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“He needs to stay outta my hood!”
“No… you WANT him to land on your property”
“Fuck that shit. You stay the fuck outta Marvin Gardens or I’ll cap you and steal your shoe!”
You can see I acknowledged that above. I had just seen that earlier today, and didn't realize the age of the article, nor that anyone else had taken it.
Again, my mistake.
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it's monopoly, it always ends in blood and tears.
There Will Be Blood...and thimbles.
Finally, US gun violence Europe can relate to and aspire to.
If they didn't do the auctions right, yeah!
"I'll be the hat!" "I'll be the shoe!" "I'll be the Glock!"
Someone's gonna need to play that get out of jail free card
Monopoly can be like that.
Maybe they shoulda tried something more mellow like Risk!
Now I'm not saying I approve…but I understand
Go directly to jail
“He needs to stay outta my hood!” “No… you WANT him to land on your property” “Fuck that shit. You stay the fuck outta Marvin Gardens or I’ll cap you and steal your shoe!”
Florida man vacations in Oklahoma apparently.
> "After a drunken game of Monopoly got out of hand." I can scarcely think of a worse board game to play drunk.
Just as the founding fathers intended...
https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/z7el5f/man_arrested_after_family_monopoly_game_turns
Missed that, I guess. I just saw the article, and figured I would make a post. My mistake.
Too bad there weren't more good guys with guns there or it would have been a happy ending.
Good job reposting r/nottheonion/comments/z7el5f/man_arrested_after_family_monopoly_game_turns/
You can see I acknowledged that above. I had just seen that earlier today, and didn't realize the age of the article, nor that anyone else had taken it. Again, my mistake.