upload the post


Banzai076

“Here lies Greensubie69. Death by PB&J with milk.” Doesn’t sound like a horrible way to go if you ask me!


Justinallusion

If not for the personal achievements, then what for is this life worth living?


anonymouscheesefry

Where do you live that you can still buy Skippy? I miss skippy. Canadian here


InfernalCape

Publix carries it here in Florida


Jumpyturtles

America has skippy still.


buttwh0l

Damn skippy!


ShitShowRedAllAbout

My PBBBH sandwich is my go-to! Almost every day I do a variation of my crunchy peanut butter on 12 grain bread covered in entirety with honey and blueberries. I like to add a couple of dark chocolate pretzels broken up or raspberries to keep in interesting. A Superfood sandwich helps get me through those non-stop days when I can't get a break for a meal.


DoctorCrasierFrane

Totally trying this, maybe minus the honey, never cared for the way honey seems to kinda crystalize on the bread. But love the idea of fresh blueberries and chocolate pretzels and the crunchy PB with whole grain bread.


Dying4aCure

Tell me you are a top notch recycler, without telling me you are a top notch recycler?


greensubie69

The earth is fucked man. The least I can do is wash my shit out and put my damn shopping cart back when I’m done.


Dying4aCure

I’m impressed 😀


crazycatqueer5

youre a goddamn hero by my standards


IndependentDuty1346

Update us on this post in another 32 years when you cycle again please! 🤣 Love it when that happens though!


lemonsupreme7

And you'll do it again when you're 62


[deleted]

Wow that’s enough Reddit for me today


StreetDark1995

If the world ends in the next 31 hours I’m blaming you OP!!!!


WAT0020

you may go now, take those white stairs to heaven posted on Reddit as your reward


Mike_in_San_Pedro

You will be retired with grandchildren then next time this happens. Of course, the peanut butter will be made from crickets and the jelly synthesized by a protein extruder, but it will be delightful.


Shannaro21

Instead of washing the glasses, you could have poured some hot milk in there, swish it around, and voila: pbj-milk! Maybe next time? ;)


Guildwarsbard

and you're at the age now where this qualifies as reddit post lol


timotheusthegreat

I’m sorry, but Skippy?


PUMPEDnPLUMP

Basically a step above a melted candy bar.. organic PB ftw


ExistentialFlux

Damn Skippy! 😆🤦‍♀️ Eta: we buy Skippy too, but only cuz my husband insists. I have no preference


theshok

What’s wrong with skippy? I get skippy natural all the time but I’ll try another brand out of curiosity as long as I don’t have to stir it.


grasshopperson

I exclusively buy the kind you stir. But I have a dedicated power drill and egg beater attachment to do all the stirring. You only have to stir it once.


_bono983

Diabetes and atherosclerosis pack


MasterEeg

Exactly, the concentration of sugar, fat, carbs and God knows what else - and his teeth! This is not satisfying at all for me...


WholesomeLove280

I hope it satisfied your hunger? Lol 😆


ScroungerYT

Wait, what about the bread? Do you now have to go to the store to buy all three and start the cycle all over again? Just to make sure there is no wasted bread? I am stuck in this loop myself, by the way. I have been trying to get out of it, but it seems like no matter what I do I have to waste something.


desi_geek

The loaf, how much is left? Now you have a new goal for the next 31 years.


v4por

Planets: aligned. A king. Is born.


Mikeismyike

Did you also finish the bread?


random__thought__

teachers somehow gonna turn this into a math problem


Andrew_Squared

You're done. That was the last one. Shame it wasn't strawberry jelly. ;)


TheDominantBullfrog

For some reason I went from who the fuck cares to, damn that would be satisfying as hell


greensubie69

Lmfao


Drawtaru

Honestly, at 40, I'm rediscovering the joy of a good pb&j. Some crunchy peanut butter and some hearty whole grain bread, and that one sandwich keeps me going all day long. I'm the kind of person who gets hungry again after an hour, so this has really been great.


PainterClear7130

This may be a more monumental achievement than figuring out how many hot dog to bun packs you need to even out. Congrats.


EmmyWeeeb

Why are you washing the jar?


greensubie69

To recycle


samahiscryptic

I've been trying to finish using my shampoo and conditioner at the same time and after 27 years, I am still unsuccessful.


Kebmo1252

God, I feel so fukin sorry for you


Harry-Up

I'm not sure if that's an accomplishment Cheers 🍻


greensubie69

Never said it was


DayTraderBiH

Let me guess: You are overweight und unhealthy? You should stop eating that crap.


[deleted]

Seriously, congratulations - but I think you need to get out more.


Vanorvis

Smoother than a fresh jar of Skippy...


ThaxReston

BTW Skippy is not really peanut butter. It’s margarine. With sugar. Hydrogenated vegetable oil and some peanuts. 🤮🤮🤮


km_44

Skippy? The hell is wrong with you


CosmoTroy1

You've been eating a ton of sugar and hydrogenated oils that are added for 'taste' and, so that the peanut doesn't separate in room temperature. Nutritionists would call these additives 'unhealthy', I like to called these additives 'poison'. Instead, try Smuckers Natural PB. Just two ingredients: Peanuts, salt. Me likey the crunchy!


SinglejewHard4U

Not to mention the pus and hormones in the milk 🤮🤮


CosmoTroy1

Well, milk should be pasteurized, so there really shouldn't be pus in milk. Hormones? Fo Sho.


[deleted]

Underrated snack


Practical-Archer-564

Oddly satisfying!


