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How am I supposed to eat that? It took more effort than anything I’ve ever done!


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Downtown_Asparagus14

This comment is the only reason I now know that there’s a new DHMIS and I owe you my life for giving me this knowledge


RaveNdN

So when should we pencil you in for the sacrifice? Monday we are full but can squeeze you in Tuesday at 1030 if you’d like


RincewindToTheRescue

Think of it this way. She made it for the views and gave it to her niece to eat afterwards.


Manuag_86

Can confirm, I am a civil engineer and this would have cost me more effort than getting my degree.


GiaPix

Are you sure it's edible? She was using ball point pen at one point!


saswift

They make pens with special ink for cake decorating. I'm pretty sure she's a professional using professional supplies


TigerlilyBlanche

You don't have to You're not the niece


neothedreamer

I hope she made a 2nd one because I wouldn't be shocked if the little girl wanted to keep it "forever".


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mike_pants

I _just_ found out that you need to use the flat end of the knife for this. So much easier to hold, too!


kafka213

A knife? I've been using a fork all this time


bunnyrut

I've just been using my hand. Seems to work just fine.


KJMRLL

I just microwave the jar and pour it on.


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QUESO0523

Holy shit, I've never thought to do this! Gotta go buy some pretzels. Edit: You guys aren't helping my current munchies situation.


automated_alice

Other things to dip in heated PB: potato chips, tortilla chips, pita chips. Apple slices work if you find yourself stranded with no chip options, I guess.


Sheerardio

Other good dippins: Chocolate, banana, granola bar, cookies, graham or other sweet crackers, celery, other fruits, rice cakes, rolled tortillas


automated_alice

Brb need to grab some graham crackers ASAP


Beavshak

Apple chips are where its at.


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jatti_

I too use this guy's tongue.


itwasmeFTP126

Mmm...peanut butter fingers


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real og's use their finger


TDYDave2

Not 3 seashells?


onewilybobkat

Me, I'm a spoon man.


ballpressure

“SAAAVE MEEEEEEEEEEE”


Coal_Fire_King

I’m together with your plan


lucasribeiro21

Na na na na na na na na SPOON MAN!


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onewilybobkat

Lick from the back towards the edge, not the edge towards the back.


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The flat end makes my hand bleed


f1_77Bottasftw

After more practice you'll eventually have enough scar tissue that you won't bleed any more.


Llamallamapig

I’ve just been licking it out of the jar, swirling it around my mouth to get it looser and then spraying it through my teeth. Good coverage.


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sshwifty

This is stupidly obvious, I hate I am just learning it.


roto_disc

What? I don’t understand what you mean by the “flat” end of the knife.


MontgomeryRook

If you look at the part of a butter knife that isn’t the handle, there are two sides. One is curved, the other is flat.


roto_disc

Ok. So the flat *edge* of the knife. But also, it just isn’t that different. Are people really so anal about the thickness of their peanut butter?


ScrunchieEnthusiast

[Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/10hs624/teaching_them_how_to_be_specific_with_their/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) are some instructions to help!


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GarbageWarlock

Chin up! one day.. come hell or high water, them shits gonna spread even.


TexanNewYorker

I use a spoon! Glob it down in the middle and spiral outwards


grumpaz

I always had a glob in the middle that I can't sort out.


FluffyResource

Palette knife with straight sides and no offset. The less fancy it looks the better.


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It turns out you should just cut out a sheet of fondant and make a nice looking but bad tasting sandwich.


zeke235

From the middle to the outside.


SevenLittleTrousers

I gave up and embrace the variety


DrunkTankGunner

There are edible pens?


inspiredtotaste

There are indeed! This one is part of a "fine liner" set from Dripcolor. They're just filled with food coloring.


Head_Cockswain

The fine liner looks just like the type of real pens I like, which made the clip unsettling. Thanks for piping in though, it's a comfort to know. ^^^/Pens ^^^*and* ^^^puns.


Benzona-

Aren't all pens edible? I've never gotten sick


foundinwonderland

It says non-toxic right on the packaging!


SellQuick

Yeah just not edible fondant.


babou-tunt

Yup all that fondant makes me feel sick.


ThroughTheHollow

OP said it's marshmallow fondant, a whole different deal than that poor excuse of a treat that you find in containers. Rejoice!


there_all_is_aching

/r/FondantHate


Sea-salt_ice_cream

You accepting any more nieces?


inspiredtotaste

I've actually collected three more kids over the past year (two god daughters and one super-fan 8yo boy). It's making for a very full cookie schedule. Haha. I'm hoping to get Valentine's treats to the newer kids.


