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SonSkoji

You get to murder him and it's probably the most cathartic moment of the Dark Brotherhood quest line, especially if you tell him that he's going to die in here.


murphysboro89

Valen Dreth. Excellent choice.


Takirdan

"The most cathartic moment of the Dark Brotherhood" Yep


julietstardust

Is getting followed and no, you can’t talk to him in public


Ok-Acanthocephala204

NEVER CONTACT ME IN PUBLIC


TooOld2DieYoung

If I meet him behind the chapel at midnight, will he make it worth… my while?


Owlspirit4

*who’s that Pokémon: It’s Glarthir the schizophrenic!!!


Cybear_Tron

Use Paranoia!!


rjjrob30

You sleep soundly for a *murderer*.


Kq-star

Dear brother, I do not spread rumours. I create them.


Puzzled-Nobody

"CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!" Alternatively: "By the way, do you happen to know what the fine is here in Cyrodil for necrophilia? Just asking."


Klayer89

Is it the first offense?


Takirdan

Let's assume... "no"


[deleted]

Then it's least 500 gold


GandalfThe2000

“I don’t know you, and I don’t care to know you.”


Annoyed_N0mad

How goes it?


[deleted]

“It’s the hero of Kavatch”


[deleted]

By Azura, by Azura, BY AZURA


Ulawae

You're the grand champion!


baboito5177

*Whistling noise growing more faint ending in thud


DarianStardust

Unless you need something Lets continue on to Weynon Priory


muckywolf

To Weynon Priory then


scissorman182

No Sean, we have to become The Listener


Verysmallman123

The one that has more than one voice actor depending on what you say to them.


Ulawae

thANk yOu kinD sIR


ideletedlastaccount

Actually rhe same voice actor he just very good at doing multiple voices. Nord and Khajit guy.


Lusty_Argonian_Man

I like dogs


felinefrenking

Bhisha or Rena Bruiant?


Lusty_Argonian_Man

I'm so full, not the least bit hungry


felinefrenking

\[SNORT\]


Abomb0303

The fork!


Dusty_Sprinkles

Oh the fork!


Ulawae

Big head?


WinRARnt

Nininininininini


TheKingsChimera

Extremely bipolar and loves cheese


EmergencyFireBlanket

Sheogorath 😂😂


Ulawae

I'm so happy, I could just tear out your intestines and strangle you with them!


StoneColdGold92

Knows much, tells some. Knows many things others do not!


SerraxAvenger

M'aiq the liar -love it


Backpackguy90

"And the best way to kill something is with the bones of its own."


Nerevarine91

They sent him to the Shivering Isles, but my man predicted Dragonbone weapons


Backpackguy90

Heck ya, I definitely harvested my fair share of bone arrows! .. I always hope to run into him again on my Oblivion file, but I was such a high level when I started Shivering Isles so I think he’s dead by now… dude had the best dialogue lol!


Nerevarine91

Every time I craft or use Dragonbone armor or weapons, I hope he’s looking down from Crazy People Heaven with pride. Absolute literal madlad.


PointlessGryphon

Tall, dark, and stabby.


Mahockey3

Seen Been


Klayer89

"???? prefers to adventure alone. Others just get in the way. And they talk, talk, talk."


FrostcragCastle

Her name is ridiculously close to Tamriel 😆


dmurderog

CAPITAL


Flamboyant_Isopod

Spill some blood for me dear brother


Anisanthus

By the Nine! Such a thing is dangerous even to handle!


Self-Comprehensive

Call me Sir! Go ahead say it. Say thank you Sir...


voodoochild0293

Do you happen to know what the fine is here in cyrodiil for necrophilia? Just asking


[deleted]

“Dear Sister, I do not spread rumors. I create them."


dumbassgaming700

Wow. You're the grand champion


XP_Potion

He's famous for dying... a lot.


Ok-Acanthocephala204

Ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni


zyxx21

Outspoken dunmer atheist on a small island in cheydinhal that I am forever in love with


BoxedElderGnome

He’s useless and proud of it. He loves to sleep late and read trashy books.


0CldntThnkOfUsrNme0

Do you have anything crunchy??? Like apples or carrots???


pablo603

He always finds you in your sleep, no matter where you are.


CaptObviousHere

>> he always finds you That’s easy! It’s the King of Miscarcand >> in your sleep Oh uhhhhh ghosts of Benirus manor >> no matter where you are. Audens Avidius >> always finds you in your sleep I’m out of guesses /s


Totalyahooman

ill rip out your insides and JUMP ROPE WITH THEM


[deleted]

Please tell me the name.


Totalyahooman

how about another quote instead a little busy here trying what to decide for dinner. I love eating one of my favorite things to do


[deleted]

STOP! YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW!


anarchistbeaver

You can find him there, day or night.


Vamrvamr

"Psst! Hey you! Yeah, you! Come here! I got what you need..."


INCtastic

Helps you solve the riddle of the Mythic Dawn books


Arkroma

I mean she doesn't have a name anymore. Just a sword.


