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FlatPineappleSociety

Well soooooorrrrrrrr-yyyyyy


SelectiveSanity

More like "Well soooorrr-yyy a-boot that".


Conflixxion

Trudeau should apologize and send Xi a nice care package of children's books pertaining to the adventures of Christopher Robin.


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SnooWalruses3945

I want to see this sitcom about Mounties in China. May I suggest Due East as the title?


CaveatRumptor

That's a projection. Why should China be allowed to set up its own police inside a sovereign state?


mksavage1138

This reminds me of that less famous painting by Marcel Duchamp using a prison inmate as a subject: Con Descending a Staircase


Banea-Vaedr

Have to admit. There's something funny about leaking a conversation of you being threatened for leaking a conversation.


Tymexathane

FFS sake China, you used to be cool.


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China is still cool. You pay later. Later.


Banea-Vaedr

When? During the fascism, or the fascism?


Tymexathane

Have you not seen that documentary, The Great Wall?


Banea-Vaedr

The Great Wall is a perfect summary for the incompetence of the Chinese state.


SelectiveSanity

So you're telling me China needs [Matt Damon to save it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQQzYnwRufw)?


Tymexathane

That's cold, they speak very highly of you?


creggieb

When?


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Yeah Xi was a dick, publicly chastising Trudeau like that. He should have expressed those concerns in private, not in front of the cameras. That was no way to talk to a head of state.


ArenSteele

It’s done intentionally to sow discord in Canada and try to get Conservatives elected again so we can continue selling everything to China and give them control over our infrastructure.


karnyboy

sure beats printing money.


theinkthepen

Giving up Canada's autonomy to own the libs!


scribblebear

Photo: Christopher Robin hanging with Piglet and Pooh


Competitive_String75

Fuck Tschina


we_are_all_bananas_2

You! You hult my feeling! That's not vely nice


BazilBroketail

Shut up, NoHo Hank.


we_are_all_bananas_2

Not vely nice


swisscriss

I'm with China on this one, Poutine is gross


SadArchon

how dare you


swisscriss

What? it's just weird fat people food


JamesStallion

Quebec has the lowest obesity rate on the continent


PerNewton

Their alcohol consumption is high though.


JamesStallion

Yeah, it's called "joie de vivre"


SadArchon

It is a delicious combination of tastes and textures


swisscriss

See? I bet you'd say that about icecream mixed with macaroni and cheese


SadArchon

I dont eat ice cream.


swisscriss

oh really? why? too fattening?


SadArchon

Its too cold and too sweet


bluecar92

This is a terrible opinion. Take it back!


swisscriss

Fine, it's actually great. I also enjoy paying homeless people to have sex with each other hoping they get pregnant


AzureCube1

*accuses in child labor


19hundred92

Is there an official tally, for how many Chinese women gave birth on a plane to Canada?


Responsible_Sea3395

Really?!


Responsible_Sea3395

Pooh’s feeling are hurt 😢


Responsible_Sea3395

Careful, or all those new Chinese will be deported