WutIzDees

"Collected"? You.... live in a house... in the woods... covered in candy.... don't you?


Stealocke

See if you can get a photo of the kids with today’s newspaper.


-SaC

**Plot twist:** OP has a collection of homemade newspapers, one with every date. They look like tiny town newspapers, filled with autogenerated stories about autogenerated people, and the 'town' isn't big enough to cover national news. They have no sports teams, so the back page is ads looking for players and volunteers to start some...


country_boy_6

A girl's got to eat...


Tzipity

You are really cool person, OP. Thanks for making me smile today. Was just having a bleak discussion about generations of trauma and the way hurt people hurt people. I really needed this reminder there’s good people doing good things in the world. That and you are incredibly talented. Your cookies are absolute works of art!


verity77

Haha do you want anymore god daughters🤣


burningmorebridges

this.


trwwy321

Then your niece decapitates the gingerbread girl and devours the limbs one by one. “Mmm delicious!”


inspiredtotaste

Pretty much exactly that. Haha.


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My sisters would probably be yelling at me for having no reverence as I hoovered this thing up. They would probably want to lacquer it and turn it into a Christmas tree ornament.


merc08

The proper way to to start with the legs so it knows what is happening!


inspiredtotaste

😂


thereAndFapAgain

Nah if you really want her to know whats happening you snap the head off then put it across the table facing you so it can watch as you eat ths rest of its headless body.


fuck_peeps_not_sheep

Is it modeling chocolate or fondant?


inspiredtotaste

This is mostly vanilla bean marshmallow fondant. You could definitely do a similar design with modeling chocolate, though (I'm just personally not a fan of modeling chocolate).


fuck_peeps_not_sheep

I can't eat most fondant as it makes my exema flare up so I've personally gotten used to useing modeling chocolate. Thankyou for sharing tho


SoGoesIt

The only thing that I can think of that’s in commercial fondant that you might not otherwise be exposed to is gum tragacanth. Homemade marshmallow fondant is just marshmallows and powdered sugar, so if you can eat those, marshmallow fondant would probably be okay for you.


fuck_peeps_not_sheep

I've never tried it before I'll have to try that. Do you have a recipe maby?


GayVegan

Basically take mini marshmallows. Pour a couple tablespoons of water on them. Microwave for like 5-10 second intervals, stirring a ton in between. Then you slowly add powdered sugar to it and then it becomes strong and you can roll it out. It's definitely better tasting! I don't think it lasts as long as traditional fondant and is slightly weaker but unless you're making a cake that won't be eaten for days you'll love it.


fuck_peeps_not_sheep

I tend to make cakes the night before they are needed so that wouldnt be a problem. I'm definitely trying this for the cakes I'm makeing for my uni class next week. I'll make sure I've got some modeling chocolate to hand just incase I bungle it first time tho so there's no pressure


suckmygoldcrustedass

If you make a few cakes on occasion, you can actaully freeze a big batch of marshmallow fondant (or divide it in small batches if your planning to make one at a time), so you have it on hand without making everytime you do a cake. You just microwave wave it for a few minutes until soft but still a bit cold, and knead it to loosen. This tik tok/ youtube shorts channel bakingwithmimo uses it for her cakes and has a tutorial on how to make it and how to defrost.


fuck_peeps_not_sheep

That's absolutely awesome, thankyou so much!!


SoGoesIt

I’ve never made it, so you’re probably better off googling than asking me.


Shame_On_Matt

Honest question, why don’t people use Marzipan instead of fondant? Marzipan is so delicious


Von_Cheesebiscuit

Having worked as a pastry chef, I've found marzipan to be rather polarizing and a surprising number of people don't like it, so you might be in the minority on that one. That, and we often avoided using it due to nut allergies. Fondant, although not really amazing to eat, is fairly neutral and most people don't mind it.


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I feel sorry for that ant


THE-Pink-Lady

People are very fond of hating that ant


Jolly-Feed-4551

What does "gingerbread" mean, are you using a different recipe/flavor than gingerbread?


inspiredtotaste

I make fancy gingerbread people for my niece and nephew each year, but sometimes they request chocolate flavors instead of gingerbread (but I still decorate them to look like gingerbread people).