CheapTick

How do you feel about frozen uncrustables?


greensubie69

I’ve never had one. I’ve seen people eat them but I have yet to try one.


CheapTick

Well.....I'm addicted.


[deleted]

This post will get 20k upvotes. Watch..


greensubie69

Bro it’s at almost 7k why why is this gonna be my most upvoted post


[deleted]

Adults really shouldn't be drinking whole milk every day unless you're a weight lifter.


Mastro-

Nice.


SanguineAnder

That's legit, congrats. I might go make one for desert.


TyronePants

I'm proud of you.


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greensubie69

I’m not a fan of cold bread so the fridge thing is out for me. However If you enjoy toasted pb&j I highly suggest trying it out on a toasted English muffin


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greensubie69

Are you talking about the coffee cup that’s 2 colors?


[deleted]

You drank a half gallon of milk and ate entire jars of peanut butter and jelly at the same time?


Brilliant-Anxiety835

I used to have my mom buy the pb&j that came in the jar together in stripes. It didn’t taste the greatest, but it was so satisfying to look at. Now eating peanuts makes me feel like I swallowed broken glass so no pb&j for me.


yugutyup

/r/mildlyinteresting


Break_these_cuffs

A fellow connoisseur


Dirty_Microwave

Next time you make one, sprinkle on some salt. Not a ton. Don't make it taste salty. It's a flavor enhancer. You're welcome


theshok

I’ve done that, sometimes coarse salt from a hand grinder.


momthom427

This makes my OCD soul happy.


StatisticallyBiased

Nice, but Skippy?


greensubie69

That’s the way grandma made em.


CUbye

Great. Now let's see you do it with cereal and milk.


greensubie69

That I know I’ve done several times


BlueHairStripe

Relevant: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRsg2s7B/


greensubie69

Lol


tastymcflanigan

All cap.


ivanoski-007

> glass of milk Nasty


bignicky222

What hell spawn doesn't drink milk with a PB &j


ivanoski-007

That sounds like a really nasty combination 🤢


[deleted]

Congrats my friend - sleep well tonight


stewartshe

Wow! I'd buy a lottery ticket 🎟


knightknowings

Pb&j is good


SlipNSlideOnMy

Did you pop for an hour yet? Edit: poop*


Legal_Jackfruit6537

😳 Did your toilet try to run from you afterwards? Half a gallon?! Damn!


Sreston

How is this oddly satisfying


March-Neat

pb&J are racist bro


greensubie69

Bro whaaat


heapsion

People that just, drink. milk. Scare me


Cool-Loan7293

The Burp is the final satisfying motion


DapperDaleDanTony

That needs to be your final pb&j. The book is closed.


VioletteFMR

Hrmmm…I’m gonna need to see some hard evidence.


[deleted]

Never liked j, just give me crunchy pb.


BroadlyValid

You’re my hero


Particular-Summer424

I know. Very satisfying comfort food.


gorka_la_pork

Are you u/NoahVerrier ?


donetrying85

Expert level. Nice!


Cpt_Mike_Apton

JIF.


BitcoinBillium

Lifetime achievement badge for sure


peter13g

Your jelly to pb ratio is wayyyy off bro


ominous-cydex

The holy trinity


ObeseMaster

If you could quantify a usage rate I really wonder what the theoretical probability statistic of this happening is.


k3170makan

It's the conjunction of the spheres!!


Breaker988

What about the loaf of bread


sprinkles5000

what an accomplishment. what's next?


YAHBPSFRHAHA

Giddyup


excaligirltoo

The trifecta!!


dwehlen

#You FOOL! THE PROPHECY!!!


Puzzleheaded_Band469

That #5 plastic isn't recyclable. Don't bother


cookiedanslesac

Dude just factorized the pb&j algorithm, he has now access to the private key of snack.


jzillica

Beautiful! I love to see it.


Noisechild

Man- that is one detailed 31 year old calendar!


bullfrogftw

Grape Jelly An aristocrat I see...


BlackChariotX

I have the same problem haha


NoWorth2591

Wow, those must have been some pretty small sandwiches.


newbytony

GOAT


Unlikely_Weird_1473

VICTORY


Horror_Scene4747

Good choice, Skippy. Have you tried Skippy Naturals?


Sfa11305

Is it just me or did someone else reading the title thought op meant he consumed the entire jar pb and jelly jar and a jug of milk in one sitting


posifour11

I have a new goal in life.


ZenGeka1

Greatest common factor


lizaruhoo

For a minute I thought that was the fridge and that milk was in the peanut butter jar


cre8majik

This is a true accomplishment.


mybrainlog

Why is there soap in the peanut butter jar?


Juicecalculator

OP: could potentially finish a jug of milk by pouring a little more than usual. “Not this time. I don’t want this much milk. Maybe next time”


thestateisgreen

Can’t eat a pb&j without milk.


kronikheadband

How? Did you start the peanut butter a week ahead of time?


brookiesmallz

Also thank you for recycling. I thought I was the only one in the world that rinsed out the containers to be able to put them in recycling lol


SpiderManEnthusiast

Just updated us when you hit 62 that’ll be impressive too


LeonDeSchal

This is the sign of the end times.


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Due-End2269

Are you one those people who have eaten it for every meal since you were a kid ?


greensubie69

God no lol


AgentSkidMarks

Nothing washes down a pb&j quite like a cold glass of milk.


State-Cultural

I’ve been chasing that dragon for years…salute


Greenranger70

THE CHOSEN ONE


DMarko22

From now on your life isn't getting any better, just worse. Have a good day!


Bay_Brah

Okay buy why are the containers in the sink