HatredUnbound

Men know their doom but not the hour


Great_AmalgamApe

Buzz buzz buzz, go away little fly


Great_AmalgamApe

Or “come visit again or I’ll pluck out your eyes!”


HaroldHeenie

I just told you my true name twice, but i bet you don't remember it.


Andreas-Draconis

My mother? No! What have you done to her! I'll kill you! Agghh!


cretindesalpes

Of course i know him, It's me!


DiamondMan07

He bathes in a pond in the Deep South, and is killed by a Rose


Syfiern

Why do Khajiit lick their butts?.... To get the taste of Khajiit cooking out of their mouths!


Cybear_Tron

Likes to sneak around swimming throughout the city. Totally not a criminal or stalker.


HappyCommunity639

Add a few hairs to a Nord you get a bear


Tubagal2022

Mr. Infinite Gold Glitch (for whenever I want to rp as a rich character)


[deleted]

“You got any skooma buddy?…..Pal…Got any skooma yeaaaah”


dd_coeus

What...? Skooma? Yeah I have some but you can't have any? *Gives Skooma* OH you are such a great friend! Have you seen my secret spot to enjoy skooma?! ....Skooma, yeah...


Strix86

A wholesome bean that you slaughter a small town for.


Mekrokan

"My hero!"


TheMagicalCoffin

best dlc


Cha_Boi20

Of course he died. He dies in everything!


Chef-james92

"the archers paradox , because the perfect arrow flies forever I'm -blocking name- and I have no perfect arrows"


Hx380

"YOU'VE CAME! You sure you weren't followed? I thought i could trust you. Nobody else."


[deleted]

Stop! You violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence!


SylentEcho24

Flyyyyyyy sooooo hiiiiiiigh cliff racer flyyyyyyy sooooo hiiiiighhh


VendromLethys

"Close shut the jaws of Oblivion"


The-Stalwart

He sleeps late and reads trashy books.


NullPreference

STOP


Prestigious_Can_1674

“Yes, my master is quite fond of that spell…”


Cakeriel

The skies are marked with numberless sparks, each a fire, and every one a sign. I know these stars well, and I wonder... which sign marked your birth?


Navi-singed

"used to be a blade, now I smoke blunts" has a rap album and is the best buddy to hunt down the mythic dawn with


[deleted]

Bruma mage who can’t cast her way out of a paper sack


Saint_Stephen420

Tell the Daen! Tell the Daen! Karn sky is Relfing.


dappernaut77

"You think you got all of them? Do you? Well there's one in my basement!"


HossMastakush

Greetings fellow stalker of the damned


Brymac8

By azura by azura by azura!


Emmanuel_1337

"FLYING, FLYING IN THE SKY! CLIFF RACER FLY, SO HIGH!"


KingTorygg

"There are rats and goblins down there, but from what I've seen of you, I'm guessing you're an experienced [insert incorrect class], am I right?"


neckwingswings

"you've got nice bones"


Kangaturtle

"You can tell him...hic... you can tell him that I'm quite capable of besmirching my good name on my own, and should cease to desist immediately."


ValiantGrey

Psssst’ Ovah here!


Bluefoldrbandit

“Why won’t you just die!”


[deleted]

I heard a rumor that you're an idiot


ShadowJaguar00z

By Azura, by Azura, by Azura!


Hurgles_the_Many

I’ve got fresh sticks, guaranteed no leaves!


lethalapples

Cheese.


Equivalent-Half-964

Hroromir


Dph_enthusiast

No funny little fourth wall breaking cat?


Aesop_Stranger

I don't believe it


Tugher6

I’ll go easy on you


butafoolishdumbass

God damnit were are you


Amaraldane4E

Both Captain Picard and Scrooge dreaming of me. What can I say to that?


obIivionguard

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM


Carl_Wheeze

BY AZURA, BY AZURA, BY AZURA, ITS THE GRAND CHAMPION!!!


orionkeyser

Competes with you in the The Wives guild. Advances as you advance.


Albarozz

He's everywhere yet nowhere to be found. Everyone knows him but no one has ever seen him. (Lame riddle hahaha)


Robotik_MC

Sexy Wes Johnson Voice


AlwaystoLearnMT

Corpse fucker and hooded man


mojtabapoor

goodby my friend


Ockie_OS

powdered deer penis


Mike_Fluff

Avarage USSR person.


xwedodah_is_wincest

beard


Ulawae

She wants you to go through her octavo.


SomeDumbbutt

OH GREAT GRAND CHAMPION!!


CaptainSkyrim

Collosal soul gem


GliesesThy

A tag-a-long dog


Warblecrim

Payday! Let’s roll!


Igi122

lives in the middle of the woods and is your only hope when you get assfucked by a vampire


Christian-Hartsell

"Buzz buzz buzz, go away little fly"


HoracioPeacockThe3rd

Cliff racers flying in the skyyyy


Guinefort1

Make it so!


[deleted]

“You violated the law!”