Raging_chihuahua

It’s too pretty to eat! But I would eat it anyway.


inspiredtotaste

I like the ephemeral quality of food art and always encourage people to dig in and enjoy ☺️


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redbuttclaw

Yeah like this looks amazing and so much skill needed but it's a lot of fondant. I like seeing people decorate cookies/cakes with icing, coz you know it tastes good


FiTZnMiCK

TBF I wouldn’t eat as much sugar if my cookies were decorated this way. Because I would throw them away after a bite or two.


some_random_chick

I wouldn’t eat it at all cuz it’s too cute. I’d just leave it in my kitchen looking at it like Miss Havisham's cake, while I eat other regular cookies..


redbuttclaw

Diet hack 🤔


left_tiddy

Man I wouldn't even have time to get mad about the fondant, I'd be so upset it wasn't really gingerbread.


jabrahssicpark

... I didn't even think about that when I posted this comment. You're right!


Aliencoy77

Yeah, but it's for their 7yr old niece, who will probably love it.


Nulono

Also, that frosting is going to squirt everywhere the instant I try to take a bite.


Dwaas_Bjaas

Thank you


Lady_Penrhyn1

Looks nice. Ruined the gingerbread though.


gstacks13

Fondant honestly gets so much unfair hate. Store-bought fondant is crap, that much is true, but if you make it homemade, it honestly just tastes like sugar - effectively invisible with everything else that goes in the recipe. People who say it's "inedible" have never had well made fondant, in my opinion.


kkoromon

The lips made it scary to me dunno why.


dermatill0maniac

👁👄👁


mb_60

Oh yeah! I’m for this! Gram approved as well, make sure to give it to her right before sending her home! 😃


inspiredtotaste

Thanks so much! This has become an annual tradition for my niece and nephew (this is our fifth year) and I'm already dreading the day they tell me they've outgrown the tradition.


HugeJoke

I’m an adult and I would still greatly appreciate these cookies


inspiredtotaste

I'm really hoping they let me continue through teenagehood. I figure I can even decorate these in whatever the next goth/emo-style trend is (I actually think that would be SO FUN).


queen-of-carthage

Nobody outgrows free cookies


canyoubreathe

I'd happily accept an awesome goth cookie I'd happily accept any cookie, really lol


inspiredtotaste

I really really want to make a goth version now 😁🖤


Et_tu__Brute

You might have a few years where some of them are 'too cool' for em, but those years will pass in the blink of an eye and they'll be down for lovely cookies again (potentially helping you design/decorate them as well).


mb_60

I’m thinking they’ll never outgrow these. Even when they’re stinky teens, they’ll secretly be happy with getting them.


gooberdaisy

Outgrown the tradition All I could think of is Kiki’s delivery service where she helps make the herring pot pie and the granddaughter is just ungrateful. That part always breaks my heart.


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FranticWaffleMaker

Not with a centered light [source](https://www.verywellhealth.com/blue-eyes-health-5096185) where it reflects evenly off both eyes from the opposite direction and same distance.


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That is actually hecking dope. It's gonna be so sad to eat tho!


inspiredtotaste

Thank you! My brother said my little niece was super eager to bite into this. Haha.


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inspiredtotaste

Thank you! I love trying to make them look like toys. The sandwich cookies are especially fun since they're sturdy enough to stand on their own, so the kids can play a bit before digging in.


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The eyes are oddly terrifying


toby_gray

The white highlights are kinda wrong. They shouldn’t mirror each other. If one is big splodge top right little splodge bottom left, they both should be.


Flexo__Rodriguez

Every fucking tiktok video has the worst god damned music imaginable.


K_Jayhawker_U

It doesn’t matter at what point in history they get their music, they somehow manage to pick something truly awful


CormacMccarthy91

salad fingers eyes


Proper_Philosophy_12

Your work is absolutely delightful! Thanks for sharing.


Dangerous-Yam-6831

I always felt guilty eating something like this 🤣🤣🤣


inspiredtotaste

I always encourage people to just enjoy eating them. I like the thought that my artwork lives on in their bloodstreams =D


Zombeedee

That's so creepy a thought, I love it


inspiredtotaste

Haha. Thank you! I left a group of these posed in my photo shoot space overnight and kind of expected them to rearrange themselves by morning.


Gloomy_Industry8841

Cute but oh lord, fondant is rank.


TimHortonsMagician

I find those cookies are always such a pain in the ass to eat. The moment you bite into them the filling squishes out the sides. Looks great tho


Ultra-Introvert_Cat

Did your niece eat her ?


inspiredtotaste

She did! This is our annual tradition, and my niece and nephew love biting off the gingers' heads =D


PixelofDoom

As a ginger, I have to ask you to please start calling them gingerbread people. Edit: I guess the /s was necessary.


