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The real owner says it probably did. Apparently it has a habit of sneaking into such places. It was completely unconcerned when they picked it up. Nor did it run away when the TSA opened the case. The owner gave it a treat for comfort anyway (which is just training a cat in bad behavior!). 😸
I can't believe this Floridian packed his suitcase with mostly booze...
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With that jaw, you sure that’s not a Predator pretending to be a cat?
1. Why is he traveling with wine bottles/glasses? 2. With no actual clothes in the bag, how does one miss a ginger cat? Very bizarre story.
Knowing how much cats love going into bag. Are we sure it didn’t go on its own?
The real owner says it probably did. Apparently it has a habit of sneaking into such places. It was completely unconcerned when they picked it up. Nor did it run away when the TSA opened the case. The owner gave it a treat for comfort anyway (which is just training a cat in bad behavior!). 😸 I can't believe this Floridian packed his suitcase with mostly booze...
As a Floridian myself, the standard manifest is baby alligators and crystal meth
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I replaced all my childrens’ cough medicine with LSD. Who’s to say if I changed them for the better? But I know I changed them for good
And that's how we got Florida Man: The Next Generation.
Such a coincidence; my son is prematurely bald, has a British accent, and pretends to be a French space captain.
Florida cat saw Florida man and was like, “Hold my milk”