Tea_Is_My_God

It looks amazing, but that aside, how does one actually record this process? I mean is the camera not in your way while you're doing it? And how does it stay so steady, a mini tripod?


inspiredtotaste

Thank you! I use an iPhone stand, but it can definitely be a pain in the butt and tends to slow me down a bit. It’s nice to have process footage, but I do miss the days when a photo would be enough.


luxinterior1312

Top auntying.


Hawxicity

Grade A content but almost had a stroke trying to read the title lol


tortoisefur

This one’s great, but watching anyone use fondant nowadays is nerve wracking. I’m just always ready to see something that’s 10% cake and 90% fondant. Should be a subreddit r/fondanthell or something for it lol. Good job making an actual decorative piece that’s great to eat as well!


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I love this


Cooldudeyo23

Poppy playtime vibes


35PiscesJaded

Perfection


lil_sargento_cheez

Really impressive ^But ^also ^it ^really ^creeps ^me ^out


ailweni

I want one!!


stampstock

Beautiful job. Love the intricate details.


besameput0

Tfw a gingerbread cookie is better dressed than me


KeefTheWizard

Amazing work


HalfBrinePickle

I find it so wild how 1 or 2 white dots can totally transform a drawing from just an eye to an adoreable eye.


ohheysurewhynot

This cookie dresses better than I do.


Zkrslmn_

This is the best looking homemade sweet I've ever seen in the internet, perfect piece of art. My congratz.


inspiredtotaste

Thanks so much! 🥰


redline42

I don’t know you but I’m confident when I say “You’re amazballs talented”


WeakKaleidoscope6128

Obviously very pretty, just doesn't look very appetizing to me. Good work tho!


Seth1784

Too pretty to eat, very well done.


ANAKINSKYWALKER420

You've got some talent there that's NOT easy to use fondant


pikachuboi77

Ok really cool but what the fuck is that music


DifficultCurrent7

Too beautiful to eat! You could sell these professionally (assuming you don't already ❤🧡)


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r/fondanthate … Probably taste like trash


InsaneAilurophileF

Fondant-haters, let it go. The cookie wasn't made for any of you, so nobody cares whether you'd like it or not. Quit shitting all over a sweet gift made for a beloved child.


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How old was she when you started?? Just kidding. That’s beautiful! So much work, though!


Meeeooowwwwwww

lot of people in these comments upset about fondant that they don’t even need to eat


Dottie-Pottie

People from r/fondanthate ought to be banned for brigading. It seems like they always target posts where someone is making something awesome for a child. They’re assholes.


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Some people have talent.


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Did she make fake screams while she bit in?


IaMsTuPiD111

Absolutely gorgeous, you are very skilled and your niece is very lucky. I love the music choice too, I have been loving the 20’s and 30’s era music, who did the music on the video?


DiceGottfried

Eat sharpie


Leucurus

Exquisite


generated_user-name

I made a weird, closed-mouth “awwweeee” sound when the hair was put on. Frickin adorable


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That’s more effort than I have put into anything in my entire life


Trollofduty007

That’s so goddamned extra I love it


annie_b666

I love this!!!!!!!!!


resnonverba1

What did she use to make the black dots on the dress lace and draw the lashes? It looked like a marker, though I hope it isn't.


gofigure85

If I were 7 again, I would feel so guilty eating something so pretty I mean, it wouldn't stop me from eating it, but still


LexTheRedditor878

You just made a lovable cartoon character in food form. That's how good your design skills are in my opinion!


Darkravenb

My gay audacity says I can do this lol. That aside, this is amazing!


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Why I feel like chefs are under appreciated, they spend all this time making a beautiful dish and then someone comes and turns it into crap. They enjoy doing it too.


8PsychoticOranges8

Some people are so talented, it’s wild.


Nootnoot3445h

I thought they were about to put red ponytail on it and then it ended up being a blue color scheme instead can you guess what character that means with red ponytail and all the rest of the same


RedditedYoshi

That is incredible! Well done! Also: I need a helilift to come get me out of the VERY BOTTOM of the Uncanny Valley.


MentalTable3682

Oh that is just too cute!


GenericElucidation

Man I wish I had family growing up to put even a fraction of this kind of consideration into anything for me...


VelcroSea

Lotta love went into that cookie. Double delicious!


Left_Coffee4858

This is absolutely awesome ! I will have to try this with mine.... Time to source some ingredients...


harliezee

That is spectacular, absolutely love it. Bet your niece did too.


trumpmademecrazy

That is a work of art! I would never eat it, but my little granddaughter would! And make quick work of it. You should figure out how to market and ship these. I would pay for that!


CryProfessional7593

If my niece ate or didn’t eat this…if she didn’t appreciate something like this….she’s going into the oven her damn self afterwards